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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: xxxLinda on December 02, 2006, 04:53:59 PM
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But I can't tell them.
xL
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ok did ya hear the one about the upside down dyed blonde girl? Her breath smelt funny.
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what's brown & sticky?
a stick.
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whats the plural of mice?
Mece! ;D
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Was at this party last week and chatting up with a buddy when this attention whore gallops on the counter top and farts, she farted, haha.
Did that make you laugh?
I guess you had to have been there.
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ok did ya hear the one about the upside down dyed blonde girl? Her breath smelt funny.
told you I can't tell jokes...
It goes like this: It's an upside down blonde. She was a brunette with funny breath.
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There's an hilarious photograph today on the front of the sports section in the Sunday Times. I can't scan it and I can't find it on their webpage so I'll describe it.
It's that Austrailian pitcher, Shane Warne after he's just caught someone out and the massive crowd behind. There's a woman holding up a sheet painted in red with
SHANE I THINK I'M PREGNANT.
It's belly shakingly funny.
xL
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Was at this party last week and chatting up with a buddy when this attention whore gallops on the counter top and farts, she farted, haha.
Did that make you laugh?
I guess you had to have been there.
I so hope you laughed?
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deep breath out
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whats the plural of mice?
Mece! ;D
ok I just got it. Mice is plural. Takes me ages.
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ok I just got it. Mice is plural. Takes me ages.
lol...my buddy told me that once at the start of an 8 hr trip....we had been smoking hash..anyhow...for 8ish hours once in a blue moon one of would yell "mece"! in high pitched voice..and then we'd laugh for hours... :D
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lol...my buddy told me that once at the start of an 8 hr trip....we had been smoking hash..anyhow...for 8ish hours once in a blue moon one of would yell "mece"! in high pitched voice..and then we'd laugh for hours... :D
but Toxi, that's a you had to be there joke.
I need to hear a great joke, I'm sure there's one about missiles being told at all the best places, right now...
Did you hear the one about the Irish Grand Prix (but I cannot tell jokes very well at all for some reason) It was about 5 tractors in a field.
xL
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I heard another one about being in the semi-division, (the semi's in American lingo) but I can't remember the first line or the punch line.
I think it was something like: who's playing?
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There's an hilarious photograph today on the front of the sports section in the Sunday Times. I can't scan it and I can't find it on their webpage so I'll describe it.
It's that Austrailian pitcher, Shane Warne after he's just caught someone out and the massive crowd behind. There's a woman holding up a sheet painted in red with
SHANE I THINK I'M PREGNANT.
It's belly shakingly funny.
xL
I told this on Monday to my next door neighbour, who plays digeridoo with Rolf Harris. He told me that at Glastonbury 2 years ago when he was on stage, a woman did the same thing to Rolf!
Which is not as funny as he's a happily married man and not a dirty stop out, like that mad cricketeer. I don't suppose you know who Rolf Harris is either.
But it goes to prove that I just found an old joke.
xL
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;D
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I so hope you laughed?
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Yeah, we laughed ;D He started to cry he was laughing so hard once we made it on the porch
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lol. ;D
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oh yes thankyou. please post the funny pix instead of attempting to quote jokes. i cannot send them, I do not know how to do it yet (i've tried so many times & I get amazing ones on my email. I'll try again or ask my next door neighbour.
We should just do pix. It's more lol.
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ps: {modification} Thanks so much, flower.
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fantastic. wonderful. thankyou!
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I received a great joke today on my cell phone, txt.
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years, wife turns on the light & finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic. You impotent bastard, how could you lie to me all these years? Husband looks her straight in the eye and calmly says: I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids...