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Title: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 03, 2007, 01:10:55 PM: WTF ???

Green Bulge - Creatine Matrix Volumizer
Gamma-O - Gamma Oryzanol
Liver Longer - Liver Support for 17-alpha alkylated Steroid Users
BIG - Post-Workout/Pre-Bedtime REM and ANABOLIC Matrix
Scorch Remix/Vaporize Stack - Fat Loss Powerhouse Combo
SNS Mental Acuity Stack
White Blood - Nitric Oxide + Blood Transport Enhancer
Black Hole - Appetite Enhancement Formula
Red Acid - Fat Incineration Matrix
Purple Wraath - Ergogenic Essential Amino Acid Matrix
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: Stark on January 03, 2007, 01:14:36 PM: Black hole is just WTF ^^
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: DK II on January 03, 2007, 01:34:29 PM: how about "Jungle Warfare"?? ::)
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: TheBigAristotle on January 03, 2007, 01:38:21 PM: I think Black Hole makes perfect sense for an appetite enhancer
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: gordiano on January 03, 2007, 01:50:47 PM: Here are some more:

Man Juice - By Gay-Tech & Derek Anthony

Gay Fuel - By Gay-Tech & Derek Anthony

Ebony Muscle Mountains Syrup - Endorsed By Hiney Rimjob
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: Adam Empire on January 03, 2007, 02:11:51 PM: Ladies and Gentleman, we have a winner.

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Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: youandme on January 03, 2007, 02:12:55 PM: Quote from: TheBigAristotle on January 03, 2007, 01:38:21 PM
I think Black Hole makes perfect sense for an appetite enhancer
Huh? haha, yeah ok ::)
Yoggi Bear would have been more like it
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: davidpaul on January 03, 2007, 02:13:20 PM: haha gay tech.
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 03, 2007, 02:13:53 PM: Quote from: TheBigAristotle on January 03, 2007, 01:38:21 PM
I think Black Hole makes perfect sense for an appetite enhancer

Black Hole - Appetite Enhancement Formula
..yo does this shit work? whats in it?

i dont wanna have to resort to taking injections of humulin r to enhance my appetite..
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: canadaphiliac on January 03, 2007, 02:39:43 PM: Hearing 'Muscle Milk' usually will garner a chuckle from me. Seriously now, "Let's call it Muscle Milk, that won't sound dirty at all!"
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: The True Adonis on January 03, 2007, 02:40:02 PM: Alpha-Alkaloid-Dihenadryl-17,Maxonominillan-Gornoadal-Tripipilli

I just made that up.
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: Sergio Rules 77 on January 03, 2007, 02:48:26 PM: Weider's Dynamic Muscle Builder

I bet this crap did anything but build muscle, that's pretty bizarre to me.

SERGIO!!!!!
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 03, 2007, 02:49:19 PM: I refuse to use anything made by controlled labs simply because the names of their supps are so gay...they try to sound all hardcore and just end up sounding lame...
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 03, 2007, 02:50:18 PM: Quote from: canadaphiliac on January 03, 2007, 02:39:43 PM
Hearing 'Muscle Milk' usually will garner a chuckle from me. Seriously now, "Let's call it Muscle Milk, that won't sound dirty at all!"

actually i'm the dood that produces that stuff..

i sneak into hospitals at night and milk unsuspecting new mums for this high in colustrum and igf milk..

then i pakage it and sell it for a neat profit!
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: canadaphiliac on January 03, 2007, 02:50:57 PM: Quote from: The True Adonis on January 03, 2007, 02:40:02 PM
Alpha-Alkaloid-Dihenadryl-17,Maxonominillan-Gornoadal-Tripipilli

I just made that up.

Really? What kind of gains could I expect from that? Could it beat the Nitro/Cell-tech stack I'm on now. Gotta cycle off soon though, scared I might screw up my kidneys.
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 03, 2007, 02:51:22 PM: Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 03, 2007, 02:49:19 PM
I refuse to use anything made by controlled labs simply because the names of their supps are so gay...they try to sound all hardcore and just end up sounding lame...

hey man..if anything is gonna make me eat more i'm willing to try it..
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 03, 2007, 03:11:39 PM: Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on January 03, 2007, 02:51:22 PM
hey man..if anything is gonna make me eat more i'm willing to try it..

How about not snorting coke?

That might boost the old appetite ;D
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 03, 2007, 03:15:34 PM: Quote from: Groink on January 03, 2007, 03:11:39 PM
How about not snorting coke?

That might boost the old appetite ;D

been more than a month since my last bumpy...

no drin king..no smoking...no going tobars....crap..

note to self:buy porn..
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 03, 2007, 03:16:34 PM: get some fire ass weed and smoke that, guaranteed to make you hungry man...
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: tommywishbone on January 03, 2007, 03:19:24 PM: I'll go old school; :)

Gorilla Balls
Horny Goat Weed
Up Your Gas
Liver Bombs
Title: Re: Bizarre Supplement Names
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 03, 2007, 03:20:28 PM: Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 03, 2007, 03:16:34 PM
get some fire ass weed and smoke that, guaranteed to make you hungry man...

1) makes me cough
2) hate what it makes me feel like
3) makes me go to sleep...

plus i HATE the smell..shudder..

thanx for trying though.. :-\