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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Stark on December 05, 2006, 06:08:15 PM
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Hey baby same situtation since yesterday, me the nightshift in the morgue and lot of horny thoughs...
Wanna help me out and post some decent pictures of your?
Please?
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what hes trying to say is, please post some ankle-grabbing, thong wearing shots and in addition soem bent over cheeck-spreading asshole shots please
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Seriously no young/decent looking girls have had a car accident or drug overdose?
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Seriously no young/decent looking girls have had a car accident or drug overdose?
Wrong there darling! seen a few up close and personal.
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Seriously no young/decent looking girls have had a car accident or drug overdose?
plenty... I just try to stay away from the honeys.
You in the area?
I could leave a hot looking brunet on ice and you can hope over, don't worry she will not tell ;)
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Hey baby same situtation since yesterday, me the nightshift in the morgue and lot of horny thoughs...
Wanna help me out and post some decent pictures of your?
Please?
Sorry Love ain't gonna happen.
Been to much of a Bitch on here to let only a few trusted few to know who I am.
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what hes trying to say is, please post some ankle-grabbing, thong wearing shots and in addition soem bent over cheeck-spreading asshole shots please
All out of luck with the ladies huh? :D
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plenty... I just try to stay away from the honeys.
You in the area?
I could leave a hot looking brunet on ice and you can hope over, don't worry she will not tell ;)
Yuk that is gross ---- funny but gross!!!!
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Sorry Love ain't gonna happen.
Been to much of a Bitch on here to let only a few trusted few to know who I am.
Black out the face :D I'm interested in other bodyparts if you get the idea ;)
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Not to be gross (im being totally serious here)
could you find a decent looking young female corpse to bang?
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Not to be gross (im being totally serious here)
could you find a decent looking young female corpse to bang?
Don tell me that people really do that type of shit ---- do they???
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Not to be gross (im being totally serious here)
could you find a decent looking young female corpse to bang?
Sure , do you want her
Blond
Brunet
Black
White
Black
Hispanic
Asian
Shaved
Brazilian
Landingstrip
Heavy
Small
Midium
Dead for
1 hour
2 hours
3 hours
or older? (up to 13 hours possible, I'm afraid I cannot hide them longer than that in my Locker, since they start to smell rather funky)
I can make it happen braaaa
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Don tell me that people really do that type of shit ---- do they???
It's called necrophilia and it's extremely common....
Read what I think about this fascinating subject here: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=110620.0
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Sure , do you want her
Blond
Brunet
Black
White
Caucasion
Black
Hispanic
Asian
Shaved
Brazilian
Landingstrip
Heavy
Small
Midium
Dead for
1 hour
2 hours
3 hours
or older? (up to 13 hours possible, I'm afraid I cannot hide them longer than that in my Locker, since they start to smell rather funky)
I can make it happen braaaa
No really I am interested in the way the human brain works --- who in the right mind would even contemplate f&*king a dead person. Have you? Do you know someone that has?
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Sure , do you want her
Blond ......................yes please
Brunet
Black
White ..................yes
Black
Hispanic
Asian
Shaved ........................ .cool
Brazilian
Landingstrip
Heavy
Small .....................this works
Midium
Dead for
1 hour ..................still warm please
2 hours
3 hours
or older? (up to 13 hours possible, I'm afraid I cannot hide them longer than that in my Locker, since they start to smell rather funky)
I can make it happen braaaa
you can't tell me you haven't thought about this/or actually done it
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Let’s assume you do the nightshift in the local morgue, you go on your daily rounds and you are bored to tears.
But than this certain tray with a corps on it catches your eye, it's a woman (you can see this by her hand sticking out under the white cloth) you feel the hand and she is defiantly not warm anymore
By glance at her shipping sheet you discover she was only 21 years old when she got hit by that bus….so she is has to be quit young.
Right than you decide it is time to have a little peek... nothing major you just want to see if she is a full Brazilian or a landing strip kind of girl.
I mean you know it's not going to hurt her and you also know that nobody will ever know.
So you take a peek... and while doing so you discover that you get a hard on.
This will give you stuff to think about for weeks to come... Why did I get the hard on? Does that make me sicko? Is everything okay with me, should I tell my wife?
But after a while you forget about it, and boredom sets in once again.
A coupe of weeks later just on other nightshift you encounter the same situation, you pass a tray with a woman on it, this time it is a suicide and you get a hard on just by thinking about it.
Not the suicide, but the fact that you could again check her out and find out…….what kind of girl she was.
So you lift the cloth and you stare at her vagina.............
You take a good god damn long time to stare at her pussy …. And you think to yourself, maybe I should just check what a dead pussy feels like?
You look around (how stupid, what did you expect nobody ever comes down on night shift, they are all to busy filling out reports and playing poker) and all of a sudden you also notice that your lips are getting pretty dry (and you cannot blame the ventilation this time boy) you take another look and slowly take your index finger and touch her pussy lips.
It feels cold and dry and hairy, you look closer and you find out that she must have not shaven herself, but than you remember what doctor Shirinofsky told you…hair does not grow when you die, but the skin shrinks and there for reveals more hair (you learn some good shit while working in the morgue)
Anyways you decided this is enough for today and you head back up.
Later in bed you masturbate while dreaming of her… the cold beauty the beautiful corps.
This is only the first stage and I can only imagine that things get worse day by day, and I believe it’s only a matter of time until you give a corps a facial or teabag an old man just for the f**k of it, you know for the Kodak moment.
At some point you think it would be fun to give some chick a little head, something to tell the kids about.
One day however you find your perfect corps, and you decide it’s time for you… to join the club of dead lovers.
And you do it… you are not proud of yourself but it was also nothing as horrible as you though it would be, it was rather pleasant.
How worse can it get from here?
Maybe a little gangbang with some poor middle-aged woman in combination with a dead chicken?
Or do you think you can actually give a woman a little pleasure by giving her head?
Well but than the day of days arrives and they catch you, you just did not spot the cleverly hidden camera they installed on your day off.
You learn later that they had suspicion about you for a long time.
You also begin to understand that you became reckless, leaving sperm, don’t clean the cold ones up and so forth.
So they send you to prison, and they stick you in the same pool with all the perverts.
The cons find out soon what you are in for and let you feel what scum you really are.
You get transfer to another prison and some guy thought it would be a neat idea to give you a job in the prison morgue….
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you can't tell me you haven't thought about this/or actually done it
I have never thought about it to actually do it, but I am interested as I said why anyone would want to do it. And no I never, ever want to do it.
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Sorry Love ain't gonna happen.
Been to much of a Bitch on here to let only a few trusted few to know who I am.
no one is going to be able to tell who you are by your ass ::)
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:o
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:P
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No really I am interested in the way the human brain works --- who in the right mind would even contemplate f&*king a dead person. Have you? Do you know someone that has?
Sure honey, it's easy... with the right ammount of Vaseline and a little bit of determination EVERYthing is possible.
Things to look out for when fucking a corpse:
1) Skip the 4play time is preassues, so no head required
2) Don't complicate things, don't move a corpse if you don't have to.
3) Use Condoms STD is still a factor even if the partner playes dead ;D
4) Use the "backdoor" due to rigamortis it's nice and tight
5) Don't waste time to give a guy a reacharound... it doesn't work
6) Don't use tools
7) Say a little prayer for both of you when pulling out
8) A gentlemen always tells when hes cumming, a queen always appreciates when giving head
9) If a corpse says no SHE means no
10) Be gentle
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Sure honey, it's easy... with the right ammount of Vaseline and a little bit of determination EVERYthing is possible.
Things to look out for when fucking a corpse:
1) Skip the 4play time is preassues, so no head required
2) Don't complicate things, don't move a corpse if you don't have to.
3) Use Condoms STD is still a factor even if the partner playes dead ;D
4) Use the "backdoor" due to rigamortis it's nice and tight
5) Don't waste time to give a guy a reacharound... it doesn't work
6) Don't use tools
7) Say a little prayer for both of you when pulling out
8) A gentlemen always tells when hes cumming, a queen always appreciates when giving head
9) If a corpse says no SHE means no
10) Be gentle
OMG
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OMG
Yeah I know you would like that, I could tell you stories :dream:
Do youn think a woman can fuck a cold one? Like a real good looking man... like Chick for excample?
Do you think it is possible?
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:P
that would make a great 'OWNED' pic
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that would make a great 'OWNED' pic
ewwwww!!!!!
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ewwwww!!!!!
You still have not answerd my question... how would you do it?
Do you think you can give a stiff one a "stiffy" ?
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You still have not answerd my question... how would you do it?
Do you think you can give a stiff one a "stiffy" ?
I dont know I havent really thought about it, but no I dont think so if you desperately needed an answer. I would be too busy throwing up!
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I dont know I havent really thought about it, but no I dont think so if you desperately needed an answer. I would be too busy throwing up!
Girl be a little bit imaginative for Christ sake... you use a broomstick cut in half, use the sharp end to plug into the testicles of the cold one and of you go sugar
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Girl be a little bit imaginative for Christ sake... you use a broomstick cut in half, use the sharp end to plug into the testicles of the cold one and of you go sugar
That is really sick! How on earth would you ever think of that? Have you ever thought about producing a horror movie? What about SawIV they need some help with that I bet!
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That is really sick! How on earth would you ever think of that? Have you ever thought about producing a horror movie? What about SawIV they need some help with that I bet!
Nah I think they have it coverd, I don't want to blow my weekly sadistic torture evenings.
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Nah I think they have it coverd, I don't want to blow my weekly sadistic torture evenings.
Uha (she says stepping slowly backwards, careful not to make any sudden movements)
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Uha (she says stepping slowly backwards, careful not to make any sudden movements)
You know the best thing about necrophilia?
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You know the best thing about necrophilia?
What would that be?
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You don't have to bring any flowers... they are usually already there :)
Isn't that nice? It's convenient ;D
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You don't have to bring any flowers... they are usually already there :)
Isn't that nice? It's convenient ;D
Thats funny --- in a sick type of way!!
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Thats funny --- in a sick type of way!!
hahah I'm happy I turned you humor around...
Listen sugar...
If you ever feel the need to do a cold one, come to me first, I'll help you I know all the tricks of the "trade" so to speak, I have an unlimited supply here and you can choose.
Just don't go to these amateurs, they only get you infected, I do it nice and save and for you... even free.
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hahah I'm happy I turned you humor around...
Listen sugar...
If you ever feel the need you want to do a cold one, come to me first, I'll help you I know all the tricks of the "trade" so to speak, I have an unlimited supply here and you can choose.
Just don't go to these amateurs, they only get you infected, I do it nice and save and for you... even free.
Thanks stark but I like my men warm!! verging on Hot!!! but thanks for the offer I am sure you will find a "Nice" girl to partake in your little world
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Thanks stark but I like my men warm!! verging on Hot!!! but thanks for the offer I am sure you will find a "Nice" girl to partake in your little world
There are ways to heat them up, you don't want to know but there are ways....
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There are ways to heat them up, you don't want to know but there are ways....
Come on you have to tell me now --- you have roped me into your sickness!!
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Come on you have to tell me now --- you have roped me into your sickness!!
You know what happens before you can give a cold one back to the family for funeral?
You need to complely take all the fluids away, this is done via large tubes.
You can use the same tubes to flush water into a corps... so warm water... you just have to be carefull some of them burst and you have to clean all that shit up + You need to explain this accident to your shiftboss.
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You know what happens before you can give a cold one back to the family for funeral?
You need to complely take all the fluids away, this is done via large tubes.
You can use the same tubes to flush water into a corps... so warm water... you just have to be carefull some of them burst and you have to clean all that shit up + You need to explain this accident to your shiftboss.
So stark do you actually work in a morgue?
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So stark do you actually work in a morgue?
well what do you think sugar lips?
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well what do you think sugar lips?
Oh thats nice --- I like that name
I think I will call you -------------------------------- Honey bunny
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Oh thats nice --- I like that name
I think I will call you -------------------------------- Honey bunny
What do you do for a lifing Sugar lips?
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What do you do for a lifing Sugar lips?
Well Hunny Bunny I am a personal trainer and I compete in figure competitions
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Well Hunny Bunny I am a personal trainer and I compete in figure competitions
Tell me 10 things you find attractive in a guy...
Sugar lips
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Tell me 10 things you find attractive in a guy...
Sugar lips
1) Humour
2) Eyes
3) Hands
4) Lips
5) Shoulders
6) Voice
7) Smile
8) The ability to love
9) And be loved
10) Kindness
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1) Humour
2) Eyes
3) Hands
4) Lips
5) Shoulders
6) Voice
7) Smile
8) The ability to love
9) And be loved
10) Kindness
Forbidden we are talking about men here sugar
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Forbidden we are talking about men here sugar
Yes ok I will redo: Must Like
1) Sex
2) Sex
3) Boobs
4) Vaginas
5) Lips
6) Butts
7) Legs (wrapped around them)
8) Their penis sucked
9) Licking pussy
10) Me doing them
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Yes ok I will redo: Must Like
1) Sex
2) Sex
3) Boobs
4) Vaginas
5) Lips
6) Butts
7) Legs (wrapped around them)
8) Their penis sucked
9) Licking pussy
10) Me doing them
;D that sound more like the ignorant, brutal, assholes we males are known for :D :D
Have you ever thought to become lesbian? I mean I'm sure you must have had a fight with your boyfriend once about having sex or not having sex, and you must have thought to yourself once or twice in your life.... I know a woman would have understood?
Am a little close?