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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: columbusdude82 on January 13, 2007, 01:12:54 PM
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This quarter, I have a class in a building where humanities departments are housed and mostly humanities courses are taught: psychology, anthropology, history of the arts, shit like that... The women in this building are freakin FUGLY. Why is it that so many women in the humanities are fat, bitter, waayyy too liberal, smoke like chimneys, and just plain old angry!
While waiting for my class to start, I heard these fat bitches yappin out loud about how they can't lose weight, how the USA sucks and is a source of evil in the world, how they are dedicated Democrats, how they transferred from psychology to anthropology to sociology to ...
That got me thinking about the general patterns of women in academic majors. Sure, every major will have its hot chicks and its ugly chicks, but some patterns can be observed.
For example, I have noticed that most women in engineering tend not to take good care of their looks. Quite a few even have mustaches.
The hottest chicks tend to be business majors, or communication or some stupid major that doesn't require much time or intellectual effort.
Discuss.
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many hot girls... they start as business majors. then they move to 'marketing' cause they're more creative than accounting. Then they take finance, and realize that marketing involves lots of numbers and fin mgmt.
so, they become 'communications' majors. i worked in a univ career center as an advisor for 1.5 years, and i saw it 3 times a week without fail.
Girl: "Hi, i'm a communications major, and i want a job in mgmt when i graduate in the spring"
Me: "Okay, what are you looking to work in?"
Girl: "Mgmt."
Me: "Um, okay. Tell me about your internships, interests, current work situation, and goals".
Girl: "I used to work at Startbucks til I got hired at the Gap where I'm asst. manager. I didn't do any internships. I am creative and bright and think i could be a good manager"
Me: "Great. Can I see your creative works portfolio?"
Girl: "I'd like to start at 50,000 a year, cause I think with my Communications degree, I'm definitely worth that much".
Me: "Well, you will need a skillset at least somewhat consistent with that pay level since you lack the experience".
Girl: "I have a car payment and now I gotta repay these loans. And I have great skills in ... people .... management .... creativity... blah blah.
On and on, every time. No skills, experience, or clear vision for what they want to do. But they want to "manage" and they want 50k to start.
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ROFLMAO. Absolutely the most hilarious thread...
As a footnote, everyone knows that male engineering students are among the most studly, beautiful specimens to be found.
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ROFLMAO. Absolutely the most hilarious thread...
As a footnote, everyone knows that male engineering students are among the most studly, beautiful specimens to be found.
Oh yea. Total hot bods for all the chicks to pine for.
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Oh yea. Total hot bods for all the chicks to pine for.
You should see the guys piled up in a philo class... heavenly creatures, every last one of them!
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many hot girls... they start as business majors. then they move to 'marketing' cause they're more creative than accounting. Then they take finance, and realize that marketing involves lots of numbers and fin mgmt.
so, they become 'communications' majors. i worked in a univ career center as an advisor for 1.5 years, and i saw it 3 times a week without fail.
Girl: "Hi, i'm a communications major, and i want a job in mgmt when i graduate in the spring"
Me: "Okay, what are you looking to work in?"
Girl: "Mgmt."
Me: "Um, okay. Tell me about your internships, interests, current work situation, and goals".
Girl: "I used to work at Startbucks til I got hired at the Gap where I'm asst. manager. I didn't do any internships. I am creative and bright and think i could be a good manager"
Me: "Great. Can I see your creative works portfolio?"
Girl: "I'd like to start at 50,000 a year, cause I think with my Communications degree, I'm definitely worth that much".
Me: "Well, you will need a skillset at least somewhat consistent with that pay level since you lack the experience".
Girl: "I have a car payment and now I gotta repay these loans. And I have great skills in ... people .... management .... creativity... blah blah.
On and on, every time. No skills, experience, or clear vision for what they want to do. But they want to "manage" and they want 50k to start.
well done bro!
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they were all hot, they all smelled good, and while they annoyed the piss out of me, i woulda shagged every one of them.
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Business majors in general tend to be stupid if they're not majoring in accounting or economics.
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Business majors in general tend to be stupid if they're not majoring in accounting or economics.
I'd venture to disagree. Business and Pre-Med baby!!!!!!!!! And I'm good looking to boot! ;D
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Not that we're all generalizing or anything. :)
Actually, nobody filled out a ski sweater like my philo prof. Too bad I was too stupid to keep up and follow along. :D
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ROFLMAO. Absolutely the most hilarious thread...
As a footnote, everyone knows that male engineering students are among the most studly, beautiful specimens to be found.
Yes. 8)
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Yes. 8)
Lol. I knew there had to be at least one of you around here somewhere. I did add a disclaimer. ;)
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Some of the hottest (and freakiest) chicks at my university were either Engineering, Business, or Poly Sci.
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I must be getting the short end of the stick at my school because the girls in the business school aren't anything special. >:(
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I must be getting the short end of the stick at my school because the girls in the business school aren't anything special. >:(
The freakiest chicks are the ones with computers. Think about it...they're alone with with inanimate objects, and the guys are either like the ones from "Beauty and the Geek", or the bagger at the local supermarket.
Pure Freak Potential.
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The freakiest chicks are the ones with computers. Think about it...they're alone with with inanimate objects, and the guys are either like the ones from "Beauty and the Geek", or the bagger at the local supermarket.
Pure Freak Potential.
hahahahah, I've never thought of it like that. Who knows what they're doing with those laptops during class. :o :o
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I knew when I declared my major in philosophy that the next couple years of scenic value would be bleak.
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Yeah good discussion folks! Most of those hot girls in business who want more money than their skills can get them, probably intend on becoming trophy wives any way...
And yes, the majority of male engineering students are about as attractive as onions, but there's always a few guys there who work out and are in good shape, more than the girls...
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Update: now that winter quarter is nearing its end, I am glad to never have to see these bitter, fat, jaded, hairy, America-hating spinsters-in-the-making again...
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The hottest chicks tend to be business majors, or communication or some stupid major that doesn't require much time or intellectual effort.
Discuss.
visit your schools kineasology dept.. ;)