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Title: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: ribonucleic on January 21, 2007, 03:56:44 PM

(http://www.shemuscle.com/free_pics/kelly_ryan1.jpg)

(http://www.shemuscle.com/free_pics/kelly_ryan2.jpg)

(http://www.shemuscle.com/free_pics/kelly_ryan3.jpg)

(http://images.netrition.com/images/kelly_ryan4.jpg)

(http://cafe.quietwarriors.com/images/kellyryan_dec_05b.jpg)

(http://www.musclemissions.org/public/images/gallery/Court_Appearance_Kelly.jpg)

"Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me." - Matthew 25:40

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: The Squadfather on January 21, 2007, 04:03:47 PM

"Thou shalt not stand by 260 pound meathead "husband" as he assaults people, sells drugs, has extramarital affairs, beats, tasers and kills women and sets said woman on fire, Sayettttttthhhhhhhhhhh the Lorrrrrrrrrddddddddddddd ddd"

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: DVSGOD on January 21, 2007, 04:31:49 PM

What a waste  :'(

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: ribonucleic on January 21, 2007, 04:43:01 PM

Quote from: DVSGOD on January 21, 2007, 04:31:49 PM

What a waste  :'(

That's true. With all our snarking, it's easy to forget about all the affluent schmoes whose fantasies of being butt-raped by this fitness amazon's vibrating strap-on will now go unfulfilled as she serves 25-to-life in the Nevada State Prison.

Thank you for reminding us of the hidden faces of this tragedy.

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: The Heckler on January 21, 2007, 04:45:47 PM

haha those black marks on her face in the jail pick look like the early stages of Kaposi's sarcoma, aka full blown AIDS

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: 240 is Back on January 21, 2007, 04:46:08 PM

man, kelly was pretty hot.  

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: Cap on January 21, 2007, 04:57:21 PM

I would have torn it up, Pre-Titus.

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 21, 2007, 05:05:50 PM

Kelly was way overrated... I wouldn't describe her as "hot".  Sure she had a great body, but man what a busted-up grille!

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: Cap on January 21, 2007, 05:10:02 PM

She was hot when they first got married and before.

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: bigmikecox on January 21, 2007, 05:44:04 PM

Quote from: cap86 on January 21, 2007, 04:57:21 PM

I would have torn it up, Pre-Titus.

Me too.  She was pretty unyil Titus came along

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: Pollux on January 21, 2007, 05:53:36 PM

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 21, 2007, 04:46:08 PM

man, kelly was pretty hot.  

Ehhhhh... she had her moments.

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: columbusdude82 on January 21, 2007, 05:59:11 PM

Sad story... Real sad...

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 21, 2007, 06:03:09 PM

How the mighty have fallen

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: onlyme on January 21, 2007, 06:58:05 PM

Quote from: ribonucleic on January 21, 2007, 03:56:44 PM

(http://www.shemuscle.com/free_pics/kelly_ryan1.jpg)

(http://www.shemuscle.com/free_pics/kelly_ryan2.jpg)

(http://www.shemuscle.com/free_pics/kelly_ryan3.jpg)

(http://images.netrition.com/images/kelly_ryan4.jpg)

(http://cafe.quietwarriors.com/images/kellyryan_dec_05b.jpg)

(http://www.musclemissions.org/public/images/gallery/Court_Appearance_Kelly.jpg)

"Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me." - Matthew 25:40

"Burn someone up go to prison" Keith 01:21

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 21, 2007, 07:01:54 PM

Quote from: ribonucleic on January 21, 2007, 03:56:44 PM

(http://www.shemuscle.com/free_pics/kelly_ryan1.jpg)

Brutal Tranny face....

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: Cap on January 21, 2007, 07:07:44 PM

Quote from: Board_SHERIF on January 21, 2007, 07:01:54 PM

Brutal Tranny ROid face....

Title: Re: Schmoe bait to Prisoner 1992276 to Jeebus freak: The odyssey of Kelly Ryan
Post by: Cap on January 21, 2007, 08:17:20 PM

Quote from: Pollux on January 21, 2007, 05:53:36 PM

Ehhhhh... she had her moments.

Like I said, before Titus she was gorgeous.  After a few gang bangs and a meth addict husband, you start to go downhill