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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: JOHN MATRIX on December 22, 2006, 03:24:50 AM
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in this day and age of cubicle jobs, metrosexuals, starbucks, and reality tv, it seems to me that everyone is weak and pathetic...lately i have had the extreme urge to climb a dangerous mountain peak, fight and/or become a pirate and plunder shipping off somalia, venture to antarctica and attempt to capture a giant squid and eat its pancreas alive, and eventually to face my ultimate fear and come face to face witha great white shark ideally beating it with hand-to-hand combat.
have any of you actually don anything to be really proud of? anything that sets you apart from the sea of pathetic, life-wasting weakilings???
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ran with the bulls in 91
touched one 'em on the fucckin head
then got tossed like a ragdoll
and didn't get broken up
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Grabbed a corba's tail and I also stapled my thumb :-X
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slit a goats throat
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pulled the tag off my pillows
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pulled the tag off my pillows
Fuck dude thats hard core!!!
After a shot a deer a few years ago I went to finish it off from about 10 feet away and when I shot it the second time blood splattered all over me.
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f**k dude thats hard core!!!
After a shot a deer a few years ago I went to finish it off from about 10 feet away and when I shot it the second time blood splattered all over me.
You didn't pull it's heart out and ate it raw like the hunter you claim to be?
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thrown TWO different women down our stairs at seperate times!
Caught the girlfriend eating two sets of carpet ???
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I dyed my hair today. Hardcore?
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One time I ran with scissors but that was years ago when I was young and reckless.
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I farted while sitting naked on a wooden chair.
just about blew my eardrum out.
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Watched an 8lb human come out of a woman's vagina.
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thrown TWO different women down our stairs at seperate times!
oooooo......i love midget wrestling 8)
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Watched an 8lb human come out of a woman's vagina.
better not tell your wife and/or girlfriend.
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gram of KGB on a 10ft bong with no cough. ;D ;D ;D
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i told some dude that was about 75lbs bigger than me that i was gonna rip his head off, then i picked him up and nearly tossed him accross a room! ( i was adrenaline pumped at the time). only happened once in my life.
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signed up to GETBIG
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i told some dude that was about 75lbs bigger than me that i was gonna rip his head off, then i picked him up and nearly tossed him accross a room! ( i was adrenaline pumped at the time). only happened once in my life.
i think bigguys don't like to fight smallguys or shorter guys... because if they kick little guys ass, ppl will say his a piece of dump for beating up a little guy, and if he gets ass kicked... than he gets to look like a woos... lol
i found myself in that situation growing up as a shorty, lol and always, big guys never done anything to me... (thank God) they talked back but never hit me, they always walked away or take my punches and walk away.. lol (thank God)
i currently have 2 dogs, 1 big n 1 small dog, and the little dog always picks on the bigdog, biting him all over the place but the bigdog always just grawls n walks away... ;D ;D
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bunch of little pussies
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I use to go around in the winter to keep guard that no terrorists would attack a building in the middle of the winter in the middle of the night! I was heavily into bruce lee books and would go around punching the trees with my bare knuckles. Then I would get my knuckles swollen like crazy and I would keep punching till I bled.
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I use to go around in the winter to keep guard that no terrorists would attack a building in the middle of the winter in the middle of the night! I was heavily into bruce lee books and would go around punching the trees with my bare knuckles. Then I would get my knuckles swollen like crazy and I would keep punching till I bled.
was that in Russia?
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was that in Russia?
That is a higher form of english you are not acquainted yet. I will teach you in due time!
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banged a chick while smoking a blunt, and rested my jack & coke on her ass
what now "nukka"
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i once killed a hamster with dental floss
and i beat up a clown at the local chick'filet
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circle jerk
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pivot point?
dayum, that's fuccking hardcore
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I once ate a 2x4 and then shit sawdust........Grrrrrrrr rrrrrrr!!
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i was on vacation when i was 16 and there was this annoying little amreekan fag there that nobody liked ...
i rolled a joint full of dead ants and pubic hair and i tricked him into smoking half of it, then eating the other half
he was not too happy when i told him about it after
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Lets see,
There was the time I went Bear hunting with a switch,or maybe the time I walked thru a Lions den with pork-chop underwear on, no I know what it was, I jogged home from my vasectomy, that's it! ;) & when I die I plan on walking thru Hell with gasoline underwear on, 8)
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i was fuckin the old lady doggie style then i whispered in her ear that this was how i fucked her sister last night.then i just try ed to hang on for dear life
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Punched a leopard in the face and then flung feces at a howler monkey.
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I defeated the Mongolians along the great wall, the Spanish Armada with just arm floaties on, Napoleons army at Waterloo, and most recently the Axis powers in WWII killing Hitler and Mussolini with a spoon,a piece of bubble gum and a match.
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i was fuckin the old lady doggie style then i whispered in her ear that this was how i fucked her sister last night.then i just try ed to hang on for dear life
the technical term for this is "The Rodeo" 8)
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I slapped the ham to the View one morning.
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I was driving my first car home and i hit a deer. my brother and dad were in the car at the time. I walked out to see the damage and the dear was still alive. I was so angry that I went back to the car, grabbed a tire iron and beat the dear to death. I put the dear in the the trunk of my car and brought it home, called my grandfather (orig from the phillipines) and he butchered the deer. We ate venison for a couple of months.
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I was driving my first car home and i hit a deer. my brother and dad were in the car at the time. I walked out to see the damage and the dear was still alive. I was so angry that I went back to the car, grabbed a tire iron and beat the dear to death. I put the dear in the the trunk of my car and brought it home, called my grandfather (orig from the phillipines) and he butchered the deer. We ate venison for a couple of months.
dude thats fucked up!
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dude thats fucked up!
He hallucinates a lot.
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got myself a muscletech cycle ;D
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i leaned over to deadlift and dropped my gum on the floor....it tasted fine after my set :)
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slit a goats throat
>:(
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I once shit on my grandma's stomach. Here's how it went.
Karl: Granny how ya feeling today ?
Granny : oh, not to good, I am upset at my stomach. I sure could use something warm on it.
So I jumped up on her bed and shit on her stomach !
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this was straight pimp of me: i was on my way downtown and taking det streetcar because i had bin drinkin
there was a group of a bout 5 or 6 little 17 year old shits who were drunk and wandering into traffic (like at the last minute so people really had to brake) ... my streetcar came and i got in, and wouldnt you know it one of these shits stands in front of the street car and thus delays me for like 15 seconds
well every rose has its thron and im no different, so as the little bastard moved to the side so the streetcar could pass i opened my window on that side ... as we were slowly moving past him he was about to talk some shit to me and i spat right in his face open mouth and all
he was not too amused and all i could do was laugh
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this was straight pimp of me: i was on my way downtown and taking det streetcar because i had bin drinkin
there was a group of a bout 5 or 6 little 17 year old shits who were drunk and wandering into traffic (like at the last minute so people really had to brake) ... my streetcar came and i got in, and wouldnt you know it one of these shits stands in front of the street car and thus delays me for like 15 seconds
well every rose has its thron and im no different, so as the little bastard moved to the side so the streetcar could pass i opened my window on that side ... as we were slowly moving past him he was about to talk some shit to me and i spat right in his face open mouth and all
he was not too amused and all i could do was laugh
good job, i hate those kind of punks. it would have been even better had you stuck out your arm and clotheslined him.
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the streetcars in toronto are too high off the ground for that ... he chased the streetcar which was cute, but i decided not to get out and beat his ass because hes half my size and i didnt want to pay another 2.25 to get back on the streetcar ;D
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this was straight pimp of me: i was on my way downtown and taking det streetcar because i had bin drinkin
there was a group of a bout 5 or 6 little 17 year old shits who were drunk and wandering into traffic (like at the last minute so people really had to brake) ... my streetcar came and i got in, and wouldnt you know it one of these shits stands in front of the street car and thus delays me for like 15 seconds
well every rose has its thron and im no different, so as the little bastard moved to the side so the streetcar could pass i opened my window on that side ... as we were slowly moving past him he was about to talk some shit to me and i spat right in his face open mouth and all
he was not too amused and all i could do was laugh
LOL good for you
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this was straight pimp of me: i was on my way downtown and taking det streetcar because i had bin drinkin
there was a group of a bout 5 or 6 little 17 year old shits who were drunk and wandering into traffic (like at the last minute so people really had to brake) ... my streetcar came and i got in, and wouldnt you know it one of these shits stands in front of the street car and thus delays me for like 15 seconds
well every rose has its thron and im no different, so as the little bastard moved to the side so the streetcar could pass i opened my window on that side ... as we were slowly moving past him he was about to talk some shit to me and i spat right in his face open mouth and all
he was not too amused and all i could do was laugh
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA good for you I hope that little shit tasted your boogers!!!!!!!