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Title: how do you shave your glutes
Post by: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM: I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.
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Post by: Drij on January 04, 2007, 08:55:14 PM: nair it
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Post by: BRUCE on January 04, 2007, 08:57:43 PM: haha :o
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Post by: candidate2025 on January 04, 2007, 08:58:02 PM: sit in a recliner naked. pull one leg up towards your face...reach in between your legs and down....pull you sack up; shave asshole. repeat on other side.

;D ;D
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Post by: Fury on January 04, 2007, 08:58:45 PM: Buy a Philips Bodygroom shaver or something.
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Post by: Hulkster on January 04, 2007, 08:59:09 PM: very carefully.
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Post by: GoneAway on January 04, 2007, 09:02:14 PM: Just get it waxed once a month.
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Post by: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 09:11:24 PM: Quote from: LoveTheSport on January 04, 2007, 09:02:14 PM
Just get it waxed once a month.

isn't that gay?
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Post by: chaos on January 04, 2007, 09:12:43 PM: Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.

Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 09:11:24 PM
isn't that gay?
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Post by: GoneAway on January 04, 2007, 09:17:50 PM: Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 09:11:24 PM
isn't that gay?

Just because it's called 'waxing' doesn't mean it's for females only. Did you know females shave their legs and 'other' areas? I guess that makes shaving gay, according to your rationale. Did you know they also eat food?
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Post by: Drij on January 04, 2007, 09:32:03 PM: lighter?
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Post by: Army of One on January 04, 2007, 09:34:17 PM: Quote from: Drij on January 04, 2007, 09:32:03 PM
lighter?

Razor?
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Post by: wes mantooth on January 04, 2007, 10:31:07 PM: why is your wife sniffing your butt? what is she doing down there?
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Post by: Bodies on January 04, 2007, 10:34:01 PM: she's tossing his salad!
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Post by: chaos on January 04, 2007, 10:37:21 PM: Quote from: wes mantooth on January 04, 2007, 10:31:07 PM
why is your wife sniffing your butt? what is she doing down there?
Quote from: Bodies on January 04, 2007, 10:34:01 PM
she's tossing his salad!
isn't that gay?
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Post by: Fury on January 04, 2007, 10:38:17 PM: I need to shave my ass actually, gotten kind of hairy down on the ol' cheeks. Just thought I would let everyone know.
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Post by: Army of One on January 04, 2007, 11:16:16 PM: Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 04, 2007, 10:38:17 PM
I need to shave my ass actually, gotten kind of hairy down on the ol' cheeks. Just thought I would let everyone know.

HAHA Im sure the semen stuck in there from your negro window cleaner may make that more difficult hahaha
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Post by: phreak on January 05, 2007, 01:13:15 AM: cover a bike saddle in Nair. Sit down and wiggle a bit. Stand up violently.
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Post by: dovidov on January 05, 2007, 05:47:17 AM: do you leave skid marks wherever you sit?haha like a mangey dog or cat with shit stuck all over their asses- your wife is right- it starts to stink after a while- wash your freakin ass
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Post by: rockyfortune on January 05, 2007, 05:54:07 AM: dude..take a bath and clean your ass for crying out loud...it's not the hair making your ass stink it's the leftover dingleberries..
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Post by: dovidov on January 05, 2007, 05:56:50 AM: Quote from: rockyfortune on January 05, 2007, 05:54:07 AM
dude..take a bath and clean your ass for crying out loud...it's not the hair making your ass stink it's the leftover dingleberries..
haha sounds like an Al Bundy quote" Peg, it's not the clothes that make you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat"!!!@
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Post by: onlyme on January 05, 2007, 06:09:32 AM: Call Alexxx
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Post by: Playboy on January 05, 2007, 06:11:07 AM: Mach 3 turbo blades.

PB
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Post by: slaveboy1980 on January 05, 2007, 06:33:05 AM: Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.

make your wife shave your rectum
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Post by: BigCypriate on January 05, 2007, 06:36:59 AM: Quote from: LoveTheSport on January 04, 2007, 09:17:50 PM
Just because it's called 'waxing' doesn't mean it's for females only. Did you know females shave their legs and 'other' areas? I guess that makes shaving gay, according to your rationale. Did you know they also eat food?

how long have you loved the penis 'lovethesport'?
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Post by: nycbull on January 05, 2007, 07:18:54 AM: Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.

Rich,

Coming on here to try and trick straight guys into talk about shaving their asses was real clever but your just a pathetic lockeroom troll. Time to leave dude.
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Post by: 210 and growing on January 05, 2007, 03:38:34 PM: Haha - thread of the week ;D
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Post by: Rich Gainihger on January 05, 2007, 03:39:19 PM: Quote from: nycbull on January 05, 2007, 07:18:54 AM
Rich,

Coming on here to try and trick straight guys into talk about shaving their asses was real clever but your just a pathetic lockeroom troll. Time to leave dude.

let's fuck!
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Post by: Bast000 on October 23, 2007, 10:15:12 AM: classic thread.
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Post by: Bruffy on October 23, 2007, 11:09:24 AM: Sounds like BerzerkFury can't wipe himself properly after a #2.
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Post by: Thin Lizzy on October 23, 2007, 11:12:55 AM: It helps to be flexible. :)
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Post by: Big N on October 23, 2007, 11:46:36 AM: Have sevastase do wonders, rumors is he's good with shaving his own head
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Post by: Mars on October 23, 2007, 11:54:50 AM: if one of my girls wants to give me a rimjob they want it to be smooth and hairless.
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Post by: Luv_2build on October 23, 2007, 03:11:46 PM: Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 09:11:24 PM
isn't that gay?

Not as much as your original question to a bunch of guys. Figure it out on your own time. You can't be that dumb
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Post by: Master Blaster on October 23, 2007, 03:32:07 PM: Quote from: slaveboy1980 on January 05, 2007, 06:33:05 AM
make your wife shave your rectum

Hahahah, exactly. If she has a problem she can fix it.
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Post by: SWOLETRAIN on October 23, 2007, 03:34:50 PM: funny stuff
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Post by: bigkubby on October 23, 2007, 04:32:47 PM: Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.

JUST BEND OVER AFTER YOU GET HOME FROM WORK GRAB ALL THE HAIR WITH YOUR HAND AND VIOLENTLY PULL.
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Post by: nuyork143 on October 23, 2007, 04:38:36 PM: Quote from: chaos on January 04, 2007, 10:37:21 PM
isn't that gay?

Isnt this entire post GAY???
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Post by: nuyork143 on October 23, 2007, 04:41:00 PM: Quote from: bigkubby on October 23, 2007, 04:32:47 PM
JUST BEND OVER AFTER YOU GET HOME FROM WORK GRAB ALL THE HAIR WITH YOUR HAND AND VIOLENTLY PULL.

Big Tubby like to have his tranny hooker shave his...he likes it freshly shaved when he gets fucked.
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Post by: Bast000 on October 23, 2007, 04:41:05 PM: Quote from: Luv_2build on October 23, 2007, 03:11:46 PM
Not as much as your original question to a bunch of guys. Figure it out on your own time. You can't be that dumb

way to pick up on the joke.
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Post by: Camel Jockey on October 23, 2007, 05:36:07 PM: Quote from: Bast000 on October 23, 2007, 10:15:12 AM
classic thread.

epic digging up an old thread.

Pretty good comedy though.
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Post by: bigkubby on October 23, 2007, 08:34:50 PM: Quote from: nuyork143 on October 23, 2007, 04:41:00 PM
Big Tubby like to have his tranny hooker shave his...he likes it freshly shaved when he gets fucked.
NUYORK IS EXTREMELY EXCITED BECAUSE THEY ALLOWED BUTTBOYS IN THE ARMY "BITCH GIVE ME 50 JUMPING JACKS" (NUYORK) "SIR YES SIR" :'(
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Post by: onlyme on October 24, 2007, 10:34:23 AM: Quote from: bigkubby on October 23, 2007, 08:34:50 PM
NUYORK IS EXTREMELY EXCITED BECAUSE THEY ALLOWED BUTTBOYS IN THE ARMY "BITCH GIVE ME 50 JUMPING JACKS" (NUYORK) "SIR YES SIR" :'(

I know how Leafy Bug does it
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Post by: Naked4Jesus on October 24, 2007, 10:37:54 AM: Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.

So what your basicly saying is that you're life partner's complaining about getting hair in his mouth everytime he tosses your salad. Hmmmm too much information dude! :-X
Title: Re: how do you shave your glutes
Post by: Bluto on October 24, 2007, 10:43:27 AM: real men dont shave.

anywhere.

ever.

hope this helps.
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Post by: nuyork143 on October 24, 2007, 01:16:39 PM: Quote from: bigkubby on October 23, 2007, 08:34:50 PM
NUYORK IS EXTREMELY EXCITED BECAUSE THEY ALLOWED BUTTBOYS IN THE ARMY "BITCH GIVE ME 50 JUMPING JACKS" (NUYORK) "SIR YES SIR" :'(

I love how you put my name in quotes like I didnt know who you were talking about....youre an idiot...HAHAHAHA
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Post by: io856 on November 11, 2009, 01:10:04 AM: ;)
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Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 11, 2009, 01:26:54 AM: great bump lol... Ron should bring back guests.
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Post by: WillGrant on November 11, 2009, 01:36:05 AM: Quote from: io856 on November 11, 2009, 01:10:04 AM
;)
Io are you Rich Gainihger :o :o
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 11, 2009, 03:36:38 AM: I usually have Sebastian / Winged Lion do it on me. But I have a problem, because he keeps fingering my asshole even though I tell him not to >:(
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Post by: Pecs on November 11, 2009, 04:19:55 AM: hmmm... why did i even click this thread?? :-\
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Post by: dov on November 11, 2009, 04:26:40 AM: One of the funniest threads ever! Great advices all teh way great advices ;D
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Post by: Meso_z on November 11, 2009, 04:33:00 AM: burn them with a lighter.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 11, 2009, 05:07:19 AM: Quote from: dov on November 11, 2009, 04:26:40 AM
One of the funniest threads ever! Great advices all teh way great advices ;D

Be careful. Someone here might give you wrong "advices" :-\

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Post by: chaos on November 11, 2009, 05:15:32 AM: Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on November 11, 2009, 03:36:38 AM
I usually have Sebastian / Winged Lion do it on me. But I have a problem, because he keeps fingering my asshole even though I tell him not to >:(
Outed.
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Post by: BanksMcgee on November 11, 2009, 05:40:19 AM: (http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00oMVENLHaZhqAM/Single-Blade-Disposable-Razor-H-101-.jpg)

Just rub your ass with water and shave with the above. Works like a charm. ;)
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Post by: RJ DRIVER on November 11, 2009, 05:55:30 AM: grab a handfull of it and pull.
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Post by: chadstallion on November 11, 2009, 06:20:32 AM: Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.

easy.
1. wait until the steam room in the gym is completely empty. not during peak hours.
2. Gillette Fusion razor.
3. bring a towel to sit on. let yourself get completely steamed up and wet.
4. lie back on the towel; legs up. one hand pulls a butt check back and the other uses the razor to
shave.
5. trade hands; do the other butt cheek.

Easy, no mess, no fuss, no shave cream. takes about 15 seconds from start to finish.
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Post by: d0nny2600 on November 11, 2009, 06:29:43 AM: (http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/shaving.jpg)
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Post by: chadstallion on November 11, 2009, 06:33:51 AM: Quote from: Bluto on October 24, 2007, 10:43:27 AM
real men dont shave.

anywhere.

ever.

hope this helps.

welcome to Stink City.
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Post by: MisterGX on November 11, 2009, 10:25:45 AM: Quote from: dovidov on January 05, 2007, 05:47:17 AM
do you leave skid marks wherever you sit?haha like a mangey dog or cat with shit stuck all over their asses- your wife is right- it starts to stink after a while- wash your freakin ass

LMFAO!!!!!
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Post by: kiwiol on November 11, 2009, 10:38:17 AM: Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.

Get rid of your wife and move in with Bay
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Post by: johnnynoname on November 11, 2009, 10:39:50 AM: you have to "feel it out"
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Post by: Danimal77 on November 11, 2009, 11:45:10 AM: Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.

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Post by: The Showstoppa on November 11, 2009, 12:06:17 PM: Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on November 11, 2009, 03:36:38 AM
I usually have Sebastian / Winged Lion do it on me. But I have a problem, because he keeps fingering my asshole even though I tell him not to >:(

Are you sure it's his finger?
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Post by: funk51 on November 11, 2009, 12:39:00 PM: Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.

sit in a tub of sulphuric acid, problem solved. just kidding of course, but it will solve your problems.
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Post by: io856 on November 11, 2009, 12:41:19 PM: Quote from: kiwiol on November 11, 2009, 10:38:17 AM
Get rid of your wife and move in with Bay
lol!
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Post by: nycbull on November 11, 2009, 01:06:49 PM: ask Goink, he is supposedly very hairy down there :D
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 11, 2009, 03:25:12 PM: duct tape
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Post by: bigkubby on November 11, 2009, 11:25:26 PM: JUST PACK YOUR CRACK WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND LET YOUR GO TO TOWN ;D