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Title: I normally don't toot my own horn....
Post by: Cap on December 04, 2006, 04:27:25 PM
but I will now.  I was in a store shopping with my gf and a girl who worked there saw me standing alone and was staring at me smiling and walked into a customer.  Every time this girl saw me she lost focus and bumped into someone and got really embarrassed.  I thought it was funny.  Does anyone have some similar stories that we all can get a kick out of?
Title: Re: I normally don't toot my own horn....
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 04, 2006, 04:41:46 PM
Quote from: cap86 on December 04, 2006, 04:27:25 PM
but I will now.  I was in a store shopping with my gf and a girl who worked there saw me standing alone and was staring at me smiling and walked into a customer.  Every time this girl saw me she lost focus and bumped into someone and got really embarrassed.  I thought it was funny.  Does anyone have some similar stories that we all can get a kick out of?

Maybe it was your fanny pack?  ;D
Title: Re: I normally don't toot my own horn....
Post by: OzmO on December 04, 2006, 04:43:01 PM
Quote from: cap86 on December 04, 2006, 04:27:25 PM
but I will now.  I was in a store shopping with my gf and a girl who worked there saw me standing alone and was staring at me smiling and walked into a customer.  Every time this girl saw me she lost focus and bumped into someone and got really embarrassed.  I thought it was funny.  Does anyone have some similar stories that we all can get a kick out of?

Be honest, this happened when you were in Walmart the other day and the Girl working their was in her late 70's and she dropped her green card and was looking for it.
Title: Re: I normally don't toot my own horn....
Post by: OzmO on December 04, 2006, 04:51:55 PM
Quote from: cap86 on December 04, 2006, 04:45:06 PM
You found me out.  It was either that or her contact lens. ;D.  No this happened at some purse store, Coach.  But keep the funny posts coming, I knew I'd get at least a handful.

 ;)
Title: Re: I normally don't toot my own horn....
Post by: Fury on December 04, 2006, 04:53:17 PM
Cap86 pm'ed me about this earlier today and included a pic he took on his cell phone. Apparently this is something to be proud of. To each their own I guess.  ???

(http://www.battlehype.com/content/ugly/ugly%20woman/36.jpg)
Title: Re: I normally don't toot my own horn....
Post by: Cap on December 04, 2006, 04:54:02 PM
Quote from: BerzerkFury on December 04, 2006, 04:53:17 PM
Cap86 pm'ed me about this earlier today and included a pic he took on his cell phone. Apparently this is something to be proud of.

(http://www.battlehype.com/content/ugly/ugly%20woman/36.jpg)
Lol.  Hey!!! you photoshopped out the red lipstick and the green from her teeth.  No fair.
Title: Re: I normally don't toot my own horn....
Post by: bigbalddaddy on December 04, 2006, 05:11:23 PM
Maybe you had a buggar hanging out of your nose and she couldn't resist!!! ;D
Title: Re: I normally don't toot my own horn....
Post by: Always Sore on December 04, 2006, 05:11:38 PM
Come clean it was a dude and your "girlfriend" is a beard... ;D
Title: Re: I normally don't toot my own horn....
Post by: bigbalddaddy on December 04, 2006, 05:18:28 PM
Quote from: cap86 on December 04, 2006, 05:14:37 PM
Don't think it was the booger.  I think it was a raging hard boner, but I'll just blame it on the pleets.  It's just an optical illusion.

LOL!!! ahahahahaha!!!  You just reminded me of being in hi-shcool (don't ask how long ago!) and the bell ringing at the end of class and having a raging boner with my shirt tucked in!  LOL!!! OMG...monster thinking of puzzy instead of class...ahahahaha!!!  Good one... ;D