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Title: Earthquake coming
Post by: onlyme on November 26, 2006, 10:38:10 PM
There is a huge rumor going around Hawaii today saying that the Civil Defense has predicted a 10.0 earthquake to happen before midnight tonight.  these frickin morons over here are rushing to the stores to get water and supplies.  First off you can't predict an earthquake and second if it is a 10.0 then getting some water won't help shit cause you are going to die.  An 8.0 has the power of 72,000 A-bombs, like the one dropped on Hiroshima.  So fuck it we are gone.  So in case this happens bye bye to all my Getbig brothers and sisters.  It has been fun.  And you can divide up my assets between you all.  Aloha
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Dos Equis on November 26, 2006, 10:40:06 PM
LOL.  So THAT's why the stores were jammed and the gas stations had lines.  Just made a quick run to the store for starch (for my shirt) and it was a mad house. 
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Dos Equis on November 26, 2006, 10:46:13 PM
Updated at 7:31 p.m., Sunday, November 26, 2006

Tsunami rumor false, officials say

Advertiser Staff

The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center said this evening that there is no truth to a rumor circulating that an earthquake occurred today on the Big Island and caused a tsunami.
There was no earthquake and there is no impending tsunami, a center spokesman said.

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2006/Nov/26/br/br6391824057.html
 
 
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: onlyme on November 26, 2006, 11:07:37 PM
My friend just called me and told me his mom works at the volcanoes and she said the needles have been going crazy all day.  I said if they were going so crazy why haven't we felt anything yet.  Anyway I can't believe all the people who are calling. 
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Theoak* on November 27, 2006, 05:12:43 AM
We'll miss you onlyme.
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: body88 on November 27, 2006, 06:11:34 AM
Good luck onlyme.
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Sir William Idol on November 27, 2006, 02:17:21 PM
poor guy never had a chance. 


RIP
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: tommywishbone on November 27, 2006, 02:20:45 PM
Run for your life!!
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: 240 is Back on November 27, 2006, 02:20:54 PM
Hawaiians aren't very good at understanding things like facts, numbers, and reason.
















Hi beach Bum!
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Stark on November 27, 2006, 02:22:14 PM
You priorities are all screwed up, use the little time you have to get your last workout sorted not to post your unfortunate end on getbig...
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: dan18 on November 27, 2006, 02:22:43 PM
My friend just called me and told me his mom works at the volcanoes and she said the needles have been going crazy all day.  I said if they were going so crazy why haven't we felt anything yet.  Anyway I can't believe all the people who are calling. 
cant they just throw someone in the volcanoe to make the gods happy.....
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Lena on November 27, 2006, 02:23:59 PM
Thats no fun at all!! Can u get off the Island???

Lena
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Stark on November 27, 2006, 02:25:38 PM
cant they just throw someone in the volcanoe to make the gods happy.....

ROFL... bette throw a bodybuilder, the bigger the better ;D
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Meltdown on November 27, 2006, 02:26:20 PM
Has Shawn PMd you wishing you the best of luck??.
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Stark on November 27, 2006, 02:30:22 PM
Why are 99% of Hawaiians not afraid of a Tidalwave?






















They would simply "ride" it out ;D
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Adam Empire on November 27, 2006, 02:32:56 PM
There is a huge rumor going around Hawaii today saying that the Civil Defense has predicted a 10.0 earthquake to happen before midnight tonight.  these frickin morons over here are rushing to the stores to get water and supplies.  First off you can't predict an earthquake and second if it is a 10.0 then getting some water won't help shit cause you are going to die.  An 8.0 has the power of 72,000 A-bombs, like the one dropped on Hiroshima.  So f**k it we are gone.  So in case this happens bye bye to all my Getbig brothers and sisters.  It has been fun.  And you can divide up my assets between you all.  Aloha

Damn it - if I am going to fall into a giant crack in the earth, I am taking my hardcore gallon water jug with me.
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Man of Steel on November 27, 2006, 02:45:27 PM
There is a huge rumor going around Hawaii today saying that the Civil Defense has predicted a 10.0 earthquake to happen before midnight tonight.  these frickin morons over here are rushing to the stores to get water and supplies.  First off you can't predict an earthquake and second if it is a 10.0 then getting some water won't help shit cause you are going to die.  An 8.0 has the power of 72,000 A-bombs, like the one dropped on Hiroshima.  So f**k it we are gone.  So in case this happens bye bye to all my Getbig brothers and sisters.  It has been fun.  And you can divide up my assets between you all.  Aloha

Quick "Fun Fact" before onlyme is destroyed by the 10.0 earthquake:  aloha means both hello and goodbye.



Aloha onlyme!
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: G o a t b o y on November 27, 2006, 02:50:31 PM
First off you can't predict an earthquake


Sure you can...   every morning when your ass rolls out of bed and hit the floor USGS registers a 4.0 or so on their seismographs located many miles away over on the Big Island!
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: youandme on November 27, 2006, 02:53:20 PM
So are you going to repent your sins?

At least apolgize to Vince? haha
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Stark on November 27, 2006, 02:53:37 PM

Sure you can...   every morning when your ass rolls out of bed and hit the floor USGS registers a 4.0 or so on their seismographs located many miles away over on the Big Island!


ROFL ;D
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: torquemada on November 27, 2006, 04:52:39 PM
Lena,
PM Onlyme a nude.  He'll at least die happy... :D
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: alexxx on November 27, 2006, 04:59:40 PM
Well if hawaii sinks everybody can just jump on onlyme. I bet he floats just fine.

I am just kidding big guy! I hope everything is going to stay well. My prayers are with you.
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Richard2004 on November 27, 2006, 05:13:38 PM
There is a huge rumor going around Hawaii today saying that the Civil Defense has predicted a 10.0 earthquake to happen before midnight tonight.  these frickin morons over here are rushing to the stores to get water and supplies.  First off you can't predict an earthquake and second if it is a 10.0 then getting some water won't help shit cause you are going to die.  An 8.0 has the power of 72,000 A-bombs, like the one dropped on Hiroshima.  So f**k it we are gone.  So in case this happens bye bye to all my Getbig brothers and sisters.  It has been fun.  And you can divide up my assets between you all.  Aloha

Damn Onlyme, since none of us can get out if this life alive, anyway, why don't you try to go out in real "dyed-in-the-wool"/fanatic BBer style!?  Try grinding out 20 reps in the breathing parallel back squat with 8 big ones (405) and hope the big shock hits just as you are coming out of the hole on those last few reps...i.e. you'll already be in so much pain you won't feel a thing!

Thank God the general public has never taken a college-level course in Geology, and thus will never learn the real truth regarding the earth's plate tectonics...scary as Hell!
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: benchmstr on November 27, 2006, 05:19:44 PM
There is a huge rumor going around Hawaii today saying that the Civil Defense has predicted a 10.0 earthquake to happen before midnight tonight.  these frickin morons over here are rushing to the stores to get water and supplies.  First off you can't predict an earthquake and second if it is a 10.0 then getting some water won't help shit cause you are going to die.  An 8.0 has the power of 72,000 A-bombs, like the one dropped on Hiroshima.  So f**k it we are gone.  So in case this happens bye bye to all my Getbig brothers and sisters.  It has been fun.  And you can divide up my assets between you all.  Aloha
well in that case,see you in hell asshole ;D
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 27, 2006, 05:23:43 PM
remember onlyme, I LOVE You!   :D
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: onlyme on November 27, 2006, 07:55:35 PM
Thnaks everyone for all the love.  I made it.  I swear these Hawaiians are drive me mad.  It was so funny that somany people stayed up all night.  I need to get me a big boat or a helicopter. 
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: youandme on November 27, 2006, 08:32:48 PM

Thank God the general public has never taken a college-level course in Geology, and thus will never learn the real truth regarding the earth's plate tectonics...scary as Hell!

Like how is it scary as hell?
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: sandycoosworth on November 27, 2006, 08:39:21 PM
There is a huge rumor going around Hawaii today saying that the Civil Defense has predicted a 10.0 earthquake to happen before midnight tonight.  these frickin morons over here are rushing to the stores to get water and supplies.  First off you can't predict an earthquake and second if it is a 10.0 then getting some water won't help shit cause you are going to die.  An 8.0 has the power of 72,000 A-bombs, like the one dropped on Hiroshima.  So f**k it we are gone.  So in case this happens bye bye to all my Getbig brothers and sisters.  It has been fun.  And you can divide up my assets between you all.  Aloha

You let a dog lap your balls well fucking some broad and you nutted on a coffee table for spite.

Im not really going anywhere with this but you know whatever...
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Dos Equis on November 27, 2006, 10:14:02 PM
Hawaiians aren't very good at understanding things like facts, numbers, and reason.
















Hi beach Bum!

I'm not Hawaiian.  But I know that doesn't matter, because you and the facts don't get along too well.   :) 
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Dos Equis on November 27, 2006, 10:18:02 PM
Thnaks everyone for all the love.  I made it.  I swear these Hawaiians are drive me mad.  It was so funny that somany people stayed up all night.  I need to get me a big boat or a helicopter. 

Man the coconut wireless is incredible.  The state cancelled a test of the emergency broadcast system today because of the rumors.  Didn't want to cause further panic. 
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: onlyme on November 28, 2006, 12:41:03 AM
You let a dog lap your balls well fucking some broad and you nutted on a coffee table for spite.

Im not really going anywhere with this but you know whatever...

Man you remember that.  And to set the record straight the dog was a female.
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Bigger Business on November 28, 2006, 03:08:10 AM
I'm not Hawaiian.  But I know that doesn't matter, because you and the facts don't get along too well.   :) 

Oh snap! 




ps viva lyme!
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: sandycoosworth on November 28, 2006, 04:45:16 AM
Man you remember that.  And to set the record straight the dog was a female.

Of course, those are the 2 best sex stories (next to Titus making Timea "taste her shit from his cock" in Getbig history
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Butterbean on November 28, 2006, 06:23:51 AM
Just made a quick run to the store for starch (for my shirt) and it was a mad house. 

At least you'll be nice and crisp while lying in the rubble!



Just kidding of course!  Love to you Beach Bum and Keith as well :)
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: Dos Equis on November 28, 2006, 07:18:58 AM
At least you'll be nice and crisp while lying in the rubble!



Just kidding of course!  Love to you Beach Bum and Keith as well :)

 ;D
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: body88 on November 28, 2006, 09:57:33 AM
pfffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffft.
Title: Re: Earthquake coming
Post by: alexxx on November 28, 2006, 06:49:05 PM
Thnaks everyone for all the love.  I made it.  I swear these Hawaiians are drive me mad.  It was so funny that somany people stayed up all night.  I need to get me a big boat or a helicopter. 

or a bulldozer! ;D