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From my own forgetfulness I have left 3 workout shirts and I pair of new runners at the gym over a 6 month period. I know who the thief is – it’s the 60 year old overweight immigrant cleaner. This guy comes into work at the gym at 1:00pm everyday. I workout on my lunch time. When I questioned him on the theft of one of my shirts he first said he saw nothing left in the change room at 1:00pm (gym empties out after lunch time). When I refuted his excuse - his story changed to blaming another cleaner guy who comes in at 4:00 pm. I found out this is also a lie as he works until 6:00 pm.
So to get “even” with this arse hole I have been throwing the small towel that I get from the front desk down the toilet. I then flush the toilet so the towel then blocks up the toilet, this is then followed by me pissing or occasionally dumping in the toilet. I have kept this up 5 days a week for 3 months now…..hope this guy enjoys his work….haaa haaa
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My grandpa was complaining about a fella who kept pluggin up the toilet. I'm guessing that was you, ya sumbitch. That's alright though. The medium salmon-coloured shirt with the "Babydoll" logo he snaked from you fits me splendidly. Cheers!
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My grandpa was complaining about a fella who kept pluggin up the toilet. I'm guessing that was you, ya sumbitch. That's alright though. The medium salmon-coloured shirt with the "Babydoll" logo he snaked from you fits me splendidly. Cheers!
haa haa... ;D
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lmao, what about the shoes 240?
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From my own forgetfulness I have left 3 workout shirts and I pair of new runners at the gym over a 6 month period. I know who the thief is – it’s the 60 year old overweight immigrant cleaner. This guy comes into work at the gym at 1:00pm everyday. I workout on my lunch time. When I questioned him on the theft of one of my shirts he first said he saw nothing left in the change room at 1:00pm (gym empties out after lunch time). When I refuted his excuse - his story changed to blaming another cleaner guy who comes in at 4:00 pm. I found out this is also a lie as he works until 6:00 pm.
So to get “even” with this arse hole I have been throwing the small towel that I get from the front desk down the toilet. I then flush the toilet so the towel then blocks up the toilet, this is then followed by me pissing or occasionally dumping in the toilet. I have kept this on 5 days a week for 3 months now…..hope this guy enjoys his work….haaa haaa
1st off your the one whos to cheap to buy a lock for the locker even though i dont like a thief just as much as the next guy thats the way life is ..
2nd dont flush shit down the toilet if the pipes get fucked up the gym owner pays for it..
just shit on the floor or in the stand up pissers hahahahaha...
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lmao, what about the shoes 240?
Pops got those. I didn't know they still made KangaRoos.
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for some reason my ass stained white thongs were not taken..... ???
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for some reason my ass stained white thongs were not taken..... ???
those were white? Auburn and eggshell at best, my friend.
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You need to take a shit in the upper deck. That aughta set you two straight.
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Or crap in the sauna. A stench no man would soon forget...
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Or crap in the sauna. A stench no man would soon forget...
haaa haaa - yes but I just want the thief to be punnished not everyone else....
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Your parents must be proud that you can shit on command, 5 days a week when you're angry at someone.
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for some reason my ass stained white thongs were not taken..... ???
I guess Earl doesn't train at your gym............ :-X
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Your parents must be proud that you can shit on command, 5 days a week when you're angry at someone.
hahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!
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From my own forgetfulness I have left 3 workout shirts and I pair of new runners at the gym over a 6 month period. I know who the thief is – it’s the 60 year old overweight immigrant cleaner. This guy comes into work at the gym at 1:00pm everyday. I workout on my lunch time. When I questioned him on the theft of one of my shirts he first said he saw nothing left in the change room at 1:00pm (gym empties out after lunch time). When I refuted his excuse - his story changed to blaming another cleaner guy who comes in at 4:00 pm. I found out this is also a lie as he works until 6:00 pm.
So to get “even” with this arse hole I have been throwing the small towel that I get from the front desk down the toilet. I then flush the toilet so the towel then blocks up the toilet, this is then followed by me pissing or occasionally dumping in the toilet. I have kept this up 5 days a week for 3 months now…..hope this guy enjoys his work….haaa haaa
You left your shirts and shoes at the gym for six months and you're pissed they got taken?
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You left your shirts and shoes at the gym for six months and you're pissed they got taken?
What grade are you in "student?" There is reading, and then there is comprehension.
Comprehension-
The act or fact of grasping the meaning, nature, or importance of; understanding
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When there is no lockers left I just empty one that doesn't have a lock in it and put my stuff then lock up. 8)
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I am always up for a little vandalism.
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From my own forgetfulness I have left 3 workout shirts and I pair of new runners at the gym over a 6 month period. I know who the thief is – it’s the 60 year old overweight immigrant cleaner. This guy comes into work at the gym at 1:00pm everyday. I workout on my lunch time. When I questioned him on the theft of one of my shirts he first said he saw nothing left in the change room at 1:00pm (gym empties out after lunch time). When I refuted his excuse - his story changed to blaming another cleaner guy who comes in at 4:00 pm. I found out this is also a lie as he works until 6:00 pm.
So to get “even” with this arse hole I have been throwing the small towel that I get from the front desk down the toilet. I then flush the toilet so the towel then blocks up the toilet, this is then followed by me pissing or occasionally dumping in the toilet. I have kept this up 5 days a week for 3 months now…..hope this guy enjoys his work….haaa haaa
You should never leave your stuff at the gym unless its got a lock on it. Its really your own fault.
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What grade are you in "student?" There is reading, and then there is comprehension.
Comprehension-
The act or fact of grasping the meaning, nature, or importance of; understanding
what did I not understand? He forgot his shirts and shoes for six months. Then he went off on a tangent about a immigrant cleaner, and then he shit in a clogged toilet, it's all brilliant stuff.
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what did I not understand? He forgot his shirts and shoes for six months. Then he went off on a tangent about a immigrant cleaner, and then he shit in a clogged toilet, it's all brilliant stuff.
He did not say he left his property there for six months and when he went back they were gone. Over a six month period, he forgot an item or two, and when he went back the next day the item was gone. So, in a six month time span, four shirts could have been stolen. But not because he went back half a year later.
Understand now?
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He did not say he left his property there for six months and when he went back they were gone. Over a six month period, he forgot an item or two, and when he went back the next day the item was gone. So, in a six month time span, four shirts could have been stolen. But not because he went back half a year later.
Understand now?
So he leaves four articles of clothing at the gym in a six month period. Suspects a senior citizen of stealing his clothes and confronts him. When the old man doesn't fess up to the heist , he decides to shit in a clogged toilet and flood the washroom. And I'm the one that has trouble comprehending? Comprehend this " buy a fucking lock."
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aww man, thats funny as shit.
in my gym, I saw a load in the urinal. someone shat in the damn urinal!!! thats crazy.
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aww man, thats funny as shit.
in my gym, I saw a load in the urinal. someone shat in the damn urinal!!! thats crazy.
Do you have worms up your ass?
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naw, "big" worm does though,,,always uptight as shit.
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Bro if your ever cought leavin anything around, your gonna get got. Leave the poor immigrant alone.... Hes poor!!!
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He did not say he left his property there for six months and when he went back they were gone. Over a six month period, he forgot an item or two, and when he went back the next day the item was gone. So, in a six month time span, four shirts could have been stolen. But not because he went back half a year later.
Understand now?
Bang on YoungBlood....
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So he leaves four articles of clothing at the gym in a six month period. Suspects a senior citizen of stealing his clothes and confronts him. When the old man doesn't fess up to the heist , he decides to shit in a clogged toilet and flood the washroom. And I'm the one that has trouble comprehending? Comprehend this " buy a fucking lock."
The cleaner (old man) when finding articles of clothing left behind should put them in the "lost and found". That is what a normal human being should do - not throw them away or take them home....just do his job...
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The cleaner (old man) when finding articles of clothing left behind should put them in the "lost and found". That is what a normal human being should do - not throw them away or take them home....just do his job...
Cleaners have no honour. That why they're cleaners.
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Cleaners have no honour. That why they're cleaners.
haa haaa...
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The cleaner (old man) when finding articles of clothing left behind should put them in the "lost and found". That is what a normal human being should do - not throw them away or take them home....just do his job...
Maybe you should get your mom to stitch your name into the collar of your shirts. Forgetful people lose things, the world is a inperfect place.
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i found some bitches watch on the ground and gave it away to a trick in college while getting brain ..
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i found some bitches watch on the ground and gave it away to a trick in college while getting brain ..
That's vulgur, dude.
Something like "getting dome" would be entirely more appropriate.
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Just got back from the gym. Today I upped his punishment. I used a full size towel that they give out, took 3 flushes to get it stuck real good. Then I took a real heinous smelling dump (prunes,labrada rock n roll bar, eggs, coffee, protein shake). His eyes will be watering when trying to un-plug that mess... :'(
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Just got back from the gym. Today I upped his punishment. I used a full size towel that they give out, took 3 flushes to get it stuck real good. Then I took a real heinous smelling dump. His eyes will be watering when trying to un-plug that mess... :'(
You sure cleaner isn't viewing the boards by any chance?
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Just got back from the gym. Today I upped his punishment. I used a full size towel that they give out, took 3 flushes to get it stuck real good. Then I took a real heinous smelling dump (prunes,labrada rock n roll bar, eggs, coffee, protein shake). His eyes will be watering when trying to un-plug that mess... :'(
where are the other gym members when you are doing this?
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where are the other gym members when you are doing this?
around....its in a stall...
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around....its in a stall...
you're awesome.
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you're awesome.
stay in school and you will learn these usefull things...
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stay in school and you will learn these usefull things...
you have a fascination with feces.
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Thread of the year!
I'm in tears reading this shit!!!!!!!!!
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From my own forgetfulness I have left 3 workout shirts and I pair of new runners at the gym over a 6 month period. I know who the thief is – it’s the 60 year old overweight immigrant cleaner. This guy comes into work at the gym at 1:00pm everyday. I workout on my lunch time. When I questioned him on the theft of one of my shirts he first said he saw nothing left in the change room at 1:00pm (gym empties out after lunch time). When I refuted his excuse - his story changed to blaming another cleaner guy who comes in at 4:00 pm. I found out this is also a lie as he works until 6:00 pm.
So to get “even” with this arse hole I have been throwing the small towel that I get from the front desk down the toilet. I then flush the toilet so the towel then blocks up the toilet, this is then followed by me pissing or occasionally dumping in the toilet. I have kept this up 5 days a week for 3 months now…..hope this guy enjoys his work….haaa haaa
what is so great about your workout wear that someone would steal it? Maybe the guy is sniffing your shorts dude? awwwwwww he likes you ;) Its like a lovers fight. ;D
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So to get “even” with this arse hole I have been throwing the small towel that I get from the front desk down the toilet. I then flush the toilet so the towel then blocks up the toilet, this is then followed by me pissing or occasionally dumping in the toilet. I have kept this up 5 days a week for 3 months now…..hope this guy enjoys his work….haaa haaa
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i can't believe u've been doing this for 5days a week for 3months????? just for a shirt that YOU lost?
if i was you, i would have went home and grabbed all my old shirts of mine and give it to him! (wahsed)
he probably took that shirt home and gave it to his grandkids or his son? maybe even his wife....
is your GF ok with this?
dang brother take it easy on this man.... if u want? i can buy u a new shirt!
i hope u stop this today!!!
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Just got back from the gym. Today I upped his punishment. I used a full size towel that they give out, took 3 flushes to get it stuck real good. Then I took a real heinous smelling dump (prunes,labrada rock n roll bar, eggs, coffee, protein shake). His eyes will be watering when trying to un-plug that mess... :'(
You´re the master, no doubt, I have not laughed this much in years ;D
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arigato
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please, stop what your doing at the gym?
i'll buy u a newshirt sir, i hope u stop doing this... plz put yourself in his shoes..
Gayer than bragging about guzzling DA's cum while one of his 70 year old schmoes tongues youre foul smelling arsehole...
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arigato
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please, stop what your doing at the gym?
i'll buy u a newshirt sir, i hope u stop doing this... plz put yourself in his shoes..
Gayer than bragging about guzzling DA's cum while one of his 70 year old schmoes tongues youre foul smelling arsehole...
wow... u think this is funny?
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wow... u think this is funny?
Well just wait for my gym visit on Monday, I will drop a devistating dump that will shatter the old cleaner. Oh yes I will post it and make you cry biotch :P
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Well just wait for my gym visit on Monday, I will drop a devistating dump that will shatter the old cleaner. Oh yes I will post it and make you cry biotch :P
i guess u will do what you will do... u just remember everynite before u goto sleep... that u are what u are... play with shit, u will get shit stained... soon or later... and ur parents raised you very well. and since ur sucha tough guy... would u care to share which gym u belong 2?
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i guess u will do what you will do... u just remember everynite before u goto sleep... that u are what u are... play with shit, u will get shit stained... soon or later... and ur parents raised you very well. and since ur sucha tough guy... would u care to share which gym u belong 2?
stupid request dipshit....how would that validate my "toughness" ?
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stupid request dipshit....how would that validate my "toughness" ?
exactly...
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im speechless dude... did u wanna fight me? or just piss me off? where did u wanna go with this?
Oh Brother (eyes rolling)...... ???
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you wouldn't by any chance live in Toronto?