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Title: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 10:18:58 AM

 On a cold rain foggy day in the Windy City, your favorite 'TheBlockHead' on his way to work stopped by his favorite 7-11 to check to see if the new MD is on their shelves and to pick up his 16oz 100% Colombian coffee with 4 'French Vanillas'.

 Alas! No MD yet...but I did, however with time to kill pick up the latest MUSCLEMAG INTERNATIONAL. It had to be Dave Hughes on the cover with the title headline 'Blitz your Biceps NOW!'. Wow...I wonder what I can learn from that, I thought to myself. As I hung out in the back corner of the store showcasing a 'gangster lean' I found myself flipping through the magazine and I came across something that caught my eye...

 "Kings Royal Rant''. He was basically giving his color commentary about the Mr. Olympia lineup and his thoughts about the Olympia expo. Noticing how his commentary about the Top 15 competitors were ALL cordial and professional. Hahahaha...he must realize he has no right to say a gotdamn word about any of them on that stage, but don't worry...he claims to constantly 'tell the truth, Ruth!'.

 He stated that he came across some 'bucktooth jakass holding some pencils and pens in his hands' who yelled out to him as he sat behind the MuscleTech booth...'Hey, King...I'm 240 from getbig!'.

 According to The King...that person had no life and was pathetic. As I put the magazine down, paid for my coffee and drove the rest of my journey to work...I had an epiphany: WOW...240 must be really INSIDE this mans mind to the point where he is subconsciously writing about it in a magazine.

  I must say...Good work, Rob! You made it in the BIGTIME, again! You're worldwide, brother. Keep the pimp hand STRONG.

 Discuss.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: davidpaul on December 21, 2006, 10:25:53 AM
On a cold rain foggy day in the Windy City, your favorite 'TheBlockHead' on his way to work stopped by his favorite 7-11 to check to see if the new MD is on their shelves and to pick up his 16oz 100% Colombian coffee with 4 'French Vanillas'.

 Alas! No MD yet...but I did, however with time to kill pick up the latest MUSCLEMAG INTERNATIONAL. It had to be Dave Hughes on the cover with the title headline 'Blitz your Biceps NOW!'. Wow...I wonder what I can learn from that, I thought to myself. As I hung out in the back corner of the store showcasing a 'gangster lean' I found myself flipping through the magazine and I came across something that caught my eye...

 "Kings Royal Rant''. He was basically giving his color commentary about the Mr. Olympia lineup and his thoughts about the Olympia expo. Noticing how his commentary about the Top 15 competitors were ALL cordial and professional. Hahahaha...he must realize he has no right to say a gotdamn word about any of them on that stage, but don't worry...he claims to constantly 'tell the truth, Ruth!'.

 He stated that he came across some 'bucktooth jakass holding some pencils and pens in his hands' who yelled out to him as he sat behind the MuscleTech booth...'Hey, King...I'm 240 from getbig!'.

 According to The King...that person had no life and was pathetic. As I put the magazine down, paid for my coffee and drove the rest of my journey to work...I had an epiphany: WOW...240 must be really INSIDE this mans mind to the point where he is subconsciously writing about it in a magazine.

  I must say...Good work, Rob! You made it in the BIGTIME, again! You're worldwide, brother. Keep the pimp hand STRONG.

 Discuss.

240 aint no spotter though
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 10:34:58 AM

 Nobody is as FIERCE as 'spotter'.

 It is rumored that 'spotter' has to claim 'Derek Anthony' on his tax returns and had to claim him as a 'dependent' with his Human Resource dept on his W2's.

 That's how much he OWNS Derek.

 240 is pretty good though...The King can't get him out of his mind. I bet when The King looks up at the clouds...he's sees the cloud formation in the shape of a 2-4-0.

 When he sees his reflection in glass or a window...he sees Robs face. I can go on and on...but I'm just jestfully pointing out something that struck me as funny.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: corinth on December 21, 2006, 10:35:39 AM
King is 240's bitch.
 

Props to Pimp Rob.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 10:51:30 AM

 Concur!

  240's PIMP NAME is 'RobbieZ-note'.

 I found it interesting in 'The Royal Rant' that The King was claiming to be 283lbs hard and full at the Olympia and people were 'blown away' at his size and told him how 'pictures serve him no justice'.

 Even funnier? he was bragging about how at least 50 fitness/figure girls were propositioning him for no-strings attached sex and bragged about how he turned them ALL down.

 Hahahaha...Gayer than TIVOing the 'Mens World Figure Skating Championship' because you're going to be at a Barbara Streisand concert.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: sandycoosworth on December 21, 2006, 10:55:36 AM
240 is the most influential getbigger

the way he turned being an asshole into fame + $$ should be impressive to anyone

he picked up where i left off and took it places i was too lazy to ;D
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 10:58:16 AM

 I agree.

 240 is our BOSS on here. He tries to deny it but he is OUR leader here. If Ron were to walk away from this forum TODAY...240 should be given the rights to this bitch TOMORROW.

 How sweet would it be if he made up his OWN forum that rivaled Getbig with humor, wit, craziness and anarchy.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: corinth on December 21, 2006, 10:58:48 AM
I'm sure if they would have held the Olympia in King's hotel room the Thursday night before prejudging he would have won.

He always wins the pre-prejudging hotel room contest.

And he's still RobbieZ-note's bitch.

Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: sandycoosworth on December 21, 2006, 10:59:14 AM
I agree.

 240 is our BOSS on here. He tries to deny it but he is OUR leader here. If Ron were to walk away from this forum TODAY...240 should be given the rights to this bitch TOMORROW.

 How sweet would it be if he made up his OWN forum that rivaled Getbig with humor, wit, craziness and anarchy.

im still the boss ... i just outsourced teh funny ;)
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: danielson on December 21, 2006, 10:59:33 AM
I agree.

 240 is our BOSS on here. He tries to deny it but he is OUR leader here. If Ron were to walk away from this forum TODAY...240 should be given the rights to this bitch TOMORROW.

 How sweet would it be if he made up his OWN forum that rivaled Getbig with humor, wit, craziness and anarchy.

There would be ads though if 240 ran it. 240 is all about making that cake.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Man of Steel on December 21, 2006, 11:01:42 AM
Yes, 240 is an excellent contributor and an epic owner of all tiny twunts!!
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on December 21, 2006, 11:02:22 AM
I have a great idea! Why don't you all take turns sucking him off?? ;D
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: SS on December 21, 2006, 11:03:04 AM
I agree.

 240 is our BOSS on here. He tries to deny it but he is OUR leader here. If Ron were to walk away from this forum TODAY...240 should be given the rights to this bitch TOMORROW.

 How sweet would it be if he made up his OWN forum that rivaled Getbig with humor, wit, craziness and anarchy.
didn.t he try that already?
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 11:03:47 AM
 The GREAT 240 evolved over time.

 Before I started posting on here which was last March. I read daily for months before for entertainment.

 I noticed that Rob went from wisecracking OWNING machine causing more meltdowns than the sun to a legit buisnessman keeping the peace.

 Maybe its when he realized he was going tohave a baby he started thinking 'long term'. Who knows...

 Still... the legend continues.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Man of Steel on December 21, 2006, 11:03:58 AM
I have a great idea! Why don't you all take turns sucking him off?? ;D

Take your queer propaganda and get the fvck off this thread.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 11:09:20 AM
I have a great idea! Why don't you all take turns sucking him off?? ;D
Yea, you see I would but 240 aint my type...

  I like my men like the way I like my coffee...HOT and BLACK.

  You can have my turn, though...
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on December 21, 2006, 11:09:51 AM
Take your queer propaganda and get the fvck off this thread.

My queer propaganda? I'm just reading and observing a bunch of dudes paying reverance to one guy. These posts suggest to me that you all are interested in licking 240's brownhole....
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 11:12:48 AM

 You give PROPS and appraise to the RAVENS, don't you?

 Who are the RAVENS? A bunch of big, strong robust men running after eachother playing with a ball.

 Uh huh....SELF-OWNING!
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Petrucci on December 21, 2006, 11:13:44 AM
i miss 240īs gifts, funny sites and texts about the Pros and bodybuilding in general, The guy has (or had) lots of creativity, and it was funny as hell!!!

the one about Mcfarland and 'Jodels' was just genious...
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on December 21, 2006, 11:25:44 AM
You give PROPS and appraise to the RAVENS, don't you?

 Who are the RAVENS? A bunch of big, strong robust men running after eachother playing with a ball.

 Uh huh....SELF-OWNING!

Right. I see the similarities. ::)

Take it you're not a football fan? WNBA more your speed??
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 11:34:50 AM
Right. I see the similarities. ::)

Take it you're not a football fan? WNBA more your speed??
No way!

 I'm all about FIGURE SKATING!
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 21, 2006, 11:41:56 AM
thanks guys.  who knows, if one day i am forced to get a real job i might have to return to old form and just blanket the place with .gifs and fake websites again.   
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Cap on December 21, 2006, 11:43:02 AM
thanks guys.  who knows, if one day i am forced to get a real job i might have to return to old form and just blanket the place with .gifs and fake websites again.   
Don't worry you could always become a personal trainer or become an MMA fighter.  ;D
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 21, 2006, 11:48:43 AM
He stated that he came across some 'bucktooth jakass holding some pencils and pens in his hands' who yelled out to him as he sat behind the MuscleTech booth...'Hey, King...I'm 240 from getbig!'.

I traded the pencils and pens up for glocks and jaeger.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 11:54:30 AM

 You look like muthafkn Jason Newsted holding that BASS, brah!

 ...with shorter hair.


 cap96 is right...you can always be a personal trainer, or a MMA fighter or if you really want to branch out and broaden yourhorizons...you can do gay for pay sessions.

 What a great industry!
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Cap on December 21, 2006, 11:59:00 AM
It's not an industry, it's a bonafide sport.  ;)
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 21, 2006, 12:25:42 PM
You look like muthafkn Jason Newsted holding that BASS, brah!

 ...with shorter hair.


 cap96 is right...you can always be a personal trainer, or a MMA fighter or if you really want to branch out and broaden yourhorizons...you can do gay for pay sessions.

 What a great industry!

People who say there's no $ in the sport need to get off their asses and hustle :)  And once my hair grows a tad more I'll be looking more like newstead... with a far more powerful stage presence.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: gordiano on December 21, 2006, 12:32:33 PM
On a cold rain foggy day in the Windy City, your favorite 'TheBlockHead' on his way to work stopped by his favorite 7-11 to check to see if the new MD is on their shelves and to pick up his 16oz 100% Colombian coffee with 4 'French Vanillas'.

 Alas! No MD yet...but I did, however with time to kill pick up the latest MUSCLEMAG INTERNATIONAL. It had to be Dave Hughes on the cover with the title headline 'Blitz your Biceps NOW!'. Wow...I wonder what I can learn from that, I thought to myself. As I hung out in the back corner of the store showcasing a 'gangster lean' I found myself flipping through the magazine and I came across something that caught my eye...

 "Kings Royal Rant''. He was basically giving his color commentary about the Mr. Olympia lineup and his thoughts about the Olympia expo. Noticing how his commentary about the Top 15 competitors were ALL cordial and professional. Hahahaha...he must realize he has no right to say a gotdamn word about any of them on that stage, but don't worry...he claims to constantly 'tell the truth, Ruth!'.

 He stated that he came across some 'bucktooth jakass holding some pencils and pens in his hands' who yelled out to him as he sat behind the MuscleTech booth...'Hey, King...I'm 240 from getbig!'.

 According to The King...that person had no life and was pathetic. As I put the magazine down, paid for my coffee and drove the rest of my journey to work...I had an epiphany: WOW...240 must be really INSIDE this mans mind to the point where he is subconsciously writing about it in a magazine.

  I must say...Good work, Rob! You made it in the BIGTIME, again! You're worldwide, brother. Keep the pimp hand STRONG.

 Discuss.

HAHAHA! Very true.


Don't forget, he's also in kamali's best buddy's head as well (Bob. C.).............. ;D
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 12:35:02 PM
 You just got to avoid the sun out there in FL and hold an 'angry face' at all times...make sure you shave the bottom half layer of your hair...then 'perm' the rest.


 ASC right around the corner...Special'Columbus-bound'Ed and I got some plans...will you be in the house going table to table, booth to booth passing out buisness cards?

 If you hustle and are savvy enough you can make yourself very busy in the springtime.

 
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: NJ_Slinky on December 21, 2006, 12:35:22 PM
Well done blockhead, especially on the DA owning analogy.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: gordiano on December 21, 2006, 12:36:43 PM
Concur!

  240's PIMP NAME is 'RobbieZ-note'.

 I found it interesting in 'The Royal Rant' that The King was claiming to be 283lbs hard and full at the Olympia and people were 'blown away' at his size and told him how 'pictures serve him no justice'.

 Even funnier? he was bragging about how at least 50 fitness/figure girls were propositioning him for no-strings attached sex and bragged about how he turned them ALL down.

 Hahahaha...Gayer than TIVOing the 'Mens World Figure Skating Championship' because you're going to be at a Barbara Streisand concert.

Oh god.  ::)


He's at it again, huh? Last year, he was claiming to be 290 at %5 bf..................HAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ronnie ain't got shit on Kamali......... ::)


Also, are these "50" fitness/figure girls, the ones he said were all Bi-sexual?
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 12:40:37 PM

  Hahahahahaha!

 The King claimed that ALL of them were 'cheeseburgers' and he has 'fillet mignon' at home.

 Hahahahahaha! "No woman alive can make me stray from my Barbara"

 GAG!

  He says that now ON PAPER...
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: gordiano on December 21, 2006, 12:58:19 PM
  Hahahahahaha!

 The King claimed that ALL of them were 'cheeseburgers' and he has 'fillet mignon' at home.

 Hahahahahaha! "No woman alive can make me stray from my Barbara"

 GAG!

  He says that now ON PAPER...

I wonder what its like living  in your own fantasy world?

Where reality doesn't exist, and everything is made up..............
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: nycbull on December 21, 2006, 12:59:06 PM
I am dissappointed in the Blockhead for using french vanilla flavoring, this is not a mans man type of drink. I recommend a nice pure strong double espresso like a real tough guy.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 01:16:30 PM
I am dissappointed in the Blockhead for using french vanilla flavoring, this is not a mans man type of drink. I recommend a nice pure strong double espresso like a real tough guy.
NJ, thanks for the props.

 nycbull...yea...when I wrote that and looked back at it I cringed slightly. I knew I deserved an owning for letting the fact slip that Ilike 'french vanilla' in my coffee.

 I should have said my triple black espresso with a hit of JD in it...

 I self-owned myself! 'Gayer than French Vanilla coffee cream' :-X
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: HUGEPECS on December 21, 2006, 01:57:55 PM
NJ, thanks for the props.

 nycbull...yea...when I wrote that and looked back at it I cringed slightly. I knew I deserved an owning for letting the fact slip that Ilike 'french vanilla' in my coffee.

 I should have said my triple black espresso with a hit of JD in it...

 I self-owned myself! 'Gayer than French Vanilla coffee cream' :-X




lol...aint nuthin wrong with vanilla...tru ganstas add a little flava
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: Blockhead on December 21, 2006, 01:59:31 PM


lol...aint nuthin wrong with vanilla...tru ganstas add a little flava
Tru...Tru...

 I like my coffee like the way I like my women...HOT and BLACK, G!

 Na' mean?
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 21, 2006, 02:07:54 PM
240 is a legend that i credit for much of my success detroying little bitches on here, without his example i would not be what i am. 240's gifs are the stuff of legend that have sent many a pro crying to their therapists.
Title: Re: 240 inside 'The Kings' head!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 21, 2006, 02:31:30 PM
Nobody is as FIERCE as 'spotter'.

 It is rumored that 'spotter' has to claim 'Derek Anthony' on his tax returns and had to claim him as a 'dependent' with his Human Resource dept on his W2's.

That's how much he OWNS Derek.
oh..my..god...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA