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Title: best surfaces for getting the most noise from a fart?
Post by: Bigger Business on November 28, 2006, 05:39:00 AM

the chair im on now has proven itself on many occasions...a soft vinyl, lightly padded.

a beanbag, provides a deeper throatier fart

the shower floor...always gets a giggle

discuss

Title: Re: best surfaces for getting the most noise from a fart?
Post by: Diesel1 on November 28, 2006, 05:43:53 AM

Cupping your hand over your arsehole produces a good sound with the added bonus of making your hand smell

Title: Re: best surfaces for getting the most noise from a fart?
Post by: Butterbean on November 28, 2006, 06:12:37 AM

hard plastic chair


and underwater results in an interesting tone




...so I've heard :)

Title: Re: best surfaces for getting the most noise from a fart?
Post by: body88 on November 28, 2006, 06:22:31 AM

Someones face...

Title: Re: best surfaces for getting the most noise from a fart?
Post by: anvil on November 28, 2006, 10:33:33 AM

Quote from: Bigger Business on November 28, 2006, 05:39:00 AM

the chair im on now has proven itself on many occasions...a soft vinyl, lightly padded.

a beanbag, provides a deeper throatier fart

the shower floor...always gets a giggle

discuss

A nice hardwood chair at a restaurant.  Case in point, I was at a pizza joint a few years ago with a friend.  We were the only ones in the room and I had some major gas going.  I decided to rip it bare ass on the wood chair just to see how much volume it would make, and let me tell you it was one for the ages.  I bet the cooks in the kitchen heard it.