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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Sir William Idol on December 23, 2006, 11:43:09 PM
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how many of you have had to deal with fat, out of shape (never were in shape) "friends" and family over the holidays? scarfing down sweets, dips, pasta and other shit at every chance they get? and god forbid you excuse yourself from their feeding frenzy to go to the gym, then you're really in for a verbal onslaught which we all know stems from epic jealousy of how much better we are than them. you should do all your fat friends and family a favor and disown them until they've got their shit under control, they'll thank you for it eventually or die. either way its better than dealing with their obesity. merry christmass fatass....no its not a gift card to mrs. fields, its a fucking 5 gallon bucket full of raw ephedra herb, chow down
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Sex with a chubby cousin is hot.
Merry Christmas.
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Haha, thread of the year!! ;D When I read the thread title "fat disgusting friends and family" I looked like :o. ;)
But I think we all know what you mean Sir William ;), so throw down some crap, don't think about it and in a few days skip back to your diet. A few days of junk food won't kill anyone (just look at your fat disgusting friends and family for example :D)
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not me. im not american.
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Sex with a chubby cousin is hot.
Merry Christmas.
She is your sister idiot! How many more times!?
ta ta
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not me. im not american.
Ahahaahahaahahaaaaaa, great!! Absolutelyfucking great!
LMAO.
I don't have any overweight people in my family.
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not me. im not american.
Me neither, but i see alot of fat people in my country.
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Me neither, but i see alot of fat people in my country.
Where are you from?
In germany, there's TONS of fat people. They're everywhere. :-X :-X :-X :-X
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WHAT A STUPID THREAD
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I wish someone would give me a 5 gallon bucket of Ephedra...I would sell the shit.
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nobody overweight in my family... must be an american thing ;D
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yea same here everyone in my family are thin and fit. Ha ha i pity ppl with fat families
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Funny, yesterday morning I saw this fat lady come into the gym with Mcdonald's, I though to my self, "she is the one drinks all the eggnog, but leaves a corner, then goes back and asks, 'who drank all the eggnog'"
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Funny, yesterday morning I saw this fat lady come into the gym with Mcdonald's, I though to my self, "she is the one drinks all the eggnog, but leaves a corner, then goes back and asks, 'who drank all the eggnog'"
That comment reminded me of a "Family" I knew when I was growing-up who would drink half the milk in a carton,then take it back and say the milk was spoiled!!!!!
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No fat people in my family - something I don't have to bother about.
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I live in Texas. 'Nuff said.
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Remember and be kind because fat people make you look better.
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I'm American and have a huge family and everyone is fit. I hate fat people with excuses, they are weak minded.
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im an ectomorph, as are my immediate family, but there are several fatties a little far off on my dads side. nothing that passed into my bloodline. and most of the fatties at the holiday party last night were family "friends." the cheesecake was getting slammed harder than bluto in a truckstop bathroom.
on a separate note, i find it interesting that stark claims all irish are thin and fit yet our two resident micks on the board cant seem to form a complete sentence with less than 5 misspelled words to save their lives. so americans might be overweight in general but at least we require education passed the 5th grade before sending kids to work the potato fields.
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the cheesecake was getting slammed harder than bluto in a truckstop bathroom.
hahahahahahah. it was an empire initiation.
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how many of you have had to deal with fat, out of shape (never were in shape) "friends" and family over the holidays? scarfing down sweets, dips, pasta and other shit at every chance they get? and god forbid you excuse yourself from their feeding frenzy to go to the gym, then you're really in for a verbal onslaught which we all know stems from epic jealousy of how much better we are than them. you should do all your fat friends and family a favor and disown them until they've got their shit under control, they'll thank you for it eventually or die. either way its better than dealing with their obesity. merry christmass fatass....no its not a gift card to mrs. fields, its a fucking 5 gallon bucket full of raw ephedra herb, chow down
Go to the gym everyday, eat right, and live healthy..........
and die anyway...........
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hahahaha, ok "upinthemguts". ::)
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hahahaha, ok "upinthemguts". ::)
hahahahahahaha. Okay Squadfather. ::)
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Go to the gym everyday, eat right, and live healthy..........
and die anyway...........
yes but your 450lb carcass will have to be put in this, and it will stink up fast from the 8 gallons of undigested pigs feet and cow tongue shit you'll have stopped up your colon which will unexpectedly release
(http://www.casketshellsinc.com/images/Walterhu.jpg)
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yes but your 450lb carcass will have to be put in this, and it will stink up fast from the 8 gallons of undigested pigs feet and cow tongue shit you'll have stopped up your colon which will unexpectedly release
(http://www.casketshellsinc.com/images/Walterhu.jpg)
Don't be mad that you have a nice six pack yet I get more pussy than you. hahahahaha!
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Don't be mad that you have a nice six pack yet I get more pussy than you. hahahahaha!
and why shouldn't we believe you, i mean after all you say so, right "upinthemguts"?
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and why shouldn't we believe you, i mean after all you say so, right "upinthemguts"?
You don't like my name do you, Sarcasm?
That hurts... :(
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Who is that upinguts moron? my shoe is more worth than him.
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Who is that upinguts moron? my shoe is more worth than him.
How dare you say that to commemorate my 400th post! >:(
Better question is who are you, newbie?
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Don't be mad that you have a nice six pack yet I get more pussy than you. hahahahaha!
just cause i stopped banging your mom doesnt mean i havent moved on to greener pastures. i wasnt into all that asphyxiation shit, but who knows, im sure you'll like it since it probably runs in the family.
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Wow. I just found a rock to crawl under. What a devastating comeback!
::)
Nice name Sir Willaim.
Monster faggotry!
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how many of you have had to deal with fat, out of shape (never were in shape) "friends" and family over the holidays? scarfing down sweets, dips, pasta and other shit at every chance they get? and god forbid you excuse yourself from their feeding frenzy to go to the gym, then you're really in for a verbal onslaught which we all know stems from epic jealousy of how much better we are than them. you should do all your fat friends and family a favor and disown them until they've got their shit under control, they'll thank you for it eventually or die. either way its better than dealing with their obesity. merry christmass fatass....no its not a gift card to mrs. fields, its a fucking 5 gallon bucket full of raw ephedra herb, chow down
If you where in shape you could have taken your shirt off in front of everybody and flexed some muscle to own them. But since we all know that is not the case you might as well go eat a sausage.
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USA Today printed statistics denoting world obesity rankings.
Ireland was ranked, proportionately, to be the fattest.
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Wow. I just found a rock to crawl under. What a devastating comeback!
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Nice name Sir Willaim.
Monster faggotry!
you kind of remind me of stark with all these pussy claims. lets either see some pictures or tell me your body count for starters
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you kind of remind me of stark with all these pussy claims. lets either see some pictures or tell me your body count for starters
Pictures of pussy? Let's see..........
I got the polaroid of your mom and sister double sucking me. Will that do?
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If you where in shape you could have taken your shirt off in front of everybody and flexed some muscle to own them. But since we all know that is not the case you might as well go eat a sausage.
i own fatties by staring into their empty souls, and they visibly wither. taking off my shirt and flexing in front of them would cause even more jealousy and loss of self esteem, resulting in continued eating.
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Pictures of pussy? Let's see..........
I got the polaroid of your mom and sister double sucking me. Will that do?
yes please post them
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i own fatties by staring into their empty souls, and they visibly wither. taking off my shirt and flexing in front of them would cause even more jealousy and loss of self esteem, resulting in continued eating.
Whatever. You're built like a ten year old girl. hahaha!
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Whatever. You're built like a ten year old girl. hahaha!
so you're saying that i'm your type?
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It has gotten old watching my in-laws eat and drink everything in my house like they're getting ready to f'n hibernate. :-X
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Don't be mad that you have a nice six pack yet I get more pussy than you. hahahahaha!
Do you get this pussy before or after you give the entire starting defense their pre-game blowjobs?
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It has gotten old watching my in-laws eat and drink everything in my house like they're getting ready to f'n hibernate. :-X
Update: now they're making phone calls to other fucking countries.
Shit, I hate Christmas.
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Now they're playing the soundtrack to Selena and singing along...
Somebody shoot me...
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Now they're just drunk... :-[
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yes torque, but do you have any hot latina relatives? latin chicks are the best
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yes torque, but do you have any hot latina relatives? latin chicks are the best
I'm married to one, so yeah, I agree. ;D
Her cousin looks ridiculously like Shakira, but she lives in Guatemala. Sorry, Sir Will.
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I'm married to one, so yeah, I agree. ;D
Her cousin looks ridiculously like Shakira, but she lives in Guatemala. Sorry, Sir Will.
nudes please.
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Go to the gym everyday, eat right, and live healthy..........
and die anyway...........
Yeah, but you get to hump hot chicks when you're alive.
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I work in a restaurant and the rationale and excuses people use to stuff their faces with absolute shit is frightening
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sell em to the zoo
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how many of you have had to deal with fat, out of shape (never were in shape) "friends" and family over the holidays? scarfing down sweets, dips, pasta and other shit at every chance they get? and god forbid you excuse yourself from their feeding frenzy to go to the gym, then you're really in for a verbal onslaught which we all know stems from epic jealousy of how much better we are than them. you should do all your fat friends and family a favor and disown them until they've got their shit under control, they'll thank you for it eventually or die. either way its better than dealing with their obesity. merry christmass fatass....no its not a gift card to mrs. fields, its a fucking 5 gallon bucket full of raw ephedra herb, chow down
At the INLAWS right now...TheBlock found a way to sneak away and handle some shit on here...
This is a great post. Just now I watched in arrogance my fat aunts and fat fuck cousin drink Corona after Corona and swallow like 10 pieces of fudge and cheesecake while I sat there with my bottle water eating a packet of teriyaki flavored tuna patties.
"uh...hey uh BlockHead...you uh...you want a beer? " "hey Block...you know about this stuff...how do I get rid of this?" Then they grab a handful of there gut. I hate all of them. I seriously do...
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At the INLAWS right now...TheBlock found a way to sneak away and handle some shit on here...
This is a great post. Just now I watched in arrogance my fat aunts and fat f**k cousin drink Corona after Corona and swallow like 10 pieces of fudge and cheesecake while I sat there with my bottle water eating a packet of teriyaki flavored tuna patties.
"uh...hey uh BlockHead...you uh...you want a beer? " "hey Block...you know about this stuff...how do I get rid of this?" Then they grab a handful of there gut. I hate all of them. I seriously do...
give em a motorsaw and saw of the fat. then send it to africa. tag the bag: belly from america
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bump for that time of year again!
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Have a Cousin who is Fat like me i weigh about 270 he weighs 330 but he is a mountain huge arms 20 inches easy big barrel chest and back and still has some semblance of a v taper even with a 40 inch waist unfortunatly he has 3 kids under5 so working out is not an option
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Have a Cousin who is Fat like me i weigh about 270 he weighs 330 but he is a mountain huge arms 20 inches easy big barrel chest and back and still has some semblance of a v taper even with a 40 inch waist unfortunatly he has 3 kids under5 so working out is not an option
Dude, when you're 330lbs, 20 inch arms aren't big.
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Have a Cousin who is Fat like me i weigh about 270 he weighs 330 but he is a mountain huge arms 20 inches easy big barrel chest and back and still has some semblance of a v taper even with a 40 inch waist unfortunatly he has 3 kids under5 so working out is not an option
If working out is not an option (doesn't he have a wife that can take care of the kids for an hour?? or too poor to afford some weights to train at home??) eating less might be an option.
Fuck, i hate these idiots that always have an excuse for being fat, it's never themselves eating to much, it's always the others.
Why doesn't he go out with his kids, have a 2 hours walk in the park, play ball with the oldest or some shit like that? Better than cardio and more fun, but no, i bet the kids and wife are fat as well. Fuck these people.
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how many of you have had to deal with fat, out of shape (never were in shape) "friends" and family over the holidays? scarfing down sweets, dips, pasta and other shit at every chance they get? and god forbid you excuse yourself from their feeding frenzy to go to the gym, then you're really in for a verbal onslaught which we all know stems from epic jealousy of how much better we are than them. you should do all your fat friends and family a favor and disown them until they've got their shit under control, they'll thank you for it eventually or die. either way its better than dealing with their obesity. merry christmass fatass....no its not a gift card to mrs. fields, its a fucking 5 gallon bucket full of raw ephedra herb, chow down
Yeah my fatass brother always says to me, "Beener, when you get older all your muscles just gonna turn to fat." So I say "So I'll just turn out like you except look good for most of my life?" He stfu pretty fast.
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way worse than fat adults:
fat kids :'(
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nobody overweight in my family... must be an american thing ;D
i would say 42 inch waist = overweight
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Yeah my fatass brother always says to me, "Beener, when you get older all your muscles just gonna turn to fat." So I say "So I'll just turn out like you except look good for most of my life?" He stfu pretty fast.
lol classic
I don't deal with this, I have 3 uncles who workout and everyone in my family keeps healthy in their own way, families trade and pass their tanning beds to each other.
But further down the line, yea fuced up how they always push the bad shit on you
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If working out is not an option (doesn't he have a wife that can take care of the kids for an hour?? or too poor to afford some weights to train at home??) eating less might be an option.
Fuck, i hate these idiots that always have an excuse for being fat, it's never themselves eating to much, it's always the others.
Why doesn't he go out with his kids, have a 2 hours walk in the park, play ball with the oldest or some shit like that? Better than cardio and more fun, but no, i bet the kids and wife are fat as well. Fuck these people.
Didn't you know? There is not a single person who has kids who is in shape. ::)
Their lack of willpower sickens me! >:(
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Didn't you know? There is not a single person who has kids who is in shape. ::)
Their lack of willpower sickens me! >:(
BS, look at the dugdales! ;D ;D
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BS, look at the dugdales! ;D ;D
I said "person".
Religious whack-jobs don't count as people. ::)
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I said "person".
Religious whack-jobs don't count as people. ::)
Ok. You win.
Otherwise i know really a lot of people staying in shape with their kids. Kids are very demanding and move all the time when they are awake, it's also a good chance to get out and walk when they are really small, or play ball, go swimming and so on when they are older.
Fat people always need an excuse why they are so fat.
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lets see if anyone goes for my healthy yam "souffle" (oh brother) that i'm bringing to my moms house instead of going for mashed potatoes with extra butter and gravy
monster leftovers coming back with me
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lets see if anyone goes for my healthy yam "souffle" (oh brother) that i'm bringing to my moms house instead of going for mashed potatoes with extra butter and gravy
monster leftovers coming back with me
just be glad that you have enough food for yourself.
Everyday at work, my workmates marvel at the food i bring myself, make some stupid comments then go off to buy some crap at the bakery shop to get fatter and closer to a heart attack.
I usually eat a big shaker bottle full of yoghurt mixed with one banana, cinnamon, cocoa, almond splits, oatmeal and some sweetener, sometimes i add whey protein or cocos flakes.
Comment was: "Ooooooh, this looks like ice cream!!"
So i said, yes, and it also tastes like ice cream, just that it doesn't make you fat but is pretty healthy.
The reaction i get now is "Do you eat your 'healthy protein thingie' again??"
LMAO.
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just be glad that you have enough food for yourself.
Everyday at work, my workmates marvel at the food i bring myself, make some stupid comments then go off to buy some crap at the bakery shop to get fatter and closer to a heart attack.
I usually eat a big shaker bottle full of yoghurt mixed with one banana, cinnamon, cocoa, almond splits, oatmeal and some sweetener, sometimes i add whey protein or cocos flakes.
Comment was: "Ooooooh, this looks like ice cream!!"
So i said, yes, and it also tastes like ice cream, just that it doesn't make you fat but is pretty healthy.
The reaction i get now is "Do you eat your 'healthy protein thingie' again??"
LMAO.
It's a powerful feeling to know you're better than them, right?
I bet your boss is SO jealous of your greatness.
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It's a powerful feeling to know you're better than them, right?
I bet your boss is SO jealous of your greatness.
it is actually. you can see the lack of self esteem and the defeat in their eyes.
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it is actually. you can see the lack of self esteem and the defeat in their eyes.
quite true.
You see them wanting to go through what they think is a big bowl of chocolate ice cream, but they have to 'watch their weight', actually they get fatter all the time.
As for my boss, he died two months ago. :-[
He was pretty overweight and also pretty young, but he once said to me that he thought i did everything right, living a healthy lifestyle, doing sports, learning a lot.
He wasn't jealous i think, but he knew he could rely on me because i never call in sick and was always there to help out. And that's part from living healthy and having the attitude to grind your teeth and stand through something, just like 3-5 times in the gym per week.
It's being used to something lazy fat fucks aren't used to. Once something gets hard, they give up. Also, jealousy is a problem of many fat people. insecure and jealous, that's what most of them are.
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Atleast your relatives aren't a bunch of worthless durkas.
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Atleast your relatives aren't a bunch of worthless durkas.
not one case of overweight in my family! ;D ;D ;D