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Female prayer:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who'se handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend
Amen.
Male Prayer:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen.
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Female prayer:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who'se handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend
Amen.
Amen.
That's a bunch of bullshit. When a man actually shows some of these qualities, a woman says he's boring and ends up dating some assholes. Atleast we men are honest. 8)
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That's a bunch of bullshit. When a man actually shows some of these qualities a woman says he's boring and ends up dating some assholes. Atleast we men are honest. 8)
Thats why it's funny. Lol.