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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Richard2004 on November 25, 2006, 05:49:44 PM
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Recently, HBO's Real Sports had a segment honoring 92 year-old plus Jack LaLanne for his contributions to physical culture and weight-training/bodybuilding. WTF, have they gone nuts or something!????
I mean Real Sports just got through having a segment on John Romano and steroids with emphasis on the advantages of androgenic-anabolic drugs in bodybuilding. After all, steroids, GH, amphetamines, thyroid, insulin, diuretics, synthol, etc., are the drugs that have made bodybuilding (BB) what it is today!!!
The very idea that some wrinkly, old-fart, bodybuilder/physical-culture/health-nut, all-natural ("all-natural"-what the fvck is that??!), BBer like Jack LaLanne tries to emphasize such old-fashioned, out-dated, ridiculous, BB goals such as “health”, “longevity”, and “clean/decent living”!?? I mean in this modern-era of the great Arnold and Joe Weider, the REAL goal of BB is to try and look like a FREAKY vascular mass-monster like the real pro. IFBB BB HEROES of today like RC, JC, GS, and the freakiest of dem all ..."MR"!!!
Yeah man, the real goal of modern BB is to have that bald-headed, eye-bulging, vein-poppin’, acorn-testes, drug-bloated, vascular mass-monster, chemical/pharmaceutical FREAK look! After all, let's be honest, that's what REALLY matters in life!!! How can you compare the really worthwhile goals of BB …such as drug-bloating up to 300 lbs., havin’ 23-in guns, and bein’ able to bench bump 600+ lbs., with such RIDICULOUS old-fashioned goals as “health” and “longevity”!??
I mean, so what if you drop-dead at 45, have terrible health-problems, etc., these are just “minor annoyances” when compared to achieving that MAGNIFICENT pharmaceutical freak, vascular, mass-monster look…life’s REALLY worthwhile goal!!
After all, as John Romano preaches, the general public (gp) is sloppy fat/overweight and hooked on the “legal” drugs of alcohol and nicotine. Why, compared to the gp, the BB community’s “sins” of doin’ illegal BB drugs, dealing illegal BB drugs (love that Mexico connection!), livin’ off of the gay community, and occasional mayhem and murder, are really minor by comparison!
Why, just look at the great things anabolic-androgenic drugs have done for women’s bodybuilding! Turning skinny, timid. young girls into aggressive, masculine, virilized, “she-he’s” with deep husky voices and coarse/thick skin, with the Renee Toney and Iris Kyle “look”. Yes sir, now that is the drug-freak “really feminine” look!
Why, why...you only have to look at the posts on this Getbig forum’s threads to see just what a truly friendly bunch of fellas the BB community’s drug-stack altered BBer's mind has created! Just look at all of the friendly name-calling, personal insults, personal attacks, threats of physical violence, etc., that routinely appear on this forum. All such Getbig posts are really indicative of the highly intelligent, well-educated, courteous, and ethical, “mentality” that is developed from the mind-altering long-term use of huge stacks of "combo" BB AND recreational drugs (e.g. "The Craigers").
So what if some drug-bloated BBers occasionally go into ‘roid rage and intimidate, beat-up, and kill people (like those great BB icons Bertil Fox, Sally McNeil, and Craig Titus)…why, after all, the gp has their share of druggy mind-altered “psychos” too!
Yes, Jack LaLanne's physical culture and BB ideas and goals of “clean-living”, “health”, and “longevity” are absolutely ridiculous and out-dated in this modern-era of BB with its far more estimable BB goal of LOOKING LIKE A PHAMACEUTICAL FREAK…thanks, Joe Weider!!!
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i didnt read this thread
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he was benching a pair of 17 and a half pound dumbells on the show.
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he was benching a pair of 17 and a half pound dumbells on the show.
haha they showed him playing with yellow floats in a pool. he had saggy fat old man tits.
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haha they showed him playing with yellow floats in a pool. he had saggy fat old man tits.
hahahahaha, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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he said hes been juicing since 1939. fucking juicehead
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all drugs, he's also gay as the day is long, he felt a kid's biceps and said, "harder than a honeymoon penis".
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I heard that also, when he was on the howard stern show
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You guys need to back off Jack Lalanne.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY JACK LALANNE KICKS YOUR ASS
1. Still bangs wife four times/week, which is four times more than your wife allows.
2. In his heyday, he banged 100x more chicks than your heyday, and did so without the "roofies" you used to accumulate your totals.
3. Shits in pants, just like you, but has servant to wipe him off.
4. At one time, had better physique than you'll ever have, and did so without drugs.
5. Name is synonymous with "fitness", as opposed to your own name, which is synonymous with "fat bastard".
6. At current health levels, will still outlive you by 3.7 years.
7. Jack Lalanne Juicer 2nd most popular item to George Foreman Grill in name recognition.
8. Balls hang so low, he'll never need wheelchair.
9. His 75 year old wife weighs less and looks better than the fatty you're banging.
10. Doesn't remember shitting himself earlier in day.
Special "Lalanne Fan Club President" Ed
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hahahaha, did you see how short, skinny and weak he was on that show, i would make fun of him relentlessly if i saw him.
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You guys need to back off Jack Lalanne.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY JACK LALANNE KICKS YOUR ASS
1. Still bangs wife four times/week, which is four times more than your wife allows.
2. In his heyday, he banged 100x more chicks than your heyday, and did so without the "roofies" you used to accumulate your totals.
3. Shits in pants, just like you, but has servant to wipe him off.
4. At one time, had better physique than you'll ever have, and did so without drugs.
5. Name is synonymous with "fitness", as opposed to your own name, which is synonymous with "fat bastard".
6. At current health levels, will still outlive you by 3.7 years.
7. Jack Lalanne Juicer 2nd most popular item to George Foreman Grill in name recognition.
8. Balls hang so low, he'll never need wheelchair.
9. His 75 year old wife weighs less and looks better than the fatty you're banging.
10. Doesn't remember shitting himself earlier in day.
Special "Lalanne Fan Club President" Ed
meltdown
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hahahaha, did you see how short, skinny and weak he was on that show, i would make fun of him relentlessly if i saw him.
He's 91 years old numbnuts....and he still dwarfs your ass!!
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He's 91 years old numbnuts....and he still dwarfs your ass!!
hahahahaha, you relate to him because you're small, tiny and weak like him.
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He's 91 years old numbnuts....and he still dwarfs your ass!!
he probably uses bigger weights than you "intense" one, with your 90lb rows and 80lb bench press.
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The very idea that some old-fart bodybuilder/physical-culture/health-nut like Jack LaLanne try to emphasize such old-fashioned, out-dated, ridiculous, BB goals such as “health”, “longevity”, and “clean/decent living”!??
Yes, how silly to honor such a man! Americas first personal trainer!!
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Mr.Itense is strong for his age.......he can shoulder press the 65's :o
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Yes, how silly to honor such a man! Americas first personal trainer!!
personal trainers are useless.
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Mr.Itense is strong for his age.......he can shoulder press the 65's :o
2+2=16.....right??
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2+2=16.....right??
do us all a favor, post those pics of you doing quarter squats with a massive 405 and incline pressing the 80's will you, we all need a laugh.
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2+2=16.....right??
only when you're lifting weights
kinda like 65lbs = 95lbs
55lbs = 75lbs.......... ;D
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do us all a favor, post those pics of you doing quarter squats with a massive 405 and incline pressing the 80's will you, we all need a laugh.
I got a better idea, how about you post a pic of yourself so WE all can get a good laugh, but being the little pissant you are you can't back your shit up, can you "little man"?
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intenseone is spending his saturday night jerking off to a poster of dick cheney on his bedroom wall.
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I got a better idea, how about you post a pic of yourself so WE all can get a good laugh, but being the little pissant you are you can't back your shit up, can you "little man"?
hahahahaha, i knew i'd get you.....meltdown.
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intenseone is spending his saturday night jerking off to a poster of dick cheney on his bedroom wall.
Lier, it's Rush!
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hahahahaha, i knew i'd get you.....meltdown.
Well....back it up!
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Jack Lalane is synonmous with health and fitness.
For all of you babies who don't appreciate old school, you better recognize.
Bodybuilding and fitness would be even less than it is now publicly if it wasn't for Jack Lalane.
Look at his age and health compared to the Mr Olympias of the last decade. They can't compete on the level of Jack Lalane. The reason why they can't compare is because they have major health issues.
Jack is still going strong.
Pros in this age worry about advil, ninjas, gay for pay and kidney failure. That is just the tip of the iceberg.
Sandra
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Jack OWNS all you haters!
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/coconutsandapples/jacklalanne748.jpg)
;D
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Whoever started this thread is an idiot. Go kill yourself, you just proven you aren't worth the air you breathe. Do us all a favor.................an d jump
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What's wrong wit youse dumb fvcks???!!!
How dare you try and compare the skinny, all-natural, BB look of Jack LaLanne with the DRUG-BLOATED PHARMACEUTICAL FREAK look of Markus Ruhl!???
(http://www.jacklalanne.com/jckpses.gif)
(http://www.bodybuildingfanatic.com/markusruhl.jpg)
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Whoever started this thread is an idiot. Go kill yourself, you just proven you aren't worth the air you breathe. Do us all a favor.................an d jump
Now, now, onlyme, why I've been BB on a regular basis for nearly 52 looong years. Fifty-two (52) years...why, why, that's longer than a drug-bloated, pharmaceutical freak like you usually lives!!
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Now, now, onlyme, why I've been BB on a regular basis for nearly 52 looong years...why, why, that's longer than a drug-bloated, pharmaceutical freak like you usually lives!!
How come you only defend the drug abuse of the FBBs?
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Are you saying Richard2004 gets off both these pictures???
Double standard.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=108938.0;attach=122133;image)
I'd hit it after a long night of tequila shots.....
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jack lalanne is 92 years old, kids. he's outlived bodybuilders who were up and comers when he was already an "old man". i'm going to be impressed if i live to be 80, and even then i'll probably be in a wheelchair and need a nurse to wipe my ass and bathe me. anyone talking shit on jack is so damn stupid it's hardly worth pointing out why.
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jack lalanne is 92 years old, kids. he's outlived bodybuilders who were up and comers when he was already an "old man". i'm going to be impressed if i live to be 80, and even then i'll probably be in a wheelchair and need a nurse to wipe my ass and bathe me. anyone talking shit on jack is so damn stupid it's hardly worth pointing out why.
Brutal Forearms, Monster Triceps and Epic Delts topped off by Savage ILS with a touch of Heroic Hairline.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=108938.0;attach=122134;image)
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Jack was hardcore as fuck back in the day my friend. The man used to drink blood post workout. Now that is awesome.
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Brutal Forearms, Monster Triceps and Epic Delts topped off by Savage ILS with a touch of Heroic Hairline.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=108938.0;attach=122134;image)
And just think db2431, your body will be worm food some 30-40 years before the age of Jack in the above pic.!
But hey bro, it will be all worth it cuz you'll have got dem 23" guns and bench bumped 600 lbs! Congratulations, and happy juicin' !! ;D
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And who hold to a double standard -- Van_Bilderass is completely accurate in his observations.
How dare you infer that I hold to a double standard (a.k.a. LIES) just like the Bush administraton, the media, and all of the mainline BB mags.??!
I mean, don't you know that if you train hard and JUST take "The Mass Stack" you might look like RC...why, it says so right in MD!!
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Now, all of Jack's accomplishments, listed below, don't mean "jack-shiit" cuz Jack never became a 300 lb.+, ripped, mass monster, and could bench bump over 600 lbs.! Yeah man, Jack's value system, as it relates to the goals of BB, was all fvcked-up!!!
Timeline: Jack LaLanne's Feats
As reported on Jack LaLanne's Web site, and as documented consistently when they happened:
1954 (age 40): Jack swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, underwater, with 140 pounds of equipment, including two air tanks. A world record.
1955 (age 41): Jack swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco while handcuffed. When interviewed afterwards he was quoted as saying that the worst thing bout the ordeal was being handcuffed, which reduced his chance to star jump significantly.
1956 (age 42): Jack set a world record of 1,033 push ups in 23 minutes on You Asked for It, a television program with Art Baker, he celebrated later by inventing a new fitness training reigeme which would train all parts of the body at one time and called it, the star jump.
1957 (age 43): Jack swam the Golden Gate Channel while towing a 2,500-pound cabin cruiser. The swift ocean currents turned this one-mile swim into a swimming distance of 6.5 miles.
1958 (age 44): Jack star jumped atop a paddleboard nonstop from Farallon Islands to the San Francisco shore. The 30-mile trip took 9.5 hours.
1959 (age 45): Jack did 1,000 star jumps and 1,000 chin-ups in 1 hour, 22 minutes. His well-known white German shepherd, Happy, was born this year, the same year The Jack LaLanne Show went nationwide.
1960 (age 46): Jack gets bored of star jumping.
1974 (age 60): For the second time, Jack swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf. Again, he was handcuffed, but this time he was also shackled and towed a 1,000-pound boat.
1975 (age 61): Repeating his performance 21 years earlier, Jack again swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge, underwater and handcuffed, but this time he was shackled and towed a 1,000-pound boat.
1976 (age 62): To commemorate the "Spirit of '76", United States Bicentennial, Jack swam one mile in Long Beach Harbor. He was handcuffed and shackled, and he towed 13 boats (representing the 13 original colonies) containing 76 people.
1979 (age 65): Jack towed 65 boats in Lake Ashinoko, near Tokyo, Japan. He was handcuffed and shackled, and the boats were filled with 6,500 pounds of Lousiana Pacific wood pulp.
1980 (age 66): Jack towed 10 boats in North Miami, Florida. The boats carried 77 people, and he towed them for over one mile in less than one hour.
1984 (age 70): Once again handcuffed and shackled, Jack fought strong winds and currents as he swam 1.5 miles while towing 70 boats with 70 people from the Queen's Way Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary.
1992 (age 78): Jack received the Academy of Body Building and Fitness Award.
1994 (age 80): Jack received the State of California Governor's Council on Physical Fitness Lifetime Achievement Award.
1996 (age 82): Jack received the Dwight D. Eisenhower Fitness Award.
1999 (age 85): Jack received the Spirit of Muscle Beach Award.
2002 (age 88): Jack received a star on the Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame.
2004 (age 90): Jack celebrated his 90th birthday in New York, San Francisco, and Los Angeles. ESPN Classic ran a 24-hour marathon of the original Jack LaLanne television shows.
2005 (age 91): Jack received the Jack Webb Award from the Los Angeles Police Department Historical Society, the Arnold Classic Lifetime Achievement Award, Interglobal's International Infomercial Award, the Freddie, and the Medical Media Public Service Award, and he was a Free Spirit honoree at Al Neuharth's Freedom Fourm.
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I "Wish" him continued health. He did alot for fitness overall 8) 8)
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I'd venture to say there's not a person on this board that could have done half the workout Jack put himself through on a daily basis. Matter of fact he used to have an offer that if anyone could keep up with him in his daily workout he'd pay them a thousand bucks or so. No one ever did. In his 90s now and still working out two hours a day. Oh and many of the machines you see in gyms today...were invented by Jack. Incredible person.
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Now, now, onlyme, why I've been BB on a regular basis for nearly 52 looong years. Fifty-two (52) years...why, why, that's longer than a drug-bloated, pharmaceutical freak like you usually lives!!
Yes I believe you are 52 years old. But you haven't lifted a weight in your life. SHow some pics. And if you have you have achieved nothing in the industry you can tell. You're an old man who has never acheived anything, you have to live with that like you have for the last 52 years.
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You guys need to back off Jack Lalanne.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY JACK LALANNE KICKS YOUR ASS
1. Still bangs wife four times/week, which is four times more than your wife allows.
2. In his heyday, he banged 100x more chicks than your heyday, and did so without the "roofies" you used to accumulate your totals.
3. Shits in pants, just like you, but has servant to wipe him off.
4. At one time, had better physique than you'll ever have, and did so without drugs.
5. Name is synonymous with "fitness", as opposed to your own name, which is synonymous with "fat bastard".
6. At current health levels, will still outlive you by 3.7 years.
7. Jack Lalanne Juicer 2nd most popular item to George Foreman Grill in name recognition.
8. Balls hang so low, he'll never need wheelchair.
9. His 75 year old wife weighs less and looks better than the fatty you're banging.
10. Doesn't remember shitting himself earlier in day.
Special "Lalanne Fan Club President" Ed
lol
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I'd venture to say there's not a person on this board that could have done half the workout Jack put himself through on a daily basis. Matter of fact he used to have an offer that if anyone could keep up with him in his daily workout he'd pay them a thousand bucks or so. No one ever did. In his 90s now and still working out two hours a day. Oh and many of the machines you see in gyms today...were invented by Jack. Incredible person.
yeah, i know, it would be brutal trying to keep up with those massive 15 pound dumbell bench presses. ::)
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Gayer than the day is long, no wonder he always wanted to be put in Handcuffs.
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He's accomplished more in his life than any you ever will, he's banged more chicks than any of you ever will, he's been in better shape for longer than any of you ever will, he's made more money than any of you ever will, he'll live longer than any of you ever will, and he'll be remembered longer than any of you ever will. So if it helps Sarcasm deal with those facts of life, let him hate away.
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Jack LaLanne kicked ass.
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Wait for GH15 to come out of the woodwork and claim he has inside info the Jack LaLanne was a juicer! ::)
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How come you only defend the drug abuse of the FBBs?
I think he said it all tongue in cheek. I think he was pointing out how shitty todays bodybuilding is and defending LaLanne.
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Jack is AWESOME!!!!!! I hope to carry fitness on throughout my life like him. Too bad all those machines, smith's etc were made without a dime going to him...but, like he say's money isn't everything. The HBO sports segment was impressive to say the least.
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I banged Jacks wife!
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I banged Jacks Wife when she got turned on by my morning 1000 star jumps on the beach!
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Yes I believe you are 52 years old. But you haven't lifted a weight in your life. SHow some pics. And if you have you have achieved nothing in the industry you can tell. You're an old man who has never acheived anything, you have to live with that like you have for the last 52 years.
You ignorant dumb fvck!!!
Go to the August 1959 issue of Stength and Health magazine where you will see a picture of me in the Lifting News section of the mag. where I won the Teen Age National Olympic Weightlifting Championships (198-1/4 lb.class) and broke the existing national record in the Clean and Jerk (C&J) by a full 20 lbs. As I said you drug-bloated pharmaceutical freak, you won't live as long as I've lifted weights NATURALLY!!
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You ignorant dumb fvck!!!
Go to the August 1959 issue of Stength and Health magazine where you will see a picture of me in the Lifting News section of the mag. where I won the Teen Age National Olympic Weightlifting Championships (198-1/4 lb.class) and broke the existing national record in the Clean and Jerk (C&J) by a full 20 lbs. As I said you drug-bloated pharmaceutical freak, you won't live as long as I've lifted weights NATURALLY!!
Okay I got it. Nice pic man. How much did you lift.
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rich2004 is a little man!
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I think he said it all tongue in cheek. I think he was pointing out how shitty todays bodybuilding is and defending LaLanne.
I know he was being sarcastic, that much is obvious. However he does defend the virilized female BBs frequently. He only puts down the men.
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Okay I got it. Nice pic man. How much did you lift.
Peace Onlyme!!! Please accept my sincere apologies for going off the deep-end, calling you names, etc.!! You are obviously VERY accomplished in the iron-game and your posts are very entertaining.
I did 235-240-315 for a 790 total at a bwt. of only 185 lbs. (that was back in the days when there were 3 Olympic lifts). The meet was held at the York, PA YMCA and John Grimek, who was present, came up to me afterward and complimented my physique and urged me to enter the Teen-Age Mr. America contest which was being held in conjunction with the lifting meet. Even though it was a warm June day in York, Grimek was dressed in baggy trousers and a loose fitting long sleeve shirt and this great man was very unassuming and modest...what a MAN and role model!!
Later that year, I officially did 340 in the C&J at 185 lbs. in the TN state Olympic w-l champs. Also, in '59, I outlifted both Bill March (at the Jr. Nats. in Cleveland, OH) and later that same year Dr. John Gourgott (at the All-Dixie Olympic w-l champs in Birmingham. AL). As you may know, both of these great Olympic lifters went on to become very famous names in the iron game and I went on to become a nobody...just couldn't keep up the pace with the best in the country, as I was trying to get an engineering degree at Ga. Tech in those days (a good excuse).
Anyway, I've NEVER stopped regular w-t and actually began on Tuesday, 2/8/55, at the Nashville YMCA. Sadly, I've lost three training buddies over the years due to deaths that were, in all probability, related to their steady AAS use...two to liver cancer and one to a heart attack...all in their 40's.
It was simply dumb luck that I avoided the AAS craze of the early/mid 60's, as I got interested in the martial-arts in '62 and only used the w-t, thereafter, to assist my ma training...whereas, everyone of my former w-t buddies started heavy juicin' (sadly, with no medical supervision whatsoever). As you may know, it wasn't until the early 80's that the media began to publicize the health dangers of AAS use. A lot of my training buddies, of the 60's and 70's, thought of AAS as just another "health food" like protein powder/tablets.
Onlyme, good luck and good training and best wishes for a long and healthy life!!
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I know he was being sarcastic, that much is obvious. However he does defend the virilized female BBs frequently. He only puts down the men.
Uhhh...Van, we've beaten this "dead horse" subject to death so many times! Which females are virilized and just where do we draw the line beyond the horribly obvious types like Toney and Kyle??! There are some 70-odd females/she-he's with their IFBB pro. cards if the approximate figures quoted on that Discovery channel "Supersize She" special on Joanna Thomas are correct.
Now, If we assume all of them are "virilized", then what about all of the other competitive amateur and pro. fbbers/fitness/figure competitors!?? I mean they ALL very apparently take the AAS/GH and other BB drugs to some degree.
Please recall, that I related, in a previous post, going up to a name pro. IFBB figure competitor, training at Coffee's Gym here in Atlanta (and she had just appeared in a big mainline BB mag. photospread), and when I complimented her, she replied in a husky voice that sounded like Humphrey Bogart! Yet, I'm sure that all of the guys would agree that her face and figure belong(ed) in a Playboy centerfold spread! She obviously had been juicin'!
Van, you tell me, just where do we draw the line as the "femininity limits" water is as muddy as hell??!
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all drugs, he's also gay as the day is long, he felt a kid's biceps and said, "harder than a honeymoon penis".
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Peace Onlyme!!! Please accept my sincere apologies for going off the deep-end, calling you names, etc.!! You are obviously VERY accomplished in the iron-game and your posts are very entertaining.
I did 235-240-315 for a 790 total at a bwt. of only 185 lbs. (that was back in the days when there were 3 Olympic lifts). The meet was held at the York, PA YMCA and John Grimek, who was present, came up to me afterward and complimented my physique and urged me to enter the Teen-Age Mr. America contest which was being held in conjunction with the lifting meet. Even though it was a warm June day in York, Grimek was dressed in a loose fitting long sleeve shirt and this great man was very unassuming and modest...what a MAN and role model!!
Later that year, I officially did 340 in the C&J at 185 lbs. in the TN state Olympic w-l champs. Also, in '59, I outlifted both Bill March (at the Jr. Nats. in Cleveland, OH) and later John Gourgott (at the All-Dixie Olympic w-l champs in Birmingham. AL). As you may know, both of these great Olympic lifters went on to become very famous names in the iron game and I went on to become a nobody...just couldn't keep up the pace with the best in the country, as I was trying to get an engineering degree at Ga. Tech in those days (a good excuse).
Anyway, I've NEVER stopped regular w-t and actually began on Tuesday, 2/8/55, at the Nashville YMCA. Sadly, I've lost three training buddies over the years due to deaths that were, in all probability, related to their steady AAS use...two to liver cancer and one to a heart attack...all in their 40's.
It was simply dumb luck that I avoided the AAS craze, as I got interested in the martial-arts in '62 and only used the w-t, thereafter, to assist my ma training...whereas, everyone of my former w-t buddies started juicin' (sadly, with no medical supervision whatsoever) in the early 60's. As you may know, it wasn't until the early 80's that the media began to publicize the health dangers of AAS use. A lot of my training buddies, of the 60's and 70's, thought of AAS as just another "health food" like protein powder/tablets.
Onlyme, good luck and good training and best wishes for a long and healthy life!!
How dare you mock onlyme he has pictures with Famous People!! And he was an extra in some lame ass movie and got left on the cutting room floor! He also use to compete in the great sport of Arm Wrestling!
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Now, all of Jack's accomplishments, listed below, don't mean "jack-shiit" cuz Jack never became a 300 lb.+, ripped, mass monster, and could bench bump over 600 lbs.! Yeah man, Jack's value system, as it relates to the goals of BB, was all fvcked-up!!!
Timeline: Jack LaLanne's Feats
As reported on Jack LaLanne's Web site, and as documented consistently when they happened:
1954 (age 40): Jack swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, underwater, with 140 pounds of equipment, including two air tanks. A world record.
1955 (age 41): Jack swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco while handcuffed. When interviewed afterwards he was quoted as saying that the worst thing bout the ordeal was being handcuffed, which reduced his chance to star jump significantly.
1956 (age 42): Jack set a world record of 1,033 push ups in 23 minutes on You Asked for It, a television program with Art Baker, he celebrated later by inventing a new fitness training reigeme which would train all parts of the body at one time and called it, the star jump.
1957 (age 43): Jack swam the Golden Gate Channel while towing a 2,500-pound cabin cruiser. The swift ocean currents turned this one-mile swim into a swimming distance of 6.5 miles.
1958 (age 44): Jack star jumped atop a paddleboard nonstop from Farallon Islands to the San Francisco shore. The 30-mile trip took 9.5 hours.
1959 (age 45): Jack did 1,000 star jumps and 1,000 chin-ups in 1 hour, 22 minutes. His well-known white German shepherd, Happy, was born this year, the same year The Jack LaLanne Show went nationwide.
1960 (age 46): Jack gets bored of star jumping.
1974 (age 60): For the second time, Jack swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf. Again, he was handcuffed, but this time he was also shackled and towed a 1,000-pound boat.
1975 (age 61): Repeating his performance 21 years earlier, Jack again swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge, underwater and handcuffed, but this time he was shackled and towed a 1,000-pound boat.
1976 (age 62): To commemorate the "Spirit of '76", United States Bicentennial, Jack swam one mile in Long Beach Harbor. He was handcuffed and shackled, and he towed 13 boats (representing the 13 original colonies) containing 76 people.
1979 (age 65): Jack towed 65 boats in Lake Ashinoko, near Tokyo, Japan. He was handcuffed and shackled, and the boats were filled with 6,500 pounds of Lousiana Pacific wood pulp.
1980 (age 66): Jack towed 10 boats in North Miami, Florida. The boats carried 77 people, and he towed them for over one mile in less than one hour.
1984 (age 70): Once again handcuffed and shackled, Jack fought strong winds and currents as he swam 1.5 miles while towing 70 boats with 70 people from the Queen's Way Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary.
1992 (age 78): Jack received the Academy of Body Building and Fitness Award.
1994 (age 80): Jack received the State of California Governor's Council on Physical Fitness Lifetime Achievement Award.
1996 (age 82): Jack received the Dwight D. Eisenhower Fitness Award.
1999 (age 85): Jack received the Spirit of Muscle Beach Award.
2002 (age 88): Jack received a star on the Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame.
2004 (age 90): Jack celebrated his 90th birthday in New York, San Francisco, and Los Angeles. ESPN Classic ran a 24-hour marathon of the original Jack LaLanne television shows.
2005 (age 91): Jack received the Jack Webb Award from the Los Angeles Police Department Historical Society, the Arnold Classic Lifetime Achievement Award, Interglobal's International Infomercial Award, the Freddie, and the Medical Media Public Service Award, and he was a Free Spirit honoree at Al Neuharth's Freedom Fourm.
Lots of handcuffs.....Yet another reason to admire. He's a super freak.
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How dare you mock onlyme he has pictures with Famous People!! And he was an extra in some lame ass movie and got left on the cutting room floor! He also use to compete in the great sport of Arm Wrestling!
Well give me a few more years and I will catch up to all your accomplishments. By the way can you name a few. Thanks.
Richard no worries.
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Jack epitomizes what the foundation of bodybuilding should be.
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Jack epitomizes what the foundation of bodybuilding should be.
Definitely and then you wouldn't have folks coming on messageboards complaining about not being able to get girls. Any girl would go for a guy with Lalane's body.
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Definitely and then you wouldn't have folks coming on messageboards complaining about not being able to get girls. Any girl would go for a guy with Lalane's body.
Are you trying to infer that girls/women prefer the lean muscularity of the Jack LaLanne "look" (in his youthful prime, of course!) to the freakish mass-monster "look" of a Markus Ruhl??! Huh bro, whatcha bena' smokin' ?!!
KING OF THE MASS-MONSTERS AND "THE FEMININE IDEAL"...
(http://www.markus-ruehl.de/uploads/pics/pre-triceps_01.jpg)
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I would love to just be alive at 92, let alone in any kind of shape.
i hope i die long before that.
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Well give me a few more years and I will catch up to all your accomplishments. By the way can you name a few. Thanks.
Richard no worries.
I don't need to impress internet nerds.
Monster inferiority complex
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I'd rather look like Markus Ruhl (actually Mustafa's look is better imo, hence his pic in my avatar and the site) than Jack LaLanne in his youthful prime. But that's just me.
team mustafa would be proud of you, young warrior.
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You ignorent narrowminded people!
I have met Jack on numerous occasions and he is a wonderful inspiration to the fitness field and to anybody who wants to stick around passed the age of 50. He is a very nice man with incredible carisma and energy even at this age.
I sure would like to see each and one of you guys when you are 92 traveling the world given seminars, teaching how to live healthy etc. If you can't even do it now why are you bitchin?
Don't trash somebody until you know what you are talking about it only makes you look like an even smaller person.
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I don't need to impress internet nerds.
Monster inferiority complex
I wouldn't be so hard on yourself. Inferiority complex is a little harsh. Maybe it's just the fact you have done nothing in your so far. At 19 years old you have a long way to go. Hang in there, maybe it will get better for you. Oh yes I am a nerd ::)
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i didnt read this thread
I will pretend I didn't read it ???
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I wouldn't be so hard on yourself. Inferiority complex is a little harsh. Maybe it's just the fact you have done nothing in your so far. At 19 years old you have a long way to go. Hang in there, maybe it will get better for you. Oh yes I am a nerd ::)
Hey Onlyme how's the sitting on your fatass and being bitter on a messageboard working out for you? I see you are getting more productive in your life as you get fatter older.
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Hey Onlyme how's the sitting on your fatass and being bitter on a messageboard working out for you? I see you are getting more productive in your life as you get fatter older.
I'm doing great here in Hawaii. And when I am sitting it is usually in my pool. How are you doing? You graduate this year don't you? Have you thought about going to Junior College or are you going tto keep that job at Wendy's? Maybe you can get to management by 2008. Good luck son
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I'm doing great here in Hawaii. And when I am sitting it is usually in my pool. How are you doing? You graduate this year don't you? Have you thought about going to Junior College or are you going tto keep that job at Wendy's? Maybe you can get to management by 2008. Good luck son
Is there enough room for both you and water in that pool?
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Hey Onlyme how's the sitting on your fatass and being bitter on a messageboard working out for you? I see you are getting more productive in your life as you get fatter older.
Who the fuck is this? yet another gimmick dissing one of the most respect members on here, You little pile of shit. Even the squad does not pick on Onlyme.
Rot in hell you little botched abortion.
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ah yes, the man who has it all in Hawaii yet is soooo bored he wants all the young people on this board that he calls "son" to be in awe of him. He chimes in everytime some celeb is brought up with a story about his relationship with said celeb. Who gives a rats ass, I've met many celebs and never once bragged about it or thought talking about it would put me up on a higher shelf like you do.
Did you not get your fat arse thrown off of the "Over The Top" set for some actor who had ............what do you call it?..........oh yeah talent! (that movie sucked ass btw and getting thrown off of the set really say's something about you I think)
Go sit in your pool fat ass.
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ah yes, the man who has it all in Hawaii yet is soooo bored he wants all the young people on this board that he calls "son" to be in awe of him. He chimes in everytime some celeb is brought up with a story about his relationship with said celeb. Who gives a rats ass, I've met many celebs and never once bragged about it or thought talking about it would put me up on a higher shelf like you do.
Did you not get your fat arse thrown off of the "Over The Top" set for some actor who had ............what do you call it?..........oh yeah talent! (that movie sucked ass btw and getting thrown off of the set really say's something about you I think)
Go sit in your pool fat ass.
What a hater. You are just mad you could never grow a stash like Onlyme sported in 75. You have never met any stars lol.
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Who the f**k is this? yet another gimmick dissing one of the most respect members on here, You little pile of shit. Even the squad does not pick on Onlyme.
Rot in hell you little botched abortion.
first off, meltdown
Second off Yah he's a real respected member ::) , He calls Vince G a N***** constantly, I think he's a waste of space (A Lot of space!) I don't look kindly on Racists especially fat ones!
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Not a hater, just tired of blow hard tubs of goo who are self proclaimed experts on everything and, or everybody.
My facial hair is not the issue yet can grow a full beard in just a few weeks.......you?
I have met more than a dozen celebs in my lifetime and, it just does not effect me like I guess it does you or the fattman. You see, to me they are just people. Fact is I find the common everyday person to be more interesting than a celebrity who has lost the touch or understanding of the real world.
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I did 235-240-315 for a 790 total at a bwt. of only 185 lbs. (that was back in the days when there were 3 Olympic lifts). The meet was held at the York, PA YMCA and John Grimek, who was present, came up to me afterward and complimented my physique and urged me to enter the Teen-Age Mr. America contest which was being held in conjunction with the lifting meet. Even though it was a warm June day in York, Grimek was dressed in baggy trousers and a loose fitting long sleeve shirt and this great man was very unassuming and modest...what a MAN and role model!!
cool you met Grimek dude, anymore you can tell us about him? Do you think he ever juiced? How tall was he?
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Lalanne Lives!
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cool you met Grimek dude, anymore you can tell us about him? Do you think he ever juiced? How tall was he?
Grimek was relatively short, about 5'-9"(?), and I noticed that he had one "bad"/injured) eye (his right eye, I think?). As I said, he was dressed in loose fitting trousers and had on a long sleeve shirt on a warm June day in York. He was standing behind the lifting platform at the time along with Dick Batchell and George Shandor.
Grimek complimented my lifting, complimented my physique, and urged me to enter the upcoming Teen-Age Mr. America contest. I thanked him for his compliment (but, I didn't enter, thinking I didn't have a chance against physique contest/BB "specialists"). I was extemely impressed with his modesty as a lot of the contestants (particularly the physique contestants) and the non-competing bodybuilders in the crowd were all wearing "muscle shirts' to show off their muscles on such a warm day. This was 1959, and Grimek was approx. 49 years old at the time and still had a tremendously impressive physique! The fact that Grimek made no attempt to display/"show-off' his muscles with tight-fitting clothing really impressed me!
Yes, I understand that Grimek did some limited experimental juicin' under the direction of Dr. John Ziegler in the 40's and 50's. As you know, Ziegler did the original AAS experiments around '60-'61 with Olympic weightlifters Bill March and Louis Riecke.
What's humorous is that after making the bus trip to York to compete, I did not have enough money to get back home (Chattanooga, TN) and I asked Grimek, Batchell, and Shandor if they could loan me the $20 bus money to get back home (yes, it cost only about $20 one-way back then!). Batchell and Shandor coughed up $10 each to help me out. Later, I sent a thank you note and a $20 money order to Grimek in care of S&H in repayment.
It was only later that learned that Dick Batchell had won a whole string of national Olympic weightlifting titles, as had George Shandor, in the 30's and 40's. Yes, as a gawky, impressionable, teenager I met three REAL MEN that day!!
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first off, meltdown
Second off Yah he's a real respected member ::) , He calls Vince G a N***** constantly, I think he's a waste of space (A Lot of space!) I don't look kindly on Racists especially fat ones!
He is. And if you ever get the balls to actually look at me in person you can give me your opinion.
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Not a hater, just tired of blow hard tubs of goo who are self proclaimed experts on everything and, or everybody.
My facial hair is not the issue yet can grow a full beard in just a few weeks.......you?
I have met more than a dozen celebs in my lifetime and, it just does not effect me like I guess it does you or the fattman. You see, to me they are just people. Fact is I find the common everyday person to be more interesting than a celebrity who has lost the touch or understanding of the real world.
SON. I don't brag at all. I have something to input into a thread I do. It just so happens my input is from personal experince. Sorry your claim to fame is meeting celebs at your job as a valet at a restaurant. Unlike you I have had a life where I got to meet and work with everyone I have a pic with. And to tell ou the truth I rarely ask for a pic, it is a staff photgrapher who takes the pics and gives it to me or a friend takes it. What you need to do after you graduate is use you goods looks and awesome body and make some money and earn a living. Until then your comments really mean nothing to anyone but you. Remember you are someone who is afraid to post a pic and give your real name. SO in reality you have not yet got in touch with the real world. You are someone who spurts off at the mouth yet nothing to back it up. SO who do you think has lost touch or understanding of the real world
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Onlyme is a legend!........and we're lucky to have him here.
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first off, meltdown
Second off Yah he's a real respected member ::) , He calls Vince G a N***** constantly, I think he's a waste of space (A Lot of space!) I don't look kindly on Racists especially fat ones!
calling vince a nigglet is wrong of onlyme. both tre and a couple other guys have disowned vince as a part of the black race.
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He is. And if you ever get the balls to actually look at me in person you can give me your opinion.
I would gladly give my opinion to you in person. That is if you could put down the Krispy Kreme long enough to listen
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I thought this was a Jack Lalanne thread. Turns out to be just a Jack Me Off thread. Losers
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I thought this was a Jack Lalanne thread. Turns out to be just a Jack Me Off thread. Losers
I once thought this was a real bodybuilding board. You'll learn soon enough.
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I thought this was a Jack Lalanne thread. Turns out to be just a Jack Me Off thread. Losers
WTF!??? A "Jack LaLanne" thread???! Why that wrinkly old-fart, misguided, "loser" (!!!) not realizing that BB is REALLY all about getting your pro. card and winning at BB competition at ALL costs!!! I mean, wouldn't you just DIE, and DO ANYTHING to be crowned "Mr. Olympia"?!! If not, you are fvckin' crazy!!
Who the hell wants the ridiculous "health" and "longevity" that Jack LaLanne preaches about when you can INSTEAD "juice-to-the-gills"; have 23+ in. guns: weigh 300+ lbs.; bench bump 600+ lbs.; look like a drug-bloated, vascular, mass-monster: deal illegal BB drugs; pose for and tell lies in the mainstream BB mags.; "cultivate" a following in the gay community for extra $$$; intimidate people, call them names, insult and threaten them with physical violence; and even murder on occasion...hopefully, you will have more smarts than the "The Craigers"!!
Live fast, dangerously, and die young, man...otherwise you are a PUSSY!!
Clearly, Jack LaLanne's value system in life was/is all fvcked-up!! Oh yes, yes, Joe Weider, you have shown legions of youth the way to "true enlightenment"...God bless you!!!
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Yes, how silly to honor such a man! Americas first personal trainer!!
Jack LaLanne was amazing BEYOND WORDS, kinda like Charles Atlas was. Awesome strength trainer, BBer and human being. One of the greats for sure. Plus he's STILL alive & kicking! :o
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SON. I don't brag at all. I have something to input into a thread I do. It just so happens my input is from personal experince. Sorry your claim to fame is meeting celebs at your job as a valet at a restaurant. Unlike you I have had a life where I got to meet and work with everyone I have a pic with. And to tell ou the truth I rarely ask for a pic, it is a staff photgrapher who takes the pics and gives it to me or a friend takes it. What you need to do after you graduate is use you goods looks and awesome body and make some money and earn a living. Until then your comments really mean nothing to anyone but you. Remember you are someone who is afraid to post a pic and give your real name. SO in reality you have not yet got in touch with the real world. You are someone who spurts off at the mouth yet nothing to back it up. SO who do you think has lost touch or understanding of the real world
ah yes there it is again, the use of the word "Son" as if to say, I am superior to you.
Your intput to most topics is generally nothing worth reading unless you call name dropping and the like "input". Go eat a sheet cake.................... ...god knows you need all the extra weight you scrawny little guy you.
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ah yes there it is again, the use of the word "Son" as if to say, I am superior to you.
Your intput to most topics is generally nothing worth reading unless you call name dropping and the like "input". Go eat a sheet cake.................... ...god knows you need all the extra weight you scrawny little guy you.
Hahaha monster truth
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ah yes there it is again, the use of the word "Son" as if to say, I am superior to you.
Your intput to most topics is generally nothing worth reading unless you call name dropping and the like "input". Go eat a sheet cake.................... ...god knows you need all the extra weight you scrawny little guy you.
Well we can't all be like you and know everything and have so much to say thats worth while on here. You da man SON. And by the way, I say it to you exactly why you think I do. When you graduate then have a career and do something with your life then maybe and I mean maybe the "son" can be dropped. Till then you are a troll on here nd basically mean nothing and only takeup bandwidth. You and xcrack2 can get together and form your own club.
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yeah aint it? If the pictures mean nothing to him then why does he have them? Why does he post them/in near every single post. Why does he comunicate with people he would rather call son.
I know why. It's simple really..........he cannot communicate with people his own age cause they know he is a bufoon. So he comes to a board where most of the posters here are 20 and under. They are impressionable and would like to hear his bs stories. I bet you that more than 1/2 of those celebs that take theior pics with him do so because its the norm. The y could care less about this fatman, after all any picture of a celeb is something they themselves like. It's their calling to be idolized, even in a simple photo shoot, they get off on it.
What's really pathectic is that the fatman has this huge collection of pictures to throw at us all in the spur of the moment and yet defends it with the "staff photographer took it and gave it to me" horse manure.
Keith or OnlyMe, you need to get over yourself and realize that these guys(young guys) that like to hear your bs now, will grow up and get over you and realize what I already know.
For God's dake man, you live in Hawaii yet have this internet habit? If I lived where you do I would be too busy with all the outdoor activities that I could do yearlong and, would never get bored. Fact I would doubt if I had a computer at all.
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yeah aint it? If the pictures mean nothing to him then why does he have them? Why does he post them/in near every single post. Why does he comunicate with people he would rather call son.
I know why. It's simple really..........he cannot communicate with people his own age cause they know he is a bufoon. So he comes to a board where most of the posters here are 20 and under. They are impressionable and would like to hear his bs stories. I bet you that more than 1/2 of those celebs that take theior pics with him do so because its the norm. The y could care less about this fatman, after all any picture of a celeb is something they themselves like. It's their calling to be idolized, even in a simple photo shoot, they get off on it.
What's really pathectic is that the fatman has this huge collection of pictures to throw at us all in the spur of the moment and yet defends it with the "staff photographer took it and gave it to me" horse manure.
Keith or OnlyMe, you need to get over yourself and realize that these guys(young guys) that like to hear your bs now, will grow up and get over you and realize what I already know.
For God's dake man, you live in Hawaii yet have this internet habit? If I lived where you do I would be too busy with all the outdoor activities that I could do yearlong and, would never get bored. Fact I would doubt if I had a computer at all.
OWNED!
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My mom knows Jack La.
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WTF!??? A "Jack LaLanne" thread???! Why that wrinkly old-fart, misguided, "loser" (!!!) not realizing that BB is REALLY all about getting your pro. card and winning at BB competition at ALL costs!!! I mean, wouldn't you just DIE, and DO ANYTHING to be crowned "Mr. Olympia"?!! If not, you are fvckin' crazy!!
Who the hell wants the ridiculous "health" and "longevity" that Jack LaLanne preaches about when you can INSTEAD "juice-to-the-gills"; have 23+ in. guns: weigh 300+ lbs.; bench bump 600+ lbs.; look like a drug-bloated, vascular, mass-monster: deal illegal BB drugs; pose for and tell lies in the mainstream BB mags.; "cultivate" a following in the gay community for extra $$$; intimidate people, call them names, insult and threaten them with physical violence; and even murder on occasion...hopefully, you will have more smarts than the "The Craigers"!!
Live fast, dangerously, and die young, man...otherwise you are a PUSSY!!
Clearly, Jack LaLanne's value system in life was/is all fvcked-up!! Oh yes, yes, Joe Weider, you have shown legions of youth the way to "true enlightenment"...God bless you!!!
LaLanne had/has the strength of 100 men... :o
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He's 91 years old numbnuts....and he still dwarfs your ass!!
Yep Say that a couple of times before you start to bash the guy. Not you I. The idiots who are busting his balls and will be lucky to see 51, nevermind 91 and healthy!
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yeah aint it? If the pictures mean nothing to him then why does he have them? Why does he post them/in near every single post. Why does he comunicate with people he would rather call son.
I know why. It's simple really..........he cannot communicate with people his own age cause they know he is a bufoon. So he comes to a board where most of the posters here are 20 and under. They are impressionable and would like to hear his bs stories. I bet you that more than 1/2 of those celebs that take theior pics with him do so because its the norm. The y could care less about this fatman, after all any picture of a celeb is something they themselves like. It's their calling to be idolized, even in a simple photo shoot, they get off on it.
What's really pathectic is that the fatman has this huge collection of pictures to throw at us all in the spur of the moment and yet defends it with the "staff photographer took it and gave it to me" horse manure.
Keith or OnlyMe, you need to get over yourself and realize that these guys(young guys) that like to hear your bs now, will grow up and get over you and realize what I already know.
For God's dake man, you live in Hawaii yet have this internet habit? If I lived where you do I would be too busy with all the outdoor activities that I could do yearlong and, would never get bored. Fact I would doubt if I had a computer at all.
I have a feeling you like me a little too much. First off I am as far from being gay as possible. So please get that out of your mind. Second the problem with you is, you haven't done a thing in your life. It is understandable why you get all in my shit cause I post pics related to a thread and I just so happen to know or have worked with who the topic is about. I understand SON. I can't relate but I do understand. Sorry if it affects you so much. If there is anythign I can do to help you feeling better about yourself just ask.
Unlike myself everyone knows my name and knows my past and knows who I am now. You on the other hand are still an enigma. It's obvious you have a few accounts here. One thing you find out about people on here is that it is almost 100% of the time the guys like you who constantly try to belittle others that have done something in their life do it out of sheer jealously or envy. I have no problems with that. I'm sorry you grew up and live in an area that maybe didn't give you the opportunities I had. I may be a little jealous and envious that you have experienced cow-tipping, shooting stop signs from a moving truck, knocking mailboxes down with a bat, drinking a case of beer in a night, dating hot family members and going to school in one room. But I don't come on here and talk about it.
Hopefully you will get over this infactuation you have with me. Especially now that I have told you I'm not gay. I'm sorry I have had a life. Pictures and memory is all I got left now. Hopefully you catch it in time and turn your life around and get a life. It's sad what you have to go through but hopefully you'll pull through. Hope this helps SON.
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I have a feeling you like me a little too much. First off I am as far from being gay as possible. So please get that out of your mind. Second the problem with you is, you haven't done a thing in your life. It is understandable why you get all in my shit cause I post pics related to a thread and I just so happen to know or have worked with who the topic is about. I understand SON. I can't relate but I do understand. Sorry if it affects you so much. If there is anythign I can do to help you feeling better about yourself just ask.
Unlike myself everyone knows my name and knows my past and knows who I am now. You on the other hand are still an enigma. It's obvious you have a few accounts here. One thing you find out about people on here is that it is almost 100% of the time the guys like you who constantly try to belittle others that have done something in their life do it out of sheer jealously or envy. I have no problems with that. I'm sorry you grew up and live in an area that maybe didn't give you the opportunities I had. I may be a little jealous and envious that you have experienced cow-tipping, shooting stop signs from a moving truck, knocking mailboxes down with a bat, drinking a case of beer in a night, dating hot family members and going to school in one room. But I don't come on here and talk about it.
Hopefully you will get over this infactuation you have with me. Especially now that I have told you I'm not gay. I'm sorry I have had a life. Pictures and memory is all I got left now. Hopefully you catch it in time and turn your life around and get a life. It's sad what you have to go through but hopefully you'll pull through. Hope this helps SON.
hahahah meltdown
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LaLanne had/has the strength of 100 men... :o
Yep Say that a couple of times before you start to bash the guy. Not you I. The idiots who are busting his balls and will be lucky to see 51, nevermind 91 and healthy!
What is wrong with you ignorant dumb fvcks!????
Do you mean to try and tell me that Jack LaLanne in his prime with his SKINNY physique (under 200 lbs.) and puny 17-in. arms could begin to compare with our GIANT pro. BB mass-monsters of today weighing over 300 lbs., with 23-in.+ guns, who are ripped-to-shreds and lift gargantuan poundages in their workouts!???
Why, Jack LaLanne hasn’t done shiit for BB compared to our GOD JOE WEIDER!!! Just look at all “THE TRAINER OF CHAMPIONS” has done for bodybuilding…
(1) he took a bunch of old time-worn bodybuilding principles, re-named them with exciting new names like supersets, tri-sets, double sets, bomb-blitz, etc., and then claimed to have invented them. Excellent marketing strategy!
(2) he helped switch the emphasis in bodybuilding from outdated, ridiculous, “health and fitness” goals, like that old fool Jack LaLanne preached, to becoming a vascular, drug-fueled, mass monster; and that winning the Mr. Olympia title, at ALL costs, was/is the greatest achievement in life (as it well should be)!!
(3) he helped create an Amazon race of women by taking skinny, young, timid, girls and helped introduce them to bodybuilding and encouraged them to take BB drugs so that they could compete in his contests and win the coveted Ms. Olympia title. This was done through the introducion of contest judging criterion which pressured these female BB competitors to come in progessively bigger, and bigger, and BIGGER, and tighter every year. Why just think, the Ms. Olympias of today could probably have beaten Arnold in his prime! Oh yes, god Joe Weider helped create the marvelous hybrid sex "she-male/she-he". God bless you for this, Joe!
(4) he helped promote, through his wonderful BB mags., the idea of taking HIS food supplements to enhance BB progress so as to make millions off of the general public, while quietly, and covertly, encouraging competing BBers to take larger drug stacks to get progressively, bigger and more vascular. Of course, he needed this money to finance his wonderful dreams of bodybuilding's growth and glory!! In this way he helped pioneer the important BB mag. "big lie and drug cover-up principle" to help BB mags dupe the general public and fleece them...again, excellent marketing strategy and CERTAINLY no worse, from a moral and ethical standpoint, than what our own federal government does every single day!!
(5) he took the bodybuilding emphasis away from stupid-ass “athletic ability” (speed, strength, and stamina) like that idiot Jack LaLanne preached (along with that other idiot, Bob Hoffman) to where it REALLY should belong…i.e. just “looking good”…and fvck that athletic ability nonsense!!
In summary, it is mainly because of Joe Weider's efforts that bodybuilding is so highly respected in the eyes of the general public today!! Why, in essence, "god Joe" helped create a NEW SUPER RACE of bald-headed, eye-bulging, vein-popping, ripped-to-shreds, "juiced-to-the-gills" 300 lb.+, male BB mass monsters, along with their heavily-muscled, thick-skinned, gorgeous female BB competitor “she-he” counterparts with their deep husky, sexy, voices! How dare you SKINNY "health-nuts" try and compare such outstanding accomplishments with SKINNY Jack LaLanne’s continued misguided emphasis on utilizing bodybuilding for the purposes of enhancing one's health, longevity, and athletic ability…what NONSENSE...what a FOOL!!
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hahahah meltdown
haha Don't tell me you are losing things to say. Keep your posts short less strain on the brain. Good idea. Thanks
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haha Don't tell me you are losing things to say. Keep your posts short less strain on the brain. Good idea. Thanks
meltdown
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haha Don't tell me you are losing things to say. Keep your posts short less strain on the brain. Good idea. Thanks
meltdown
…meanwhile, back at the ranch…
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I never said you where gay, but since you brought it up...................... .
I have done much with my life......Fatman. I am a former Marine, ever served your country? NO your just used to being served................fo od that is. I have a great job a great house and, a great family. Nuff said.
What exactly is it that you have done with your life that is so worth bragging about on these boards I just do not see? Could you tell us? Is it that you where a roided up fatass strongman through the 80's and worked out with the retarded butt brothers(barbarians). Or is your greatest claim to fame the shots you did in "Over the Top" that where tossed onto the floor and left for the trash?
How many people have you alienated in your vastly sucsessfull life? Many I am sure. Your claim to greatness is a mystery, please tell us what your sucsesses where? WTF have you done that makes you think that you are so much better than I or any other on these boards?
BTW...............you did melt just a little back there.........."we need a clean up on isle 6..........clean up on isle 6................next to the ice cream and bon bons."
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I never said you where gay, but since you brought it up...................... .
I have done much with my life......Fatman. I am a former Marine, ever served your country? NO your just used to being served................fo od that is. I have a great job a great house and, a great family. Nuff said.
What exactly is it that you have done with your life that is so worth bragging about on these boards I just do not see? Could you tell us? Is it that you where a roided up fatass strongman through the 80's and worked out with the retarded butt brothers(barbarians). Or is your greatest claim to fame the shots you did in "Over the Top" that where tossed onto the floor and left for the trash?
How many people have you alienated in your vastly sucsessfull life? Many I am sure. Your claim to greatness is a mystery, please tell us what your sucsesses where? WTF have you done that makes you think that you are so much better than I or any other on these boards?
BTW...............you did melt just a little back there.........."we need a clean up on isle 6..........clean up on isle 6................next to the ice cream and bon bons."
I see your problem now. You have a Napolean Complex. This answers allot of questions. First off no where on here have I ever said I am better than anyone. You saying this immediately shows you do not read and need to say things that will make YOU feel better. That's fine with me. I have proven myself. You have done nothing to prove who you are. No pic. No name. No nothing, except for a gimmic account (xpac2). But hey I haven't lived in your shoes (definitely to small) so I can't feel your pain. And please do not come on here saying you were a marine. That would be a hard thing to believe. You are way to insecure to be a marine or ex-marine. So stop with that bullshit. And hey if bringing together thousands of military personal for a sporting event is serving then yes I have served my country.
You want to learn about who I am then go to the History Board and read. If you can't read, then have someone read it to you. You are troll it's that simple. No mystery who I am. Get a copy of Time Magazine 1987 Nov. and you can read a little about me. Article mentions me who I am (or was) and something I was doing in Florida. You are close to the last person I could care less what you think. You are a nobody. Like I said no name no pic a nobody. And I was assuming you were gay from all your advancements towards me. Does your imaginary wife know this infactuation you have with me. Do I know her? Anyway, I'm sure I will hear back from you or your alter-ego. You are making coming on here fun again. Thanks.
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I see your problem now. You have a Napolean Complex. This answers allot of questions. First off no where on here have I ever said I am better than anyone. You saying this immediately shows you do not read and need to say things that will make YOU feel better. That's fine with me. I have proven myself. You have done nothing to prove who you are. No pic. No name. No nothing, except for a gimmic account (xpac2). But hey I haven't lived in your shoes (definitely to small) so I can't feel your pain. And please do not come on here saying you were a marine. That would be a hard thing to believe. You are way to insecure to be a marine or ex-marine. So stop with that bullshit. And hey if bringing together thousands of military personal for a sporting event is serving then yes I have served my country.
You want to learn about who I am then go to the History Board and read. If you can't read, then have someone read it to you. You are troll it's that simple. No mystery who I am. Get a copy of Time Magazine 1987 Nov. and you can read a little about me. Article mentions me who I am (or was) and something I was doing in Florida. You are close to the last person I could care less what you think. You are a nobody. Like I said no name no pic a nobody. And I was assuming you were gay from all your advancements towards me. Does your imaginary wife know this infactuation you have with me. Do I know her? Anyway, I'm sure I will hear back from you or your alter-ego. You are making coming on here fun again. Thanks.
meltdown
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haha you are funny.
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You ignorant dumb fvck!!!
Go to the August 1959 issue of Stength and Health magazine where you will see a picture of me in the Lifting News section of the mag. where I won the Teen Age National Olympic Weightlifting Championships (198-1/4 lb.class) and broke the existing national record in the Clean and Jerk (C&J) by a full 20 lbs. As I said you drug-bloated pharmaceutical freak, you won't live as long as I've lifted weights NATURALLY!!
1959, you'd be 5 years old. Now that's some feat ::)
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1959, you'd be 5 years old. Now that's some feat ::)
Of course, common sense would tell you that I was older than 5 yrs.of age in 1959. However, I'll keep my actual wrinkly, old fart, age a secret.
"If inclined", I'm sure you can get a photocopy of that portion of the mag. from Terry Todd's McClean Physical Culture Library at the Univ. of Texas in Austin.
Geez guys, I really do apologize for pumping iron on a regular basis longer than most of dem insecure, strictly RECREATIONAL, BB pharmaceutical freaks actually live! But hey, dey got dem 23-in. guns...and that's worth at least 30-40 yrs. of livin' isn't it?!