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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: gordiano on November 20, 2006, 02:42:39 PM
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I'll go first..........
Gustavo: Kan eye still yuse steroyce wit dis?
Doc: Yes, you can still take steroids while on Muscle-Tech's worthless stack.
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Gus: gwill dis hepp mee get a green carde?
Doc: Shut up and listen, or I'll have you deported........
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I'll go first..........
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Gustavo: Can you juz gimme the check?
Doc: You haven't I heard a word I said?
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I'll go first..........
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Gustavo: Kan eye still yuse steroyce wit dis?
Doc: Yes, you can still take steroids while on Muscle-Tech's worthless stack.
DOC- listen its easy' we pay you to lie about our product just keep gearing up so everyone under the age of 16 will believe its our worthless product that gets you big..
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Gus: wy dis stuff mayke my shet green?
Doc: It's the special ingredient, called Cockic.....
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I'll go first..........
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Gustavo: Kan eye still yuse steroyce wit dis?
Doc: Yes, you can still take steroids while on Muscle-Tech's worthless stack.
OH FOR GOD SAKES WE PUT THE SCRIPT BEHIND THE BOTTLE JUST READ IT WORD FOR WORD....OK GUYS TAKE 23
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Gus:How eye tayke dis? In the anus or the moufe?
Doc: WHAT?!
Gus: eye expereement.........
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Gus: Pleeze hury, eye haff appoiment wit Mussle Galleree fore da fotoshoote.
Doc: Man whore.
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Gus: If jew most putt youre hande in mye anuss, pleeze were da gluv.
Doc: Sure thing.
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Gus: Eye am Profechonal at-leet. Profechonal at-leet. Profechonal at-leet. Profechonal at-leet. Profechonal at-leet. Profechonal at-leet.
Doc: Sure you are..... ::)
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Gus: Eye haf rashe on my peanus. is dis cure?
Doc: .........
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OH FOR GOD SAKES WE PUT THE SCRIPT BEHIND THE BOTTLE JUST READ IT WORD FOR WORD....OK GUYS TAKE 23
HAHAHAHA!
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Gustavo: Why eh...why u have eh...why u have eh...eh...the sthethescope(sp?) when eh...you not even a real doctor...
'The Doc': Shut up you greasy $p1c...they just told me to put this around my neck so the newbies would take this photoshoot more serious...now pay attention!
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Gustavo: Can you please fist my ass?
Doc: Yes!
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funny shit
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I'll go first..........
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Gustavo: Kan eye still yuse steroyce wit dis?
Doc: Yes, you can still take steroids while on Muscle-Tech's worthless stack.
Gus: inn myE~ Conetree~ deh... steroyce costs mooch cheeper dan dis stafff.... yes..
Doc: hmmmm.... well... just between us, in my country people call this bullshit but i know i can still sell this stuff with you promoting so..... just eat it!
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Gustavo: Dos is say handred pessent nathural?
Doc: Yes, and you'll be 100% natural after taking it!
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Doc: "This is the most anabolic suppository on the market, Gustavo"
Badell: "Isn't it a little big, Doc?"
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Gus----Do i just stick the syringe thru the plastic cap?
Doc----What?
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in Gus Mind : ''this sh*t doesn't work, who's gonna buy this, Sh*t i have to do to paid my roids''
in doc's mind : ''I'm gonna have to call my agent, this gig's bad, Sh*t i have to do to paid my rent''
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Good stuff, guys. Keep 'em coming!
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Doc, you sure that is a suppository
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Doc: This is the most synergistic label we've ever produced!
Gustavo: Yes Doc. Despite that, I've always found getbig caption threads to be largely miss affairs.
Doc: Irrevelency! Buy a $300 website at http://www.flashrob.com!
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Gustavo: You know me hungry, you know, hungry
Doc:pay attention, it can't be that hard, ok repeat after me:G A K I C
Gustavo:G E ..........did I mention me very hungry this year
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Bawahahahahahahahah, you actually topped special ed and that one! Great Job!!!!!
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Gus: wat dis stuff doo, make my dik biggar?
Doc: Too bad it doesn't make you smarter.......
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"Just take one per day and you won't get AIDS".
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Gust: "You know I am 100% natural...Will this make me test positive??"
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Gus: Weeell dis haelp my tmj prawblem frrum da' garouwth harmones?
Doc: No, Gus, back your doseage down from 30iu's to something more reasonable!
Gus: Lighk maeybe 25-26?
Doc: Get out you jackass and ease up on the slin too!
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Badell: Ar yooo a reeel doktor?
Doc: Just get with the programme son and pretend to look interested for the camera......
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Gus: Is mistah Oueempias Wuannie Coeman an Jey Cutla taking this too??
Doc:sure they are(laughs)
Gus:but them not natchural like meself, well then gimme me mo than Wuannie an Jey takes, me very hungree this yeea
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Gus: Is mistah Oueempias Wuannie Coeman an Jey Cutla taking this too??
Doc:sure they are(laughs)
Gus:but them not natchural like meself, well then gimme me mo than Wuannie an Jey takes, me very hungree this yeea
DOC-oh for christ sakes lets try this one more time turn the cap to the right and it will open..
GUS-hey doc no need to yell, ''you have pretty eyes'' when your mad..
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Here, i found the cure for homosexuality.
Now please stop looking at my crotch.
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Gus: Dr...Dr...i get free transformer toy in dis bottle yes?Eet says Gakic ..like
transformers toyyy...yaaay!
Doc: No you big poof..no toy!! Now stfu ,pay attention and stop wasting my time!
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rocket, your advanced humor did not go unnoticed. bravo!
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Gustavo: Meye sheert iz graye
"Doctor": Are you even paying attention to what I am saying?
Gustavo: Thatz a shinny gold boddle yoar wholding
"Doctor": f**k this can we get Comier or Cutler in here!
Gustavo: Eye fink eye seed Comier smoking weeds hin da kitchin an treying to ate food out ov Cutler, deed eye menthion eye am hungrey hurgrey at-leet.
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Gustavo: Ken eye eet dis?
Doc: No.
Gustavo: eye hungree. Soo hungree.