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Title: How do I get big like....
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 18, 2006, 05:52:10 PM
Brad Pitt or Vin Diesel?

Those guys are huge.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: Bast175 on December 18, 2006, 05:53:29 PM
i would give all 4 of my limbs to get the girls that Brad Pitt gets.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: Cap on December 18, 2006, 05:54:06 PM
Buy every trainer and nutritionist you can and get a mild stack of clen and parabolan.  And train like Bluto.  ::)
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2006, 05:54:30 PM
i would give all 4 of my limbs to get the girls that Brad Pitt gets.

Then we could throw you in the water and call you "Bob".
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: Bast175 on December 18, 2006, 05:55:02 PM
(http://www.t-nation.com/img/photos/06-021-training/image005.png)  >:(
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: Cap on December 18, 2006, 05:56:14 PM
Then we could throw you in the water and call you "Bob".
Or put him on the wall and call him Art.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2006, 05:57:15 PM
Or put him on the wall and call him Art.

Eileen

2. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

3. How do you ask a one legged person to enter your car?
HOP in

4. Where can you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him!

5. How do you get a one armed man down from a tree?
Wave to him

6. What's a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: Bluto on December 18, 2006, 05:58:10 PM
Brad Pitt or Vin Diesel?

Those guys are huge.

not sure you can, genetics play a big part
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 18, 2006, 05:58:41 PM
(http://www.t-nation.com/img/photos/06-021-training/image005.png)  >:(

shredded and huge.

i'm doing 3.5 hours of cardio and a thousand crunches a day now.

anything else i need to do?

oh yeah, and i also powerlift.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2006, 05:59:00 PM
A woman was searching for the perfect man. She decided to place an ad in the paper. Many men answered the ad, but for one reason or another she was still alone. Sadly, she decided to give up her search & pull the ad. Just then the doorbell rang. Upon answering, she see a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
She asks him, "Can I help you?"
He says, "Yes, I'm here to answer your ad."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think you are right for me."
He replies, " Well, I have all your qualifications. I don't have arms so I can't beat you, I have no legs so I can't run around behind your back & Mostly I am an attractive loving man looking for someone to love & share my life with. These are the traits you were looking for, right?"
"Well, yes they are & you do seem to be a sweet man, but there's something I need that I couldn't write in the ad & I don't think you can fullfill it."
The man quickly asks, "What is it, I'm sure I possess the quaility."
"Well, she says, I need a man who can fullfill me sexually. I don't see how you can, I'm sorry."
With a smile on his face he quickly responds, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: Bast175 on December 18, 2006, 05:59:06 PM
shredded and huge.

i'm doing 3.5 hours of cardio and a thousand crunches a day now.

anything else i need to do?

oh yeah, and i also powerlift.

all lies.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2006, 05:59:51 PM
A guy goes in the gents wearing a jacket with empty sleeves and stands at the urinal. A fellow bladder challenged man is standing beside him doing what nature intended. As he finishes the man with the empty sleeves turns to him and says, "I wonder if you would be kind enough to assist me by unzipping me." The man look at the empty sleeves and says, "Sure" and preceeds to do so. Empty sleeves man thanks him and then says, "I wonder if maybe I could stretch your kindness a little more to assist me in getting it out."
The man looks dubious but thinks to himself that this man really needs his help and noone will ever know, so assists him. The empty sleeves man relieves himself with the other mans assistance and as he finishes a pair of arms appear in the sleeves of his jacket. Stunned the helper stares at the mans hands and looks up. "Thanks so much," says the no longer empty sleeved man. " I have a rash and don't like to touch it"
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 18, 2006, 06:00:03 PM
all lies.

why do you say that?
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: Bast175 on December 18, 2006, 06:01:58 PM
why do you say that?

i hear things.   you were being serious???
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: getfast81 on December 18, 2006, 06:49:23 PM
shredded and huge.

i'm doing 3.5 hours of cardio and a thousand crunches a day now.

anything else i need to do?

oh yeah, and i also powerlift.
I dont think that will get you there.  Matt C, last post is classic   :D
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: youandme on December 18, 2006, 07:48:16 PM
Stop eating.  :-X
lmao whos that?

Anyways if you quest big muscle, and good looks I hear DC training is the way to go, or at least that is what I heard.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 18, 2006, 08:02:27 PM
lmao whos that?

Anyways if you quest big muscle, and good looks I hear DC training is the way to go, or at least that is what I heard.

will it get me vin diesel big?
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: SS on December 18, 2006, 08:52:44 PM
will it get me vin diesel big?
vin diesels a mumbling fag!
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: danielson on December 18, 2006, 08:55:33 PM
vin diesels a mumbling fag!

He's a pimp. Did you see him beat that bikers ass in Knockaround Guys?
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: Fury on December 18, 2006, 08:56:04 PM
He's a pimp. Did you see him beat that bikers ass in Knockaround Guys?

hahahaha, that scene was great.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: danielson on December 18, 2006, 08:58:58 PM
hahahaha, that scene was great.

It's been a while, but he said something like "500. Thats how many street fights you have to be in to be considered a tough guy. I remember my 500th fight" Something like that, then he beat that fucker silly.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: Fury on December 18, 2006, 08:59:30 PM
It's been a while, but he said something like "500. Thats how many street fights you have to be in to be considered a tough guy. I remember my 500th fight" Something like that, then he beat that fucker silly.

Yeah, I haven't seen it in a long time but I'm pretty sure that's exactly how it went. All I remember is that guy getting the ever-living shit kicked out of him.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: venom gang.bronze on December 19, 2006, 01:23:48 AM
...you think vin diesel is big?
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: Army of One on December 19, 2006, 01:34:04 AM
...you think vin diesel is big?

Epic Complete Misunderstanding of the point of the thread.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: Croatch on December 19, 2006, 02:05:55 AM
Quote
Epic Complete Misunderstanding of the point of the thread.
hahahahah
This site makes me laugh hard at least 3x a day, this was one of them.
Deep Thought
by Jack Handey
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: danielson on December 19, 2006, 07:35:47 AM
...you think vin diesel is big?

He is bigger than the average dude.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: body88 on December 19, 2006, 07:42:58 AM
I love the comments. This guy was 200 lbs at 6 foot in this picture. Stats spoken fron his own mouth. Weight means nothing. If you look great at a buck 80 then good for you. If you look good at 225 then keep it going.

(http://www.carmenius.com/images/gc14.jpg)


This guy at 200 lbs crushes 100 percent of the 200 lb plus meatbags that talk shat.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: The Squadfather on December 19, 2006, 07:44:12 AM
Serge was incredible.
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: body88 on December 19, 2006, 07:50:08 AM
I know right..... I think a person should weigh whatever they look best at. If you look great at 230, then stay at 230. Do you know what I mean?

Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: The Squadfather on December 19, 2006, 07:51:27 AM
I know right..... I think a person should weigh whatever they look best at. If you look great at 230, then stay at 230. Do you know what I mean?


did you know that the guy in your profile is from where i live?
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: body88 on December 19, 2006, 09:59:58 AM
No, I did not know that. I only knew he played college ball at Minnesota. Cool fact. You live in St Louis correct?
Title: Re: How do I get big like....
Post by: fathead on December 19, 2006, 10:18:15 AM
i would give all 4 of my limbs to get the girls that Brad Pitt gets.

That Jolie is a piece of ass but imagine having to put up with the fucken kids and going to Africa every 2 seconds.