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Title: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: akers1021 on November 17, 2006, 03:11:09 PM
So I am sitting at work today bored out of my mind reading all the new mags.  I see the following ads for these new supplements in Flex and such.......

Garbage-  some kind of NO2 product , this CRAP is actually called Garbage.....

Ejaculoid- claims to make your semen thicker and explosive ejacualtions.  Made by Goliath Labs.  I could not believe this one at first...

Then I see CLENbutical- nutrabolics makes this product... Ok let me see name a product " close " to CLENbuterol so naive stupid ass kids will buy it. 

Guys I am an Area Manager for a Supplement Company, I thought I had seen it all until this.   The Ejaculoid was the one I was WTF will these companies try to market next.

I say lets get together and Market a Product called

Venom Juice and put Vince's picture on the label 
Adoni Tonic with TA's picture
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: Deadpool on November 17, 2006, 03:15:18 PM
How about Annavar?  or testostorone?  or winnstroll?
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: beatmaster on November 17, 2006, 03:15:52 PM


I say lets get together and Market a Product called

Venom Juice and put Vince's picture on the label 
Adoni Tonic with TA's picture

for those who doesn't want to build muscles......... this could be big  :-\ i mean good  ;D
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: Deadpool on November 17, 2006, 03:21:43 PM
I'm gonna come out with Roids.  That's the product name
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: akers1021 on November 17, 2006, 03:42:15 PM
I'm gonna come out with Roids.  That's the product name

Just call it ROIDadrol   ;D

I always wanted to market a product and call it Peter Peppy.... should do well with the Viagra market.
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: Deadpool on November 17, 2006, 03:45:44 PM
How about Good Wood, instead of viagra?
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: youandme on November 17, 2006, 03:47:09 PM
haha yeah I saw that ejaculoid stuffs gone to crap now
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 17, 2006, 04:20:55 PM
19-Nor-7-Alka-Hydroxycarbonite-Testasterone-Hydrochloride-Acetate

that's the future! :)
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: youandme on November 17, 2006, 04:42:38 PM
19-Nor-7-Alka-Hydroxycarbonite-Testasterone-Hydrochloride-Acetate

that's the future! :)


Thanks, I'll add "Tech" at the end and can market it for both telecommunications and supplements
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: gtbro1 on November 18, 2006, 04:32:16 AM

 
  "ANYTHING STRONGER,WOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!"
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: Below Me on November 18, 2006, 04:44:40 AM
I'm gonna come out with Roids.  That's the product name

I think the anal suppository markethas this on the market already
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: gtbro1 on November 18, 2006, 04:53:32 AM
I think the anal suppository markethas this on the market already

  "Do you have Asteroids?" "NO,but my dad does."
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: Spike on November 18, 2006, 06:19:00 AM
make one called 'Sucka MC Swett Tea - w/ added bee pollen'

yea gangsta ;) ;)
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: ether on November 18, 2006, 06:38:00 AM
New product line HemmoROIDs
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: Blockhead on November 18, 2006, 11:33:02 AM
  "Do you have Asteroids?" "NO,but my dad does."
Sometimes he can't even sit on the toilet...
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: gtbro1 on November 18, 2006, 12:42:05 PM
Sometimes he can't even sit on the toilet...

 haha hahahaha
Title: Re: Who thinks of this stuff?
Post by: SteelePegasus on November 18, 2006, 01:10:19 PM
how about

stairoids?
effecdra