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Title: every year for Christmas someone gives me
Post by: Deadpool on November 28, 2006, 02:22:19 PM
cologne.  I want a full length mirror this year, so I can watch my fat all melt away a pound at a time
Title: Re: every year for Christmas someone gives me
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on November 29, 2006, 08:06:25 AM
cologne.  I want a full length mirror this year, so I can watch my fat all melt away a pound at a time

People are trying to tell you your fat and that you stink... I would say That if you would wash your fat ass, and quit eating so much cheese someone might give you a checker board or something for christmas... just a suggestion..
Title: Re: every year for Christmas someone gives me
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on November 29, 2006, 08:19:28 AM
cologne.  I want a full length mirror this year, so I can watch my fat all melt away a pound at a time

Cologne is for men, perfume is for woman. Are you a man? Or maybe your gift giving friends just think you're a man.
Title: Re: every year for Christmas someone gives me
Post by: Dos Equis on November 29, 2006, 09:35:46 AM
A sports or fitness-related gift.  Two of my favorites:

- The 8 inch bodybuilding figure in posing trunks my kids gave me several years ago.  I keep it on my office desk. 

- A wall clock shaped like a 25 lb plate that says "Pump Time" from my former secretary.  Haven't put it on the wall yet.   
Title: Re: every year for Christmas someone gives me
Post by: Deedee on November 29, 2006, 10:11:28 AM
Cologne is for men, perfume is for woman. Are you a man? Or maybe your gift giving friends just think you're a man. 

Actually, women wear eau de cologne too... it's simply a less potent form of perfume.  Eau de toilette is even less potent which is why it's usually the least expensive.
Title: Re: every year for Christmas someone gives me
Post by: Deedee on November 29, 2006, 10:12:34 AM
Every year someone gives me a gift card to a store I never shop at.  >:(