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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Squadfather on December 15, 2006, 06:48:31 AM
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i'm known as the funny, sarcastic gym bully who makes fun of skinny guys, weak guys, old people, dorks who think they're strong, guys who wear tank tops and cut off shirts with no muscles, hahaha, what is your persona?
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bothers me having to stop my workouts to sign autographs.
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bothers me having to stop my workouts to sign autographs.
right before the cops slap the cuffs on you for having sex with a twelve year old, hahahaha.
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bothers me having to stop my workouts to sign autographs.
And just when you thought all those pictures on myasswassplitwideopenbym usclebearcock.com were deleted...
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bothers me having to stop my workouts to sign autographs.
translation........I hate that i have to stop sucking my boyfriends dick to sign someone up!
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right before the cops slap the cuffs on you for having sex with a twelve year old, hahahaha.
LOL
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Im the guy that everyone sees and says .."If i could look like anyone here it would be him..."
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Crazy (used to have long ass hair), prankster/joker, future BBer (I practice posing in the mirrors), weakling (I go for reps and form not weight), stoner, the guy that lives at the gym (I am typically there from 5am-4pm).
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Im the guy that everyone sees and says .."If i could look like anyone here it would be him..."
i guess the ladies at curves are really dedicated to being skinny.
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I'm the guy who keeps to myself, but occasionally goes and talks to a few select friends for a few minutes in between sets. When guys come up to me for training advice, I gladly give it to them. Just as some guys did for me when I was new to the iron.
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I'm the guy who keeps to myself, but occasionally goes and talks to a few select friends for a few minutes in between sets. When guys come up to me for training advice, I gladly give it to them. Just as some guys did for me when I was new to the iron.
You sound like a SUPER nice guy! ;D
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I'm the guy who farts as loud as humanly possible while training legs. Or any other body part.
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And just when you thought all those pictures on myasswassplitwideopenbym usclebearcock.com were deleted...
They were photoshopped I tell ya,they were photoshopped! I claim innocence!
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i'm known as the funny, sarcastic gym bully who makes fun of skinny guys, weak guys, old people, dorks who think they're strong, guys who wear tank tops and cut off shirts with no muscles, hahaha, what is your persona?
Im know as the guy that bitch slaps girls like you.
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right before the cops slap the cuffs on you for having sex with a twelve year old, hahahaha.
8)
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Im know as the guy that bitch slaps girls like you.
I've found that guys that say that have actually never been in fight in their lifes, when a fight is about to happen they usually end up apologizing and coming across as a lil bitch. at least thats what i've noticed as a trend.
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I've found that guys that say that have actually never been in fight in their lifes, when a fight is about to happen they usually end up apologizing and coming across as a lil bitch. at least thats what i've noticed as a trend.
[/quote]you would know slim ;)
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Im know as the guy that bitch slaps girls like you.
translation=you're the guy who is 194 pounds at 32 percent bodyfat with 14 inch arms and a 42 inch waist with a tribal tattoo on your massive bicep with a skin tight Under Armor shirt on who i make fun of relentlessly.
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my gym persona is all business, hostile, no you cant work with me in between sets. i go and do my thing then leave.
>:(
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my gym persona is all business, hostile, no you cant work with me in between sets. i go and do my thing then leave.
>:(
people must be so intimidated of you. ::)
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translation=you're the guy who is 194 pounds at 32 percent bodyfat with 14 inch arms and a 42 inch waist with a tribal tattoo on your massive bicep with a skin tight Under Armor shirt on who i make fun of relentlessly.
You just discribed your self to a T, except I would have mentioned the term "skinny fat syndrome" in your quote.
Truth of it is Sarcasm youre so delusional youve never been in a gym in your life- unless it was the time you were trolling for muscle bears.
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people must be so intimidated of you. ::)
no idea. i dont pay attention to people in the gym. im there for me.
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I am the same in the gym as I am at work or at home. What's the difference?
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I've found that guys that say that have actually never been in fight in their lifes, when a fight is about to happen they usually end up apologizing and coming across as a lil bitch. at least thats what i've noticed as a trend.
you would know slim ;)
Suck in that gut fat ass!
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Fat rugby player with a hatred of swiss balls!!! :)
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i'm known as the funny, sarcastic gym bully who makes fun of skinny guys, weak guys, old people, dorks who think they're strong, guys who wear tank tops and cut off shirts with no muscles, hahaha, what is your persona?
What happened to Sarcasm?
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What happened to Sarcasm?
Mindspin got angry when i called him a liar when he said he could incline a pair of 150 pound db's and he had Ron change my password.
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What happened to Sarcasm?
Can't use sarcasm here, too many people here that this place is their entire life. I think some folks here will spend all christmas day here. how sad eh?
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i dont think it's possible to spend time making fun of people without it negatively affecting your own training. maybe thats why sarcasm is so small?
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i dont think it's possible to spend time making fun of people without it negatively affecting your own training. maybe thats why sarcasm is so small?
and you never make fun of people, right "bluto"? ::)
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and you never make fun of people, right "bluto"? ::)
not at the gym, i think it's good that fat people, old people etc go there. and without their memberships there would be no gym.
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no idea. i dont pay attention to people in the gym. im there for me.
Hard to believe he'd be so anti-social since he's so charming here. Creepy, getbig's Jeffrey Dahmer with 14" arms & a headband.
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What happened to Sarcasm?
Owned!
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I'm the guy everybody looks up to and dare not mess around with but I am friendly.
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Hard to believe he'd be so anti-social since he's so charming here. Creepy, getbig's Jeffrey Dahmer with 14" arms & a headband.
well i guess im not part of the group that you belong to, a bunch of 16 year olds camping around the bench press and flexing in the mirror finish off with bicep curls ::)
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I'm the guy everybody looks up to and dare not mess around with but I am friendly.
me too alexxx. I also throw in some brooding and tough guyness to keep tools from asking to work in with me. It works ;D
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one of my favorite things to do is mess with the minds of a pre contest guy when he's losing a lot of size, i'll say, "damn man you're getting so skinny, are you sure you're not losing too much size", hahahaha.
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me too alexxx. I also throw in some brooding and tough guyness to keep tools from asking to work in with me. It works ;D
lol i do the same shit you see em comming 3 tools at once eyeing your shit.....
with there caps sideways gloves straps a weight belt that 2 sizes to big.....
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I go into the gym put on my headphones do what I gotta do and leave...I don't talk much to people unless I'm walking in and out. I dont' see the point, I'm not there to be friends with them, I'm not really there to hang out, I could care less what they do. I've helped a couple of people out with things when they ask but otherwise I just workout and leave.
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I go into the gym put on my headphones do what I gotta do and leave...I don't talk much to people unless I'm walking in and out. I dont' see the point, I'm not there to be friends with them, I'm not really there to hang out, I could care less what they do. I've helped a couple of people out with things when they ask but otherwise I just workout and leave.
you sound extremely hardcore.
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you sound extremely hardcore.
not really...I'm not trying to be hardcore, it's just what I do. I used to BS alot in gyms when i was younger and now it doesn't really interest me. I work out at lunch so I have to be in and out in an hour....maybe that has soemthing to do with it. I also feel that at my age I have a limited window of opportunity with what I can accomplish BB wise in my life. I do want to do a natural show soon, maybe the end of next year so I try to get all I can out of the time I put in. I fucked around alot when i wrestled in HS and never got where I thought I could have been so I feel I blew a chance...I've had alot of f'd up things screw up my BB "career' so far so I feel like I have to cash in soon.
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From all the anger on this board I would think that most getbiggers are the brooding angry ones that keep to themselves. Too many years in the gym. We have seen one too many brain dead front desk morons, janitors that mop around you when your benching, baggy t-shirt wearing fat girls that do 100 reps on the machine your waiting for etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.....
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I'm the guy who keeps to myself, but occasionally goes and talks to a few select friends for a few minutes in between sets. When guys come up to me for training advice, I gladly give it to them. Just as some guys did for me when I was new to the iron.
Me too!
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From all the anger on this board I would think that most getbiggers are the brooding angry ones that keep to themselves. Too many years in the gym.
noooooooo not angry just territorial,they can have the abductor machines everything else is MINE
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one of my favorite things to do is mess with the minds of a pre contest guy when he's losing a lot of size, i'll say, "damn man you're getting so skinny, are you sure you're not losing too much size", hahahaha.
But see I doubt that works when you say it because the guy looks at you and realizes a 13 year old punk that weighs 127 soaking wet doesn't know shit about bodybuilding.
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But see I doubt that works when you say it because the guy looks at you and realizes a 13 year old punk that weighs 127 soaking wet doesn't know shit about bodybuilding.
hahahaha, ok "old rooster". ::)
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Old_Rooster is the older always tanned creepy guy that has no other life outside of the gym. Nothing else matters to him, the gym cost him his marriage and family etc...he has thousands of muscle magazines and eats food out of plastic containers, he always smells of tanning cream and protein farts - always dressed in gym atire...etc....
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Old_Rooster is the older always tanned creepy guy that has no other life outside of the gym. Nothing else matters to him, the gym cost him his marriage and family etc...he has thousands of muscle magazines and eats food out of plastic containers, he always smells of tanning cream and protein farts - always dressed in gym atire...etc....
hahahahaha, sounds like you have this little bitch nailed, board sherif.
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Old_Rooster is the older always tanned creepy guy that has no other life outside of the gym. Nothing else matters to him, the gym cost him his marriage and family etc...he has thousands of muscle magazines and eats food out of plastic containers, he always smells of tanning cream and protein farts - always dressed in gym atire...etc....
yea whats with the guys that are always the same shade of tan all year round. It is creepy, do they really think we are falling for it. And some say oh this is my natural color, or I tan easily, or I go to Florida a lot...yea right.
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hahahahaha, sounds like you have this little bitch nailed, board sherif.
he will respond with one of his lame stories about fucking his 23 year old girl freind Daughter..
Haa haa...
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he will respond with one of his lame stories about fucking his 23 year old girl freind Daughter..
Haa haa...
Go to the picture/members board. He replied to one of my posts that he is confident and not conceited. Check out the jabs he through me just because I told the dam truth about his stupid posts. Unreal.
PB
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Old_Rooster is the older always tanned creepy guy that has no other life outside of the gym. Nothing else matters to him, the gym cost him his marriage and family etc...he has thousands of muscle magazines and eats food out of plastic containers, he always smells of tanning cream and protein farts - always dressed in gym atire...etc....
Every gym has these guys and I find it so hilarious. It's like they live there. They read the paper between sets, wear their 80's gym clothing, never make any real gains (just stay the same).
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Every gym has these guys and I find it so hilarious. It's like they live there. They read the paper between sets, wear their 80's gym clothing, never make any real gains (just stay the same).
LOL!! I see guys reading the paper all the time at my gym!!
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Go to the picture/members board. He replied to one of my posts that he is confident and not conceited. Check out the jabs he through me just because I told the dam truth about his stupid posts. Unreal.
PB
Haa haa - yes I read all those posts...........funny stuff....he's maybe going senile already....
Posting a pic of his daughter and lying that he is her boyfriend is mental and sickening...
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LOL!! I see guys reading the paper all the time at my gym!!
with their 5 mins rest between each set....haa haa
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Suck in that gut fat ass!
I cam loose my gut, but you can't do a damn thing about those things you call legs!......... hahahahahaha! another 160lb nerd with ''abs" ::)
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I cam loose my gut, but you can't do a damn thing about those things you call legs!......... hahahahahaha! another 160lb nerd with ''abs" ::)
hahahahaha, but Superstar, "old rooster" claims to have squatted 550, are you saying he's lying?
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hahahahaha, but Superstar, "old rooster" claims to have squatted 550, are you saying he's lying?
yes! and he's a skinny nerd!....but he does suck a mean dick though!
seriously 550LBs! are you serious?
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What is your gym persona??
I don't go to a gym.
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Every gym has these guys and I find it so hilarious. It's like they live there. They read the paper between sets, wear their 80's gym clothing, never make any real gains (just stay the same).
There's some overlap with the saggy coots lurking around the showers. :-\ Old cock probably spends hours between the sauna & shower areas.
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But see I doubt that works when you say it because the guy looks at you and realizes a 13 year old punk that weighs 127 soaking wet doesn't know shit about bodybuilding.
Yeah you tell him! Also tell him how best to get into bed with a 12 year old girl as at least if he was 13 he would be close enough in age to not make it a crime scumbag.
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I don't go to a gym.
dont lie yes you do you go everyday..
someones got to clean the bathrooms ;D
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I'm known for my intensity. People most likely think I'm either a nutjob or a show off. I don't know what they say about me, but I know they're talking.
I'm very friendly though. I have good friends there and I don't look down on anyone. I'm always willing to help people out and give them advice. I actually enjoy helping others and it shows.
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dont lie yes you do you go everyday..
someones got to clean the bathrooms ;D
That's what Mexicans are for.
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I'am the guy that when you smell something that died, you will see me close by.
I'am the guy that walks away from the machine and goes "that was my last set" no matter who askes me if they want to work in.
I'am the guy that insulted that skinny dude squating 450 for 4 inches, and he challenged me to do the same and I dropped the weight and blew out my knees.
I'm the guy that everyone looks at and say's, "he only wears shorts all the time because of his ripped calves." And they are right.
I'am the dude that carries sanitizer everywhere and washes his hands after each set.
I'am the dude that spits his chew in the urinal when he's pissing. "I keep forgetting"
I'am the dude that drives 20 minutes to a gym that actually has some chicks.
I'am the dude that fly's a cessna to Golds Venice just to catch a pump with some serious bodybuilders, and goes to the omellate parlor (sic) to eat a breakfast just to jog to the promenade in santa monica and fly back to vegas again.
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I'am the guy that when you smell something that died, you will see me close by.
I'am the guy that walks away from the machine and goes "that was my last set" no matter who askes me if they want to work in.
I'am the guy that insulted that skinny dude squating 450 for 4 inches, and he challenged me to do the same and I dropped the weight and blew out my knees.
I'm the guy that everyone looks at and say's, "he only wears shorts all the time because of his ripped calves." And they are right.
I'am the dude that carries sanitizer everywhere and washes his hands after each set.
I'am the dude that spits his chew in the urinal when he's pissing. "I keep forgetting"
I'am the dude that drives 20 minutes to a gym that actually has some chicks.
I'am the dude that fly's a cessna to Golds Venice just to catch a pump with some serious bodybuilders, and goes to the omellate parlor (sic) to eat a breakfast just to jog to the promenade in santa monica and fly back to vegas again.
Other than your interesting use of apostrophes, you sound like a perfect training partner.
I'm the guy who spends 15 minutes checking out the girls in the gym getting my T-levels up before having to take a dump whereby I disappear into the toilet stall for 15 minutes and check my Fantasy Football team stats, whereby I emerge from the men's room and spend 15 minutes distracting serious lifters from their sets by cracking wise, whereupon I realize that I've only got 15 minutes left to train, so I skip the warmup, load up 315, do a few presses and pulls and then head home, In other words, I train just like the pros.
Special "Brutal Workout Techniques of the Pros" Ed
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LOL!! I see guys reading the paper all the time at my gym!!
I could probably open a gym in my area with a couple of stationary bikes and a USA TODAY subscription (the newspaper being the most important part).
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Recently paroled killer who will stab you without reason or remorse. But I'm working to improve.
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I am the young cocky smartass who slags everyone tho really has a lot of respect. just messer i guess.
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i'm known as the funny, sarcastic gym bully who makes fun of skinny guys, weak guys, old people, dorks who think they're strong, guys who wear tank tops and cut off shirts with no muscles, hahaha, what is your persona?
I'd have to say I'm the guy that after removing baggy shirt revealing tank underneath is the guy you find yourself going..."Damn" Then as much as you'd really like to poke fun of the said tank I'm wearing you decide against it and proceed on to someone else much more your liking. Or should I say ability..??? 8)
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I'd have to say I'm the guy that after removing baggy shirt revealing tank underneath is the guy you find yourself going..."Damn" Then as much as you'd really like to poke fun of the said tank I'm wearing you decide against it and proceed on to someone else much more your liking. Or should I say ability..??? 8)
my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you must be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I could probably open a gym in my area with a couple of stationary bikes and a USA TODAY subscription (the newspaper being the most important part).
lol that would be hysterical!!