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Title: Monster genetics!
Post by: Croatch on January 18, 2007, 10:00:48 AM
This douchebag told me he was going to put on 70lbs of muscle in the next few years natural!  I told him, "Not with those genetics."
What an idiot! hahaha
Don't bump my post to the X board assclown.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: the shadow on January 18, 2007, 10:02:30 AM
This douchebag told me he was going to put on 70lbs of muscle in the next few years natural!  I told him, "Not with those genetics."
What an idiot! hahaha
Don't bump my post to the X board assclown.
atleast he looks bigger than alexxx
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Scimowser on January 18, 2007, 10:03:48 AM
his head is fucking enormous! 70lbs naturally? Maybe not as he doesnt look like he has the right somatotype for it but good luck to him.

Seriously that head puts Cormier in the shade!
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: YoungBlood on January 18, 2007, 10:05:03 AM
Another Croatch self promotion thread....great... ::) ::)
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 18, 2007, 10:11:12 AM
His arms look deflated...
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Big N on January 18, 2007, 10:15:52 AM
This douchebag told me he was going to put on 70lbs of muscle in the next few years natural!  I told him, "Not with those genetics."
What an idiot! hahaha
Don't bump my post to the X board assclown.


One thing i dont seem to get bro. At an early age you tried gear and then you turned out skinny like that after some time?
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 18, 2007, 10:40:49 AM
unparalleled forehead genetics
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: The Heckler on January 18, 2007, 10:42:57 AM
atleast he looks bigger than alexxx

and you
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: danielson on January 18, 2007, 10:44:44 AM
unparalleled forehead genetics

Not necessarily  ;D
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: The Heckler on January 18, 2007, 10:47:53 AM
Not necessarily  ;D

hahaha i just laughed so hard i spewed the breast milk of dan's wife all over my computer screen
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on January 18, 2007, 10:50:57 AM
This douchebag told me he was going to put on 70lbs of muscle in the next few years natural!  I told him, "Not with those genetics."
What an idiot! hahaha
Don't bump my post to the X board assclown.


Thats the worst Egghead I have ever seen!!!!!


If he and Dan18 headbutted each other at the same time the Apocolypse would be upon us!


Keep them apart!


ta ta
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Dingleberry on January 18, 2007, 11:05:55 AM

Thats the worst Egghead I have ever seen!!!!!


If he and Dan18 headbutted each other at the same time the Apocolypse would be upon us!


Keep them apart!


ta ta

If they both took their hats off at the same time, even if they were in totally different locations, it would surely cause a tear in the space-time continuum.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on January 18, 2007, 11:23:51 AM
hahaha or and eclipse at least!!

Where could these mass monsters get hats from?


ta ta
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: danielson on January 18, 2007, 11:25:31 AM
hahaha or and eclipse at least!!

Where could these mass monsters get hats from?


ta ta

 ;D
http://www.bigheadcaps.com/
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Buttsuck on January 18, 2007, 11:27:51 AM
Not necessarily  ;D
LOL!!! Notice how he has information center over his head..... there must be alot of knowledge in that big old head..
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: danielson on January 18, 2007, 11:29:13 AM
LOL!!! Notice how he has information center over his head..... there must be alot of knowledge in that big old head..

Surprisingly he is one of the dumbest guys who posts here :-\
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on January 18, 2007, 11:31:45 AM
Hardwear for the Cranially endowed!!! lmao!!


He is extremely stupid to the point of exasperation!! his replies make you feel sorry for him


ta ta
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: JimmyTheFish on January 18, 2007, 11:36:18 AM
Damn Croatch you have lost alot of size.............you 'off' or are these 'before' pics?

Thanks in advance
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Buttsuck on January 18, 2007, 11:36:32 AM
Surprisingly he is one of the dumbest guys who posts here :-\
HEY!!! He isn't dumb.... square shaped brains just operate differently.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Croatch on January 18, 2007, 11:45:01 AM
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Surprisingly he is one of the dumbest guys who posts here
Translation: I take gear, I look like shit, Croatch lets me know about it every day. ;)
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Damn Croatch you have lost alot of size.............you 'off' or are these 'before' pics?
That was taken in 02', I did a 2 month cycle in 94'.  It had no bearing on that shot.  Gained a few bloated pounds, dropped them, stopped lifting, came back lifted for a few years, stopped lifting again...and so on.  At this point, I didn't lift for maybe 2 years.
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He is extremely stupid to the point of exasperation!! his replies make you feel sorry for him
Translation: I take gear, I look like shit, Croatch lets me know about it every day. ;)
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: corinth on January 18, 2007, 11:51:38 AM
Translation: I take gear, I look like shit, Croatch lets me know about it every day. ;)That was taken in 02', I did a 2 month cycle in 94'.  It had no bearing on that shot.  Gained a few bloated pounds, dropped them, stopped lifting, came back lifted for a few years, stopped lifting again...and so on.  At this point, I didn't lift for maybe 2 years.Translation: I take gear, I look like shit, Croatch lets me know about it every day. ;)

Croatch, how much do you weigh in the pic from 02 and what do you weigh now?

Do you have a recent pic?
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: michael arvilla on January 18, 2007, 12:03:31 PM
Croatch, how much do you weigh in the pic from 02 and what do you weigh now?

Do you have a recent pic?

 ;)
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: danielson on January 18, 2007, 12:06:43 PM
Translation: I take gear, I look like shit, Croatch lets me know about it every day. ;)

I was saying that dan18 was the dumbest guy here. I thought you said that wasn't you anyway?
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: body88 on January 18, 2007, 12:07:20 PM
You guys know that is the great croatch, right? Before he got huge and was elected to the m h a ( Monster Hater Organization)  ;)
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: danielson on January 18, 2007, 12:08:29 PM
You guys know that is the great croatch, right? Before he got huge and was elected to the m h a ( Monster Hater Organization)  ;)

I guess I do now.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Croatch on January 18, 2007, 12:12:33 PM
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I was saying that dan18 was the dumbest guy here. I thought you said that wasn't you anyway?
Sorry, self owning on my part...ahah
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Croatch, how much do you weigh in the pic from 02 and what do you weigh now?

Do you have a recent pic?
I just finished doing shoulders in this pic, although the chest needs to come up.  Waist need to be brought in, right side lacks development, more sweep on the quads.  Aside from that, I look sick...ahah  This was taken in 05' @222lbs.

Oh, nice Photoshop Arvilla.  You must have used the synthol filter.  Is that in going to be in CS3?
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Lord Humungous on January 18, 2007, 12:14:29 PM
;)

Croatch looks swole, funny part is he still looks better than anyone on the squad.  ;D
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: body88 on January 18, 2007, 12:16:30 PM
I guess I do now.

Pretty insane transformation. I give him credit, looks great now, he has monster calves, literally.


Croatch post the video.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: michael arvilla on January 18, 2007, 12:17:22 PM
Sorry, self owning on my part...ahahI just finished doing shoulders in this pic, although the chest needs to come up.  Waist need to be brought in, right side lacks development, more sweep on the quads.  Aside from that, I look sick...ahah  This was taken in 05' @222lbs.

Oh, nice Photoshop Arvilla.  You must have used the synthol filter.  Is that in going to be in CS3?

i don't know how 2 use photoshop (i just used the liquify filter)



?
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: body88 on January 18, 2007, 12:18:05 PM
Sorry, self owning on my part...ahahI just finished doing shoulders in this pic, although the chest needs to come up.  Waist need to be brought in, right side lacks development, more sweep on the quads.  Aside from that, I look sick...ahah  This was taken in 05' @222lbs.

Oh, nice Photoshop Arvilla.  You must have used the synthol filter.  Is that in going to be in CS3?


Post your video you big fuck.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: beatmaster on January 18, 2007, 12:20:52 PM

i have to give it to you croatch, nice transformation!
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Croatch on January 18, 2007, 12:21:25 PM
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Croatch post the video.
The entire Croatch Collection
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=Croatch (http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=Croatch)
Lifting Video Alone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xds5UTRzYXc&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xds5UTRzYXc&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Bflex on January 18, 2007, 12:31:46 PM
awesome job indeed, Croach!
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: michael arvilla on January 18, 2007, 12:33:36 PM
That transformation is very impressive indeed!
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Lord Humungous on January 18, 2007, 12:34:45 PM
Silly Beats almost made me piss my pants!!!!  ROFL
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: corinth on January 18, 2007, 12:35:16 PM
Great job croatch.  Hell of a transformation. Impressive.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: body88 on January 18, 2007, 01:13:56 PM
Love Ron Moaster, so funny
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: body88 on January 18, 2007, 01:17:04 PM
Whats is the name of that first song in the video.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Croatch on January 18, 2007, 01:40:53 PM
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Whats is the name of that first song in the video.
Which video, the lifting one?
Your Hand In Mine by Explosions in the Sky, good one for narration.  A lot of their stuff is.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: JimmyTheFish on January 18, 2007, 01:47:45 PM
Which video, the lifting one?
Your Hand In Mine by Explosions in the Sky, good one for narration.  A lot of their stuff is.

you still jumping Croatch?
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: davidpaul on January 18, 2007, 01:48:32 PM
looking jacked croatch, vids are quality.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on January 18, 2007, 01:51:23 PM
Surprisingly he is one of the dumbest guys who posts here :-\


And your the most intoxicated :D
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: tom joad on January 18, 2007, 02:00:18 PM
good before and after comparison pics.  did you use cell-tech?
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Croatch on January 18, 2007, 02:13:16 PM
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you still jumping Croatch?
Did you mean the song on the AFF video?  That's Freeway by Skapegoat Wax.  Awesome track and mean chorus.
Yeah, jumped yesterday, up to 84 jumps and the head down is getting solid.  That's all I think about these days.
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good before and after comparison pics.  did you use cell-tech?
No, just creatine monohydrate, aka Bloat Powder.  Tried two bottles of CellTech, that shit is just creatine with simple sugars, aka Super Transport System. ::)
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: JimmyTheFish on January 18, 2007, 02:21:43 PM
Did you mean the song on the AFF video?  That's Freeway by Skapegoat Wax.  Awesome track and mean chorus.
Yeah, jumped yesterday, up to 84 jumps and the head down is getting solid.  That's all I think about these days.

well when you are ready for smaller gear I have several containers (Javelin), a couple cypres', etc.. I did video for 12 years - quit jumping about 4 years ago -- you jumping with Eddie Carroll out at stateline?
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: alexxx on January 18, 2007, 02:24:22 PM
Sorry, self owning on my part...ahahI just finished doing shoulders in this pic, although the chest needs to come up.  Waist need to be brought in, right side lacks development, more sweep on the quads.  Aside from that, I look sick...ahah  This was taken in 05' @222lbs.

Oh, nice Photoshop Arvilla.  You must have used the synthol filter.  Is that in going to be in CS3?

You give Rosie Mcdonald a run for her money.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 18, 2007, 02:32:10 PM
Before & After
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Croatch on January 18, 2007, 02:32:28 PM
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well when you are ready for smaller gear I have several containers (Javelin), a couple cypres', etc.. I did video for 12 years - quit jumping about 4 years ago -- you jumping with Eddie Carroll out at stateline?
What is your biggest canopy?  Why'd you quit?
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: corinth on January 18, 2007, 02:43:11 PM
Before & After

Amazing transformation.

Croatch, could you give us the basics of the training and diet you used?
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 18, 2007, 02:45:55 PM
what posessed you to get that skinny?
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Bast000 on January 18, 2007, 02:47:36 PM
very thick.   your before pic looks hilarious because your head looks too big for you body.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Croatch on January 18, 2007, 02:54:52 PM
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what posessed you to get that skinny?
Genetics.
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Croatch, could you give us the basics of the training and diet you used?
Blast everyone on steroids.  It gives you a strength only people who drink gallons of Haterade could ever appreciate.  Plus, I ate 3lbs of chicken a day for maybe a year straight?  On top of 2 other meals.
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very thick.   your before pic looks hilarious because your head looks too big for you body.
Monster Egghead! hahah  I think Tom Prince was is more jacked, than I was in that before picture.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: JimmyTheFish on January 18, 2007, 02:54:52 PM
What is your biggest canopy?  Why'd you quit?

biggest is 120 so wont work for you yet..................... I quit because, believe it or not, I got bored with it (6000 jumps) been there done that got the t-shirt -- but at 84 jumps you are lovin it and freeflying is the best discipline to be in, it will make a an all around better skydiver
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Croatch on January 18, 2007, 02:57:35 PM
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smallest is 120 so wont work for you yet..................... I quit because, believe it or not, I got bored with it (6000 jumps) been there done that got the t-shirt -- but at 84 jumps you are lovin it and freeflying is the best discipline to be in, it will make a an all around better skydiver
Yeah, it may be some time before I'm bored with it.  6000 jumps is a decade or so of jumping.  The rush isn't the same now, but the feeling of flying is better and more controlled.  Yeah, a 120 now would be suicide..haha  I guess base jumping is all that's left for you now.  Unfortunately, there's a much better shot of dying in that sport, but I'd try it though.  Thinking about going to Norway some day.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: JimmyTheFish on January 18, 2007, 03:00:28 PM
Yeah, it may be some time before I'm bored with it.  6000 jumps is a decade or so of jumping.  The rush isn't the same now, but the feeling of flying is better and more controlled.  Yeah, a 120 now would be suicide..haha  I guess base jumping is all that's left for you now.  Unfortunately, there's a much better shot of dying in that sport, but I'd try it though.  Thinking about going to Norway some day.

hahaha yes I agree --- gotta say havent been to Norway and only a handful of Base jumps (Bridge Day and Antennas) --- get into a Bird-Man suit as soon as they will let you ---- tis the shit --- thinking about busting out the rig just for those...............
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Croatch on January 18, 2007, 03:03:29 PM
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hahaha yes I agree --- gotta say havent been to Norway and only a handful of Base jumps (Bridge Day and Antennas) --- get into a Bird-Man suit as soon as they will let you ---- tis the shit --- thinking about busting out the rig just for those...............
I would think the wingsuits are more fun with others, but being all webbed up would be more fun in deal with malfunctions..haah  Wingsuit off a base I think would rock. 
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: MisterMagoo on January 18, 2007, 03:21:33 PM
y'know, man, if you'd just quit so adamantly demanding that you're natural you'd get a lot more respect. your crusade against steroid users really does make it look like you're on yourself but trying to cover it up by this nonstop campaign (think ted haggard or other viciously anti-gay fighters who turn out to be gay themselves).

you look great, thick as a house and obviously you're damn strong. it's just a shame you're so deep in denial as though anyone would talk shit on you for using.
Title: Re: Monster genetics!
Post by: Croatch on January 18, 2007, 05:02:28 PM
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you look great, thick as a house and obviously you're damn strong. it's just a shame you're so deep in denial as though anyone would talk shit on you for using.
In all honesty, if I went the gear route, I'd be 250lbs easily, but with a bigger fatter head.  If you feel better thinking I'm on, carry on.  Whatever helps you sleep better at night.