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Title: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 18, 2007, 09:28:34 AM
We will not make an secret of the fact mr Kiwiol played an major role in the rise of fame The Squad obtained especially in the year 2006.

So the rumours are true, i promote the legendary Kiwiol as the the Secretary of both Squad leaders and Spokesman

Other highly respected members will be installed into new positions within months.
Each week we will honour a Squad member to show them the respect they deserve fighting for the cause.

Thanks.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fury on January 18, 2007, 09:31:45 AM
This is a glorious day in the SQUAD's long-heralded history. A great award for a top owning legend in Kiwiol!
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 18, 2007, 09:34:46 AM
We will not make an secret of the fact mr Kiwiol played an major role in the rise of fame The Squad obtained especially in the year 2006.

So the rumours are true, i promote the legendary Kiwiol as the personal Secretary of both Squad leaders - me and the holy Sarcasm - for the year 2007.

Other highly respected members will be installed into new positions within months.
Each week we will honour a Squad member to show them the respect they deserve fighting for the cause.

Thanks.

Wow! I don't know what to say and I'm finding it hard to breath. What can I say Mars? It's an honor working with all you legends who inspire me and I accept this great honor with a bowed head and humility. Viva Le SQUAD 8)
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on January 18, 2007, 09:40:43 AM
We will not make an secret of the fact mr Kiwiol played an major role in the rise of fame The Squad obtained especially in the year 2006.

So the rumours are true, i promote the legendary Kiwiol as the personal Secretary of both Squad leaders - me and the holy Sarcasm - for the year 2007.

Other highly respected members will be installed into new positions within months.
Each week we will honour a Squad member to show them the respect they deserve fighting for the cause.

Thanks.


Yes!!! It is official, Kiwiol is a living legend.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on January 18, 2007, 09:43:01 AM
kiwol,

Two creams one sugar..... (the same thing I tell my secretary at work)

hahahhah

Jaejonna
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on January 18, 2007, 09:44:53 AM
kiwol,

Two creams one sugar..... (the same thing I tell my secretary at work)

hahahhah

Jaejonna

You dont have a job though?
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 18, 2007, 09:47:22 AM
kiwol,

Two creams one sugar..... (the same thing I tell my secretary at work)

hahahhah

Jaejonna

Cream as in your favorite 'Cream of sum yung gai'?

In all seriousness JJ, I didn't know that a delivery boy working in a Chinese takeaway for $ 5 an hour would have a secretary. Life must be good for you 8)
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on January 18, 2007, 09:49:21 AM
kiwol,

Two creams one sugar..... (the same thing I tell my secretary at work)

hahahhah

Jaejonna
hahahah that was a good one..ahahahhaah ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dan18 on January 18, 2007, 10:05:31 AM
Cream as in your favorite 'Cream of sum yung gai'?

In all seriousness JJ, I didn't know that a delivery boy working in a Chinese takeaway for $ 5 an hour would have a secretary. Life must be good for you 8)
close kiwi jj was brought over on a boat, and he was the captains cabin boy where he learned what it meant to be bent over and keel hauled..
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 18, 2007, 10:07:27 AM
close kiwi jj was brought over on a boat, and he was the captains cabin boy where he learned what it meant to be bent over and keel hauled..

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 18, 2007, 10:12:43 AM
Congrats kiwi.  You are now a made man.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on January 18, 2007, 10:35:16 AM
close kiwi jj was brought over on a boat, and he was the captains cabin boy where he learned what it meant to be bent over and keel hauled..
hhhhhhhhhhahahahah ;D..forhead18 never knew you were this funny ;D
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 18, 2007, 10:50:46 AM
KIWI now third in command this is a most triumphant day for the jugernaut known as the squad may all tiny tits run an hide
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Krusader on January 18, 2007, 12:00:50 PM
A bunch of 30+ balding guys "organizing" and giving themselves titles.. and being emotional about it. This isn't gay at all..
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 18, 2007, 12:04:11 PM
A bunch of 30+ balding guys "organizing" and giving themselves titles.. and being emotional about it. This isn't gay at all..

Please remove the penis from your mouth when speakin, "Kocksader."  We don't speak faganese.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Krusader on January 18, 2007, 12:19:53 PM
Please remove the penis from your mouth when speakin, "Kocksader."  We don't speak faganese.

here we go with the penis/pillow bitting/gay than... not getting old at all.

Keep up the gay work...  ::)
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fury on January 18, 2007, 12:22:13 PM
A bunch of 30+ balding guys "organizing" and giving themselves titles.. and being emotional about it. This isn't gay at all..

I'm 11. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my daily appointment for draining my trouser snake all over your mom's face.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Lord Humungous on January 18, 2007, 12:23:02 PM
A bunch of 30+ balding guys "organizing" and giving themselves titles.. and being emotional about it. This isn't gay at all..

Actually Krusader its a little known fact that the queefs are a militant wing of the Muscle Bears club for gay men. Not only is cumslurper a member, hes also the president.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Krusader on January 18, 2007, 12:26:46 PM
I'm 11. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my daily appointment for draining my trouser snake all over your mom's face.

whatever "big guy"... hope you don't slip out of your football equipment... those 10" forearms look deadly...

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q236/BerzerkFury23/n9008767_30725319_7154.jpg)
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fury on January 18, 2007, 12:28:02 PM
whatever "big guy"... hope you don't slip out of your football equipment... those 10" forearms look deadly...

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q236/BerzerkFury23/n9008767_30725319_7154.jpg)

Brilliant. Attacking someone with superior genetics now. Talk about stupid.  ::)
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Lord Humungous on January 18, 2007, 12:48:53 PM
Berzerk assclown plays tight end for for the squad. (well not so tight anymore I hear)
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fury on January 18, 2007, 12:53:53 PM
Berzerk assclown plays tight end for for the squad. (well not so tight anymore I hear)

So LordHomoGayAss, have you lost enough weight to see your penis or are you still banking on the hope it might have inverted itself into the clit you've been wanting for years.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Lord Humungous on January 18, 2007, 12:57:10 PM
So LordHomoGayAss, have you lost enough weight to see your penis or are you still banking on the hope it might have inverted itself into the clit you've been wanting for years.

Ask your mom, shes has seen it plenty of times, so has your little sister and your girl friend. 

Now stop with the homoerotic fantasy's cock holster your making me nauseous  :)
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on January 18, 2007, 01:00:31 PM
Oh god another storming post by this twat!!


Oh my lord does it get any worse?


On par with Dan18 its that bad to read.


ta ta
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 18, 2007, 01:12:52 PM
Kiwiol is a living legend, good work Mars.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 18, 2007, 01:21:34 PM
whatever "big guy"... hope you don't slip out of your football equipment... those 10" forearms look deadly...

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q236/BerzerkFury23/n9008767_30725319_7154.jpg)
ok "krusader"  ::) oh brother i bet krusader is the kinda guy who krusades for his love of the cock gayer then vanilla waffers
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on January 18, 2007, 01:50:46 PM
KIWIOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Oh brother, I bet you're the type of massive owning legend that makes all tiny tits shake in fear and all women orgasm by simply standing in the same room as them!!   Epic owning ability!!!   Savage destruction of all tits!!!   AHAHAHAHAH!!!  Ole "kiwiol", bigger than damn near 98% of the Getbig population!!!    Well done brother!!   
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Lord Humungous on January 18, 2007, 02:23:48 PM
KIWIOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Oh brother, I bet you're the type of massive owning legend that makes all tiny tits shake in fear and all women orgasm by simply standing in the same room as them!!   Epic owning ability!!!   Savage destruction of all tits!!!   AHAHAHAHAH!!!  Ole "kiwiol", bigger than damn near 98% of the Getbig population!!!    Well done brother!!   

Totally off base MOF, kiwi is the kinda muscle bear that takes 12 inches of stiff man meat in the stink pipe and looks back at his dad and says "is that all ya got pops?

Gayer than the squad at muscle beach!
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 18, 2007, 03:06:26 PM
Totally off base MOF, kiwi is the kinda muscle bear that takes 12 inches of stiff man meat in the stink pipe and looks back at his dad and says "is that all ya got pops?

Gayer than the squad at muscle beach!
if sucking dick was like whoring yourself out to the mls than lord homogayforpay would be
david beckham
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Count Grishnackh on January 18, 2007, 08:06:40 PM
congrats kiwiol, your ruthless destruction of tiny tits is being recognized on a global level now.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on January 20, 2007, 11:26:36 PM
kiwol,

Two creams one sugar..... (the same thing I tell my secretary at work)

hahahhah

Jaejonna

shut up bitch. No slant eye ball lickers allowed.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: drkaje on January 21, 2007, 01:13:05 PM
The Owning Squad just keeps getting stronger and stronger all the time.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on January 21, 2007, 09:21:38 PM
Kiwiol has quickly become one of the funniest guys in the Squad I think.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 21, 2007, 09:22:52 PM
Kiwiol has quickly become one of the funniest guys in the Squad I think.
yah he is raising the bar to high for teh rudeness  :'(
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on January 21, 2007, 09:24:01 PM
yah he is raising the bar to high for teh rudeness  :'(

He just tries harder than you,maybe. :)
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 21, 2007, 09:27:34 PM
He just tries harder than you,maybe. :)
ahhhahahh kiwi is funny as fuck the funniest in the squad for sure
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Dog Chapman on January 21, 2007, 09:34:06 PM
ahhhahahh kiwi is funny as f**k the funniest in the squad for sure
I think you're the funniest you sexy hunk.

The Dog.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 21, 2007, 09:37:00 PM
I think you're the funniest you sexy hunk.

The Dog.
dog i cant blame you for wanting teh rudness but i dont bat for that team! 8)

god bless
teh rude
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Dog Chapman on January 21, 2007, 09:39:23 PM
dog i cant blame you for wanting teh rudness but i dont bat for that team! 8)

god bless
teh rude
no no my brather.

I meant that in the most non gay way my friend

god bless you and the SQUAD.

The Dog.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the choad on January 22, 2007, 04:09:59 PM
Wow! I don't know what to say and I'm finding it hard to breath. What can I say Mars? It's an honor working with all you legends who inspire me and I accept this great honor with a bowed head and humility. Viva Le SQUAD 8)

HAHAHA!!!!! LMAO  ;D

Kiwi a secratary, that's gayer than a male nurse... :P
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 22, 2007, 07:42:38 PM
HAHAHA!!!!! LMAO  ;D

Kiwi a secratary, that's gayer than a male nurse... :P
been back to the slammer towl boy
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Krusader on January 23, 2007, 10:08:27 PM
HAHAHA!!!!! LMAO  ;D

Kiwi a secratary, that's gayer than a male nurse... :P

Hahahaahah yes!!!!!!! Are you saying that kiwi is now the kinda bald guy who wears an awkward short skirt, heavy make up with a 5 O' clock shadow, bend over at the water cooler to show the merchandise hanging? 
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on January 23, 2007, 10:13:47 PM
Hahahaahah yes!!!!!!! Are you saying that kiwi is now the kinda bald guy who wears an awkward short skirt, heavy make up with a 5 O' clock shadow, bend over at the water cooler to show the merchandise hanging? 

Would yo be saying that your the one standing around the corner playing that gay game where you kick the paper footbal thru your office lovers fingers.... when you notice a mans balls at the water cooler and you discreetly try to break out the camera phone then call a timeout and run to the bathroom... Gayer then quaker oats..
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Krusader on January 23, 2007, 10:18:43 PM
Would yo be saying that your the one standing around the corner playing that gay game where you kick the paper footbal thru your office lovers fingers.... when you notice a mans balls at the water cooler and you discreetly try to break out the camera phone then call a timeout and run to the bathroom... Gayer then quaker oats..

No. But nice try trying to mimmick our writing style and failing miserably to be funny.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on January 23, 2007, 10:21:22 PM
No. But nice try trying to mimmick our writing style and failing miserably to be funny.

Hope this helps.


Really I wouldnt have called it a half bad attempt.... Just like your parents attempt at having a half intelligent child... But i assume you call it how you see it...
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Krusader on January 23, 2007, 10:24:29 PM

Really I wouldnt have called it a half bad attempt.... Just like your parents attempt at having a half intelligent child... But i assume you call it how you see it...

Still trying too hard. Be consise. Be precise. Be funny.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on January 23, 2007, 10:27:31 PM
Still trying too hard. Be consise. Be precise. Be funny.

I got you your just saying some hella funny shit... let me guess you must be a member of the squad busting kiwis balls...
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Krusader on January 23, 2007, 10:38:30 PM
I got you your just saying some hella funny shit... let me guess you must be a member of the squad busting kiwis balls...

No and yes.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 23, 2007, 11:57:19 PM
Hahahaahah yes!!!!!!! Are you saying that kiwi is now the kinda bald guy who wears an awkward short skirt, heavy make up with a 5 O' clock shadow, bend over at the water cooler to show the merchandise hanging? 

Hahahahaha OK 'Krusader' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who chose that handle just so you can follow in the footsteps of your 'dad' who just suddenly declared one fine day that he'd had enough and was leaving your mom to go on a crusade to sample the finest cocks of them all - those belonging to the Zulu tribes of Africa. Hahahahaha gayer than Lee Labrada wearing a striped unitard made of spandex and saying "I want to pump you up" with a lisp.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on January 24, 2007, 12:09:10 AM
Hahahahaha OK 'Krusader' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who chose that handle just so you can follow in the footsteps of your 'dad' who just suddenly declared one fine day that he'd had enough and was leaving your mom to go on a crusade to sample the finest cocks of them all - those belonging to the Zulu tribes of Africa. Hahahahaha gayer than Lee Labrada wearing a striped unitard made of spandex and saying "I want to pump you up" with a lisp.
hahhahhaahha ;D
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 24, 2007, 12:22:27 AM
hahhahhaahha ;D

Hahahahaha Yes Shadow, I heard that Krusader's so picky when it comes to cock that even his profile in all the gay dating websites says that he will only go out with vegetarians from Africa, who haven't eaten any processed food, cause according to him, nothing tastes better than Organic cock. Hahahahahaha gayer than Bluto's jizz-stained poster of Rusty Jeffers featuring said person au naturale.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on January 24, 2007, 12:32:51 AM
Hahahahaha Yes Shadow, I heard that Krusader's so picky when it comes to cock that even his profile in all the gay dating websites says that he will only go out with vegetarians from Africa, who haven't eaten any processed food, cause according to him, nothing tastes better than Organic cock. Hahahahahaha gayer than Bluto's jizz-stained poster of Rusty Jeffers featuring said person au naturale.
ahhahah so he prefers meatier cocks then.. ;D
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 24, 2007, 04:06:47 AM
Hahahahaha Yes Shadow, I heard that Krusader's so picky when it comes to cock that even his profile in all the gay dating websites says that he will only go out with vegetarians from Africa, who haven't eaten any processed food, cause according to him, nothing tastes better than Organic cock. Hahahahahaha gayer than Bluto's jizz-stained poster of Rusty Jeffers featuring said person au naturale.

Yesyes.
Krusader feels that the semen that spews from an organic fed penis is much tangier, with a hint of hickory. and has a lovely finish.

He is quite the cum connosuer
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on January 24, 2007, 05:58:45 AM
Yesyes.
Krusader feels that the semen that spews from an organic fed penis is much tangier, with a hint of hickory. and has a lovely finish.

He is quite the cum connosuer

Hahahaha yes Groink! 'krusader' loves nothing more than a big cock that has been free to roam in open spaces hahaha
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Krusader on January 24, 2007, 08:34:38 AM
Yesyes.
Krusader feels that the semen that spews from an organic fed penis is much tangier, with a hint of hickory. and has a lovely finish.

He is quite the cum connosuer


G-oink, aren't one of those late 30's early 40's guy with 2-3 kids having getbig as your only getaway from your pathetic early parenthood life?

I'm sure some diapers are impatiently waiting for you..
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on January 24, 2007, 08:48:10 AM

G-oink, aren't one of those late 30's early 40's guy with 2-3 kids having getbig as your only getaway from your pathetic early parenthood life?

I'm sure some diapers are impatiently waiting for you..

"krusader"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother  ::), I bet you're the type of 'guy' that goes to disneyland looking to catch a glimpse of some sea world penis, and when you get to the height restriction notice for the 'stroking killer whales' experience and the attendant tells you that unfortunately you are a 1/4 inch too tall for the ride, you exclaim "No no, wait it's probably because of this huge erection that I got from looking at the tank just now" as you hungrily drop to your knees saying "It's feeding time!!!!!" hahahaha gayer than your crusade for the bangladeshi bum thermometer
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 24, 2007, 12:46:46 PM

G-oink, aren't one of those late 30's early 40's guy with 2-3 kids having getbig as your only getaway from your pathetic early parenthood life?

I'm sure some diapers are impatiently waiting for you..

As there are men with thier flys unzipped impatiently waiting for you.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Heckler on January 24, 2007, 12:57:35 PM
"krusader"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother  ::), I bet you're the type of 'guy' that goes to disneyland looking to catch a glimpse of some sea world penis, and when you get to the height restriction notice for the 'stroking killer whales' experience and the attendant tells you that unfortunately you are a 1/4 inch too tall for the ride, you exclaim "No no, wait it's probably because of this huge erection that I got from looking at the tank just now" as you hungrily drop to your knees saying "It's feeding time!!!!!" hahahaha gayer than your crusade for the bangladeshi bum thermometer

hahahaha
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 24, 2007, 01:15:11 PM

G-oink, aren't one of those late 30's early 40's guy with 2-3 kids having getbig as your only getaway from your pathetic early parenthood life?

I'm sure some diapers are impatiently waiting for you..
krusader attacks groink about being a father because years of sucking dick have left krusader's balls withered and useless
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 24, 2007, 01:21:35 PM
krusader attacks groink about being a father because years of sucking dick have left krusader's balls withered and useless

Hahahahaaha.

He is under the impression he insulted me by pointing out that I actually have a life outside of Getbig.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Krusader on January 25, 2007, 02:40:49 PM
Hahahahaaha.

He is under the impression he insulted me by pointing out that I actually have a life outside of Getbig.

Hahahaha!!! I think you're right. I do respect that, quite rare around here.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on January 26, 2007, 04:05:18 AM


  Don't copy the Squad's humor and use it against them. It isn't funny when they do it...and THEY invented it...so it isn't funny when you copy it.Besides that imitation is the highest form of flattery.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on January 26, 2007, 04:07:57 AM

G-oink, aren't one of those late 30's early 40's guy with 2-3 kids having getbig as your only getaway from your pathetic early parenthood life?

I'm sure some diapers are impatiently waiting for you..

  To be a father means that he has had sex (with a woman) at least once.





















             You should try it sometime.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on January 26, 2007, 05:34:16 AM
  To be a father means that he has had sex (with a woman) at least once.





















             You should try it sometime.


Are you suggesting gtbro1, that krusader prefers free range penis?
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bigbuthealthy on January 26, 2007, 05:36:19 AM
i think he prefers getting shot.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on January 26, 2007, 05:38:33 AM
i think he prefers getting shot.

hahahahaha yes BBH, Krusader's fear of the vagina is astounding!
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 26, 2007, 05:40:11 AM
hahahahaha yes BBH, Krusader's fear of the vagina is astounding!
but his love for the salami is unquenchable
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Count Grishnackh on January 26, 2007, 09:35:21 PM
but his love for the salami is unquenchable
hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 26, 2007, 09:38:01 PM
hahahahahahaha
hahahha yes count with the great squad legend bigcyp around powning these little queefs becomes elementry
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Count Grishnackh on January 26, 2007, 09:46:03 PM
hahahha yes count with the great squad legend bigcyp around powning these little queefs becomes elementry

I liken the activity lately to the eye of the hurricane, or the weak part of a football teams schedule.

Running these little queefs like Jaejonna, Toxic Avenger, NJ_Slinky through the SQUAD meatgrinder is becoming routine, but I have a feeling some serious bottom bears and lovers of the penile tissue will be showing up on the gadar soon.

They will feel the full might of the SQUADS blitzkreig, the likes of which haven't been seen since the mighty Wehrmachts onslaught of Europe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the choad on January 27, 2007, 07:06:20 AM
i think he prefers getting shot.

I honestly think he likes it straight from the tap.. :D

Gayer than Jaejonna eating the semen stains from his domestic lover's 422 dollar jeans.. :o

Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Krusader on January 27, 2007, 10:08:10 AM
I honestly think he likes it straight from the tap.. :D

Gayer than Jaejonna eating the semen stains from his domestic lover's 422 dollar jeans.. :o



Epic backtracking.... this isn't getting old at all...
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the choad on January 27, 2007, 11:44:38 AM
Epic backtracking.... this isn't getting old at all...

The truth never gets old JAejonna=Krusader=monster_everything=oriental=broke=small penis= :P
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on January 27, 2007, 06:24:50 PM
The truth never gets old JAejonna=Krusader=monster_everything=oriental=broke=small penis= :P


all of the above equals ball hugging bitch.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Krusader on January 28, 2007, 06:50:12 PM
That's quite pathetic at this point: make yet another gimmick account, make 3 or 4 posts pointing how lame that "squad/Adonis" gimmick is and about 20-30 posts with that year old joke format start flying around, must've taken a couple of hours total.  Major accomplishments.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Night Stalker on January 29, 2007, 02:43:19 PM
When Groink says he is a father that is actually a code word he tells his hungry cock slaves to call him, when his cock is not in their mouths.

Well done Kiwiol, You are now a bitch.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 29, 2007, 05:28:08 PM
When Groink says he is a father that is actually a code word he tells his hungry cock slaves to call him, when his cock is not in their mouths.

Well done Kiwiol, You are now a bitch.

NZCumDumpster, the fact that you got dumped by a whore even though you were paying her all of your dole money puts you on the lowest rung of the ladder and automatically disqualifies you from opening your cockholster to say or do anything, except maybe to suck cock. Stop spending so much time here and go eat some food and workout so you stop resembling an Ethiopian Jew who's in his 4th year in a concentration camp while suffering from Anorexia.
Title: Re: The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: bigmc on May 29, 2007, 06:06:10 AM
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