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Title: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 07:49:59 AM
HAHAHHAAH, Christ I hope this is true!!! There have been other reports the people who have the tape are demanding money or they will release it.If these reports are true she will prob have them investigated for extorsion. I just hope I get to see those big tits flying around when she is getting pounded!



Jess 'frets' over sex tape
From correspondents in London
28nov06
JESSICA Simpson has been left reeling by rumours a sex tape starring her is about to be leaked onto the internet.

The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the Dukes of Hazzard actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.

A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.

It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.

The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex.

She once said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better."

Jessica's ex-husband Nick is now dating MTV presenter Vanessa Minnillo, while she has been seen dining with on/off lover John Mayer again.



(http://www.rainking.at/wp-content/uploads/images/Jessica_Simpson.jpg)
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 08:03:30 AM
Nice body, her face is nothing special.
come on amn.her face is awesome...she looks very similar to britney spears
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 08:06:52 AM
Nice body, her face is nothing special.


You must be slow. Tell me then, who is the hottest woman on the planet? As Jessica is mentioned every time that statement is made.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 08:09:58 AM
As previously stated. HER FACE IS NOTHING SPECIAL. LOOK AT HER FCKED UP NOSE. 50 better faces in my school only.


You are full of shit. aahahha. I worked in the nightclub industry for years, dealt with hot bitches every 10 min. Women like Jessica are not a dime a dozen. You are lying your ass off.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 08:10:57 AM
As previously stated. HER FACE IS NOTHING SPECIAL. LOOK AT HER FCKED UP NOSE. 50 better faces in my school only.
THEN FUCK THOSE FACES.... OK ASSWIPE
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 08:12:46 AM
Haha , shadaw are you telling me this is yet another internet pathi who comes on here bullshitting his brains out?
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 08:14:16 AM
Haha , shadaw are you telling me this is yet another internet pathi who comes on here bullshitting his brains out?
I GUESS SO...
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 08:16:17 AM
You guys would walk around with a constant boner if you went to my school. Obviously too many fat and ugly chicks in the USA.
ahahahah.. ;D
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: sandycoosworth on December 01, 2006, 08:27:03 AM
According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.



LOL...pure bullshit! Pam and Tommy leaked that tape themselves for millions, I'd imagine Nick was the source of this one ;)
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on December 01, 2006, 08:30:51 AM
I wasn't a fan of her looks until dukes of hazzard... then wow, she played that part well ;D
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Diesel1 on December 01, 2006, 08:31:19 AM
HAHAHHAAH, Christ I hope this is true!!! There have been other reports the people who have the tape are demanding money or they will release it.If these reports are true she will prob have them investigated for extorsion. I just hope I get to see those big tits flying around when she is getting pounded!



Britain's Daily Sport newspaper:

It's that's the source then I'd forget about it if I were you. To even call that rag a newspaper is an afront to journalism lol
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 08:35:11 AM
You guys would walk around with a constant boner if you went to my school. Obviously too many fat and ugly chicks in the USA.


Lies , my girlfriend is hot as hell. I would can her in a second for Simpson. I have posted pics to confim I am not full of shit. Unlike you. Btw I attended BU. Boston has over 200 colleges. There are hot girls every 5 feet. You may not like Jessica's face which is fine. But to say she is nothing special is crap.


You are a gimmick or lying. Plain and simple ;D
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 08:37:08 AM
It's that's the source then I'd forget about it if I were you. To even call that rag a newspaper is an afront to journalism lol


The link was on the comcast new page. Prob crap but one can wish right !?
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: xpac2 on December 01, 2006, 08:38:09 AM
Nice body, her face is nothing special.

fag
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Diesel1 on December 01, 2006, 08:43:28 AM

The link was on the comcast new page. Prob crap but one can wish right !?

We sure can  :P

Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 08:50:18 AM
Im not a gimmick and I'm not lying. Im just telling the truth, Simpson is overrated. She has a hot body but her face is nothing special really. I dont really care if you have a hot gf and I have no intention of posting pics of the girls in my school for you guys to jerk off to. Sorry, and btw; I don't give a shit about your little internet society thing here. I come to Getbig for laughs.



No, I want you to post pic's of some of these everyday women that are hotter than Jessica Simpson. Surly you have gotten with a few. I have no interest in jerking off to pictures while I am at work. I have no idea how you do things in your country of Hotgirlvakia. We tend to keep our clothes on at work over here. You said in the original posts that here face was nothing special and there are 50 better faces at your school alone. You must attend Supermodel University. I would love to see some examples of a typical freshman.

Like I said , to say you do not like a woman's look it perfectly fine. You posted like she was nothing but your typical middle of the road broad you see day to day. So I called bullshit.

A Lot of the women who are considered to be the hottest in the world are American. Not to mention America is a melting pot of the entire world so you are dissing yourself essentially.I bet you have never been to America. There are endless hot bitches here lol. Spend a week on spring break in Miami.


Oh, and to your last comment

(http://www.dot.gov/affairs/medal.jpg)

Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: sandycoosworth on December 01, 2006, 09:01:08 AM
Jessica is def hot all around, but her body is much better than her face. In any university you could find at least 50 girls with better grills, but there wouldnt be as many who are as hot overall as her.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 09:04:23 AM
Jessica is def hot all around, but her body is much better than her face. In any university you could find at least 50 girls with better grills, but there wouldnt be as many who are as hot overall as her.

People who do not like women with sharp features do not like Jessica. I like women with sharp features. Jessica, Stacey Dash etc etc.  I do not like women like Tiffany Amber Theisen and Jessica Beal. All personal preference really. I just had to call that poster out. Full of shit with some of those comments!

Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Diesel1 on December 01, 2006, 09:04:49 AM
Jessica is def hot all around, but her body is much better than her face. In any university you could find at least 50 girls with better grills, but there wouldnt be as many who are as hot overall as her.

Agreed, but that's the same with almost any celeb. Just go to any town centre on a saturday and you'll see loads of everyday girls way more prettier than Jessica Simpson and Co
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 09:06:58 AM
Agreed, but that's the same with almost any celeb. Just go to any town centre on a saturday and you'll see loads of everyday girls way more prettier than Jessica Simpson and Co

I think people tend to forget celebs are just normal, attractive humans who become inhuman with the fame. I think Brittney spears is a great example of that. Very average looking. While I think Jessica is mid 9's at the lowest. Spears is good looking do not get me wrong. But out of all of em she is the most "normal " looking.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: sandycoosworth on December 01, 2006, 09:09:11 AM
Britany spears looks like a fucking gekko. If she entered the room while I was eating I would lose my appetite...
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 09:11:05 AM
Britany spears looks like a fucking gekko. If she entered the room while I was eating I would lose my appetite...

True, current photos have here looking like a 2 bit crack whore. I was speaking of when she was in her " prime". Even then she was very average looking. Good looking for sure. But, nothing out of the ordinary.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: sandycoosworth on December 01, 2006, 09:17:26 AM
She used to have the kicking 18 y/o body, but her eyes, nose and chin have always been messed up, looks to me like she comes from a long line of inbreeders (seriously).
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 09:17:48 AM
lmao
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 09:17:59 AM
Nice body, her face is nothing special.

Must be a homo, she's striking. Britney looks like a peasant by comparison, isn't naturally beautiful and needs a lot of makeup. The bod is already aging rapidly:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2006550425,00.html
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 09:19:56 AM
Jessica is def hot all around, but her body is much better than her face. In any university you could find at least 50 girls with better grills, but there wouldnt be as many who are as hot overall as her.

She looks great in all aspects.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: sandycoosworth on December 01, 2006, 09:21:42 AM
lmao

Despite my hilarious nature I wasnt trying to be funny; inbreeding reinforces traits, like having eyes slightly wider than normal(which becomess the gekko phenom we are seeign in Brittany after generations of kin pluggin), like having an unusually weak chin etc etc
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: youandme on December 01, 2006, 09:23:49 AM
Jessica had alot of facework done before she made it big. Looks good now. Brit should go in for a tune-up soon
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on December 01, 2006, 09:23:53 AM
I would violate Jessica Simpson in every way imaginable. Why is anyone commenting on the attractiveness of her face? These guys commenting on how bland her face is would either pop off in 18 seconds or they'd be too intimidated to actually get wood if she ever allowed them to get a piece of her ass.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 09:27:44 AM
Amen.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Diesel1 on December 01, 2006, 09:35:42 AM
Jessica is way more prettier than Britney but for me Britney has more sex appeal. If I had a one night only deal between the two of them, I would pick Britney in a flash. I know she's a skank but christ I'd to fuck her hard.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 09:37:21 AM
Jessica is way more prettier than Britney but for me Britney has more sex appeal. If I had a one night only deal between the two of them, I would pick Britney in a flash. I know she's a skank but christ I'd to f**k her hard.
very true..you and i think alike....
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 09:39:02 AM
very true..you and i think alike....


You two don't think alike. He thinks with the knowledge of knowing what sex feels like, you are a virgin, you would fuck anything.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 09:41:03 AM
Jessica is way more prettier than Britney but for me Britney has more sex appeal. If I had a one night only deal between the two of them, I would pick Britney in a flash. I know she's a skank but christ I'd to f**k her hard.


With Brittney you know anal and cumshots are a guarantee. Jessica would most likely be tame. All that respecting women type shat  :o
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 09:41:48 AM
True, current photos have here looking like a 2 bit crack whore. I was speaking of when she was in her " prime". Even then she was very average looking. Good looking for sure. But, nothing out of the ordinary.
i like 2 bit crack whores like britney spears..britney has unlimited sex appeal and so as simpson.i will do them both at the same time.i would say its a tie between simpson and spears ;D
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 09:42:38 AM
i like 2 bit crack whores like britney spears..britney has unlimited sex appeal and so as simpson.i will do them both at the same time.i would say its a tie between simpson and spears ;D

I thought you liked 13 year olds?(your words). Why are you now so interested in grown up women?
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 09:45:07 AM
I thought you liked 13 year olds?(your words). Why are you now so interested in grown up women?
i only liked that one 13yr old..i just did that for fun and this was 3yrs ago..i am interested in grown women cuz now i have grown up.. ;D
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 09:46:29 AM

You two don't think alike. He thinks with the knowledge of knowing what sex feels like, you are a virgin, you would f**k anything.
my time will cum ;)
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 09:49:23 AM
i only liked that one 13yr old..i just did that for fun and this was 3yrs ago..i am interested in grown women cuz now i have grown up.. ;D

In our country you would be a TV star. Dateline NBC loves your type. :)
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 09:54:14 AM
In our country you would be a TV star. Dateline NBC loves your type. :)
finally danielson you posted a real funny post..glad we are all getting along fine ;D
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Diesel1 on December 01, 2006, 10:03:59 AM
Mind you, I'd pick Catherine Zeta Jones over those two any day of the week. She's class

(http://i12.tinypic.com/2pz9pgx.jpg)
 

Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:06:06 AM
Mind you, I'd pick Catherine Zeta Jones over those two any day of the week. She's class

(http://i12.tinypic.com/2pz9pgx.jpg)
 


hey diesel have you ever heard of aishwaraya rai?
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 10:06:22 AM
Mind you, I'd pick Catherine Zeta Jones over those two any day of the week. She's class

(http://i12.tinypic.com/2pz9pgx.jpg)
 



She lies about her age, she is actually 10 years older than she claims.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Diesel1 on December 01, 2006, 10:08:14 AM
hey diesel have you ever heard of aishwaraya rai?

No, post a pic

She lies about her age, she is actually 10 years older than she claims.

How old is she?
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:11:54 AM
this is aishwarya rai...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/eo/thumb/4/4e/Aishwarya_Rai.jpg/300px-Aishwarya_Rai.jpg
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on December 01, 2006, 10:13:04 AM
Mind you, I'd pick Catherine Zeta Jones over those two any day of the week. She's class

(http://i12.tinypic.com/2pz9pgx.jpg)
 


I love her!!!!!!  To bad she doesn't have a body to match the face :'(
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 10:13:18 AM
No, post a pic

How old is she?

Like 42 I think. I remember a few years back someone asked her if it was true on a talk show about her lying about her age and she didn't deny it. She's still hot, even though she likes old balls ;D
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:15:36 AM
Like 42 I think. I remember a few years back someone asked her if it was true on a talk show about her lying about her age and she didn't deny it. She's still hot, even though she likes old balls ;D
hahah talking about old balls micheal douglas is 25-30yrs older than her..so in that case waay too much of old balls for her
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on December 01, 2006, 10:17:10 AM
That's it!!!!!!!!!!!  I'M OUT OF THIS PLACE... OFF TO BOLLYWOOD GREATNESS....

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mxmcXBFOXoADVKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1302mmlq1/EXP=1165083366/**http%3a//hindimovie.buyallgifts.com/actress/aishwarya_rai/aishwarya_rai_96.jpg)
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:18:08 AM
That's it!!!!!!!!!!!  I'M OUT OF THIS PLACE... OFF TO BOLLYWOOD GREATNESS....

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mxmcXBFOXoADVKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1302mmlq1/EXP=1165083366/**http%3a//hindimovie.buyallgifts.com/actress/aishwarya_rai/aishwarya_rai_96.jpg)
;D
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 10:19:58 AM
As previously stated. HER FACE IS NOTHING SPECIAL. LOOK AT HER FCKED UP NOSE. 50 better faces in my school only.

I hate to say it, but I agree.  I go for blonde's, but her face just has something about it that I don't find hot.  Maybe she's one of those girls that were meant to be 250+ pounds?

Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on December 01, 2006, 10:21:15 AM
BOOYA!!!   :o

(http://www.imagedonkey.com/out.php?i=17758_aishwaryarai56.jpg)

Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 10:22:42 AM
I hate to say it, but I agree.  I go for blonde's, but her face just has something about it that I don't find hot.  Maybe she's one of those girls that were meant to be 250+ pounds?




Do you find women with softer features more appealing? Jessica has a chisled face. Some men are turned off by that. Who would you consider the most beautiful woman personally?
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Diesel1 on December 01, 2006, 10:23:36 AM
BOOYA!!!   :o

(http://www.imagedonkey.com/out.php?i=17758_aishwaryarai56.jpg)



Not bad at all
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:28:29 AM
BOOYA!!!   :o

(http://www.imagedonkey.com/out.php?i=17758_aishwaryarai56.jpg)


she is condsidered as the sex goddess of india..lol
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 10:31:09 AM

Do you find women with softer features more appealing? Jessica has a chisled face. Some men are turned off by that. Who would you consider the most beautiful woman personally?

(http://cache.eonline.com/On/GirlsNextDoor2/MeetTheGirls/Images/meet_holly.jpg)
(http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/hangin-with/pix/justlikeheaven1.jpg)
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41801000/jpg/_41801062_winners2_getty300.jpg)
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l295/bmilord/picture-31.jpg)

Kind of like this. :D
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on December 01, 2006, 10:31:39 AM
SHIT!!! I HAVE TO HURRY!!!  BOLLYWOOD'S TOM CRUISE HAS ILLICIT PLANS FOR HER POOP SHOOT!!!

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x8FdHBFzhIBgAWjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=130m83ami/EXP=1165084037/**http%3a//hindimovie.buyallgifts.com/actress/aishwarya_rai/aishwarya_rai_90.jpg)
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on December 01, 2006, 10:32:20 AM
she is condsidered as the sex goddess of india..lol
I will worship her ;D getting ready to pray right now :P
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 10:32:59 AM
Damn this girls hot!  :)
(http://mediamatters.org/static/images/tv_clips/ann-coulter.jpg)
HAHAHAHAH Just kidding!
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:34:33 AM
SHIT!!! I HAVE TO HURRY!!!  BOLLYWOOD'S TOM CRUISE HAS ILLICIT PLANS FOR HER POOP SHOOT!!!

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x8FdHBFzhIBgAWjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=130m83ami/EXP=1165084037/**http%3a//hindimovie.buyallgifts.com/actress/aishwarya_rai/aishwarya_rai_90.jpg)
dude how much do you know about bollywood?..you seem know to alot about bollywood
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 10:35:05 AM
(http://cache.eonline.com/On/GirlsNextDoor2/MeetTheGirls/Images/meet_holly.jpg)
(http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/hangin-with/pix/justlikeheaven1.jpg)
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41801000/jpg/_41801062_winners2_getty300.jpg)

Kind of like this. :D


Those women are all hot. I can see why you would not find Simpson hot if that is your ideal type of gal. I dig the sharp fearures on women. That is why I like Jessica I think. That and those fat tittys she has attached to her smoking bod!
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on December 01, 2006, 10:35:52 AM
Damn this girls hot!  :)
(http://mediamatters.org/static/images/tv_clips/ann-coulter.jpg)

HAHAHAHAH Just kidding!
You just put a complete halt to my aishwarya worship... :-\  Coulter has GOT to be Mancoulter... no chick has that big of an adam's apple... big hands, no hips... it's a man.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 10:36:53 AM
fat tittys she has attached to her smoking bod!

Yes, they could be attached to Vince Goodrum and I would find them hot.  ;D
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 10:39:45 AM
Unless you're a homo you should be able to say Jessica's beautiful but maybe not your style, but pretty nontheless.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 10:40:51 AM
Mind you, I'd pick Catherine Zeta Jones over those two any day of the week. She's class

She's a major BEEOTCH, and there are prettier out there.

She must have lips like a vacuum cleaner to have enticed Douglas so much. :-*
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 10:41:28 AM
Unless you're a homo you should be able to say Jessica's beautiful but maybe not your style, but pretty nontheless.

Yeah, I would definitely say she's hot.  Just nothing special IMO.

Kind of the same with Paris Hilton, I think you're right about the sharp facial features Body88.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:42:18 AM
i really dig girls with nice full faces.chizzled faces in girls make me puke.jessica does'nt seem to have a chizzled face though..just my opinion though
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 10:42:45 AM
Yeah, I would definitely say she's hot.  Just nothing special IMO.

Kind of the same with Paris Hilton, I think you're right about the sharp facial features Body88.

The fact you can't tell the difference says something. Paris is not beautiful, does not have classic facial features. She's cute and is blond, but not in Simpson's league.

Maybe Simpson's too wholesome and all-american for some, which is a matter of taste, but she is strikingly beautiful.
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Yorkie T on December 01, 2006, 10:44:27 AM
It's that's the source then I'd forget about it if I were you. To even call that rag a newspaper is an afront to journalism lol

I love the sunday sport. :D
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 10:45:05 AM
The fact you can't tell the difference says something. Paris is not beautiful, does not have classic facial features. She's cute and is blond, but not in Simpson's league.

Maybe Simpson's too wholesome and all-american for some, which is a matter of taste, but she is strikingly beautiful.

No, I see a big difference.  Paris is an anorexic whore.  But they both have kind of......  Sharp features.

Jessica is kind of a classic beauty, just not worth all the hype.
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:45:44 AM
The fact you can't tell the difference says something. Paris is not beautiful, does not have classic facial features. She's cute and is blond, but not in Simpson's league.

Maybe Simpson's too wholesome and all-american for some, but she is beautiful.
paris is the most over-rated gal of all time interms of hottness...jessica pwns her very easily..paris is pathetic..how can any one say paris hot?..yuck
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Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 10:46:40 AM
paris is the most over-rated gal of all time interms of hottness...jessica pwns her very easily..paris is pathetic..how can any one say paris hot?..yuck

Paris only has to be a cute chick thanks to the millions and the name. Her & Britney are a perfect combo.
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 10:47:36 AM
Paris only has to be a cute chick thanks to the millions and the name. Her & Britney are a perfect combo.

Yeah, don't get me wrong.  I understand Paris looks like a 90lb pre teen...
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Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 10:48:09 AM
paris is the most over-rated gal of all time interms of hottness...jessica pwns her very easily..paris is pathetic..how can any one say paris hot?..yuck

She's not ugly imo, just over exposed and a little cheap looking. Now her sister Nicky looks like a man.
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Post by: Camel Jockey on December 01, 2006, 10:49:30 AM
Jessica Simpson is fucking hot. Anyone who disputes her hotness is a dumbass!

I have yet to watch the Paris Hilton sex tape, but I will make amends with Jessica's tape if it even exists.  :-X
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:49:40 AM
Paris only has to be a cute chick thanks to the millions and the name. Her & Britney are a perfect combo.
i consider paris ugly..damn how can anyone find paris appealing?..she virtually has no boobs,no ass and a fuckin ugly face..so wheres the hottness in that?
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Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 10:50:24 AM
Paris only has to be a cute chick thanks to the millions and the name. Her & Britney are a perfect combo.

I have to agree with your posts. I was trying to make that point to the original poster. You can not be a fan of Jessica's look. But to insinuate she is "nothing special" or has an "ugly face" is ludicrous.

I am do not personally find Eva Longoria hot. I think she is to skinny. But I do acknowledge she is a stunning woman.
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:51:54 AM
She's not ugly imo, just over exposed and a little cheap looking. Now her sister Nicky looks like a man.
over exposed my ass...she pretends to be hot but she ain't..she has nothing to show us.she looks like a fuckin stick to me.no boobs,no ass,no face and  a character less bitch
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Post by: Camel Jockey on December 01, 2006, 10:52:58 AM


I do not personally find Eva Longoria hot. I think she is to skinny. But I do acknowledge she is a stunning woman.

But she has a whorish look about her and it takes away from her appeal. This trait seems to be common amongst hispanic women.
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Post by: Hugo Chavez on December 01, 2006, 10:53:05 AM
dude how much do you know about bollywood?..you seem know to alot about bollywood
oops ;D
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:53:45 AM
I have to agree with your posts. I was trying to make that point to the original poster. You can not be a fan of Jessica's look. But to insinuate she is "nothing special" or has an "ugly face" is ludicrous.

I am do not personally find Eva Longoria hot. I think she is to skinny. But I do acknowledge she is a stunning woman.
eva longoria is a buck-toothed bitch..i don't find her hott..terri hatcher is better than her
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 10:54:17 AM
eva longoria is a buck-toothed bitch

LOL!  ;D ;D
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Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 10:55:49 AM
But she has a whorish look about her and it takes away from her appeal. This trait seems to be common amongst hispanic women.



I think J lo is the biggest exmaple of that. A good exmaple of a hot ass woman with a slightly beat up face is Vida G. Do not get me wrong, she is hot. But her face is a lil beat. Compared to the bod she is sportin of course.
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 10:55:59 AM
Another thing that ruined Jessica for me was all her talk about shitting during the show on MTV.  :-X
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:57:33 AM
But she has a whorish look about her and it takes away from her appeal. This trait seems to be common amongst hispanic women.
true..but she is a bit skinny though..do you know skinny women cannot give birth properly since their bodies cannot with stand the pressure.most of the time they have to operate a pregnant skinny women
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Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 10:57:46 AM
Is Jessica the new Pam? I think so. Pam seems to be considered over the hill now.
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Post by: Camel Jockey on December 01, 2006, 10:58:20 AM
Is Jessica the new Pam? I think so. Pam seems to be considered over the hill now.


She's so like 10 years ago.
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 10:59:39 AM


I think J lo is the biggest exmaple of that. A good exmaple of a hot ass woman with a slightly beat up face is Vida G. Do not get me wrong, she is hot. But her face is a lil beat. Compared to the bod she is sportin of course.
vida is a million times better than j-lo..j-lo's nose looks like a boxers nose..other than having a fake ass i guess she is pathetic..she is over-rated
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Post by: Camel Jockey on December 01, 2006, 11:00:36 AM
vida is a million times better than j-lo..j-lo's nose looks like a boxers nose..other than having a fake ass i guess she is pathetic..she is over-rated

I agree, totally overrated.
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Post by: Diesel1 on December 01, 2006, 11:00:44 AM
Another thing that ruined Jessica for me was all her talk about shitting during the show on MTV.  :-X

That and her belching. I don't care how 'hot' they are, farting and belching is a major turn off in a woman
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 11:03:21 AM
That and her belching. I don't care how 'hot' they are, farting and belching is a major turn off in a woman
girls who smoke is also a major turn off in women...
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Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 11:04:05 AM
Jessica is beautiful, debating that makes anyone look stupid.

Agreed, the belching ruined it for a long time, took away from the physical image. Took a while to forget about it. Unfortunately, she does *not* have a sexy peronsality; personally, I think Nick probably got tired of her acting like a kid.

What about Pam. Was she ever in the same category?

J-lo's attractive but not beautiful.
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Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 11:04:31 AM
That and her belching. I don't care how 'hot' they are, farting and belching is a major turn off in a woman

Funny you guys posted about this. I thought I was weird to be turned off when she made the comments about her stinky ass. Kind of made her hotness fade for 5 seconds. Then I snapped back to reality and realized I was going mad.

When I think of a woman taking a shit. I get a mental picture of a really short thick woman. Not fat. Just thick. All I can see is her sitting on the can pinching a nasty loaf. With her face all scrunched up straining. I also think she has really thick calves for some reason. Aaahaha.
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 11:04:45 AM
Jessica is beautiful, debating that makes anyone look stupid.

What about Pam?

Nothing special.
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 11:05:33 AM
Funny you guys posted about this. I thought I was weird to be turned off when she made the comments about her stinky ass. Kind of made her hotness fade for 5 seconds. Then I snapped back to reality and realized I was going mad.

When I think of a woman taking a shit. I get a mental picture of a really short thick woman. Not fat. Just thick. All i can see is her sitting on the can pinching a nasty loaf. I also think she has really thick calves for some reason. Aaahaha.

cankles  ;D
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Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 11:06:19 AM
Jessica is beautiful, debating that makes anyone look stupid.

Agreed, the belching ruined it, i have to forget about that.


True. She is incredable looking.

(http://www.rainking.at/wp-content/uploads/images/Jessica_Simpson.jpg)
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 11:07:46 AM

True. She is incredable looking.

(http://www.rainking.at/wp-content/uploads/images/Jessica_Simpson.jpg)
her boobs are perfect..yummy..her face is so sweet :-*
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 11:07:59 AM

True. She is incredable looking.

(http://www.rainking.at/wp-content/uploads/images/Jessica_Simpson.jpg)

She looks kind of like Rocky Dennis in that pic. ROFL Sorry
(http://www.fraterslibertas.com/mask003.jpeg)
Just joking...  ;D
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 11:09:19 AM
what do you guys think about tara reid?
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 11:09:37 AM
what do you guys think about tara reid?

Ugly whore.
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Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 11:09:51 AM
She looks kind of like Rocky Dennis in that pic. ROFL Sorry
(http://www.fraterslibertas.com/mask003.jpeg)
Just joking...  ;D


Lmao!!!!!!!! How do you think Nick Lache feels with us posters saying he looks like Polumbo?!
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Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 11:10:24 AM
Ugly whore.


Lol!!! That is two posts that made me lol....
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 11:10:31 AM

Lmao!!!!!!!! How do you think Nick Lache feels with us posters saying he looks like Polumbo?!

HAHAHAHAH
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Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 11:10:39 AM
Ugly whore.

She was ok in Van Wilder, but went downhill fast. Drinking too much makes girls ugly and bloated, like Fergie.
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Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 11:12:09 AM
In Van Wilder huh?  Are you talking about Tara Reid?

Yeah
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 11:14:08 AM
I have a question, and I hope I don't piss anyone off...

Tell me.....

Why do black guys... Not all black guys.... But some (or most).... Seem to only like the fattest and uglyest of white girls..?

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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 11:14:51 AM
She was ok in Van Wilder, but went downhill fast. Drinking too much makes girls ugly and bloated, like Fergie.
she also looked really good in american pie 1 and 2... also she looked really good in my boss's daughter..i still think she is hot.i love her skanky look these days
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 01, 2006, 11:16:38 AM
MO cushion Fo the Pushin ;D.  Lol.

LOL
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 11:17:32 AM
I have a question, and I hope I don't piss anyone off...

Tell me.....

Why do black guys... Not all black guys.... But some (or most).... Seem to only like the fattest and uglyest of white girls..?


black guys are freaks..need i say more
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Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 11:18:33 AM
A side note, Pam Anderson is still doable but not really that hot anymore. Face is going down hill fast.

She is ok, I used to see her quite often. Nothing special without makeup. But we tied our boats with her and Kid a few years back on the 4th of July and her body still looked amazing.
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 11:21:33 AM
She is ok, I used to see her quite often. Nothing special without makeup. But we tied our boats with her and Kid a few years back on the 4th of July and her body still looked amazing.
i heard she removed her breast implants?..is that true?
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Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 11:21:51 AM
A side note, Pam Anderson is still doable but not really that hot anymore. Face is going down hill fast.


She looks ok for being 500 years old.
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Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 11:23:31 AM
i heard she removed her breast implants?..is that true?

she did and got smaller ones, then bigger ones, then smaller ones, now she is back to big ones. Serious.
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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 11:25:09 AM
she did and got smaller ones, then bigger ones, then smaller ones, now she is back to big ones. Serious.
so its the big ones then..finally a relief..lol
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Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 11:25:30 AM
what do you guys think about tara reid?

Pretty but not beautiful.

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Post by: the shadow on December 01, 2006, 11:26:40 AM
Pretty but not beautiful.


she recently got her breast enlarged..still hot as hell in my eyes
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Post by: Man of Steel on December 01, 2006, 11:28:08 AM
Nice body, her face is nothing special.


This post proves only one thing......you're a queer.
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Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 11:28:44 AM
she recently got her breast enlarged..still hot as hell in my eyes

No she got them smaller actually. They had to fix this.
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Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 11:29:51 AM
Most of the boob jobs are as attractive as Jessica's belches.
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Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 11:33:16 AM
Tara Reid is a girl you just want to bone.  She has fucked up every guy she has been with.  She has a cute face and the tits have been redone but too skanky.  Good sport f**k if you got the chance.

She got lipo recently too. Her stomach was fucked up from a past surgery. She looks better, but her career is most likely over.
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Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 11:38:49 AM
Yea.  She really has no acting talent IMO.  Maybe she can do a crotch shot like Britney every few years for publicity.

The nipple slip got her crazy attention, but she blamed it for her alcohol problems cuz everyone saw how fucked up het tits were. She did a media blitz a few weeks ago and does look better and says she wants to start acting again, but that E! show really fucked up her career.
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Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 11:42:41 AM
The nipple slip got her crazy attention, but she blamed it for her alcohol problems cuz everyone saw how fucked up het tits were. She did a media blitz a few weeks ago and does look better and says she wants to start acting again, but that E! show really fucked up her career.

If she's that much of a mess might as well just do Courtney Love. :-\
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Post by: JasonH on December 01, 2006, 12:10:44 PM
I'd take Simpson over her anyday, even if she burped all day. ;D

Likewise. She's got an amazing body on her - she can act as stupid as she likes round me as long as she'll allow my cock in her mouth.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 01, 2006, 12:16:12 PM
jessica simpson is the hottest female perfection on the earth, i cant wait till this thing comes out, id smother a million baby kittens for the chance to fuck her.
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Post by: JasonH on December 01, 2006, 12:16:48 PM
She even looks good without make-up on - always a winner in my eyes for marriage material.
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Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 12:34:40 PM
For sure.  I honestly wonder what happened with those two because I would never let a woman like that go.   ;D

Anyone who saw the TV series wouldn't find it a stretch. They never seemed to have a great connection, probably got married because of attraction and having fun. Her being stupid would get old pretty fast after the initial excitement wore off. She's only sexy in appearance, not in personality, just like Pam Anderson. Carmen Electra has a sexy personality, isn't as stupid.
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Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 12:37:04 PM
Anyone who saw the TV series wouldn't find it a stretch. They didn't seem to have a great connection, and her being stupid must be tiresome after the initial excitement wears off.


That and the age difference. I think Jessica was only 21 when they where married. Nick was 26 I believe. Still immature. Especially for a star. He seemed to be looking for stability. While she was off starting her career and making millions.
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Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 12:40:12 PM
I would take Heather Locklear or Carmen Electra instead; they're not bimbos like Jessica or Pam Anderson.
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Post by: Debussey on December 01, 2006, 01:20:17 PM
Im not a gimmick and I'm not lying. Im just telling the truth, Simpson is overrated. She has a hot body but her face is nothing special really. I dont really care if you have a hot gf and I have no intention of posting pics of the girls in my school for you guys to jerk off to. Sorry, and btw; I don't give a shit about your little internet society thing here. I come to Getbig for laughs.

You are also balding = even teh Shadow might look better than you.

Commie girls = ugly.
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Post by: bmacsys on December 01, 2006, 01:24:20 PM

You must be slow. Tell me then, who is the hottest woman on the planet? As Jessica is mentioned every time that statement is made.
They don't come much hotter than her. That guy xerxes or whatever her name is nuts.
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Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 01:25:56 PM
They don't come much hotter than her. That guy xerxes or whatever her name is nuts.

Not nuts imo.Just totally full of shit. His next claim would have been that he turned Simpson down when she asked him on a date.
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Post by: bmacsys on December 01, 2006, 01:26:09 PM
I come to Getbig for laughs.

Yes, we laugh at morons like you. ::)
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Post by: Man of Steel on December 01, 2006, 02:46:29 PM
jessica simpson is the hottest female perfection on the earth, i cant wait till this thing comes out, id smother a million baby kittens for the chance to f**k her.

AHAHAHAHAH!!!   
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 01, 2006, 03:22:10 PM
I would take Heather Locklear or Carmen Electra instead; they're not bimbos like Jessica or Pam Anderson.
pumpster your missing the whole point...we're not talking about who you would want to settle down for life with and raise a family and all that gay shit, but rather whos ass you would rather fuck the shit out of until you could not go anymore- and in sheer hotness heather locklear doesnt hold a candle to jessica simpson.
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Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 04:06:22 PM
pumpster your missing the whole point...we're not talking about who you would want to settle down for life with and raise a family and all that gay shit, but rather whos ass you would rather f**k the shit out of until you could not go anymore- and in sheer hotness heather locklear doesnt hold a candle to jessica simpson.

No Johnny boy, i'm talking about a long weekend in Amsterdam. If the bitch is dumb, it makes a difference, in and out of the sack. Maybe you're a himbo and can't tell the difference.  ;D
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Post by: Livewire on December 01, 2006, 04:54:35 PM
what do you guys think about tara reid?

fun to fuck, never marry. you can't make a ho a housewife.
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Post by: Bigger Business on December 01, 2006, 05:13:08 PM

You must be slow. Tell me then, who is the hottest woman on the planet? As Jessica is mentioned every time that statement is made.

lol "The hottest woman on the planet"? Dude I can walk down the street for 5 minutes and see 10 chicks hotter smarter and sexier than that thing.
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Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 05:14:08 PM
lol "The hottest woman on the planet"? Dude I can walk down the street for 5 minutes and see 10 chicks hotter smarter and sexier than that thing.

What street do you live on ??? Rodeo Drive?
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Post by: Bigger Business on December 01, 2006, 05:16:45 PM
What street do you live on ??? Rodeo Drive?

ummm you guys must seriously live in a fantasy land. its like the women that saw brad pitts cock and couldnt believe it wasnt 12" long with fireworks spraying out of it

theyre just people....people
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Post by: danielson on December 01, 2006, 05:18:47 PM
ummm you guys must seriously live in a fantasy land. its like the women that saw brad pitts cock and couldnt believe it wasnt 12" long with fireworks spraying out of it

theyre just people....people

I know celebrities dude. I don't get starstruck at all, but she is hot.
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Post by: Diesel1 on December 01, 2006, 05:25:44 PM
lol "The hottest woman on the planet"? Dude I can walk down the street for 5 minutes and see 10 chicks hotter smarter and sexier than that thing.

ummm you guys must seriously live in a fantasy land. its like the women that saw brad pitts cock and couldnt believe it wasnt 12" long with fireworks spraying out of it

theyre just people....people

lmao ;D thanks for bringing us back down to earth and reality. Good ol' bb, what would we do without you?  :)

ps, I never said that she was the 'hottest thing on the planet'
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Post by: Bigger Business on December 01, 2006, 05:39:20 PM
lmao ;D thanks for bringing us back down to earth and reality. Good ol' bb, what would we do without you?  :)

ps, I never said that she was the 'hottest thing on the planet'

Youre welcome team...I'm away for a few hours and this place turns upside down with daydreams and shanigans

ps It wa body88 that mentioned it...he did however paraphrase :)
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Post by: body88 on December 01, 2006, 05:55:19 PM
 :)

Quote from: Diesel1 on Today at 09:04:49 AM
Agreed, but that's the same with almost any celeb. Just go to any town centre on a saturday and you'll see loads of everyday girls way more prettier than Jessica Simpson and Co


Body88
I think people tend to forget celebs are just normal, attractive humans who become inhuman with the fame. I think Brittney spears is a great example of that. Very average looking. While I think Jessica is mid 9's at the lowest. Spears is good looking do not get me wrong. But out of all of em she is the most "normal " looking
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Post by: bmacsys on December 01, 2006, 06:00:00 PM
lol "The hottest woman on the planet"? Dude I can walk down the street for 5 minutes and see 10 chicks hotter smarter and sexier than that thing.

Don't you live in that thriving metropolis called Australia? Population of a few million in a huge land-mass?? Please don't try and compare the amount of babes in your backwater home to the USA. ;)
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Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 06:00:30 PM

Spears is good looking do not get me wrong. But out of all of em she is the most "normal " looking
Spears is only a girl next door compared to Jessica. Compared to Christine Aguilera or Ashley Simpson, Britney looks better. I have to admit i didn't realize she looked quite that ordinary until seeing her without makeup.

As far as finding the same calibre walking down the street, even if true (debatable) we're discussing celebutards. ;)
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Post by: Bigger Business on December 01, 2006, 06:01:53 PM
Don't you live in that thriving metropolis called Australia? Population of a few million in a huge land-mass?? Please don't try and compare the amount of babes in your backwater home to the USA. ;)

australian pwns amreekan women

at least ive been the us ;)
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Post by: pumpster on December 01, 2006, 06:02:41 PM
australian pwns amreekan women

at least ive been the us ;)

Are the Aussie women red-neck hosers like the guys?  ;D
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Post by: Bigger Business on December 01, 2006, 06:04:18 PM
:)

Quote from: Diesel1 on Today at 09:04:49 AM
Agreed, but that's the same with almost any celeb. Just go to any town centre on a saturday and you'll see loads of everyday girls way more prettier than Jessica Simpson and Co


Body88
I think people tend to forget celebs are just normal, attractive humans who become inhuman with the fame. I think Brittney spears is a great example of that. Very average looking. While I think Jessica is mid 9's at the lowest. Spears is good looking do not get me wrong. But out of all of em she is the most "normal " looking


only read the first 3 posts

7 pages man i aint touchin that...

im taken A D D to teh m@xxtreme!
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on December 02, 2006, 12:37:37 AM
Spears is only a girl next door compared to Jessica. Compared to Christine Aguilera or Ashley Simpson, Britney looks better. I have to admit i didn't realize she looked quite that ordinary until seeing her without makeup.

As far as finding the same calibre walking down the street, even if true (debatable) we're discussing celebutards. ;)
i would say christina aguilera is the best of pack...her face is amazing
Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
Post by: bigkubby on December 02, 2006, 03:12:33 AM
i would not mind exchanging fuck faces with jessica simpson.i would eat the corn out of her shit.shes one hot sleeze
Title: MOVED: Is this guy sexy? sticky this you bitches.
Post by: danielson on December 11, 2007, 05:12:58 PM
This topic has been moved to V Board - Be Owned or Be Stoned (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?board=41).

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=188654.0