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Title: Men versus women
Post by: Cap on January 06, 2007, 11:10:09 AM


Female prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who'se handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend
Amen.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen.
Title: Re: Men versus women
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 06, 2007, 12:40:08 PM

Female prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who'se handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend
Amen.


Amen.

That's a bunch of bullshit. When a man actually shows some of these qualities, a woman says he's boring and ends up dating some assholes. Atleast we men are honest.  8)
Title: Re: Men versus women
Post by: Cap on January 06, 2007, 03:54:24 PM
That's a bunch of bullshit. When a man actually shows some of these qualities a woman says he's boring and ends up dating some assholes. Atleast we men are honest.  8)
Thats why it's funny.  Lol.