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Title: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Croatch on January 01, 2007, 07:13:48 PM
A) Training natural isn't for everyone
                  ...good luck.
B) One day I'm going to take steroids
    to be big and strong

Which one sounds better?  Just answer A or B.
No comments.
Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Army of One on January 01, 2007, 07:15:15 PM
B def
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Rearden Metal on January 01, 2007, 07:17:01 PM
Neither, honestly. They both display an uncompromising view of a difficult subject, Kynan.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Croatch on January 01, 2007, 07:24:43 PM
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Neither, honestly. They both display an uncompromising view of a difficult subject, Kynan.
Oh brother, another stalker.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Wee Laddy on January 01, 2007, 07:32:28 PM
How about...

"No. Do you take Estrogen?"

But, I'd pick B if that's the only choices.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: chaos on January 01, 2007, 07:34:59 PM
B
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: The True Adonis on January 01, 2007, 07:35:13 PM
Yah those aren`t that great at all.


Just make it simple and cut the dumb slogans out.

Have a black or red stencil of a needle and then a red or black circular crossbar over it.  Like a simple DOT sign.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: The True Adonis on January 01, 2007, 07:36:41 PM
Macho fucks and loser clubbers love slogans.  Is that your market?
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Bast175 on January 01, 2007, 07:37:44 PM
"I can't afford steroids"
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: figgs on January 01, 2007, 07:38:54 PM
B

But I wouldn't wear a shirt like that because I'm not a very ostentatious person.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: chaos on January 01, 2007, 07:39:09 PM
you should just put CROATCH across the front...ooohhhh wait.. that's already been done...the true adonis
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: figgs on January 01, 2007, 07:41:48 PM
"I can't afford steroids"

So, is that what's built a barrier between a needle and your ass?  ???
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Bast175 on January 01, 2007, 07:46:23 PM
So, is that what's built a barrier between a needle and your ass?  ???

no
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Bruffy on January 01, 2007, 07:52:33 PM
How about this:
Needle with red circle/ on the front of the shirt.  On the back it reads NO SHORTCUTS!!
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Bast175 on January 01, 2007, 07:54:24 PM
"No I don't take steroids, but I do take Heroin"
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: badlad on January 01, 2007, 08:02:49 PM
I saw a funny t shirt once - with the ole stick figure drawings on it.
There was a red circle with a line diagonally thru it and two black stick figures behind that with one bent over and the other one standing behind.
The caption read 'pump iron not your buddies'
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: The Luke on January 01, 2007, 08:16:19 PM
you should just put CROATCH across the front...ooohhhh wait.. that's already been done...the true adonis

...I'd wear the "Croatch" tshirt before I'd wear the "True Adonis" tshirt, that's for sho'!

Now, a tshirt with a red circle and a line passing through True Adonis.......


The Luke
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: The Luke on January 01, 2007, 08:17:32 PM
Wait! I've got a better one:

"I can deadlift 225 lbs x 112 reps"



The Luke
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Croatch on January 01, 2007, 10:17:11 PM
C) Get jacked on steroids, is like getting fat from eating pizza
       ......neither are very challenging.
D) You gained 15lbs off a cycle?
   You're a BEAST!!
   All Natural.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on January 01, 2007, 10:22:20 PM
How about, "My name is Croatch, have you seen my helmet?"
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Croatch on January 01, 2007, 10:25:17 PM
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How about, "My name is Croatch, have you seen my helmet?"
Missed that one. ???
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: gordiano on January 01, 2007, 10:30:53 PM
Yo Croatch, how about this on a shirt:


"Life happens...I don't live my life with bodybuilding blinders on.

I've got a new house I've been working on, 2 vintage cars I like to work on, a wife, and a baby due any day now...

In adition to that...I've been busy working on the ad campaigns for BB.com for the '07 season as well as other business ventures I'm involved in like Egg Whites international, Pro BB weekly, etc.

I just started back in the gym...I don't tan in the off season, and don't cover up either."
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Fury on January 01, 2007, 10:32:43 PM
Wait! I've got a better one:

"I can deadlift 225 lbs x 112 reps"



The Luke

Here's one for a clown like you:

"Adonis runs my virgin life"
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: GoneAway on January 01, 2007, 10:37:39 PM
A) Training natural isn't for everyone
                  ...good luck.
B) One day I'm going to take steroids
    to be big and strong

Which one sounds better?  Just answer A or B.
No comments.
Thanks in advance.

A, because B is just obvious. Not everyone realises that training natural and getting great results is hard work for most.

EDIT: I now realise what B is about. That said, both are good.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on January 01, 2007, 10:42:05 PM
Missed that one. ???

 Helmet wearing retarded   
 
 Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

 helmet boy 
 
 1. someone who acts retarded.
2. someone who acts spaztic and out of control.
3. someone who does something stupid.

This word is a comparison to children with disabilities or uncontrollable movements who are required to wear helmets to prevent head injuries.




(http://www.tonyrogers.com/images/2004_colo_utah/sixshooter/cartman_retarded.jpg)
 

 
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Croatch on January 01, 2007, 10:45:48 PM
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Yo Croatch, how about this on a shirt:


"Life happens...I don't live my life with bodybuilding blinders on.

I've got a new house I've been working on, 2 vintage cars I like to work on, a wife, and a baby due any day now...

In adition to that...I've been busy working on the ad campaigns for BB.com for the '07 season as well as other business ventures I'm involved in like Egg Whites international, Pro BB weekly, etc.

I just started back in the gym...I don't tan in the off season, and don't cover up either."
I think I'll go with that.
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Helmet wearing retarded   
Yes, I should have assumed that. ::)  I think I saw a few retards today at the gym, all with helmets on.  I don't think they were natural though.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Hedgehog on January 01, 2007, 11:35:51 PM
How about, "My name is Croatch, have you seen my helmet?"

How about:

"My name is Croatch, have you seen my brother dan18?"

-Hedge
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Rearden Metal on January 02, 2007, 01:32:02 PM
Oh brother, another stalker.

We share a mutual friend in the music business. It was a freak occurance that I connected the dots to who you were.

But if you wanna get nasty, I can post some pretty fucking gay videos you've made.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: davidpaul on January 02, 2007, 01:33:43 PM
heres a classis....



MELT.DOWN.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Croatch on January 02, 2007, 01:37:39 PM
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We share a mutual friend in the music business. It was a freak occurance that I connected the dots to who you were.

But if you wanna get nasty, I can post some pretty fucking gay videos you've made.
Yeah, I already posted those...haha.  Who do you know in NY?  It wasn't my former gay porn fluffing manager was it? ahah
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: davidpaul on January 02, 2007, 01:40:25 PM
Yeah, I already posted those...haha.  Who do you know in NY?  It wasn't my former gay porn fluffing manager was it? ahah

hes prob looked at ure youtube details or myspace, the vids were fucking hilarious btw!

whats the deal with that bgi bald fuck who posts here saying u had a synthol calves, was that shit a joke?
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Croatch on January 02, 2007, 01:51:11 PM
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whats the deal with that bgi bald f**k who posts here saying u had a synthol calves, was that shit a joke?
Just a joke.  That guy is pretty funny.  I like how he constantly speaks of me enjoying being breast fed by an oversized lactating breast.  That part is true. ;D
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Rearden Metal on January 02, 2007, 01:56:27 PM
Yeah, I already posted those...haha.  Who do you know in NY?  It wasn't my former gay porn fluffing manager was it? ahah

Telly's drummer.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Rearden Metal on January 02, 2007, 01:58:44 PM
hes prob looked at ure youtube details or myspace, the vids were fucking hilarious btw!

whats the deal with that bgi bald f**k who posts here saying u had a synthol calves, was that shit a joke?

No, that WOULD be stalking, LOL. Seems you are good at it!

Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 02, 2007, 02:04:32 PM
Croatch, do you realize how sad and pathetic you are with all these threads? this is probably the 4th or 5th one I've seen from you with the exact same subject; lame ass slogans declaring for the world to see how natural and proud you are (even though you've done steroids in the past, lol)

Just get over it dude, people have better physiques then you and work less at it, it's not only steroids but also genetics.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: vinnyvee on January 02, 2007, 03:31:41 PM
Croatch, do you realize how sad and pathetic you are with all these threads? this is probably the 4th or 5th one I've seen from you with the exact same subject; lame ass slogans declaring for the world to see how natural and proud you are (even though you've done steroids in the past, lol)

Just get over it dude, people have better physiques then you and work less at it, it's not only steroids but also genetics.


I'd take this advise and run w/it Croatch! 8)
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Croatch on January 02, 2007, 03:57:01 PM
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Croatch, do you realize how sad and pathetic you are with all these threads? this is probably the 4th or 5th one I've seen from you with the exact same subject; lame ass slogans declaring for the world to see how natural and proud you are (even though you've done steroids in the past, lol)

Just get over it dude, people have better physiques then you and work less at it, it's not only steroids but also genetics.
Meltdown
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Telly's drummer.
hahah.  Small world.  Nice playing on those tracks.  Are you both still playing together?  Tell Telly I asked how his 2nd album is coming.  He should go with a harder full sound.  Nobody goes for that Jack Johnson/songwriter shit...aha  He's an awesome singer with good feel in his music.
I'd watch out for him though, seems like he has a thing for short jacked drummers ;D
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: mar10s on January 02, 2007, 04:45:51 PM
C.) 100% McDonald's
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Blockhead on January 02, 2007, 05:23:40 PM
Yo Croatch, how about this on a shirt:


"Life happens...I don't live my life with bodybuilding blinders on.

I've got a new house I've been working on, 2 vintage cars I like to work on, a wife, and a baby due any day now...

In adition to that...I've been busy working on the ad campaigns for BB.com for the '07 season as well as other business ventures I'm involved in like Egg Whites international, Pro BB weekly, etc.

I just started back in the gym...I don't tan in the off season, and don't cover up either."

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! or...

 'Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft!'
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Man of Steel on January 02, 2007, 06:36:55 PM
How bout a shirt that says, "Look at me!  Look at me!"
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Bast000 on January 02, 2007, 06:37:16 PM
How bout a shirt that says, "Look at me!  Look at me!"

have it.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 02, 2007, 06:42:14 PM
Meltdown hahah.  Small world.  Nice playing on those tracks.  Are you both still playing together?  Tell Telly I asked how his 2nd album is coming.  He should go with a harder full sound.  Nobody goes for that Jack Johnson/songwriter shit...aha  He's an awesome singer with good feel in his music.
I'd watch out for him though, seems like he has a thing for short jacked drummers ;D

Meltdown is a 160lb. guy that USED to juice starting retarded threads putting down lifters and bodybuilders that use gear just because he himself can't attain a physique like that, seriously dude.. do you have any NORMAL threads that you've posted in that don't deal with 'steroids users being weak or pussy or wimps because they don't lift naturally' ??

Time to get a life man, live and let live.

Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: ignorance on January 02, 2007, 06:46:35 PM
Croatch likes a penis.
Can you guess WHO, do you have a clue?
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Croatch on January 03, 2007, 10:02:01 AM
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Meltdown is a 160lb. guy that USED to juice starting retarded threads putting down lifters and bodybuilders that use gear just because he himself can't attain a physique like that, seriously dude.. do you have any NORMAL threads that you've posted in that don't deal with 'steroids users being weak or pussy or wimps because they don't lift naturally' ??

Time to get a life man, live and let live.
Funny, I don't recall saying guys who use gear are weak or pussies.  Both shirts simply state that most people can't lift naturally and it takes more work to achieve the same thing.  If my gym weren't flooded with roidclowns, maybe I wouldn't post the same shit.  Plus, this is a message board which is meant for speaking your opinion on different matters.  Maybe you should work at my gym and ration the number of clowns who go there.  Everyone "competes"..haha, translation, middle aged guys who juice heavily to avoid realizing what their body really looks like.
Reality check man.
Meltdown ::)
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Rearden Metal on January 03, 2007, 10:33:45 AM
Funny, I don't recall saying guys who use gear are weak or pussies.  Both shirts simply state that most people can't lift naturally and it takes more work to achieve the same thing.  If my gym weren't flooded with roidclowns, maybe I wouldn't post the same shit.  Plus, this is a message board which is meant for speaking your opinion on different matters.  Maybe you should work at my gym and ration the number of clowns who go there.  Everyone "competes"..haha, translation, middle aged guys who juice heavily to avoid realizing what their body really looks like.
Reality check man.
Meltdown ::)

You just seem to care too much, that's what we are all noticing.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Croatch on January 03, 2007, 12:28:24 PM
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You just seem to care too much, that's what we are all noticing.
It's really not what lifting should be about, but what it is about today...drugs.  I'd like to have some mutual respect for everyone at my gym, but I don't even look at what they do as the same thing.  If I want to gain X amount, I need to radically change my diet, for a good period of time.  If you're on gear, you take a pill..do the same amount of work and presto, you're bigger.  It's a joke to me, so I don't partake in it.  It's cool if you're on, just realize the difference between a true bodybuilder and a steroid hack.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Rearden Metal on January 03, 2007, 01:09:51 PM
It's really not what lifting should be about, but what it is about today...drugs.  I'd like to have some mutual respect for everyone at my gym, but I don't even look at what they do as the same thing.  If I want to gain X amount, I need to radically change my diet, for a good period of time.  If you're on gear, you take a pill..do the same amount of work and presto, you're bigger.  It's a joke to me, so I don't partake in it.  It's cool if you're on, just realize the difference between a true bodybuilder and a steroid hack.

My point is who cares what the difference is?

You are wrapped up in identifying what you do, then using other people's accomplishments as a measuring stick vs. your own, then qualifying how these accomplishments were made, then coming on here and repeatedly posting your nuggets of wisdom.

I keep thinking the same thing, which is that natural lifters are the only ones who seem to have this obsession. The rest of us don't really care what you think, we just smirk when we see your jealous death stare followed by your super intense set of swiss ball crunches.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Croatch on January 03, 2007, 01:37:26 PM
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I keep thinking the same thing, which is that natural lifters are the only ones who seem to have this obsession. The rest of us don't really care what you think, we just smirk when we see your jealous death stare followed by your super intense set of swiss ball crunches.
This statement would be true if I were 160lbs lifting Swiss Balls.  I smirk when I see some noob on a cycle looking like a bloated mess asking me, "Hey, do you compete?"  Then I say no and he looks at me with a question mark on his face.  Or guys who slam their weights and act "hardcore", meanwhile, they look mediocre at best on a bunch of shit.
I don't look like anything special, but better than the majority of people on.  So, being jealous is an impossibility.
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Royalty on January 03, 2007, 01:38:38 PM
(http://www.ithacaisgorges.com/images/item_fr_19.jpg)


I actually bought this shirt at the Commons at Ithaca College/Cornell University
Title: Re: Opinion on a shirt:
Post by: Rearden Metal on January 03, 2007, 02:02:42 PM
This statement would be true if I were 160lbs lifting Swiss Balls.  I smirk when I see some noob on a cycle looking like a bloated mess asking me, "Hey, do you compete?"  Then I say no and he looks at me with a question mark on his face.  Or guys who slam their weights and act "hardcore", meanwhile, they look mediocre at best on a bunch of shit.
I don't look like anything special, but better than the majority of people on.  So, being jealous is an impossibility.

We laugh at them, too.