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Title: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: KTMckay on December 29, 2006, 08:11:57 AM
On friday night my getbig brothers.... i went to jail for 2nd degree assault Ive missed this website actually! Im so glad ivecome back to it. I'm depleted toughly im dropped down to 190 pounds :( . I'm now known as a god damn felon though and i might have to go back to jail for 3-6 months. I'm out on $25,000 bail. My girlfriend got a bunch of people together to get 2,500 to bail me out and im out. How much have i missed since Friday?

A mean storie if anyone wants to hear it. I met and encountered some serious characters in my 5 daysin jail. Weird place but not all its talked up to be. Ive never been to jail in my entire life, not even in trouble for that matter. But friday night I got in trouble for something i shoulndt have. Itrs good to be backon the Getbig website!!!
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Post by: The Squadfather on December 29, 2006, 08:13:47 AM
On friday night my getbig brothers.... i went to jail for 2nd degree assault Ive missed this website actually! Im so glad ivecome back to it. I'm depleted toughly im dropped down to 190 pounds :( . I'm now known as a god damn felon though and i might have to go back to jail for 3-6 months. I'm out on $25,000 bail. My girlfriend got a bunch of people together to get 2,500 to bail me out and im out. How much have i missed since Friday?

A mean storie if anyone wants to hear it. I met and encountered some serious characters in my 5 daysin jail. Weird place but not all its talked up to be. Ive never been to jail in my entire life, not even in trouble for that matter. But friday night I got in trouble for something i shoulndt have. Itrs good to be backon the Getbig website!!!
hahahaha, you had to get "a bunch of people together" to raise 2500 bucks? hahahahahahahahaha monster poverty and desperation.
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Post by: Man of Steel on December 29, 2006, 08:16:06 AM
Welcome back you steamin pile of dogshit felon!!! 
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Post by: The Squadfather on December 29, 2006, 08:17:04 AM
LOL yeah sucks doesnt it? i wish it was easier. asshole lol.
hahahaha, uh oh i better not piss of Mr. Jail bird assault man. ::) you might unleash all of that massive 190lbs. of felon fury on me.
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Post by: body88 on December 29, 2006, 08:17:13 AM
LOL yeah sucks doesnt it? i wish it was easier. asshole lol.


Haha, check out this tough guy. Have fun rotting in the can for the next decade! Sweet life!!!!!!!
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Post by: sandycoosworth on December 29, 2006, 08:17:23 AM
hows your anus doing bro?
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: Adam Empire on December 29, 2006, 08:17:40 AM
On friday night my getbig brothers.... i went to jail for 2nd degree assault Ive missed this website actually! Im so glad ivecome back to it. I'm depleted toughly im dropped down to 190 pounds :( . I'm now known as a god damn felon though and i might have to go back to jail for 3-6 months. I'm out on $25,000 bail. My girlfriend got a bunch of people together to get 2,500 to bail me out and im out. How much have i missed since Friday?

A mean storie if anyone wants to hear it. I met and encountered some serious characters in my 5 daysin jail. Weird place but not all its talked up to be. Ive never been to jail in my entire life, not even in trouble for that matter. But friday night I got in trouble for something i shoulndt have. Itrs good to be backon the Getbig website!!!

Can I assume you were drunk at the time?
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 29, 2006, 08:21:45 AM
And no ... no poverty i live quite well people just dont like to shell out 2500 just to get me out of jail. .

Monster no poverty, just non refunadable money not many people are iwlling to put up. I've got a great girlfriend!!
why not just give your "girlfriend" your ATM card and have her get the money out of the bank for you if you've got so much money?
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Post by: Bear on December 29, 2006, 08:22:15 AM
Heinous, was it a hate-crime?!?! lol Assault is for girls.
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 29, 2006, 08:22:53 AM
Hahahah yes i love the negative replies you guysare fuckin awesome lol i am an asshole felon im hoping to get the charges dropped as it was not my fault the guy wanted to fight me!
bullshit, if that was the case then the other guy would be in jail, not you.
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: body88 on December 29, 2006, 08:23:09 AM
Hahahah yes i love the negative replies you guysare fuckin awesome lol i am an asshole felon im hoping to get the charges dropped as it was not my fault the guy wanted to fight me!


Bro, did you beat this chumps ass so hard you killed him?!!
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: Adam Empire on December 29, 2006, 08:24:08 AM
Hahahah yes i love the negative replies you guysare fuckin awesome lol i am an asshole felon im hoping to get the charges dropped as it was not my fault the guy wanted to fight me!

I think it is time you gave us "the rest of the story".
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: body88 on December 29, 2006, 08:27:11 AM
Don't you know how to run from the cops man???
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 29, 2006, 08:29:58 AM
Don't you know how to run from the cops man???
something tells me that "KTMMckay" likes to be "frisked".
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 29, 2006, 08:33:43 AM
I wasat home and gettiung ready to go out with my girlfriend and her friend... we went out to Sidney's casino and they havea "rainforest lounge"
I went to go do some gambling. . . and she stayedi nther lounge because she doesnt gamble. i just wanted to blow soem money but i was actually up $70 when i went to cash out ( i went to cash out 2times). on my second trip back on the way to cash out i had wordas with this guy that was at the table i was gambling with along with his buddy. so eventuallyi told him and his friend to get fucked. they said f**k you ill kick your fuckikng ass! so i  said whatever you wanna fight lets go (i was drinking R&R prior to going out and had almost 8 shots and was almost blacked out i wanted to fight) i expected to fight one then the other... no they both fought me!! well now... heres the part where i kicked one of their asses hard with one hit...
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're really tough!!!!!!!!!!! ::)
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: nycbull on December 29, 2006, 08:37:12 AM
was it white trash night at the casino?
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: slaveboy1980 on December 29, 2006, 08:37:52 AM
sarcasm where you ever afraid to go to jail when you used illegal anabolic steroids?
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: body88 on December 29, 2006, 08:38:01 AM
Something tells me ktm was at McDonald's after a night of pounding a six pack of twisted tea's in the woods. When the drive through employee messed up his order, there was trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Fury on December 29, 2006, 08:39:29 AM
The fight got sort of broken up and i told them one on one ill f**k you guys up.... then my girlfriend came rushign out screaming like hell and pulled me away from the scene it was all good... so then asshole#1 came back to fight me again saying "you think you canfuck me up huh tough guy?" and i was holding back for my girlfriend i was like f**k man just shut the f**k up alright??! go away you fucking pussy!! Sooner or later i got away from my girlfriend it wasnt hard to shes pretty little you know? i walked up to him kinda fastpaced, gave him a MEAN right straight punch to the face and broke his eye socket and nose... he just went lights out.. next thing i know the cops rolled up right as i hit him i didnt even see them... they tased me and tackled me!! i was the only one who went ot jail. they both got off. its a fucked up story ill post the police report im not lieng one bit. I fucked that guy up with one hit...

Wow, his eye socket and nose in one punch! You should be in the UFC!!! Either that or you should stop beating up 12 year old kids.
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: slaveboy1980 on December 29, 2006, 08:40:44 AM
The fight got sort of broken up and i told them one on one ill f**k you guys up.... then my girlfriend came rushign out screaming like hell and pulled me away from the scene it was all good... so then asshole#1 came back to fight me again saying "you think you canfuck me up huh tough guy?" and i was holding back for my girlfriend i was like f**k man just shut the f**k up alright??! go away you fucking pussy!! Sooner or later i got away from my girlfriend it wasnt hard to shes pretty little you know? i walked up to him kinda fastpaced, gave him a MEAN right straight punch to the face and broke his eye socket and nose... he just went lights out.. next thing i know the cops rolled up right as i hit him i didnt even see them... they tased me and tackled me!! i was the only one who went ot jail. they both got off. its a fucked up story ill post the police report im not lieng one bit. I fucked that guy up with one hit...

you sound like the type of guy you dont wanna mess with..seriously bro..bro your tough man!

way rad.







 ::)
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: SS on December 29, 2006, 08:49:08 AM
Wow, his eye socket and nose in one punch! You should be in the UFC!!! Either that or you should stop beating up 12 year old kids.
are you kidding look at this monster ::)


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=113974.0;attach=128418;image)
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: Fury on December 29, 2006, 08:49:22 AM
I might be able to obtain pictures from the night. I was alittle bloody but i broke his eye socket and nose in one hit .. and im not even a "tought guy" you know what i mean?

Generally means you're full of shit.
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 29, 2006, 08:49:55 AM
are you kidding look at this monster ::)


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=113974.0;attach=128418;image)
hahahahahahaha, is that him?
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: body88 on December 29, 2006, 08:52:28 AM
Dude, I feel bad for the next guy who pisses of KTMCKAY!!!!
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Post by: Fury on December 29, 2006, 08:53:24 AM
Dude, I feel bad for the next guy who pisses of KTMCKAY!!!!

I feel bad for his girlfriend.
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: SS on December 29, 2006, 08:53:48 AM
hahahahahahaha, is that him?
yes sir! all 160lbs of him ;D
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 29, 2006, 08:54:24 AM
yes sir! all 160lbs of him ;D
hahahahaha, what a toothpick.
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Post by: body88 on December 29, 2006, 08:56:22 AM
I feel bad for his girlfriend.

Haha, monster boyfriend who gets drunk, starts beefing with tiny tits and gets arrested.....
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: SS on December 29, 2006, 08:56:38 AM
hahahahaha, what a toothpick.
could you imagine the punching power coming from this?


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=113974.0;attach=128420;image)
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 29, 2006, 08:58:02 AM
could you imagine the punching power coming from this?


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=113974.0;attach=128420;image)
brutal 12 inch arms.
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: Fury on December 29, 2006, 08:58:51 AM
brutal 12 inch arms.

hahahahaha, can you imagine how tiny the guy he beat up was? Now that I think about it, it was probably Mr.Intenseone.
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: slaveboy1980 on December 29, 2006, 09:00:25 AM
bro, hope it works out well.
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Post by: Fury on December 29, 2006, 09:00:56 AM
heres court documents... if you dont believe me.

hahahaha, why is it not surprising your name is Kelly? hahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 29, 2006, 09:00:56 AM
hahahahaha, can you imagine how tiny the guy he beat up was? Now that I think about it, it was probably Mr.Intenseone.
i was just gonna say that, hahahahahahaaha, this other "guy" must have been as masculine as Christopher Lowell on estrogen pills.
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: SS on December 29, 2006, 09:01:26 AM
hahaha! you got caught........ must suck to be you "big guy" ::)
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Post by: Fury on December 29, 2006, 09:04:47 AM
Yes, im the man!!!

Whatever helps you sleep at night, tiny.  ::)
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Post by: SS on December 29, 2006, 09:06:17 AM
hahaha! think of all the community service you'll have to do.
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Post by: Fury on December 29, 2006, 09:06:31 AM
til he got sucked up

So what you're saying is that you blew him? Interesting....
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Post by: body88 on December 29, 2006, 09:09:07 AM
dont make me go dig up those pics you posted... "big guy" i never claimed to be big ... im only regularly 205.

I thought this was called GETBIG not alreadybig.com. lol get the f**k outof here i know im not huge. but im getting there give me time :)


YOU DO NOT WEIGH 205!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAH. First you break Urkels face in a drunken rage, now this!?
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: SS on December 29, 2006, 09:09:39 AM
So what you're saying is that you blew him? Interesting....
this guys such a puss, he can't even type tough ;D
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Post by: Fury on December 29, 2006, 09:11:25 AM
ahh hwow your funny "berzerkfury" what the f**k is berzerkfury anyways? you know your an immature twat if thats your name cmon now your not foolin anybody. you fuckin homo lol

hahahaha, tiny tit meltdown!!!!!!! Sorry if you're not intimidating, "Kelly".  ::)
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Post by: SS on December 29, 2006, 09:12:53 AM
yeah i know its sad :( i hope to bea monster one day though. ONEDAY ILL BE THOUGH. like the squad. the internet beasts :)
you're the one bragging about being arrested for fighting  ::)
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: Fury on December 29, 2006, 09:15:07 AM
okay buddy  ;)

Might want to get off the internet and try working out, tiny. Is your girlfriend named Kelly, also?
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Post by: chaos on December 29, 2006, 09:17:05 AM
Might want to get off the internet and try working out, tiny. Is your girlfriend named Kelly, also?
maybe that's his girlfriends paperwork?  she defended his honor well ;D
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Post by: chaos on December 29, 2006, 09:24:04 AM
On friday night my getbig brothers.... i went to jail for 2nd degree assault  Ive missed this website actually! Im so glad ivecome back to it. I'm depleted toughly im dropped down to 190 pounds :( . I'm now known as a god damn felon though and i might have to go back to jail for 3-6 months. I'm out on $25,000 bail. My girlfriend got a bunch of people together to get 2,500 to bail me out and im out. How much have i missed since Friday?

A mean storie if anyone wants to hear it. I met and encountered some serious characters in my 5 daysin jail. Weird place but not all its talked up to be. Ive never been to jail in my entire life, not even in trouble for that matter. But friday night I got in trouble for something i shoulndt have. Itrs good to be backon the Getbig website!!!
i'm not bragging im justbored and thought id share the story with all my getbig brothas :) you know what i mean. no one else is up at my houseso im bored. i forgot everyone was so negative here  :-\ i thought at least one person might chime in with good to know your out  >:( damnit! i didnt sayanyhing about what i did til anybody asked.  :-[  

first line of the opening post...but you're not bragging ::) ;)
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: SS on December 29, 2006, 09:26:21 AM
i'm not bragging im justbored and thought id share the story with all my getbig brothas :) you know what i mean. no one else is up at my houseso im bored. i forgot everyone was so negative here  :-\ i thought at least one person might chime in with good to know your out  >:( damnit! i didnt sayanyhing about what i did til anybody asked.  :-[
''good to know your out" oh brother you punched someone in the snozer you didn't shoot someone ::).....seriously first fight? maybe that's why you felt the need to tell your "get big bros" ::)
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Post by: WiseGuy on December 29, 2006, 09:39:42 AM
On friday night my getbig brothers.... i went to jail for 2nd degree assault Ive missed this website actually! Im so glad ivecome back to it. I'm depleted toughly im dropped down to 190 pounds :( . I'm now known as a god damn felon though and i might have to go back to jail for 3-6 months. I'm out on $25,000 bail. My girlfriend got a bunch of people together to get 2,500 to bail me out and im out. How much have i missed since Friday?

A mean storie if anyone wants to hear it. I met and encountered some serious characters in my 5 daysin jail. Weird place but not all its talked up to be. Ive never been to jail in my entire life, not even in trouble for that matter. But friday night I got in trouble for something i shoulndt have. Itrs good to be backon the Getbig website!!!


when you go back in tell Titus hello for us.........


 :-\
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Post by: nycbull on December 29, 2006, 10:34:50 AM
we went out to Sidney's casino and they havea "rainforest lounge"


"rainforest lounge"? Maybe this should have been your first clue that you weren't going to a classy joint.
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Post by: Stark on December 29, 2006, 10:35:37 AM
I was in prison for 2 weeks, worst thing is the boredom,.... in germany we are locked up for 24h straight... 1hour to walk in the yard. Good thing is I was with a bunch of people waiting for their trial, so nobody bothers you, they all don't want to create waves incase they fuck up their trial.

Boredom really fucked me up, there was days I went to bed at 16.00 tried to sleep only to because you are so fucking bored.
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Post by: Adam Empire on December 29, 2006, 10:40:44 AM
There are way too many smilies on page 3 of this thread.
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Post by: Fury on December 29, 2006, 11:26:49 AM
I was in prison for 2 weeks, worst thing is the boredom,.... in germany we are locked up for 24h straight... 1hour to walk in the yard. Good thing is I was with a bunch of people waiting for their trial, so nobody bothers you, they all don't want to create waves incase they f**k up their trial.

Boredom really fucked me up, there was days I went to bed at 16.00 tried to sleep only to because you are so fucking bored.

There are 25 hours in a day now? That's news to me.
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Post by: Croatch on December 29, 2006, 11:51:39 AM
Yeah, fighting is fun, when you're in grade school.  In the real world, you get locked up.  Unless someone was attacking me, I wouldn't waste my time.  Even if you win, you lose.
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Post by: Stark on December 29, 2006, 12:26:04 PM
hahaha! you got caught........ must suck to be you "big guy" ::)

at least he does not punch defendless woman "big guy" ::) ::) 
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Post by: brianX on December 29, 2006, 12:41:50 PM
I hope you didn't plan on getting a good job or going to college. As a convicted felon, almost all employers will refuse to employ you, and most colleges will reject your application for admission without even reading it.

Have a nice day. :D
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Post by: SS on December 29, 2006, 12:51:07 PM
at least he does not punch defendless woman "big guy" ::) ::) 
what are you talking about cock breath?
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Post by: alexxx on December 29, 2006, 01:22:29 PM
You got balls kid!
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Post by: slaveboy1980 on December 29, 2006, 02:15:02 PM
You got balls kid!

balls so big he doesnt need a car..he can ride his own balls.
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Post by: YoungBlood on December 29, 2006, 02:50:10 PM
So, your girlfriend got a bunch of people together to pool $2,500 to get you out on bail. The bail which you previously mentioned being $25k....
Misprint?
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Post by: dr.chimps on December 29, 2006, 02:54:36 PM
So, your girlfriend got a bunch of people together to pool $2,500 to get you out on bail. The bail which you previously mentioned being $25k....
Misprint?
No, you only need to post 10% as surety. So when you see Scarface getting a 1/2 mil bail, it really means 50 grand in cash. Capiche?
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Post by: YoungBlood on December 29, 2006, 04:10:18 PM
Capiche. But no capiche.
A friend of mine got a DUI last year at this time, killed a 15 year old boy. He had to post $45000 for bail. His parents fronted the entire amount in cash.
You get the money back if you appear in court like you're supposed to (or whatever is asked of you to do). If not, all that money goes to the state/gov.
I'm no expert on these things (I'm proud of that actually!), so, maybe it varies state to state?
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Post by: War-Horse on December 29, 2006, 04:23:53 PM
Welcome back you steamin pile of dogshit felon!!! 



LOL......My "Sediments" exactly.
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: G o a t b o y on December 29, 2006, 09:41:05 PM
On friday night my getbig brothers.... i went to jail for 2nd degree assault Ive missed this website actually! Im so glad ivecome back to it. I'm depleted toughly im dropped down to 190 pounds :( . I'm now known as a god damn felon though and i might have to go back to jail for 3-6 months. I'm out on $25,000 bail. My girlfriend got a bunch of people together to get 2,500 to bail me out and im out. How much have i missed since Friday?

A mean storie if anyone wants to hear it. I met and encountered some serious characters in my 5 daysin jail. Weird place but not all its talked up to be. Ive never been to jail in my entire life, not even in trouble for that matter. But friday night I got in trouble for something i shoulndt have. Itrs good to be backon the Getbig website!!!


Say "hi" to Titus for us!
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Post by: Wombat on December 29, 2006, 10:01:03 PM
Lets see--

a native-american that is drunk at a casino gets arrested for beating someone down...

Are you sure that the person you hit wasn't in fact a woman...I think that would be a better story...Then you could add this to the story---


5 days after you get out of jail...You go straight from jail to KFC because your starving...Their you see a black man eating spicy chicken wings like their going out of style while sucking back on a 40oz Colt 45...You say to the guy "hey their is no drinking in here" He stands up and says "fu k you cracker" while he backhands his white girlfriend that is trying to disfuse the situtation...You then lay him out with a right hand with one punch while you defend yourself with your left from the irrate girlfriend that proceeds to jump on your back and is now choking you while she is screaming " no one hits my Tyrone"..

You spin around 3 or 4 times with her on your back and when doing so you get dizzy and the both of you fall into the soda fountain breaking the taps on the fountain where soda sprays everywhere...At this time you and Tyrone's woman are on the ground and you keep trying to get her off you by pushing her away but the cops roll in at the exact time because Duncun Doughnuts is right next to KFC and they hear the fighting going on...

They see tyrone knocked out on the floor and also they seen you push Tyrone's white bitch girlfriend and they try to cuff you but have trouble because your resisting...So they taze you once again and drag your ass to jail.  And this time its on 2 counts of assault and resisting arrest...Because of your prior and being out on bail just about an hour ago...The bail is set at 50 grand..

good luck getting the 5G's from your friends this time...Fast forward--Your now in the hole $7500 and you haven't even been to court yet...As it turns out, you broke Tyrone's jaw and he has a 15 grand medical bill...Add that to 3 weeks lost wages from Tyrone's job at watermelon juleeus in the mall which add up to another $500 and you are in for around 23G's---oh i forgot..The first girl that you punched who's eye socket you broke needs about 50 grand worth of reconstructive surgery...

Wow your now in for almost 75 G's and you still haven't been to court yet...That was one hell of a week for you wasn't it there Geronamo!
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Post by: MisterMagoo on December 29, 2006, 10:12:38 PM
let's put this one together. cops see a 19 year old drunk as hell punch someone in the face and break a bone. so somewhere in your defense you're going to have to explain why the fact that you were hammered while underage shouldn't be used against you.

in other news, i hope you had fun on here, see you in 2015.
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Post by: Wombat on December 29, 2006, 10:26:13 PM
Did the casino serve you without an I.D? If so that could be the only thing going for you...

You get drunk at the casino being underage and hope that the guy you fuked up goes after the deep pockets(which of course will be the casino)
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: warchild on December 29, 2006, 11:39:43 PM
The report I got from people that were there, is that you sucker punched the guy.....you conveniently left that out
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: SS on December 30, 2006, 08:11:06 AM
The report I got from people that were there, is that you sucker punched the guy.....you conveniently left that out
that would have been the smart thing to do in any case.
Title: Re: My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!
Post by: War-Horse on December 30, 2006, 10:03:42 AM
Lets see--

a native-american that is drunk at a casino gets arrested for beating someone down...

Are you sure that the person you hit wasn't in fact a woman...I think that would be a better story...Then you could add this to the story---


5 days after you get out of jail...You go straight from jail to KFC because your starving...Their you see a black man eating spicy chicken wings like their going out of style while sucking back on a 40oz Colt 45...You say to the guy "hey their is no drinking in here" He stands up and says "fu k you cracker" while he backhands his white girlfriend that is trying to disfuse the situtation...You then lay him out with a right hand with one punch while you defend yourself with your left from the irrate girlfriend that proceeds to jump on your back and is now choking you while she is screaming " no one hits my Tyrone"..

You spin around 3 or 4 times with her on your back and when doing so you get dizzy and the both of you fall into the soda fountain breaking the taps on the fountain where soda sprays everywhere...At this time you and Tyrone's woman are on the ground and you keep trying to get her off you by pushing her away but the cops roll in at the exact time because Duncun Doughnuts is right next to KFC and they hear the fighting going on...

They see tyrone knocked out on the floor and also they seen you push Tyrone's white bitch girlfriend and they try to cuff you but have trouble because your resisting...So they taze you once again and drag your ass to jail.  And this time its on 2 counts of assault and resisting arrest...Because of your prior and being out on bail just about an hour ago...The bail is set at 50 grand..

good luck getting the 5G's from your friends this time...Fast forward--Your now in the hole $7500 and you haven't even been to court yet...As it turns out, you broke Tyrone's jaw and he has a 15 grand medical bill...Add that to 3 weeks lost wages from Tyrone's job at watermelon juleeus in the mall which add up to another $500 and you are in for around 23G's---oh i forgot..The first girl that you punched who's eye socket you broke needs about 50 grand worth of reconstructive surgery...

Wow your now in for almost 75 G's and you still haven't been to court yet...That was one hell of a week for you wasn't their Geronamo!




Genius......I prefer this version. ;D