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Title: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Robert the Bruce on January 04, 2007, 09:55:38 AM: Say you woke up one day, and were magically 300 lbs of shredded beef ala Jay Cutler, what would you do?

Heres what I would do...
1. I'd pose in the mirror for two hours, flexing my massive biceps and triceps and quads
2. I'd drive those Hummers down the Las Vegas Strip at 100 mph
3. I'd go around the gym, and the Weider HQ, and gloat to them about how I won the O when so many said it couldn't be done
4. I'd find all the people who bullied me in high school and college and beat the hell out of them
5. Then I'd hit the gym and have afew hours of KNUCKLE-GRINDING, TEETH-SMASHING, MUSCLE-RIPPING, SWEAT-PORING INTENSE WORKOUTS....I'M TALKING 900 LBS DEADS, 200 LBS CURLS, 500 LBS BENCHS, 850 LBS SQUATS............YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do?
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Robert the Bruce on January 04, 2007, 09:57:22 AM: I'd also compete at the 2007 Arnold and take no 4 :o :o :o
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: dan18 on January 04, 2007, 10:01:35 AM: I would taser my ugly ass wife tuck tape the bitch and throw her in the trunk of a car and light it on fire....

we were talking about titus right ;D
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: davidpaul on January 04, 2007, 10:02:06 AM: id create a getbig gimmick account.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: dan18 on January 04, 2007, 10:03:18 AM: Quote from: davidpaul on January 04, 2007, 10:02:06 AM
id create a getbig gimmick account.
always aiming high dp ;D
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: ribonucleic on January 04, 2007, 10:04:50 AM: Give Kerry my 300 pounds of off-season man-love. I mean, at that point, I'm married to her instead of my wife - right?
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: wordy on January 04, 2007, 10:05:15 AM: I'd transfer all his money and sign over all his cars and property to my real self so when I reverted back i'd be pretty rich :P
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: chainsaw on January 04, 2007, 10:05:27 AM: If I was Jay, I would become a pilot "like I'am" so he can fly to his instore appearances weekly instead of having to deal with McCarren airport- Or driving.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Saxon on January 04, 2007, 10:09:20 AM: Sit round all day, sweating and out of breath. You'd probably have to crap about 4 or 5 times from all the food he had eaten the day before :P
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: dan18 on January 04, 2007, 10:09:51 AM: Quote from: chainsaw on January 04, 2007, 10:05:27 AM
If I was Jay, I would become a pilot "like I'am" so he can fly to his instore appearances weekly instead of having to deal with McCarren airport- Or driving.
how many hours of flight time do you have
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: thisiskeith12 on January 04, 2007, 10:13:33 AM: I would go on Tyra Banks' show and be like "Valentino wants to be me, he doesn't have an eating disorder. Bodybuilding isn't for everyone."
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: 240 is Back on January 04, 2007, 10:13:59 AM: I would drive to Melvin Anthony's house and return the sandow to it's rightful owner.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 04, 2007, 10:15:40 AM: Quote from: dan18 on January 04, 2007, 10:01:35 AM
I would taser my ugly ass wife tuck tape the bitch and throw her in the trunk of a car and light it on fire....

we were talking about titus right ;D

classic
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Jr. Yates on January 04, 2007, 10:36:57 AM: can hummers even go 100mph?? i wouldn't know but i thought they were slower vehicles.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Jr. Yates on January 04, 2007, 10:40:15 AM: Quote from: wordy on January 04, 2007, 10:05:15 AM
I'd transfer all his money and sign over all his cars and property to my real self so when I reverted back i'd be pretty rich :P
hahaha thats awesome!

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 04, 2007, 10:13:59 AM
I would drive to Melvin Anthony's house and return the sandow to it's rightful owner.
:o haha
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: gtbro1 on January 04, 2007, 10:48:01 AM: I agree with 240 and wordy.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: anvil on January 04, 2007, 10:49:04 AM: Definitely get rid of that gay-ass haircut.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: kiwiol on January 04, 2007, 10:49:57 AM: I'd get the Shadow to commit suicide by PMing him, saying I no longer will be selling soiled posing trunks to interested 'fans'.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: gtbro1 on January 04, 2007, 10:55:45 AM: Quote from: kiwiol on January 04, 2007, 10:49:57 AM
I'd get the Shadow to commit suicide by PMing him, saying I no longer will be selling soiled posing trunks to interested 'fans'.

hahahaha
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: benchmstr on January 04, 2007, 10:57:25 AM: i would kill myself ;D
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: chainsaw on January 04, 2007, 11:09:46 AM: Quote from: dan18 on January 04, 2007, 10:09:51 AM
how many hours of flight time do you have

Just became a pilot this year, only 150/hr but building. Damn planes are expensive to rent. Buying one this may though.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 04, 2007, 11:53:58 AM: Take a 8 lb dump in the corner of Planet Fitness.... :-*
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 04, 2007, 11:55:58 AM: i'd go workout in the UMCP fratboy gym..ritchie coloseum <sp?> ;D
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: dizzleman06 on January 04, 2007, 03:05:16 PM: Quote from: Board_SHERIF on January 04, 2007, 11:53:58 AM
Take a 8 lb dump in the corner of Planet Fitness.... :-*

you couldn't...no grunting allowed, sorry!
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Jr. Yates on January 04, 2007, 03:08:38 PM: Quote from: dizzleman06 on January 04, 2007, 03:05:16 PM
you couldn't...no grunting allowed, sorry!
haha clever.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Kwon on January 04, 2007, 03:16:02 PM: Transfer all the money and assets to my former self.

Go to the gym and see how much strong i really am.

Contact several movieproducers in Hollywood and see if there's a role for me.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Sergio Rules 77 on January 04, 2007, 03:18:16 PM: I'd dispense ice and keep the food and drinks cold. Think about it.

SERGIO!!!!
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: bigmikecox on January 04, 2007, 05:48:48 PM: I'd see how many fitness and figure chicks I could bang
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: EL Mariachi on January 04, 2007, 07:36:02 PM: i'would go for a walk, and intimidate people with my size, probably beat them up.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Wombat on January 04, 2007, 08:33:43 PM: well i would start a body detox and run it for about 40 to 60 days...Probably the lemanade diet(detox)after the 40 days(and 50 pounds lost) i would declare myself retired, go on vacation for a month and then go make my money thru investments...
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: bigkubby on January 05, 2007, 01:16:37 AM: i would jack off on a ronnie coleman poster and spell pig
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: UpTheDosage on January 05, 2007, 01:23:21 AM: Quote from: bigkubby on January 05, 2007, 01:16:37 AM
i would jack off on a ronnie coleman poster and spell pig

lol. thats fucking funny man. this thread is classic.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: PORKY on January 05, 2007, 04:19:44 AM: I'd try n get plastic surgery to rid d face of that double chin ;D
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: BigCypriate on January 05, 2007, 04:48:17 AM: I would go and thank the SQUAD for allowing me to win a sandow.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Petrucci on January 05, 2007, 06:05:38 AM: monster thread ressurrection!

i would enter in a new gym, and do like deadlifts with 100 lbs, curls with 20lbs, squats with 40 lbs and when the kids ask me 'why do you use this little' i would say ' i dont train hard at all, its just genetics...what can i do?"
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: BigCypriate on January 05, 2007, 06:08:06 AM: Quote from: Petrucci on January 05, 2007, 06:05:38 AM
monster thread ressurrection!

i would enter in a new gym, and do like deadlifts with 100 lbs, curls with 20lbs, squats with 40 lbs and when the kids ask me 'why do you use this little' i would say ' i dont train hard at all, its just genetics...what can i do?"

Yes!
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: the shadow on January 05, 2007, 06:21:01 AM: i would commit sucide cuz i would be so happy that i would kill myself due to happiness.. :P
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: johncena69 on January 07, 2007, 06:30:44 AM: I would workout in the gym, eat a lot, and buy new clothes like, button down shirts, t-shirts, and Levis Jean. The reason that I would buy clothes is because all you see don't see bodybuilders wearing these kinds of clothes all you see them in is workout clothes.
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on January 07, 2007, 06:36:31 AM: become a male prostitute for women
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: bigkubby on January 07, 2007, 09:28:14 PM: i would jack off on the sandow and send it to ronnie colemans mom. :-*
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: Childish///AMG on January 08, 2007, 08:51:47 AM: Quote from: bigkubby on January 07, 2007, 09:28:14 PM
i would jack off on the sandow and send it to ronnie colemans mom. :-*
Dude, that was sooo "Wrong" but funny ;D
Title: Re: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY?
Post by: bigkubby on January 08, 2007, 04:56:01 PM: Quote from: Childish///AMG on January 08, 2007, 08:51:47 AM
Dude, that was sooo "Wrong" but funny ;D
nah its not wrong.its fucken hilarious. i would ask ronnie to have have king tamali lick the spunk off