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Title: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Army of One on December 19, 2006, 01:45:58 AM
Dude.

(http://www.flashrob.com/lo/Fbast.jpg)
Title: Re: Dude, wheres my calves
Post by: ThaRealist on December 19, 2006, 01:47:42 AM
That has to be photoshopped or something cause that is just amazingly ridiculous...Wow...LoL
Title: Re: Dude, wheres my calves
Post by: Birdman on December 19, 2006, 01:48:16 AM
good question...nobody knows
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Post by: avesher on December 19, 2006, 01:51:38 AM
wtf?  I don't get it--and this dudes feet even look fucked up--what's the scoop here?
Title: Re: Dude, wheres my calves
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on December 19, 2006, 02:12:36 AM
And that is a pic of the 'all and mighty' Bast who is best known for riding Adams balls and tearing apart others physiques as if his is much more superior...... ::)
Title: Re: Dude, wheres my calves
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on December 19, 2006, 02:18:37 AM
thats what most homos at my gym look like!

There is a guy who is at least 220 and he always always wears trousers pants whatever you wanna call em.

But one day he wore in long shorts and I was shocked to see his fucking legs which he simply must not train whatsoever this was extremely odd to look at! At least bast has some quad development!

ta ta
Title: Re: Dude, wheres my calves
Post by: smaul on December 19, 2006, 02:22:01 AM
thats what most homos at my gym look like!

There is a guy who is at least 220 and he always always wears trousers pants whatever you wanna call em.

But one day he wore in long shorts and I was shocked to see his fucking legs which he simply must not train whatsoever this was extremely odd to look at! At least bast has some quad development!

ta ta

fairly good quad development, which makes the calves even worse!
Title: Re: Dude, wheres my calves
Post by: MikeThaMachine on December 19, 2006, 02:38:02 AM
Isn't he already really short? That means he ridin on like 10's :o
Title: Re: Dude, wheres my calves
Post by: kh300 on December 19, 2006, 02:48:35 AM
is he wearing flippers?
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Post by: davidpaul on December 19, 2006, 02:53:21 AM
sick calves
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: JasonH on December 19, 2006, 03:12:07 AM
Puts Matarazzo to shame.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Mobil on December 19, 2006, 03:58:12 AM
good quads but polio calves
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: natural al on December 19, 2006, 04:08:55 AM
who's got better calves...bast or alexxx?
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: ThaRealist on December 19, 2006, 04:11:16 AM
who's got better calves...bast or alexxx?

This is really sad, but I believe Alexx owns Bast on calves.....And that doesn't say much...
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on December 19, 2006, 04:15:10 AM
who's got better calves...bast or Lieutenant Dan?

Better comparison...
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: KTMckay on December 19, 2006, 04:17:36 AM
Whats up with his hands and feet??? ??? :o That's odd.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: TheAnimal on December 19, 2006, 04:18:51 AM
nah that HAS to be photoshopped theres no way...
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: natural al on December 19, 2006, 04:59:17 AM
Better comparison...

c'mon now....that's low.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on December 19, 2006, 05:05:52 AM
c'mon now....that's low.

No it's a fair comparison, how could you think comparing anyone to the man mountain known as Alexxx in any way could be remotely fair ???

I mean look at his calves, they belong in the special olympics in some kind of wheelchair event. Sad to say but we must be honest with him and shed light upon the clearly visible truth.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: natural al on December 19, 2006, 05:08:19 AM
No it's a fair comparison, how could you think comparing anyone to the man mountain known as Alexxx in any way could be remotely fair ???

I mean look at his calves, they belong in the special olympics in some kind of wheelchair event. Sad to say but we must be honest with him and shed light upon the clearly visible truth.

alright....I guess I can see your logic.  those calves arent' that great especially compared to the guys developement from the waist up...hell, I'd love to have a chest like that.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: YoungBlood on December 19, 2006, 05:11:09 AM
Not only that, someone put out an APB for his delts. His arms wouldn't look half as big as they do, if he had more shoulder development.
I love calf training, that searing burn, the stretch, just a feeling I actually enjoy.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on December 19, 2006, 05:25:48 AM
Is bast wearing flippers or are his feet swollen?

ta ta
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: SteelePegasus on December 19, 2006, 05:34:38 AM
In all fairness...some gyms have a no grunting policy. Maybe his has a no training calves policy. So we really can't hold this against him

Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: natural al on December 19, 2006, 05:52:18 AM
In all fairness...some gyms have a no grunting policy. Maybe his has a no training calves policy. So we really can't hold this against him



well in all fairness if he posted that pic but only from the waist down he'd be getting torn apart on this board, lots of "monster 17" quads" and stuff like that....
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Stark on December 19, 2006, 05:58:44 AM
come on guys, every body know how hard it is to build up calves, I mean the calves have even less nerves runnijng through than anybodies face.
My Trainings partner is massive and he has small calves as well compared to his body, he tried for 2 years now to seriously build them up,  and they grow but so slow.
Calves are just a bitvh if you don't got great once or have 7 little bricklayers inside of you like Arnold or Yates and not 3 or 4 bricklayers like the rest of us.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: SteelePegasus on December 19, 2006, 06:00:21 AM
well in all fairness if he posted that pic but only from the waist down he'd be getting torn apart on this board, lots of "monster 17" quads" and stuff like that....

al...it is called humor  ;D
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: natural al on December 19, 2006, 06:38:28 AM
al...it is called humor  ;D

I know...I was just throwing in my $.02 cause he'll get a free pass from a guy like the squadfather who rips everybody but not bast cause he's one of adonis' boys.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: buffbodz on December 19, 2006, 08:21:14 AM
Looks like he's studying an anatomy chart on calf development.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Bluto on December 19, 2006, 08:51:13 AM
forget the calves, look at that hand, looks like spider legs
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Rudee on December 19, 2006, 10:54:21 AM
I certainly wouldn't be wearing shorts in the summer if I had little legs like that.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: carvedoutofwood on December 19, 2006, 10:56:22 AM
forget the calves, look at that hand, looks like spider legs


seriously, has this been addressed?... between his hands and his feet i would guess that the guy has a serious birth defect... maybe he canttrain calves??? maybe he can only do leg extensions??
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: alexxx on December 19, 2006, 11:03:26 AM
Calves are the easiest muscle to grow! Just look at boxers, most of them half huge claves. That's from skipping rope on your toes.

People with no calves are just lazy. Most girls put bast to shame. Imagine if he ever meets up with the beast and they be walking down the beach... everybody will start laughing that her calves are bigger then his! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: carvedoutofwood on December 19, 2006, 11:07:15 AM
Calves are the easiest muscle to grow! Just look at boxers, most of them half huge calves. That's from skipping rope on your toes.

People with no calves are just lazy. Most girls put bast to shame. Imagine if he ever meets up with the beast and they be walking down the beach... everybody will start laughing that her calves are bigger then his! ;D ;D ;D

wrong again alexx... boxers DONT thats DO NOT, have big calves... do their calves hold some muscle? sure... but they only look developed in comparo to their super super small uper legs... sure a few boxers may have nice calves but nothing in terms of BB....

and WTF are you talking about your calves look like shit in those black sock photos you posted... invisible
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Rudee on December 19, 2006, 11:25:06 AM
Calves are the easiest muscle to grow! Just look at boxers, most of them half huge claves. That's from skipping rope on your toes.

People with no calves are just lazy. Most girls put bast to shame. Imagine if he ever meets up with the beast and they be walking down the beach... everybody will start laughing that her calves are bigger then his! ;D ;D ;D

Boxers have big calves?  Um... no.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: alexxx on December 19, 2006, 11:27:17 AM
Boxers have big calves?  Um... no.

My trainer had at least 18-19 inch calves and I doubt he does anything other then skip rope and footwork.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: alexxx on December 19, 2006, 11:28:04 AM
Even the girls that where training there had at least 15 inch calves in condition!
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Blockhead on December 19, 2006, 11:30:48 AM
Dude.

(http://www.flashrob.com/lo/Fbast.jpg)
I always said if BASTini's lower body caught upto his upper body that he'd have the potential to win his weight class as a upper-scale Middleweight and qualify for national level competition.

 If you read this, BASTupo...test-prop 100mg into each calf every  3 days for 6 weeks.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: natural al on December 19, 2006, 11:31:20 AM
My trainer had at least 18-19 inch calves and I doubt he does anything other then skip rope and footwork.

whaaaaat's this?  alexxx is working with a trainer?  say it ain't so alexxxx...
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: MisterMagoo on December 19, 2006, 11:32:47 AM
juice yourself up and you can add a lot of mass on most of your body, but stubborn calves will stay that way.  :)
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: alexxx on December 19, 2006, 11:34:10 AM
whaaaaat's this?  alexxx is working with a trainer?  say it ain't so alexxxx...

No no back then when i was boxing. He was showing me how to box even though I could have destroyed everybody that ever steped into a ring. :)
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: natural al on December 19, 2006, 11:36:58 AM
No no back then when i was boxing. He was showing me how to box even though I could have destroyed everybody that ever steped into a ring. :)

oh.....I still think your avatar is one of the funniest on GB, totally genius.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: alexxx on December 19, 2006, 11:37:35 AM
oh.....I still think your avatar is one of the funniest on GB, totally genius.

Thank you thank you! ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=111243.0;attach=125257;image)
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 19, 2006, 11:40:26 AM
Six months of injection site shooting and dude will be fine. 5cc of whatever per calf, every five days and lots of reps. Don't worry about trying to use 2000 pounds per set. Injection site & reps!  :). Works everytime.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: natural al on December 19, 2006, 12:08:46 PM
Six months of injection site shooting and dude will be fine. 5cc of whatever per calf, every five days and lots of reps. Don't worry about trying to use 2000 pounds per set. Injection site & reps!  :). Works everytime.

bast is a natural guy last I checked and intended to stay that way, I wonder what he's doing for his calves these days the mgb was a few months ago so he's had enough time to try new things out....wonder if he's made any progress.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: carvedoutofwood on December 19, 2006, 12:45:16 PM
 epic foot AND hand deformity
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: alexxx on December 19, 2006, 12:47:29 PM
I think bast looks fine. Good muscularity on the upperbody just needs to bring up his legs and shoulders.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Alex23 on December 19, 2006, 01:11:42 PM
That has to be photoshopped or something cause that is just amazingly ridiculous...Wow...LoL

Hahahahaha no. Bast-ian proudly posted his pic exposing his ridiculous reverse bending knees, hillarious narrow clavicles (how brothers).. the skinny legs almost fell throught the floor cracks...
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: alexxx on December 19, 2006, 01:13:23 PM
Hahahahaha no. Bast-ian proudly posted his pic exposing his ridiculous reverse bending knees, hillarious narrow clavicles (how brothers).. the skinny legs almost fell throught the floor cracks...

You mean this one? At least no one will ever be able to lock him in a closet. He could use his foot to unlook the door.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Alex23 on December 19, 2006, 01:46:06 PM
You mean this one? At least no one will ever be able to lock him in a closet. He could use his foot to unlook the door.

Hahahahah yes alexxx!!!! could be a closet, could be a kitchen or medicine cabinet, his 5'5" frame is pretty "compact"


Dude, I'm visiting MTL for a couple of days, wanna meet for an epic training session 8)  ?
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: alexxx on December 19, 2006, 01:47:41 PM
Hahahahah yes alexxx!!!! could be a closet, could be a kitchen or medicine cabinet, his 5'5" frame is pretty "compact"


Dude, I'm visiting MTL for a couple of days, wanna meet for an epic training session 8)  ?

Yeah sounds good! PM me when you will be coming!
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 19, 2006, 04:21:04 PM
At least no one will ever be able to lock him in a closet. He could use his foot to unlook the door.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!hahahahahhahahahaha

seriously though, bast is just living proof that calves are 100% genetic.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: alexxx on December 19, 2006, 04:31:15 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!hahahahahhahahahaha

seriously though, bast is just living proof that calves are 100% genetic.

Just use Arnold as an example. His calves used to be his weak point and after 45 minutes a day of working them they became real bulls. If there is one bodypart that you can't overtrain it is calves! So many ways to make them grow!
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 19, 2006, 05:02:50 PM
thats one thing i never understood...people say you can train calves every day, yet after a calf workout mine are so sore that i cant even walk correctly for the next 5 days, much less train them again. and i still havent got any results.
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Sergio Rules 77 on December 19, 2006, 05:05:29 PM
thats one thing i never understood...people say you can train calves every day, yet after a calf workout mine are so sore that i cant even walk correctly for the next 5 days, much less train them again. and i still havent got any results.

I hear ya. Same with dudes who can work a bodypart three times in one week ::). Must be doing two sets and none to failure.

SERGIO!!!!
Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: Stavios on December 19, 2006, 07:37:00 PM
You mean this one? At least no one will ever be able to lock him in a closet. He could use his foot to unlook the door.

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funniest thing you ever said

Title: Re: Dude, Where's My Calves?
Post by: alexxx on December 19, 2006, 08:21:04 PM
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funniest thing you ever said



I would like to thank bast for not training his legs. ;D