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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Adam Empire on December 21, 2006, 06:13:15 PM
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to see if there was any stuff on clearance. As I was walking by the counter the employee asked if I was "all stocked up on Nano". I lost it and started laughing so hard. My god, I can only imagine some people going "Well, no - is it any good?" Followed by a GNC commission check to the employee. What a racket...
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Nano-Nano......................Shazzbot!!
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wtf is nano
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wtf is nano
http://www.gnc.com/sm-muscletech-nanox--pi-2486356.html
in other words, time released snake oil.
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http://www.gnc.com/sm-muscletech-nanox--pi-2486356.html
in other words, time released snake oil.
Oh brother... ::)
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World's Fastest Nitric Oxide Injection System
Immediately Floods Muscles with Pump-Inducing Vascular Expanders*
Forces Rapid Increases in Muscle Size and Maximum Pumps
Unique Dual-Effect Formula
Superior to Regular Nitric Oxide Products
Hardest Hitting Formulation Legally Available
i HAVE to get some of this stuff! haha when will people learn that muscletech sucks
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$80 fucking bucks....damn
for the kind of money you can get 2 canadian hookers and a free dinner while Alexxx serves as your fluffer.
MuscleTech® naNOx9™
180 Caplet(s)
Regular Price: $79.99
Sale Price: $71.99
Gold Card Price: $57.59 Details
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$80 fucking bucks....damn
for the kind of money you can get 2 canadian hookers and a free dinner while Alexxx serves as your fluffer.
MuscleTech® naNOx9™
180 Caplet(s)
Regular Price: $79.99
Sale Price: $71.99
Gold Card Price: $57.59 Details
WHAT A DEAL!!!!!!!!!!
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i kinda want to get a job at gnc.. get discounts on everything.. but then again all their stuff is WAY overpriced so it could just be cheaper to order offline
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i kinda want to get a job at gnc.. get discounts on everything.. but then again all their stuff is WAY overpriced so it could just be cheaper to order offline
online ? 8)
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hahah oops my bad!. yes online :P
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i kinda want to get a job at gnc.. get discounts on everything.. but then again all their stuff is WAY overpriced so it could just be cheaper to order offline
GNC CAN EAT A BIG FAT PURPLE DICK WITH VEINS KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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During the LA riots, I asked a few friends if they wanted to go loot the GNC. They got mad >:( and told me to stop thinking small. An hour later we were looting the Tower Records store.
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you're laughing at "nano" but I'm laughing at you going to GNC in the first place.
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you're laughing at "nano" but I'm laughing at you going to GNC in the first place.
hahah, yes Bast, all true Iron Warriors shop with their GNC Gold Card ::)
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you're laughing at "nano" but I'm laughing at you going to GNC in the first place.
Well - I have bought sups for over 99% off on clearance (fatburners, etc). I bought a 30dollar bottle for a quarter once. That's why I still go.
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Well - I have bought sups for over 99% off on clearance (fatburners, etc). I bought a 30dollar bottle for a quarter once. That's why I still go.
do they sell ephedra? or ephedra free?
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do they sell ephedra? or ephedra free?
no more effies. :(
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do they sell ephedra? or ephedra free?
DO THEY SELL ANYTHING FOR PENIS ENLARGEMENT.
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you're laughing at "nano" but I'm laughing at you going to GNC in the first place.
the voice of reason
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you're laughing at "nano" but I'm laughing at you going to GNC in the first place.
hahhah EXACTLY.
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lol, I remember having a similar experience at GNC. They were like such and such is the most sophisticated supplement on the market. You'll get gains like never before. 2000% better than usual. Are you ready?! but you need to get such and such also in order for it to work! Needless to say, I cracked up in that dudes face.
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lol only thing you need is protein powder...and thats just for convenience if your tired of cooking all the fucking time. maybe pop a multivitamin pill also
fuck gnc whores
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i never go to gnc.. i just go online, if i HAVE to get something fast i'll just go to the vitamin shoppe
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Here is a little more info on Nano. Do they get somebody from Mad magazine to write this stuff?
The Immediate Pump-Inducing Effects of Nanoparticulation Technology*
Nanoparticulation is the process of reducing the size of a compound for lightning-fast absorption. Collaborating with Team MuscleTech, the leading experts in nanoparticulation used pneumatic and jet milling systems (the very same ones used by leading pharmaceutical companies) to reduce a precise portion of the active compound in naNOx9 to a size that is up to 7400% smaller than the arginine found in regular nitric oxide products. To achieve nanoparticulation status, the active compound in naNOx9 is verified using laser light scattering analysis. Unlike regular nitric oxide products that take too long to show results, the key components in naNOx9 are designed to enter the bloodstream extremely fast. This rapid absorption triggers anabolic musclebuilding effects for out-of-this-world gains. We guarantee you will never experience pumps as fast and as powerful as you will with naNOx9.
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we should have a contest to see who can write the most ludicrous muscletech scientific explanation
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we should have a contest to see who can write the most ludicrous muscletech scientific explanation
Awesome idea.
"...the molecule enhancement vortex converts to a developed concentration delivery method. Over ten years you might see a 1% gain..."
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During the LA riots, I asked a few friends if they wanted to go loot the GNC. They got mad >:( and told me to stop thinking small. An hour later we were looting the Tower Records store.
Comedy Gold right here!
M!
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gold's card week ;D
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Well - I have bought sups for over 99% off on clearance (fatburners, etc). I bought a 30dollar bottle for a quarter once. That's why I still go.
True indeed!!!
It's all about the markdowns, which you can combine with the Gold Card.
Usually, the ones I get are the RTDs and, at times, the GNC products, like the jar of Anabolic Leucine Stack (GNC's powdered version of Leukic), I got for $6.
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World's Fastest Nitric Oxide Injection System
haha!
They make it seem as if its a god damn carburetor or something.....
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haha!
They make it seem as if its a god damn carburetor or something.....
Why are you surprised at the complexity of their wording, when you know damn well that Muscletech spends millions, and millions, of $$ in research.
You don't think that the tub of Anator is $80 just for no good reason, now do you? ;D
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Here is a little more info on Nano. Do they get somebody from Mad magazine to write this stuff?
The Immediate Pump-Inducing Effects of Nanoparticulation Technology*
Nanoparticulation is the process of reducing the size of a compound for lightning-fast absorption. Collaborating with Team MuscleTech, the leading experts in nanoparticulation used pneumatic and jet milling systems (the very same ones used by leading pharmaceutical companies) to reduce a precise portion of the active compound in naNOx9 to a size that is up to 7400% smaller than the arginine found in regular nitric oxide products. To achieve nanoparticulation status, the active compound in naNOx9 is verified using laser light scattering analysis. Unlike regular nitric oxide products that take too long to show results, the key components in naNOx9 are designed to enter the bloodstream extremely fast. This rapid absorption triggers anabolic musclebuilding effects for out-of-this-world gains. We guarantee you will never experience pumps as fast and as powerful as you will with naNOx9.
So let me weigh this out.
Pay three times as much for this "nano" nonsense.
OR
Take a regular No2 product 10 minutes earlier.
HMMMMMMM......
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I think this thread was started when Elvis was skinny.
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to see if there was any stuff on clearance. As I was walking by the counter the employee asked if I was "all stocked up on Nano". I lost it and started laughing so hard. My god, I can only imagine some people going "Well, no - is it any good?" Followed by a GNC commission check to the employee. What a racket...
Employee just doing his job.
You must be that super built bodybuilder who knows all, right? How dare that employee ask you about NANO. Doesn't he know who you are? ::)
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Why are you surprised at the complexity of their wording, when you know damn well that Muscletech spends millions, and millions, of $$ in research.
You don't think that the tub of Anator is $80 just for no good reason, now do you? ;D
The last time I bought some Anator, I got TWO jugs for just over $20. I believe it's been discontinued (probably due to its ABSYMAL taste).
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to see if there was any stuff on clearance. As I was walking by the counter the employee asked if I was "all stocked up on Nano". I lost it and started laughing so hard. My god, I can only imagine some people going "Well, no - is it any good?" Followed by a GNC commission check to the employee. What a racket...
I thought you were gonna say......."just went into gnc.........and before i walked in, i looked around and saw it was completely empty with not even the employee in sight, with balls of hay blowing by just like a desert". Place is always empty or there might be one other person in there besides the employee. You can easily steal shit from there. I use to have the "five finger discount sale" everytime i went there. ;D
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I can get a 10ml bottle of tren for the same price as that gay shit
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I can get a 10ml bottle of tren for the same price as that gay shit
;D
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I thought you were gonna say......."just went into gnc.........and before i walked in, i looked around and saw it was completely empty with not even the employee in sight, with balls of hay blowing by just like a desert". Place is always empty or there might be one other person in there besides the employee. You can easily steal shit from there. I use to have the "five finger discount sale" everytime i went there. ;D
I absolutely hate going to GNC. I go sometimes to pick up a ripped force, or some other stimulant drink before a workout, and there is always some 125 pound twink that couldn't be older then 20 working the front, and I don't even finish walking in the door, when he says "Hey is there anything I can help you find? Are you trying to build muscle?"
I'm not claiming to be a jet-setting millionare playboy that is 300 pounds with abs, but I do possess a decent physique at 5'11 250 pounds...about 12-13% bodyfat. The point being, is that I obviously must have some idea of what I am doing, and shouldn't be bothered by such inane nonsense when I want my damned bottle of Endorush! >:(
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So let me weigh this out.
Pay three times as much for this "nano" nonsense.
OR
Take a regular No2 product 10 minutes earlier.
HMMMMMMM......
Or not bother with one at all ::)
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I absolutely hate going to GNC. I go sometimes to pick up a ripped force, or some other stimulant drink before a workout, and there is always some 125 pound twink that couldn't be older then 20 working the front, and I don't even finish walking in the door, when he says "Hey is there anything I can help you find? Are you trying to build muscle?"
I'm not claiming to be a jet-setting millionare playboy that is 300 pounds with abs, but I do possess a decent physique at 5'11 250 pounds...about 12-13% bodyfat. The point being, is that I obviously must have some idea of what I am doing, and shouldn't be bothered by such inane nonsense when I want my damned bottle of Endorush! >:(
250lbs at 12% BF????
i think you overestimate how lean you are
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I usually get pumps from lifting weights, not from taking naNOx9. Am I proceeding incorrectly ???
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For years I've had, 5 out of 7 days/week, a GNC "massgainer" shake for breakfast. Pretty damn good taste and mixes well with whole milk. Epic supplement junkey-ism.
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And, now with MuscleTech coming out with its "Pro Series", the old items have been marked down BIG TIME.
4-lb jugs of the old Nitro-Tech Hardcore are as little as $15 ($12 with the Gold Card). Had I not already bought another protein powder (ON's NitroCore 24....LOVE THE STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE!!), I would have grabbed that.
But, the Nitro-Tech Hardcore bars are $0.30 each. So, either way, I got my quota in for the month!!!
;D
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Try stacking test with deca n growth if ya wanna know what a reel pump is...
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i worked at a GNC and still bought all my stuff CHEAPER online (besides the shit i stole). and when customers told me they were looking to "bulk up" i would first ask them "ARE YOU LIFTING WEIGHTS???" before even recomending a product. half of the answers i got were "NO" ahahahaha
often times i wanted to say "well here, try this gnc brand creatine bar that has been sitting on the shelf for 8 months. studies show your bench press will dramatically increase exponentially to your # of bowl movements per day while on gnc brand garbage"
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I'm too hardcore to buy my stuff from GNC.. I buy my supps from Wal-Mart..
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to see if there was any stuff on clearance. As I was walking by the counter the employee asked if I was "all stocked up on Nano". I lost it and started laughing so hard. My god, I can only imagine some people going "Well, no - is it any good?" Followed by a GNC commission check to the employee. What a racket...
They get kickbacks.
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I thought you were gonna say......."just went into gnc.........and before i walked in, i looked around and saw it was completely empty with not even the employee in sight, with balls of hay blowing by just like a desert". Place is always empty or there might be one other person in there besides the employee. You can easily steal shit from there. I use to have the "five finger discount sale" everytime i went there. ;D
Bragging about shoplifting? :-\
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Can't believe Melvin outlasted this guy. PIP Adam Empire.