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A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061122/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_life_thailand_monk_1
The creation of another Thai ladyboy.
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Have you ever chopped off your penis Norris?
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Stupid monks.
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Have you ever chopped off your penis Norris?
Nope.
BTW... I was gonna invite you to come "paki bashing" mate... then I found this:
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40458000/jpg/_40458943_astonkhan_220.jpg)
You've let the team down lil' Ches!
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What a fucking idiot. He should have just jerked off. That would have alleviated the problem. Seriously, without a cock how do you piss? Is there just a gaping hole where it was?
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What a fucking idiot. He should have just jerked off. That would have alleviated the problem. Seriously, without a cock how do you piss? Is there just a gaping hole where it was?
Geez Louise! :o
I don't know bmacsys,... perhaps the same way billions of women have managed to accomplish this task throughout the ages, despite not having such an evidently troublesome appendage ::)
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That's what happens if you haven't quite mastered channelling the energy where you want it during meditation, you end up channelling it where you don't. His solution is stupid IMO. He should simply learn to do it right. What can ya do?
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Seriously, without a cock how do you piss?
sitting down.
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sitting down.
there's nothing wrong with that. ;)
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sitting down.
I do that mostly at home, where I know the toilet-seat is clean, to do that safely.
That monk is a mental case.
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I do that mostly at home, where I know the toilet-seat is clean, to do that safely.
That monk is a mental case.
You're a man that sits down to piss?
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You're a man that sits down to piss?
lol he must be a little fruity
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lol he must be a little fruity
A little fruity is an understatement!
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A little fruity is an understatement!
I sincerely hope for you that you know the meaning of the word "understatement," otherwise, you can look it up in your dictionary. That is, if you know what a dictionary is. If you actually know what a dictionary is, then you have to actually find the word "understatement."
I bet you're the type of "guy" that starts at the beginning, the letter A,a.
;)
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I sincerely hope for you that you know the meaning of the word "understatement," otherwise, you can look it up in your dictionary. That is, if you know what a dictionary is. If you actually know what a dictionary is, then you have to actually find the word "understatement."
I bet you're the type of "guy" that starts at the beginning, the letter A,a.
;)
You're a man that sits down to piss?
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fruitcake
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You're a man that sits down to piss?
Only at home, yes.
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Only at home, yes.
do you were lipstick?
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Only at home, yes.
Fuck is your hose for then? Other then fucking of course.
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If I have half a boner I have to sit and push my wang down to pee or my piss will end up on the shower curtain or the side of the of the bathroom sink.
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It's too short to bend down at such a sharp angle when you're standing up?
I need answers buddy, not more questions.
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You think he could have taken less drastic measures?
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If he was a Buddhist monk, this is probably why he did it...
Desire is almost as defiling as the act itself, however: "He who enjoys looking at women, even in painting, is not detached from the act." In the traditional Buddhist classification, there are three passions: hatred, love, and ignorance. Desire, in the form of love (raga, a word meaning color, but also lewdness, concupiscence, lust, attraction), is therefore one of the "three poisons" that pollute and maintain human existence. According to this conception, all existence (human or nonhuman, because this is true even for the gods) is fundamentally defiled.
Guess he took care of the problem altogether. :) Looks like he'll have to pee with a catheter thingy from now on.