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is this a joke? Eastwood is a legend one of the original bad ass's. Seagal is a fat shit and can't act at all.
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is this a joke? Eastwood is a legend one of the original bad ass's. Seagal is a fat shit and can't act at all.
bro would won in a fight
bare knuckel fight bro
BARE KNUCKLE
barroom
fight
behind the bar kinda fight bro
WHO'D IT BE
steven seagal
or clint easwood
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I am, insluted by the thread,
Clint in - High Plains Drifter/Pale Rider/The good the bad and the ugly would destroy any steven seagal incarnation,
even seagals slik shirt wearing cop "Gino"
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All Clint Eastwood would have to do is look at Seagal and he'd piss himself.
Clint is the man.
"It's a hell of a thing killin a man.....you take away everything he's got...and everything he's gonna have."
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not worth discussing.
Clint > everyone
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Clint of cours.
Clint Vrs. John Wayen ?
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oh yeah
what makes you so sure
i think you guys seen too many movies, you know clint east isnt all that bad in real life where as steven seagal is even badder in real life!!!!!
word to your mother
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or a battle Royal with......
Clint, The Duke, Sam Elliot, Walker Texas Ranger, Robert Duvall, Wilferd Brimley, and Tom Sellick.
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oh yeah
what makes you so sure
i think you guys seen too many movies, you know clint east isnt all that bad in real life where as steven seagal is even badder in real life!!!!!
word to your mother
word
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are you kiddin me clint eastwood shits nails he would kill segal
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>:( >:( >:(
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;D
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;D
hahahah that boy wont be winning the oscar for best actor thats for sure
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i'd take a steven seagal movie over most oscar movies
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hey id take an good martial arts flick over an oscar flick too
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The Clint from Heartbreak Ridge or the Clint from Good,Bad,Ugly?
Heartbreak version had more physical training but GBU-version was younger of course.
The Seagal from Nico / Under Siege (younger and better shape) or the Seagal from Belly of the Beast? (Fat)
Would the fight be in a poolhall where you were allowed to improvise with cuesticks/cueballs having a bunch of italians as audience etc?
Or is it a bareknucklefight in a barn then escalating to the streets with an orangutang and rich millionaires from Texas as audience?
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Seagal would kill him. It's about time these threads are back :D
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this is absurd, segal would absolutely destroy clint eastwood and all those other little gay cowboys for that matter, john wayne included, segal would break every bone in his body.
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Well, truth to be told, Seagal is an accomplished Martial Artist and knows how to fight, but if Clint can bring his metalplate under his poncho and some pistols, it might be a closer match than one can expect.
"Hope this helps"
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Clint still runs 6 miles /day
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clint's cardio is probably better, to win a fight i think steven could win but can't run of course ;D
i think clint's movies are better, did someone saw the last 4 or 5 last movies (dvd) of steven, man the guy su*ks baddly and look bad too, also a wig........
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Clint still runs 6 miles /day
5 is better imo. :)
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Clearly Clint has a better shape and cardio these days, but he'd better avoid getting caught in a wristlock! :D
Either way, these two blokes are too old for a real competitive fight.
Now CC vs Arlovski, that's an entertaining fight worth looking forward to.
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this is absurd, segal would absolutely destroy clint eastwood and all those other little gay cowboys for that matter, john wayne included, segal would break every bone in his body.
correct..segal would pwn clint under 10 seconds
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I'm gonna jump in on this even though I'm probably gonna get totally flamed (like usual) but inthink Segal definitely has Eastwood on this one...Come on...Clint is an old guy...he had his day in the 70's and 80's but come on...Segal is the new improved Eastwood with more sex appeal for the ladies...
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Based on thier roles I can honestly say this is what would happen.
Seagal would try to break down the door and beat the dogshit out of Clint. He certainly is capable as I don't think Clint was ever as big or as fast as Seagal.
But Eastwood would have shot him three times in the first two seconds Seagal entered the room.
Eastwood - 1
Seagal - 0
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Based on thier roles I can honestly say this is what would happen.
Seagal would try to break down the door and beat the dogshit out of Clint. He certainly is capable as I don't think Clint was ever as big or as fast as Seagal.
But Eastwood would have shot him three times in the first two seconds Seagal entered the room.
Eastwood - 1
Seagal - 0
Okay, Ill give you that one but, given hand to hand combat circumstances, you know Segal woud beat Eastwoods ass...
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Okay, Ill give you that one but, given hand to hand combat circumstances, you know Segal woud beat Eastwoods ass...
Agreed
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Agreed
Segal -1
Eastwood- Dead
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Seagal would beat the shit out of that 135lbs guy. 8)
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Segal -1
Eastwood- Dead
Please, he would squint, and smoke that fool with a long barrelled 45 revolver before Seagal got through the door.
And he wouldn't even drop his ciggarette.
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Please, he would squint, and smoke that fool with a long barrelled 45 revolver before Seagal got through the door.
And he wouldn't even drop his ciggarette.
Read the thread, we were talking about hand to hand combat...
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seriously though (sorry, i'm bored). segal is supposed to be a weapons and akido expert.
having said that, i doubt the man has much grunt left (enjoyed the good life a little too much).
watching clint throw punches in movies like 'every which way but loose' i always thought he was slow as molasses. it's like he takes all day to get the punch out.
segal (dick that he is) would turn him into a pretzel b4 he threw the first punch.
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Read the thread, we were talking about hand to hand combat...
But if it really went down, that's how it would be.
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The Clint Eastwood from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly would laugh in Segal's face right as he put 2 between the eyes.
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Clint Eastwood hands down.
As an actor,director.
Steven did 1/1000 of Clint did in the movie industry.
Stupid competetion.
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Clint Eastwood hands down.
As an actor,director.
Steven did 1/1000 of Clint did in the movie industry.
Stupid competetion.
Read the thread...Hand to hand combat...Steven Segal would kill Clint Eastwood...
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Read the thread...Hand to hand combat...Steven Segal would kill Clint Eastwood...
depends on your definition of "hand to hand". if Clint could get his hands on a toilet plunger, Seagal would be history
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Read the thread...Hand to hand combat...Steven Segal would kill Clint Eastwood...
Sorry i agree with you. But,when it comes to gun fight at desert......Who knows.
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doesnt even matter if clint had a gun, no matter how many times he shot at segal, no matter how close to him he was, none of the bullets would ever hit him.
and then you know what follows- segal kicks him in the stomach, snaps his arm in half then drives a knife up to the hilt into the top of clint's head.
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you guys know who would fuck them both up at the same time???
CHUCK NORRIS
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you guys know who would f**k them both up at the same time???
CHUCK NORRIS
A 70yr old Clint would kick a 30yr old segals ass.
After he kicks it, Chuck Norris would wipe it. He's a queer.
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There is no theory of evolution.... just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information we wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Steven Seagal gggggggoing ddddoo ooo vvvnnn
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Got to love that site.
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Seagal is done. he and Van Damme have lost all credibility and their movies go straight to video. In the case of a brawl Seagal would win because he is an aikido blackbelt and Eastwood lacks actual fight training. However Seagal has backed down from legitimate challenges from REAl fighters like Bob Wall. He was choked out twice by Gene La-bell. he is generally seen as a bully on movie sets frequently picking on people smaller than himself. When a person does step up and challenge him he backs down. I started out as a seagal fan but his conduct and arrogance has destroyed any respect I have for him.
As for him being a tough guy - when his partner(Nasso) and the Mafia started working him over he was terrified for his life. During his testimony in court his whole tough guy life (working for the CIA etc) was picked apart and it turned out that he had crafted a persona and his real life version was nothing out of the ordinary. His recent movies have had stunt doubles for action scenes. Sorry folks but Seagal and Van Damme will never reach Eastwood levels of fame.
Finally I think Clint is a tough guy and can hold his own. Age of course is a factor but I wouldnt be suprised if clint did come out on top. After all movie aikido and real aikido work differently. Never seen a aikido specialist in Pride or UFc or any other fight federation.
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Steven Seagal eats 5 trucks of food a day.
Special chairs were made to fit Steven Seagal's ass.
Steven Seagal doesn't have favorite food. He eats everything.
Steven Seagal only sleeps when having sex.
Steven Seagal's penis knows aikido, but can't have an erection.
Steven Seagal can meditate and eat in the same time.
If a diet was a person, Steven Seagal would kill it.
Steven Seagal wanted to be a stunt double for King Kong but was rejected for being too fat.
When someone eats a hamburger, Steven Seagal eats two. .
Steven Seagal doesn't have a mood when he eats the most. He always eats the most.
A woman once tried to make fun of Steven Seagal's weight in bed. She now has 20 children that are fat and know aikido.
The only thing scarier than Steven Seagal without Botox is Steven Seagal WITH a record deal.
While in Tibet, Steven Seagal learned how to kill a man with such devices as a remote control and a bologne sandwich
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Seagal -mafia story
http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html
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Surely this is some kind of a sick joke. Clint is nearly 80 and could still kick Segal's ass with one arm and both legs missing. Although Segal plays guitar and is a big Hendrix fan, so he's not bad in my book, but he's no Clint.
SERGIO!!!!
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Segal would beat the shit out of Clint Eastwood, but then Eastwood would bust out his .44 magnum and Segal would be capped like a black guy.