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Title: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: mahg on January 18, 2007, 07:25:41 AM
Well, I've never been in a fight, but almost got in one today.

This guy, a foot taller and about 100 pounds heavier stepped on my foot at the taxi stand (accidentally I think) but didn't apologise or say anything. He acted like nothing happened. No remorse look, no apology, nothing. It didn't hurt much, but it was a significant foot step, not a slight one, it was his entire foot on my foot, a kind of step that I felt warranted an apology.

Me: You should apologise
Him: It was an accident (angry look)
Me: Still
Him: Got a problem?
Me: No, just expecting a bit of courtesy
Him: Oh yeah
Me: Yeah
Him: Wanna fight?
Me: Not really
Him: Then shut up
Me: Fuck you
Him: Wanna go
Me: Fine lets do it
Him: Ehh whatever

Then he just looks in front and we don't speak and the taxi comes and he goes.

2 questions...

1) I was pissed and ready to go but I couldn't help but have this SCARED SHITLESS feeling inside of me. My heart was beating like crazy. I think if it happened I'd have let it happen and would've fought, but is the feeling of fear normal?

2) Also, how does a fight work? How do you know a fight is on, and how do you know when it's over?
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: jaejonna on January 18, 2007, 07:27:20 AM
if you were going to fight this nigg* , then you dont even have to say anything, just punch him in the fucking face, the longer you wait the less chance you wil catch him with his gaurd down.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Squadfather on January 18, 2007, 07:27:48 AM
my guess is that you would have tried to "disable" him by giving him a blowjob.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: SS on January 18, 2007, 07:30:12 AM
yeah and i almost had all the powerball numbers ::)
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 18, 2007, 07:33:16 AM
will it be on youtube?
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Steve Pulcinella on January 18, 2007, 07:35:21 AM
Judging by your post my guess is that you will know the fight is over when you look up and there is paramedics trying to revive you.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: SS on January 18, 2007, 07:36:21 AM
2) Also, how does a fight work? How do you know a fight is on, and how do you know when it's over?






when you ever have that feeling you had "being scared" start swinging!

the fight is over when the other guy is on the ground and you're putting the boots to him.



Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: ForMotherRussia on January 18, 2007, 07:38:43 AM
my guess is that you would have tried to "disable" him by giving him a blowjob.
ahah   that is pretty funny
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: ThaRealist on January 18, 2007, 07:38:58 AM
Aren't you the same guy that was all pissed about the highschool kids making fun of you too??? LoL...I will let ya in on something....If your going to sit and talk shit instead of taking action you will always get your ass beat and get walked on throughout your life.... ;D
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Tapeworm on January 18, 2007, 07:43:08 AM
Fighting is lame.  Lose and you're in the hospital, win and you're in jail.  Don't worry about the fear kid, he obviously felt the same way.  Don't invite fights, you never know if the other guy is a blackbelt, carrying a weapon, whatever.

If it comes down to it, most guys try to stand tall before a fight and are wide open.  Throat is a good target for the knuckles, or palm to their nose.  Don't take a big swing, just strike as quick as you can and you'll have the advantage... best done while they're talking shit.  Hands in front of you, palms out, in the "I don't want no trouble" position makes it pretty quick.  Breaking their fingers doesn't take much skill if you wind up wrestling.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Heckler on January 18, 2007, 07:43:48 AM
Well, I've never been in a fight, but almost got in one today.

This guy, a foot taller and about 100 pounds heavier stepped on my foot at the taxi stand (accidentally I think) but didn't apologise or say anything. He acted like nothing happened. No remorse look, no apology, nothing. It didn't hurt much, but it was a significant foot step, not a slight one, it was his entire foot on my foot, a kind of step that I felt warranted an apology.

Me: You should apologise
Him: It was an accident (angry look)
Me: Still
Him: Got a problem?
Me: No, just expecting a bit of courtesy
Him: Oh yeah
Me: Yeah
Him: Wanna fight?
Me: Not really
Him: Then shut up
Me: f**k you
Him: Wanna go
Me: Fine lets do it
Him: Ehh whatever

Then he just looks in front and we don't speak and the taxi comes and he goes.

2 questions...

1) I was pissed and ready to go but I couldn't help but have this SCARED SHITLESS feeling inside of me. My heart was beating like crazy. I think if it happened I'd have let it happen and would've fought, but is the feeling of fear normal?

2) Also, how does a fight work? How do you know a fight is on, and how do you know when it's over?

By posting this you have owned yourself by showing you are a seriously underweight pussy who is afraid to fight.  No wonder your girlfriend cheats on you.  ::)
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Squadfather on January 18, 2007, 07:45:48 AM
"mahg" must look like a bitch, nobody ever does shit like that to me.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: mahg on January 18, 2007, 07:46:32 AM
Aren't you the same guy that was all pissed about the highschool kids making fun of you too??? LoL...I will let ya in on something....If your going to sit and talk shit instead of taking action you will always get your ass beat and get walked on throughout your life.... ;D

Well, define "taking action". I don't want to go to jail. The law says you can only hit back when hit, but if that massive fuck had gotten me with a clean shot I might've been KTFO. So confusing. I was standing there not knowing if he was going to hit me, or what to do. But fuck, was I pissed.  >:(

This is bullshit man. How do I  make it so that I am no longer the brunt of jokes or people's bullshit. I've never had my "ass beat", I always backed off when I was younger whenever things got tense. I used to be like "chill man I'm sorry" and they always backed off. But I don't want to be the coward anymore, yet I don't want to get hurt or go to jail either.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?  ???
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: mahg on January 18, 2007, 07:47:45 AM
"mahg" must look like a bitch, nobody ever does shit like that to me.

Yeah, I have this "babyface" and being 5'5 135 doesn't help either.  :(
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: rockyfortune on January 18, 2007, 07:48:21 AM
wow..man,...you are too cool....


did you set up a time to meet in the school yard too?
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: the shadow on January 18, 2007, 07:49:00 AM
Well, I've never been in a fight, but almost got in one today.

This guy, a foot taller and about 100 pounds heavier stepped on my foot at the taxi stand (accidentally I think) but didn't apologise or say anything. He acted like nothing happened. No remorse look, no apology, nothing. It didn't hurt much, but it was a significant foot step, not a slight one, it was his entire foot on my foot, a kind of step that I felt warranted an apology.

Me: You should apologise
Him: It was an accident (angry look)
Me: Still
Him: Got a problem?
Me: No, just expecting a bit of courtesy
Him: Oh yeah
Me: Yeah
Him: Wanna fight?
Me: Not really
Him: Then shut up
Me: f**k you
Him: Wanna go
Me: Fine lets do it
Him: Ehh whatever

Then he just looks in front and we don't speak and the taxi comes and he goes.

2 questions...

1) I was pissed and ready to go but I couldn't help but have this SCARED SHITLESS feeling inside of me. My heart was beating like crazy. I think if it happened I'd have let it happen and would've fought, but is the feeling of fear normal?

2) Also, how does a fight work? How do you know a fight is on, and how do you know when it's over?
this is a bodybuilding board..keep your shit to yourself only..nobody gives a f**k here
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Squadfather on January 18, 2007, 07:49:38 AM
Yeah, I have this "babyface" and being 5'5 135 doesn't help either.  :(
damn dude no wonder you get fuccked with, got to the gym and train heavy, heavy, heavy and eat like a horse, eat everything but the kitchen sink, pizza, burgers, ice cream, whole milk, steaks, everything, guys always f**k with small skinny dudes because they don't fear them, i do it myself in the gym all the time.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: the shadow on January 18, 2007, 07:51:00 AM
damn dude no wonder you get fuccked with, got to the gym and train heavy, heavy, heavy and eat like a horse, eat everything but the kitchen sink, pizza, burgers, ice cream, whole milk, steaks, everything, guys always f**k with small skinny dudes because they don't fera them, i do it myself in the gym all the time.
so your the 'gym bully' of your gym...???
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: SS on January 18, 2007, 07:51:16 AM
"mahg" must look like a bitch, nobody ever does shit like that to me.
hahaha! that's cause you're the guy that knocked his skinny ass out of the way.


could you imagine what the other guy is telling his buddies at work.

I knocked some skinny fag to the curb, and took his cab, and i didn't even feel bad when he started crying like a little bitch.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: ThaRealist on January 18, 2007, 07:51:46 AM
Well, define "taking action". I don't want to go to jail. The law says you can only hit back when hit, but if that massive f**k had gotten me with a clean shot I might've been KTFO. So confusing. I was standing there not knowing if he was going to hit me, or what to do. But f**k, was I pissed.  >:(

This is bullshit man. How do I  make it so that I am no longer the brunt of jokes or people's bullshit. I've never had my "ass beat", I always backed off when I was younger whenever things got tense. I used to be like "chill man I'm sorry" and they always backed off. But I don't want to be the coward anymore, yet I don't want to get hurt or go to jail either.

WHAT THE f**k DO I DO?  ???

When I said the phrase "ass beat" it basically met that you are a pussy and I am not tryin to hate on you Bro, but you really are...Sounds like you are heading down the road of opening fire on a crowded field of people rather than being a man and being more assertive in your life...If you keep letting people get to you and worry about what they are going to say or do than you are doomed to be a pussy for the rest of your life...I hope this helps ya out.... ;)
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Tapeworm on January 18, 2007, 07:52:09 AM
damn dude no wonder you get fuccked with, got to the gym and train heavy, heavy, heavy and eat like a horse, eat everything but the kitchen sink, pizza, burgers, ice cream, whole milk, steaks, everything, guys always f**k with small skinny dudes because they don't fear them, i do it myself in the gym all the time.

Dangerous.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Squadfather on January 18, 2007, 07:52:50 AM
so your the 'gym bully' of your gym...???
i make fun of people who don't belong there.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: the shadow on January 18, 2007, 07:53:34 AM
i make fun of people who don't belong there.
hahahah correct.. ;D
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: dr.chimps on January 18, 2007, 07:53:39 AM
my guess is that you would have tried to "disable" him by giving him a blowjob.
hehe. that was teh funny.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Heckler on January 18, 2007, 07:54:03 AM
being 5'5 135 doesn't help either.  :(

I seriously hope you're joking
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Squadfather on January 18, 2007, 07:54:06 AM
Dangerous.
translation =you're a skinny bitch yourself and you carry a gun in your car to try to scare guys like me who pick on you.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 18, 2007, 07:54:33 AM
hahaha! that's cause you're the guy that knocked his skinny ass out of the way.


could you imagine what the other guy is telling his buddies at work.

I knocked some skinny fag to the curb, and took his cab, and i didn't even feel bad when he started crying like a little bitch.

hahahaha, this guy better get used to this type of treatment at his size, huh ssbg? hahahah
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: mahg on January 18, 2007, 07:55:16 AM
hahaha! that's cause you're the guy that knocked his skinny ass out of the way.


could you imagine what the other guy is telling his buddies at work.

I knocked some skinny fag to the curb, and took his cab, and i didn't even feel bad when he started crying like a little bitch.

Hey fuck you. Firstly I'm not a fag, secondly, he didn't "knock me to the curb" there was no fight and thirdly, he was in front of me so he didn't take my cab. So there!  >:(
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: SS on January 18, 2007, 07:55:47 AM
hahahaha, this guy better get used to this type of treatment at his size, huh ssbg? hahahah
esp if he comes to a bb board for advice ::)
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: kyomu on January 18, 2007, 07:56:12 AM
hahahaha, this guy better get used to this type of treatment at his size, huh ssbg? hahahah
I am still curious if you are that fat black guy..
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Heckler on January 18, 2007, 07:56:45 AM
Hey f**k you. Firstly I'm not a fag, secondly, he didn't "knock me to the curb" there was no fight and thirdly, he was in front of me so he didn't take my cab. So there!  >:(

midget pussy meltdown
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: SS on January 18, 2007, 07:57:09 AM
Hey f**k you. Firstly I'm not a fag, secondly, he didn't "knock me to the curb" there was no fight and thirdly, he was in front of me so he didn't take my cab. So there!  >:(
hahahaha! shut your mouth pussy boy.

Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 18, 2007, 07:57:28 AM
I am still curious if you are that fat black guy..

Are you still that slant eyed jap?
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: mahg on January 18, 2007, 07:59:30 AM
hahahaha! shut your mouth pussy boy.



FUCK YOU STUPID!  >:(
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: JediKnight on January 18, 2007, 07:59:45 AM
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Tapeworm on January 18, 2007, 08:00:13 AM
translation =you're a skinny bitch yourself and you carry a gun in your car to try to scare guys like me who pick on you.

Pick on?  You're funny sometimes Sarc.  Other times I swear you're 15.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Heckler on January 18, 2007, 08:00:32 AM
Are you still that slant eyed jap?

LMAO
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: rockyfortune on January 18, 2007, 08:02:00 AM
hey Mahg..do you carry rocks in your pockets so you dont' get blown down the street?
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: SS on January 18, 2007, 08:03:01 AM
f**k YOU STUPID!  >:(
hahaha! life already fucked you slim :-*
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: kiwiol on January 18, 2007, 08:05:48 AM
Well, I've never been in a fight, but almost got in one today.

This guy, a foot taller and about 100 pounds heavier stepped on my foot at the taxi stand (accidentally I think) but didn't apologise or say anything. He acted like nothing happened. No remorse look, no apology, nothing. It didn't hurt much, but it was a significant foot step, not a slight one, it was his entire foot on my foot, a kind of step that I felt warranted an apology.

Me: You should apologise
Him: It was an accident (angry look)
Me: Still
Him: Got a problem?
Me: No, just expecting a bit of courtesy
Him: Oh yeah
Me: Yeah
Him: Wanna fight?
Me: Not really
Him: Then shut up
Me: f**k you
Him: Wanna go
Me: Fine lets do it
Him: Ehh whatever

Then he just looks in front and we don't speak and the taxi comes and he goes.

2 questions...

1) I was pissed and ready to go but I couldn't help but have this SCARED SHITLESS feeling inside of me. My heart was beating like crazy. I think if it happened I'd have let it happen and would've fought, but is the feeling of fear normal?

2) Also, how does a fight work? How do you know a fight is on, and how do you know when it's over?

You're making it too obvious you're a gimmick :(
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: kyomu on January 18, 2007, 08:06:01 AM
Are you still that slant eyed jap?
Yes. I am the guy at that pic. Problem?
Why are you mad? If you say that you are not that black fat guy,why dont you post your pic?
If you are that fat black guy, nothing problematic to me. I am just curious.
Or are you insecure person?
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: musclehedz on January 18, 2007, 08:06:31 AM

1) I was pissed and ready to go but I couldn't help but have this SCARED SHITLESS feeling inside of me. My heart was beating like crazy. I think if it happened I'd have let it happen and would've fought, but is the feeling of fear normal?


Most likely because you don't encounter situations like this regularly. Next time this happens you will know how to react and the fear will be gone. 

Take my word for it.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: slaveboy1980 on January 18, 2007, 08:09:41 AM
i think mahg is mahelia jackson
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: kyomu on January 18, 2007, 08:09:56 AM
Most likely because you don't encounter situations like this regularly. Next time this happens you will know how to react and the fear will be gone. 

Take my word for it.
Thats exactly i was about to say. Getting used to fight is the best way to win in the fight.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Pollux on January 18, 2007, 08:10:08 AM
How do you know a fight is on, and how do you know when it's over?

When you take off your shirt and you're standing over the bitch.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: chainsaw on January 18, 2007, 08:11:01 AM
The first punch usually wins the fight.  Sounds to me like you were in fear for you're safety, you tell a cop that and you should be o.k..  They say you need to be able to turn and run, but it sounds like you really couldn't, so if you tell the cop that you should be in the clear.  

You had the FIGHT OR FLIGHT adreniline reaction that everyone/ every species gets.  Welcome to the world of finally being a true mammel.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: buffbodz on January 18, 2007, 08:11:16 AM
Hey f**k you. Firstly I'm not a fag, secondly, he didn't "knock me to the curb" there was no fight and thirdly, he was in front of me so he didn't take my cab. So there!  >:(

Get hooked up with a boxing gym.  Sounds like you need to know the first thing about fighting.  A boxing gym will get you in shape and remember Roberto Duran?  In his prime he was 5'6" and 135 lbs.  The worst thing it could do is get you in shape and teach you basics, so you don't have to worry about getting your ass kicked.  At best, you might find you have some talent for the sweet science.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: alexxx on January 18, 2007, 08:13:21 AM
mahg don't listen to these weasels they have never gotten into a fight either. The feeling you got is normal unless you are an experienced streetfighter. Use that anger to fuel your workouts in the gym. Oh and fight is over when the other guy is

a) backing out b) unconscious c) dead

you choose.

I wouldn't go with c
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: 240 is Back on January 18, 2007, 08:16:29 AM
I like it when gangsters will have a dance-off to settle beefs.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: kyomu on January 18, 2007, 08:16:37 AM
Get hooked up with a boxing gym.  Sounds like you need to know the first thing about fighting.  A boxing gym will get you in shape and remember Roberto Duran?  In his prime he was 5'6" and 135 lbs.  The worst thing it could do is get you in shape and teach you basics, so you don't have to worry about getting your ass kicked.  At best, you might find you have some talent for the sweet science.
Fighting on the street is nothing to do with martial arts. Its very psycological and inteligence.
First of all, i am not scared of the type like Bob Sapp. Because, they are enough fool that they use their body to attack me while i throw big rock to his face. Small guys are more dangerous because most of them are armored.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: freespirit on January 18, 2007, 08:26:50 AM
I remember being fronted with a dude much bigger and heavier then myself. He tried to grab me but hey, I got this nice piece of junk metal in my right hand. So when he reached out with his hands, I slammed that hand with the metal stick, using a short, quick move. Game over. Hopefully I broke a lot of bones in his hand.

Otherwise I should kick him in the nuts, or bite his nose of, anything to win.

And shadow has the mindset of a little child. He needs to be brutally disciplined with a bullwhip.   ;D
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: UK Gold on January 18, 2007, 09:03:49 AM
Fighting on the street is nothing to do with martial arts. Its very psycological and inteligence.
First of all, i am not scared of the type like Bob Sapp. Because, they are enough fool that they use their body to attack me while i throw big rock to his face. Small guys are more dangerous because most of them are armored.
So if a 6 5 300lb geared up monster thats beaten some of the toughest fighters on the planet attacked you - you'd kick his ass? Ok, 'kyomo' ::)
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: SS on January 18, 2007, 09:05:46 AM
So if a 6 5 300lb geared up monster thats beaten some of the toughest fighters on the planet attacked you - you'd kick his ass? Ok, 'kyomo' ::)
hahaha! these guys have no clue.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Disgusted on January 18, 2007, 09:39:16 AM
People are idiots and rude for the most part. I'm bigger than average and if I happen to bump into someone I always say excuse me or sorry. I think that most find the sorry more surprising than getting bumped into.  ;D
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: tommywishbone on January 18, 2007, 09:53:51 AM
Mahg- In the future, don't talk to the dude, just punch... and keep punching, and when he's down... use the boots.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 18, 2007, 10:07:44 AM
... use the boots.

hahaha, yes, until he attempts to crawl underneath a nearby car. hahahaha, good times...
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: finurface on January 18, 2007, 10:23:49 AM
Well, define "taking action". I don't want to go to jail. The law says you can only hit back when hit, but if that massive f**k had gotten me with a clean shot I might've been KTFO. So confusing. I was standing there not knowing if he was going to hit me, or what to do. But f**k, was I pissed.  >:(

This is bullshit man. How do I  make it so that I am no longer the brunt of jokes or people's bullshit. I've never had my "ass beat", I always backed off when I was younger whenever things got tense. I used to be like "chill man I'm sorry" and they always backed off. But I don't want to be the coward anymore, yet I don't want to get hurt or go to jail either.

WHAT THE f**k DO I DO?  ???

get a knuckle duster if you want to "fight".
in a pocket.
when the guy is arguing or starting to act like he s tough, punch him in the nose as quickly as possible and with all your strenght.
Whatever the guy 's weight, he s gonna b knocked off, his face covered in blood.Totally shocked and confused.

You win before it even started.

Make sure there are no cameras anywhere...no cops...

And hit people from behind,or while they re looking somewhere else... dont hesitate, there are no rules in a street fight,no loyalty and others bullshits... Just make sure you re not the guy going to the hospital.



You can carry a knife too, but once you reveal it you d better make sure the guy facing you will run scared shitless as soon as he sees the blade.
Sometimes the bully can say "ok, go for it, stab me , come on', and if you dont want to, he s gonna win psychologically...
So a good ole big knife can help, but you really have to make sure the guy will give it up immediately.

Knife is another good option when facing SEVERAL bullies. They know you re going to use it.
Always carry a knuckle duster in a pocket. Even if you re 114 lbs, you re gonna make the sob who assaulted you regret it forever. (dont forget to wash it and remove the skin and blood on it afterwards...)
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Old_Rooster on January 18, 2007, 10:48:23 AM
Well, I've never been in a fight, but almost got in one today.

This guy, a foot taller and about 100 pounds heavier stepped on my foot at the taxi stand (accidentally I think) but didn't apologise or say anything. He acted like nothing happened. No remorse look, no apology, nothing. It didn't hurt much, but it was a significant foot step, not a slight one, it was his entire foot on my foot, a kind of step that I felt warranted an apology.

Me: You should apologise
Him: It was an accident (angry look)
Me: Still
Him: Got a problem?
Me: No, just expecting a bit of courtesy
Him: Oh yeah
Me: Yeah
Him: Wanna fight?
Me: Not really
Him: Then shut up
Me: f**k you
Him: Wanna go
Me: Fine lets do it
Him: Ehh whatever

Then he just looks in front and we don't speak and the taxi comes and he goes.

2 questions...

1) I was pissed and ready to go but I couldn't help but have this SCARED SHITLESS feeling inside of me. My heart was beating like crazy. I think if it happened I'd have let it happen and would've fought, but is the feeling of fear normal?

2) Also, how does a fight work? How do you know a fight is on, and how do you know when it's over?

90% of fights are won on the first blow.  you should have given your best shot to the ear or tip of the chin.  don't ever WAIT to see if a fight is ON!
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Old_Rooster on January 18, 2007, 10:51:07 AM
Well, define "taking action". I don't want to go to jail. The law says you can only hit back when hit, but if that massive f**k had gotten me with a clean shot I might've been KTFO. So confusing. I was standing there not knowing if he was going to hit me, or what to do. But f**k, was I pissed.  >:(

This is bullshit man. How do I  make it so that I am no longer the brunt of jokes or people's bullshit. I've never had my "ass beat", I always backed off when I was younger whenever things got tense. I used to be like "chill man I'm sorry" and they always backed off. But I don't want to be the coward anymore, yet I don't want to get hurt or go to jail either.

WHAT THE f**k DO I DO?  ???
Start with someone you can handle, next time a 12 year old gives you a mean look or something, knock his tiny ass out!  build up from that! haha
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Pollux on January 18, 2007, 10:52:48 AM
JediKnight... is your avatar what I think it is?  :-\
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: JediKnight on January 18, 2007, 10:53:25 AM
2 Legit 2 Quit
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Pollux on January 18, 2007, 10:54:26 AM
Nevermind... you changed it from the girl eating shit to the exploding face. That one isn't as bad.  ;D
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Pollux on January 18, 2007, 10:55:47 AM
Ahhhhh... I see. Playing shocking avatars.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: americanbulldog on January 18, 2007, 12:28:32 PM
Almost getting into a fight, sounds like the Vince G and TA chronicles. 
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: 210 and growing on January 18, 2007, 01:48:37 PM
By posting this you have owned yourself by showing you are a seriously underweight pussy who is afraid to fight.  No wonder your girlfriend cheats on you.  ::)

Wot about you being scared of your fight with derek anthony, Heckler (Adonis) ?
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on January 18, 2007, 02:01:52 PM
dude who cares if a big guy was an asshole... theres a million of them out there.... Usually the big guy is walking around picking on guys half his size... When have you ever seen a big tough guy pick on another Big guy... hardly ever... they usually pick on the smaller guys cause they have a small penis.... and cant see there own feet.....Next time tell him he's a piece of shit and to have a good day... If he swings side step it and ridge hand the big dummy in his throat followed by a knee to the groin and then repeated elbows and knees untill hes no longer standing.. Hope that helps...

P.S. then put your wallet in his hands and say he tried to rob you...
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Mark1 on January 18, 2007, 02:16:56 PM
If you get in a fight hit him before he has a chance to do anything and keep hitting him until hes not going to get back up...

Ive watched my fair share of bruce lee movies in my time.  ;D

ps - eat motherfuka! I used to be underweight and the only way i got bigger was to force feed now im just a guts.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: G.R.H. on January 18, 2007, 03:44:27 PM
i have always been small and never got into a fight either, except for one time, and i wasn't provoking it. the guy hit me first, so i punched him back. it was over when he doubled over! (the feeling of fear is your adrenaline telling you to either fight the dude or go away!) it's normal bro...it's called"fight or flight reaction! ( i, personally, would have just walked away...if he threw the first punch, then i'd have to defend myself and hit back!)  alot of times, bigger dudes talk alot of shit, and they can't fight or are just as afraid ad you are. STAND UP TO THEM AND THEY BACK DOWN! ACT AS IF You're NUTS! TRY SAYING, "GO AWAY , OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!" THAT WORKS TOO!  ;) if you act and look intimidating, people will back off!
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: body88 on January 18, 2007, 04:06:40 PM
i have always been small and never got into a fight either, except for one time, and i wasn't provoking it. the guy hit me first, so i punched him back. it was over when he doubled over! (the feeling of fear is your adrenaline telling you to either fight the dude or go away!) it's normal bro...it's called"fight or flight reaction! ( i, personally, would have just walked away...if he threw the first punch, then i'd have to defend myself and hit back!)  alot of times, bigger dudes talk alot of shit, and they can't fight or are just as afraid ad you are. STAND UP TO THEM AND THEY BACK DOWN! ACT AS IF You're NUTS! TRY SAYING, "GO AWAY , OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!" THAT WORKS TOO!  ;) if you act and look intimidating, people will back off!

Unless they can fight, then they will beat your face in.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 18, 2007, 04:09:34 PM
Should have just kicked the fucker in the nuts, or punched him right away. Talking shit gives people a chance to put up their defense.
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: youandme on January 18, 2007, 06:09:02 PM
If your that afraid of getting into a fight just tell him your gay, worst case scenario is he makes you his byitch
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 18, 2007, 07:27:50 PM

2) Also, how does a fight work?




Two men enter, one man leaves!


Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: Mark1 on January 18, 2007, 11:39:17 PM
i have always been small and never got into a fight either, except for one time, and i wasn't provoking it. the guy hit me first, so i punched him back. it was over when he doubled over! (the feeling of fear is your adrenaline telling you to either fight the dude or go away!) it's normal bro...it's called"fight or flight reaction! ( i, personally, would have just walked away...if he threw the first punch, then i'd have to defend myself and hit back!)  alot of times, bigger dudes talk alot of shit, and they can't fight or are just as afraid ad you are. STAND UP TO THEM AND THEY BACK DOWN! ACT AS IF You're NUTS! TRY SAYING, "GO AWAY , OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!" THAT WORKS TOO!  ;) if you act and look intimidating, people will back off!

True in some cases but you might just end up in hospital too. Who knows what the other guys been smoking...
Title: Re: Almost got in a fight today
Post by: doison on January 19, 2007, 02:39:24 PM
Fighting on the street is nothing to do with martial arts. Its very psycological and inteligence.
First of all, i am not scared of the type like Bob Sapp. Because, they are enough fool that they use their body to attack me while i throw big rock to his face. Small guys are more dangerous because most of them are armored.

HAHAHAH!!!
Little faggoty shits always say things like this. lol
You just keep big rocks laying around all the time? HA HA

I bet you've also spewed this gem around your tiny dicked friends, "it would be bad if I got in a fight, because I just don't give a shit, and would probably end up gouging his eyes out, or chocking him to death.  I do what it takes to win."