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Title: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: mahg on January 16, 2007, 07:54:24 AM
I was bored today so I went out and ended up buying a 417 sq ft apartment that is still being constructed. Then I came home and I'm thinking, did I buy an apartment or a jailcell?  ???

Is 417 too small?
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Army of One on January 16, 2007, 07:55:09 AM
I was bored today so I went out and ended up buying a 417 sq ft apartment that is still being constructed. Then I came home and I'm thinking, did I buy an apartment or a jailcell?  ???

Is 417 too small?

You sound intelligent.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: nycbull on January 16, 2007, 07:58:47 AM
what city is it in?
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: The Heckler on January 16, 2007, 07:59:15 AM
I was bored today so I went out and ended up buying a 417 sq ft apartment that is still being constructed. Then I came home and I'm thinking, did I buy an apartment or a jailcell?  ???

Is 417 too small?

at the moment you have 14 posts.  i suggest you keep it that way.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Dingleberry on January 16, 2007, 08:03:48 AM
How do you buy an apartment? I thought you rented an apartment, and bought a house or condo?
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on January 16, 2007, 08:03:54 AM
I was bored today so I went out and ended up buying a 417 sq ft apartment that is still being constructed. Then I came home and I'm thinking, did I buy an apartment or a jailcell?  ???

Is 417 too small?

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Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Special Ed on January 16, 2007, 08:05:50 AM
Well if it's in NYC, don't worry about it because it will be worth twice what you paid for it in a few years. If it's in Florida, you're probably getting rooked.

The key in this market is to not buy in overbuilt areas where there isn't enough demand to justify the price.  At the same time, you should always buy the most space/house you can afford. So if you can swing a 1BR or Junior 4 instead of a studio, I recommend you go for it.

Special "Real Estate Maven" Ed
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Chick on January 16, 2007, 08:09:17 AM
I was bored today so I went out and ended up buying a 417 sq ft apartment that is still being constructed. Then I came home and I'm thinking, did I buy an apartment or a jailcell?  ???

Is 417 too small?

 417 sq.??  Looks like you'll have to step outside to change your mind..!
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: 240 is Back on January 16, 2007, 08:14:49 AM
See how many feet it is above sea level.  Good chance Florida will not be here in 40 years.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Rockhead on January 16, 2007, 08:16:42 AM
Chick did the baby come yet?
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Chick on January 16, 2007, 08:18:46 AM
Nope...
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Fury on January 16, 2007, 08:20:15 AM
Congratulations, that's bigger than the one Arvilla bought with his life savings from PTing!!!!
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: BigWyte on January 16, 2007, 08:49:32 AM
417 sq.??  Looks like you'll have to step outside to change your mind..!

LOL....that was clever
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Chick on January 16, 2007, 08:55:05 AM
Glad someone got that one...
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Rockhead on January 16, 2007, 08:57:03 AM
is it an efficiency apt?  are you just renting it? Will you be sued if you break the lease, if so you can always claim that as a serioius bodybuilder you will at some point in the near future be too big to fit in it.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Petrucci on January 16, 2007, 08:57:50 AM
Glad someone got that one...

i have to give credit, that was very clever Chick  :D
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Chick on January 16, 2007, 09:01:59 AM
417 sq.??

Even the MICE are hunch-backed..!
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Big N on January 16, 2007, 09:21:59 AM
See how many feet it is above sea level.  Good chance Florida will not be here in 40 years.



LOL
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on January 16, 2007, 09:25:38 AM
I was bored today so I went out and ended up buying a 417 sq ft apartment that is still being constructed. Then I came home and I'm thinking, did I buy an apartment or a jailcell?  ???

Is 417 too small?

To put thinks in prospective.....a two car garage in California is 600sq ft. Congrats, you just baught an outhouse and have a tree for a toilet!
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: tommywishbone on January 16, 2007, 09:26:50 AM
at the moment you have 14 posts.  i suggest you keep it that way.
;D
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: onlyme on January 16, 2007, 11:02:43 AM
Jeez, I think you can buy a tent bigger than that. My bedroom 18 x 18.  Thats just 324 sq. ft.  I guess with a tiny bathroom, george foreman grill, small fridge, you have a home.  That is tiny though.  where is it
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: The Heckler on January 16, 2007, 11:03:34 AM
417 sq.??

Even the MICE are hunch-backed..!

haha
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: bigmc on January 16, 2007, 11:10:53 AM
at least you can take a piss and cook breakfast without getting out of bed
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: alexxx on January 16, 2007, 11:11:10 AM
Glad someone got that one...

It's hard not to get it with such a clever handle as yours. ::)
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: gordiano on January 16, 2007, 12:18:44 PM
what city is it in?

Dubai, India............
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: DarthNemesis21 on January 16, 2007, 01:08:27 PM
at the moment you have 14 posts.  i suggest you keep it that way.
BWAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on January 16, 2007, 01:12:21 PM
I take it most of you people have never been inside a studio apartment in Manhattan.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Stark on January 16, 2007, 01:26:56 PM
I take it most of you people have never been inside a studio apartment in Manhattan.

Trust me anything is better than a studio in Dublin City, I had to move in one a couple of years back, and I had mice in my place...
Once I woke up, and I see this mice sitting in the middle of the floor eating bread crumps on the floor.

Glad to say since I have meet my GF and since live makes sense again, I have "upgraded" the living conditions drastically.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on January 16, 2007, 01:30:15 PM
You know cleaning up the bread crumbs off the floor might have been a good idea.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: carvedoutofwood on January 16, 2007, 02:23:06 PM
Dubai, India............
lmao ... never gets old
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: BRUCE on January 16, 2007, 02:57:44 PM
See how many feet it is above sea level.  Good chance Florida will not be here in 40 years.

It must be a pain having to live with your constant state of paranoia...... ::)
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: The Squadfather on January 16, 2007, 03:28:12 PM
417 sq.??

Even the MICE are hunch-backed..!
hahahahahaha, his front door and backdoor are on the same hinge.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: torquemada on January 16, 2007, 04:23:29 PM
Damn, I think Titus has more square feet than that... ;D

That's damn small, but in the right city, it could be a good investemnt.  Special Ed pretty much hit it dead on...
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Chick on January 16, 2007, 04:26:12 PM
I had a 1959 4 dr. Cadillac fleetwood years ago...i think THAT was 400 sq.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Cap on January 16, 2007, 04:27:51 PM
I had a 1959 4 dr. Cadillac fleetwood years ago...i think THAT was 400 sq.
Sounds like a baby-maker Bob.  ;D
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: onlyme on January 16, 2007, 05:50:10 PM
Sounds like a baby-maker Bob.  ;D

At $500 a sq. ft. in Hong Kong that would be some good money.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 16, 2007, 05:56:31 PM
I was bored today so I went out and ended up buying a 417 sq ft apartment that is still being constructed. Then I came home and I'm thinking, did I buy an apartment or a jailcell?  ???

Is 417 too small?

unless this place is in the mid-town of manhattan you are a dumb fuck

hope this helps
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Bast000 on January 16, 2007, 05:57:31 PM
what's your rent?
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 16, 2007, 06:01:44 PM
hmmm....if you divide sq.ft by lbs then onlyme couldn't fit in there.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: whitewidow on January 17, 2007, 12:29:29 AM
I was bored today so I went out and ended up buying a 417 sq ft apartment that is still being constructed. Then I came home and I'm thinking, did I buy an apartment or a jailcell?  ???

Is 417 too small?

dude you just bought yourself a jail cell-at least its twcie the size as vince goodrums apt.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Bodies on January 17, 2007, 12:39:10 AM
at least you can take a piss and cook breakfast without getting out of bed
The crapper is probably built into the bed!
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: mahg on January 17, 2007, 01:00:30 AM
It costed me $60,000 and a real estate agent I spoke to said if I rented it should be able to fetch around $500 a month since it's in the center of the city. At that rate even without figuring in property appreciation and increases in rent I could get my money back in 10 years. I guess it's not the worst investment. But then who the hell knows if that bitch spoke the truth.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: whitewidow on January 17, 2007, 01:12:13 AM
It costed me $60,000 and a real estate agent I spoke to said if I rented it should be able to fetch around $500 a month since it's in the center of the city. At that rate even without figuring in property appreciation and increases in rent I could get my money back in 10 years. I guess it's not the worst investment. But then who the hell knows if that bitch spoke the truth.
Is it a studio? or does it have a bedroom? 60K aint too bad.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Power on January 17, 2007, 05:18:18 AM
Since you are into real estate, would you be interested in a low mileage bridge in Brooklyn, NY?

PWR
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 17, 2007, 05:20:57 AM
At $500 a sq. ft. in Hong Kong that would be some good money.

also good money in paris, amsterdam and rome(but not rome, new york)
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Lord Humungous on January 17, 2007, 05:23:28 AM
I guess everyone will know when you take a dump. :-X
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: SecondFocus on January 17, 2007, 08:05:03 AM
This got me curious so I just measured and 417 sq ft is about the size of my dining room. But it does have a fireplace at an angle along one side that reduces the room size slightly.
Title: Re: 417 Sq Ft Apartment
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 17, 2007, 12:11:42 PM
I was bored today so I went out and ended up buying a 417 sq ft apartment that is still being constructed. Then I came home and I'm thinking, did I buy an apartment or a jailcell?  ???

Is 417 too small?

My leather posing "pouch" is bigger than that... :o