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Title: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: Bast000 on November 18, 2006, 08:27:24 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: mightymouse72 on November 18, 2006, 08:29:17 PM
no, God did not breathe the breath of life into animals as he did man.
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: Bast000 on November 18, 2006, 08:31:46 PM
what about Jews, Gays and Muslims?  what does the Bible say?
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: Count Grishnackh on November 18, 2006, 09:29:37 PM
no, God did not breathe the breath of life into animals as he did man.

ahhahahaha
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: DK II on November 19, 2006, 03:54:51 AM
???

no you idiot.

animals don't go to church and read the bible do they??

all they do is sleep and fuck and kill, so they are sinners. animals don't live by the 10 rules god gave to mankind, so they go to hell.

Christianity is so simple!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: DK II on November 19, 2006, 03:57:03 AM
what about Jews, Gays and Muslims?  what does the Bible say?

not catholic = hell.

that's the answer to every question.

but beware:

catholic doesn't equal heaven. You have to spend a lot of money and kiss the church's ass every sunday, or you'll go to hell.  8)
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: Bast000 on November 21, 2006, 10:25:59 PM


catholic doesn't equal heaven. You have to spend a lot of money and kiss the church's ass every sunday, or you'll go to hell.  8)

fu-ck!  :-\  ;D
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: DK II on November 22, 2006, 12:58:08 PM
fu-ck!  :-\  ;D

I'm awfully sorry.

You can still convert to islam, then all you have to do to go to heaven is strap yourself to a bomb and blow it up anywhere nonmuslims are around.  :-X :-X
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: Bigger Business on November 26, 2006, 04:34:01 AM
'heaven' lol
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: amc1980 on November 26, 2006, 04:54:05 AM
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, Gentle Ben and Flipper- Yes, they will get in.

Cujo and Hitler's dog- Not a chance.
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: Butterbean on November 26, 2006, 08:20:36 AM
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, Gentle Ben and Flipper- Yes, they will get in.

Cujo and Hitler's dog- Not a chance.
;D
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: Migs on December 09, 2006, 07:54:25 AM
not catholic = hell.

that's the answer to every question.

but beware:

catholic doesn't equal heaven. You have to spend a lot of money and kiss the church's ass every sunday, or you'll go to hell.  8)

Unless your a born-again christian.  They kiss ass, broadcast the stuff on tv, and fleece people of money.  "you shall be saved...after your check clears."
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: DK II on December 09, 2006, 09:54:16 AM
Unless your a born-again christian.  They kiss ass, broadcast the stuff on tv, and fleece people of money.  "you shall be saved...after your check clears."

haha, i hate that scum.  ;D
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: Lord Humungous on December 09, 2006, 10:02:19 AM
Ive always thought heaven has all the things youve loved in life and much more. So, Maybe your pets do go to heaven, who knows?
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: The Master on December 09, 2006, 11:13:46 AM
What about short humans Bastiano with weird looking dicks? Do they get the "pity access pass"?
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: DK II on December 10, 2006, 12:56:38 AM
What about short humans Bastiano with weird looking dicks? Do they get the "pity access pass"?

There is no pity in the catholic church. Either you pray pay your way to heaven or you'll go to hell.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: Slin1 on December 10, 2006, 10:36:13 AM
What about short humans Bastiano with weird looking dicks? Do they get the "pity access pass"?

Haha i almost feel sorry for you lille snopp
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: GET_BIGGER on December 10, 2006, 12:56:22 PM
Jews are gods chosen people (according to the good book)

Gays and Muslims are better off with my church   :D

LMAO.....that was funny, not gonna lie....

Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: DK II on December 10, 2006, 12:58:47 PM
I don't see why not. I'd be pissed if my childhood pets that died weren't in heaven.  >:(

i'm sorry.

You should have changed to hinduism.
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?[/
Post by: amc1980 on December 10, 2006, 01:01:42 PM
I've only just noticed this, and please excuse my use of profane language on teh religious board, but what the f**k is an "aminal"?

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Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: GET_BIGGER on December 10, 2006, 01:06:28 PM
It says in the bible that Jesus will return on a white horse for the 2nd coming, thus implying there are animals in heaven. 
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: DK II on December 11, 2006, 03:44:01 AM
hmm. nahh.

But, I believe God created everything, including animals. And, that everything was in the presense of God prior to coming to earth. Therefore, when they are done with their time on this earth, it stands to reason (based on my beliefs) that they'd return to His presense -- if they were "good" in their realm of existance...which brings up another question: can animals sin? I think they can. But that the "good" ones will go to "heaven" (whatever your "heaven" is).

hahaha, animals can 'sin'??

So, what would that be?? Eating to much dog food or looking at a fine golden retrievers ass?

Eating the neighbor's cat's mice?

Humping day and night?

Killing?

any answers?
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: Camel Jockey on December 11, 2006, 12:19:23 PM
My pet turtle that I lit on fire with vodka is probably in heaven and so is the goldfish I flushed down the toilet.  :)
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: DK II on December 11, 2006, 11:47:37 PM
My pet turtle that I lit on fire with vodka is probably in heaven and so is the goldfish I flushed down the toilet.  :)

yeah, but you won't be able to see them there, because killing is a sin, and you'll go to hell.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: Lord Humungous on December 12, 2006, 04:51:03 AM
My pet turtle that I lit on fire with vodka is probably in heaven and so is the goldfish I flushed down the toilet.  :)

wow you lit a turtle on fire? man your a badass!
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: The Master on December 12, 2006, 03:21:16 PM
Haha i almost feel sorry for you lille snopp

Is this how gay losers on wellfare try to get attention? ;D
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: BayGBM on December 15, 2006, 04:30:59 AM
All dogs go to heaven!  :)
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: DK II on December 15, 2006, 04:59:07 AM
All dogs go to heaven!  :)

You're not allowed to post in a christian thread.  ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D


Talk about charity....

christians are scum.  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: body88 on December 15, 2006, 09:44:06 AM
no, God did not breathe the breath of life into animals as he did man.


Oh brother ::)  I bet you are so delusional you think Bush was/is a great president!!!!!












Oh wait...











 

Shit :-X :-\
Title: Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
Post by: wes mantooth on December 17, 2006, 07:34:00 PM
if you believe in god, heaven, hell...all that junk..

you have to ask whether or not animals have souls....


personally...i think everythings taking a dirt nap...and thats it! lights out Rover!!!!