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Getbig Bodybuilding Boards => Steroids Info & Hardcore => Topic started by: bigguns175 on January 06, 2007, 09:06:48 AM
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So I ordered some gear as usual, 15 bottles worth, except with the holidays I guess it got backed up. I went off to college just yesterday and of course my package arrives at my house later that day. I tell my mom a friend is going to pick up the package tommorow she's like ok but of course she has no respect for my privacy and doesn't understand the law of opening another person's mail and I get a call this morning her bitching at me saying what the fuc* is this shit bla bla bla I'm not giving this package to anyone and all this.
I'm enraged and very concerned plus I'm supposed to shoot it today :'( and now can't.
How do you think I should get it back
1. Try to talk to her and explain to her about bodybuilding and that it is a necessity and my choice and she has to realize it and accept it ?
2. Lie and say it isn't mine and it's someone elses and they paid for it and she needs to give it to this other person.
3. Have one of my friend's sneak into my house at night and try and find the stuff and steal it.
4. I drive 3-4 hours home and I sneak in and take it then drive 3-4 hours back.
P.S. Forgot to mention she is crazy and very unreasonable and close minded...
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Wow. That's a fucked up situation. I'd probably go with option #4.
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that sux...
i would go with 2 or 4...
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You could also try the other option of not having gear sent to you parents house.
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Well I was staying there overbreak, I ordered it like over 2 weeks ago and was supposed to get to me in like 2-3 days but there was some hold up or problem and it took longer to get to me :-\.
Now that I'm back at my apartment at school everything will be sent directly to me, of course.
I'm thinking I'm going to have to make the drive, there will be noeay really to talk to her and frankly I don't really care too. Sad I rather sit in my car for 6-7 hours than to have a real talk with my mom, haha. Anyways, if you want anything done right you have to do it yourself.
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u should make sure the package is still there b4 u make da drive?
wat if u get there and it's trashed... u'll be even more pissed off than..
good luck...
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15 bottles?
What kind of cycle are you on?
Unless you mean 15 amps
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No I mean 15 bottles just cheaper for me to buy in bulk use some now save some for future cycle
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Damn, what all did you buy?
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Sucks man, but i would go for option 4. She refuses to hand over your own property, so it kinda gives you a wildcard to steal it back.
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I like this...its like an old goosebumps book with options (remember that shit :)) . I'd agree and say 2 or 4.
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tell her its your friends and you need to get it to him cause he spent alot of money on the stuff and say its all legit or you wouldnt have had it sent there.make her comfortable
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how crazy is she? would she turn you in? Im sure if they are vials that say testosterone she knows its steroids. even if you were getting them for a friend it looks bad. who does those kind of favors for people???
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You could also try the other option of not having gear sent to you parents house.
That was very INCONSIDERATE of you to put your parents in a situation of possibly getting a visit from the feds via a controlled delivery.
p.s. Sneak in and take the shit when they are asleep or something.
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No I mean 15 bottles just cheaper for me to buy in bulk use some now save some for future cycle
and it makes it easier to get charged with intent to distribute.
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and it makes it easier to get charged with intent to distribute.
Very true.
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I be damned if a I would have had it sent to my parents house??? You deserve to loose the gear for a stunt like that.... but I hate to see any bro in pain even if it is his fault. What I would do is claim some shit like you really need the bottles cause you fell to temptation and ordered them for a friend who will kill you if you dont get them to him because its so much money.
make her feel like your safety is endangered if you dont get the bottles to the owner and assure her you made a mistake and learned your lesson. Tell her you love her and youre sorry and to just give you the gear and it wil be over. DONT SNEAK in there at night and get shot by your dad.
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I be damned if a I would have had it sent to my parents house??? You deserve to loose the gear for a stunt like that.... but I hate to see any bro in pain even if it is his fault. What I would do is claim some shit like you really need the bottles cause you fell to temptation and ordered them for a friend who will kill you if you dont get them to him because its so much money.
make her feel like your safety is endangered if you dont get the bottles to the owner and assure her you made a mistake and learned your lesson. Tell her you love her and youre sorry and to just give you the gear and it wil be over. DONT SNEAK in there at night and get shot by your dad.
Actually...that is probably some good advice. Don't get shot by your father.
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i think its pretty fucked up that they opened your mail. must be pretty snoopy
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Similar situation happened to a friend of mine who gathered credible info showing his parents if used responsibly that there is no real risk or danger and go in deep detail defending you actions why and that you know what you are doing
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i think its pretty fucked up that they opened your mail. must be pretty snoopy
I agree.
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have your friend steal the trash before its picked up. sort through it and get your shit. if its not in there, drive home and find it in the house.
and of course....
DONT GET GEAR SENT TO YOUR MOMS HOUSE!!!
maybe shes using it and gonna whip your ass when you come home on break from school!!! shes probably squatting the washing machine right now!!! ;D
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As a joke i once sent a package of pins to a friends house, knowing full well his nosey mum would open it. Ha ha ha, she accused him of being a junkie and broke down in tears.
It ultimately doesn't matter what your mum thinks. Tell her you're an adult and are capable of making your own decisions. I bet shes done some pretty nasty shit in her time. Try and educate her that steroids arn't the scourge of society that the media portrays them as being.
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As a joke i once sent a package of pins to a friends house, knowing full well his nosey mum would open it. Ha ha ha, she accused him of being a junkie and broke down in tears.
It ultimately doesn't matter what your mum thinks. Tell her you're an adult and are capable of making your own decisions. I bet shes done some pretty nasty shit in her time. Try and educate her that steroids arn't the scourge of society that the media portrays them as being.
Just don't have any rubber man meat sent to his house...his wife/mother might suspect he is gay.
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So your mom is paying your way through college and you repay her with having juice in her home. What idiots have drugs sent through the mail?
What is Mexico that far of a drive?
I hope she has another son in the family who will make her proud.
Not being mean... just feeling for your mom.
I guess everyone lives on the bourder of mexico? and nobody ever has there gear mailed to there house.I guess everyone on here is a idiot cause 99% of people that use have gear mailed to there house.You must think its easy to bring gear back from mexico.MUST be a newbie.
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Haha yea, I live in chicago so it's quite a drive actually.... and I rather not taking the risk of drug smuggling lol.
Anywho you can all rest your souls, I drove home and snuck in at like 3 a.m. grabbed the gear and headed back to school, no problems. My mom kept calling me this morning like 8 times and leaving messages and then finally I just called her and she was like I was so worried that something happened to you and I was like I'm fine and she tole me she didn't want me to take that stuff and I told her it's my hobbie and I'm going to and I won't die from it and I'm being safe and going to continue to do well in school and she didn't bust my balls at all... it was really weird, I assume she realizes the gear is gone too because it was sitting right on the table but she didn't question me about where it went or anything either which is also strange but whatever. Everything is good again just the way it ought to be
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So your mom is paying your way through college and you repay her with having juice in her home. What idiots have drugs sent through the mail?
What is Mexico that far of a drive?
I hope she has another son in the family who will make her proud.
Not being mean... just feeling for your mom.
shut up skank.
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Haha yea, I live in chicago so it's quite a drive actually.... and I rather not taking the risk of drug smuggling lol.
Anywho you can all rest your souls, I drove home and snuck in at like 3 a.m. grabbed the gear and headed back to school, no problems. My mom kept calling me this morning like 8 times and leaving messages and then finally I just called her and she was like I was so worried that something happened to you and I was like I'm fine and she tole me she didn't want me to take that stuff and I told her it's my hobbie and I'm going to and I won't die from it and I'm being safe and going to continue to do well in school and she didn't bust my balls at all... it was really weird, I assume she realizes the gear is gone too because it was sitting right on the table but she didn't question me about where it went or anything either which is also strange but whatever. Everything is good again just the way it ought to be
Did you dress up in Commando regalia and descend from the vent above your kitchen table? That would have been badass.
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Hell yeah!
I guess he was able to dodge the lasers and robots.
Mission accomplished!
Good for him...
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You got damn lucky son.But thats F**ked up you'd get your folks mixed up in your shyte.If you wanna play the game,By all means do.Your a big boy.But to risk bringing heat on your folks IS NOT COOL!
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Glad you got your gear. Next time don't send that shit to your parents house. & if you're going to send gear there at least tell them what's coming so they don't sign for any packages & such.
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Through and through your parents will care for you, even if they know you use steriods...it takes alot for parents not to love their children unless they were worthless parents to begin with.
It's human nature for your mom to worry about you and open odd packages and such...my mother used to do the same thing. if my mom found a stash of gear i would have came home and got my ass beat with a bat.
my parents still have no idea i use but all the men in my family are big and excel at sports...i guess she realizes i'm successfull so she doesn't question me.
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LoL well thinks havent gone as great as they were, apparently she didn't realize the gear was gone until yesterday and she freaked and I tryed to talk to her reasonably and was honest about everything and it was like talking to a wall and she told me she was pulling me out of school and crap which makes no sense and she called my dad and luckily he is actually sensible and I can have a logical conversation with him and he basically said he didn't want me taking them and he wants to research it but he ain't penalizing me or taking me out of school for it but my mom now refuses to give me any money for food or extra curricular events now... oiii. Just to show honesty is not the best policy ;). When you get in a sticky situation you best lie your freaking ass off!!!! :P
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Less learned huh?...lol
Why she would pull you out of school is beyond me. in fact, she should raise the standard for your GPA!...hahaha
Good luck!
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LMAO!!!!! thats funny......Is this Brian???? Anyway you should tell her it's for a friend who has connections to the mob and if you don't deliver the package they might put a hit out on you... Or you could put on a ski mask and bust in right at dinner time, scare the crap outta her and rob them for the gear...thats what I'd do.
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You should earn your own damn money for extra activities.Sure school is your number one priority and you can't work full time but if you got money to buy 15 bottles of test at a time(or whatever it was) then you should be able to buy your own food and have money to run on....especially if they are footing the bill for school. :) Just my two cents.... Anyway glad ya got your shit...would be a crying shame if she trashed it or something...but I wouldn't have been so honest about it if I were you. :) "DENY TIL YOU DIE"
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Go with number 2 and explain that if your buddy doesn't get his shit from you, you will be out the coin. Every parent understands money so it should hit a card. Explain to her that he didn't want his g/f to find out so he had it sent to your house for safety reasons....
If all else fails take something of hers that is worth about the same money and hold it for ransom....something that means alot to her, that way she won't second guess giving it back...but I'm an asshole and that's just what I would do....
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Go with number 2 and explain that if your buddy doesn't get his shit from you, you will be out the coin. Every parent understands money so it should hit a card. Explain to her that he didn't want his g/f to find out so he had it sent to your house for safety reasons....
If all else fails take something of hers that is worth about the same money and hold it for ransom....something that means alot to her, that way she won't second guess giving it back...but I'm an asshole and that's just what I would do....
look up a few posts on the thread bro...he already got it back. no need to ransom!
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Tell her your taking a course in chemistry and this is for some research. Or option 4 is probably the easiest
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Tell her your taking a course in chemistry and this is for some research.
Haha I'll try that next time, say its my term project or something
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Just tell her you have AIDS and you have a script from the MD. ;D
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OR..... next time you order some gear, go rent a post office box, but not at the post office. At one of the independent places, which could careless what you're having sent to your box. Most places don't even make you show identification to rent one, so you can put it under a different name and pay cash for it. Have your gear sent under a different name too. That way the worry level is just that much lower of getting busted. Thats what I do and its worked great for me!
The rental on the smallest box they offer is way cheap too!! I only pay $6 a month for it. $6 is worth peace of mind for "ME". And when the package is too big for the box, they put it in a bigger box for you, locked up until you come pick it up.
Thats a whole lot better than having your gear sent to your parents house and having to worry about stealing it back and possibly getting pulled out of school. but you can make your decisions. just offering an alternative.
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OR..... next time you order some gear, go rent a post office box, but not at the post office. At one of the independent places, which could careless what you're having sent to your box. Most places don't even make you show identification to rent one, so you can put it under a different name and pay cash for it. Have your gear sent under a different name too. That way the worry level is just that much lower of getting busted. Thats what I do and its worked great for me!
The rental on the smallest box they offer is way cheap too!! I only pay $6 a month for it. $6 is worth peace of mind for "ME". And when the package is too big for the box, they put it in a bigger box for you, locked up until you come pick it up.
Thats a whole lot better than having your gear sent to your parents house and having to worry about stealing it back and possibly getting pulled out of school. but you can make your decisions. just offering an alternative.
When they put it in a different box,do you have to show ID and sign for it to pick it up? Since it is not in YOUR locked box..anyone could say they are "JOHN DOE" and take your package.Looks like they would make you prove that P.O. box "insert number" that the package was sent to actually belonged to you before allowing you to take the package.
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gtbro1, I always use the same "alias" name when I have gear sent to my PO box, so the ladies that work there, know who I am, I'm in there all the time, so I have a half ass decent relationship with them. I have never had to show ID to pick stuff up, I just tell them I have been expecting a package that I know is too big from my box and ask if it has showed up yet, and tell them the box number and name. They check, and if it's there, they hand it over. Never had to show ID once, and I've had lots of boxes that were too big for my box sent to me. I've never had a problem with not having to show ID to pick something up.
But it also helps asking for it in advance, (when I KNOW theres no way its had time to get there yet), so they know I'm looking for it and expecting it.