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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Squadfather on December 02, 2006, 07:45:48 AM
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So I went down to Florida for vacation....had a great time in Disneyworld...
Went to my parent's house for thanksgiving dinner. My stepmother wanted me to move a landscaping rock for her that they had delivered a week before. The rock weighed 590 pounds according to the reciept from the place they bought it from. Not only did I manage to lift this rock off the ground, i was able to carry it about 30 feet from the curb where it was dropped off to the garden next to the driveway.
No belt, no lifting straps, no chalk.
590 pound stone....an 800 lb deadlift can't be that far away.
suck on that haters 8)
hahahahahahaha, this guy is the strongest man who ever lived by far if he did this.
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hahahahahahaha, this guy is the strongest man who ever lived by far if he did this.
I dont even like you, but i'll call major bs on this.
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omfg! does the cumdrainer ever stop puking bs ::)
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I dont even like you, but i'll call major bs on this.
hahahaha, you should see his picture.
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hahahaha, you should see his picture.
He has a pic?
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He has a pic?
it's somewhere, he's got four chins, no muscle, prison tattoos, narrow as a coat hanger.
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haha a 590 pound rock? ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
strongmen can just about carry stones weighing that much. ::)
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it's somewhere, he's got four chins, no muscle, prison tattoos, narrow as a coat hanger.
Tell me you have a link, I'd love to see the self ownage.
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haha a 590 pound rock? ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
strongmen can just about carry stones weighing that much. ::)
not even close, the stone that they carry for distance is like 440lbs. and they don't even lift it off the ground they just take it from a platform and walk with it.
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Any shred of believability was left behind when there was no mention of rolling it.
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heres the worlds strongest carnie!
as the great sars would say........more chins then a chinese phone book ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=106924.0;attach=118794;image)
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heres the worlds strongest carnie!
as the great sars would say........more chins then a chinese phone book ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=106924.0;attach=118794;image)
hahahahahahahaha, look at this clown, if you laid his head on his shoulders width wise they would be the exact same width, brutal narrowness.
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hahaha everytime i see that pic. i think of Pat from SNL ;D
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heres the worlds strongest carnie!
as the great sars would say........more chins then a chinese phone book ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=106924.0;attach=118794;image)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!
That guy is the biggest homo on getbig
I remember when he was calling out Bob Chick
Brutal Sherminator look a like
(http://www.chud.com/graphics15/sherminator.jpg)
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That is the pose he gives when he finishes sucking cock. Like..."Obviously I'm the best queer around, tell me that wasn't the shit." Then he gets slapped to the ground and drowned in blackman semen.
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not even close, the stone that they carry for distance is like 440lbs. and they don't even lift it off the ground they just take it from a platform and walk with it.
Is it really 440? I thought the stones started at like 2 something and went up to 3's? Either way, those guys are very impressive to say the least.
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Is it really 440? I thought the stones started at like 2 something and went up to 3's? Either way, those guys are very impressive to say the least.
those are the Atlas Stones you're thinking of, the stone that they carry lately is called the Africa stone and they take it from a platform and just walk with it on a measured course.
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hahahahahahaha, this guy is the strongest man who ever lived by far if he did this.
hahahahaha, what's next, is he going to uproot an Oak tree for her and transplant it?
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heres the worlds strongest carnie!
as the great sars would say........more chins then a chinese phone book ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=106924.0;attach=118794;image)
after seeing his picture I totally believe him.
as everyone knows, in power lifting the fatter you are the better you. This guys have enough fat to be that strong
what you guys are forgetting is that chin fat has special powers. It has be known to double the amount of weight you can push.
and clearly he is the father of all chin fat. Chin fat is his secret weapon.
also the excessive ugly tattoos gives him deep inner strength...he is totally hardcore ::)
his chin fat has carried him into the high brackets of human strength...power lifters need to learn a thing or two from him
forget Bee Pollen..the new thing is Chin Fat Power.. CFP baby
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after seeing his pictuer I totally believe him.
as everyone knows, in power lifting the fatter you are the better you. This guys have enough fat to be that strong
what you guys are forgetting is that chin fat has special powers. It has be known to double the amount of weight you can push.
and clearly he is the father of all chin fat. Chin fat is his secret weapon.
also the excessive ugly tattoos gives him deep inner strength...he is totally hardcore ::)
According to Kegdrainer, those tattoos have won shows. ::)
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those are the Atlas Stones you're thinking of, the stone that they carry lately is called the Africa stone and they take it from a platform and just walk with it on a measured course.
Oh, i see. The concrete looking mis shaped block? 440, That's awesome!
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So when did he got out of prison ???
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So did his mom pay for the rock by the pound?
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So did his mom pay for the rock by the pound?
no, his mom got pounded as payment for the rock
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Dig the employee of the month certification over his right shoulder. Like Hank Hill. Someone pointed that out yesterday, but it's worth another look.
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hahaha everytime i see that pic. i think of Pat from SNL ;D
the resemblance is uncanny!!!!
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no, his mom got pounded as payment for the rock
Oh, then the receipt was misprinted then.
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Dig the employee of the month certification over his right shoulder. Like Hank Hill. Someone pointed that out yesterday, but it's worth another look.
yeah that was pointed out like a yr ago.........the guy has the best stories.
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here's one of my favs ;D
Kegdrainer
Getbig III
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Cookin M.C.'s like a pound of bacon.
Re: Croatch Monster calve implants
« Reply #92 on: November 13, 2006, 12:53:10 PM » Quote
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So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend. I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Kegdrainer on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the f**k do you want? So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute. Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac with Jersey plates. I ask the guy what the f**k he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know John DiLauro.
I tell him to go f**k himself and that he's got three seconds to get the f**k of my porch. Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me. Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out. After that his buddy was getting out of the car. I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave. He didn't take my advice. He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs. At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive. I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of new jersey so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car. They left in a hurry.
Next time show up in person instead of sending your little friends you bald pussy
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What a cock.
8)
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here's one of my favs ;D
This kid has quiet the vivid imagination. He should be writing a book. That's classic. What a movie ;D ;D
Kegdrainer
Getbig III
Posts: 544
Cookin M.C.'s like a pound of bacon.
Re: Croatch Monster calve implants
« Reply #92 on: November 13, 2006, 12:53:10 PM » Quote
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So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend. I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Kegdrainer on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the f**k do you want? So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute. Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac with Jersey plates. I ask the guy what the f**k he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know John DiLauro.
I tell him to go f**k himself and that he's got three seconds to get the f**k of my porch. Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me. Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out. After that his buddy was getting out of the car. I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave. He didn't take my advice. He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs. At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive. I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of new jersey so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car. They left in a hurry.
Next time show up in person instead of sending your little friends you bald pussy
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hahahahahahahahahah, that is a pretty funny story actually.
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hahahahahahahahahah, that is a pretty funny story actually.
hahaha! yes!
this is the guy "getitonny" who supposedly sent the goons to his door.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=105466.0;attach=117892;image)
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Maybe it was one of those hallowed out plastic rocks............you know the kind you store stuff in...........
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Maybe it was one of those hallowed out plastic rocks............you know the kind you store stuff in...........
are you suggesting that "kegdrainer" graduated magna cum loudly at Cocksucking University, Gordy?