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Title: caption jay
Post by: delta9mda on January 21, 2007, 05:08:47 PM: jay- "cell-tech man, thats the key".
kid- "if you say cell-tech one more time....."
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Post by: Ozzy on January 21, 2007, 05:10:12 PM: "I fucking hate gingers..."
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Post by: Cap on January 21, 2007, 05:12:08 PM: He looks less bloated at 305 from the last time I saw him.

Kid-"Just put your damn stack on the fucking paper"
Jay-"Weren't you in that movie with John Ritter?"
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Post by: Ozzy on January 21, 2007, 05:15:29 PM: Epic staredown
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Post by: SteelePegasus on January 21, 2007, 05:34:06 PM: "yeah kid, you heard me..60days 45lbs...muscletech is the secret weapon"
Title: Re: caption jay
Post by: 240 is Back on January 21, 2007, 05:35:06 PM: Quote from: cap86 on January 21, 2007, 05:12:08 PM
He looks less bloated at 305 from the last time I saw him.

Do we have verified (non-hype) proof that Jay is 305 there?

Smart money is sitting on 291.
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Post by: ribonucleic on January 21, 2007, 05:36:51 PM: I kinda like the fact that Jay pimps Muscle Tech every single chance he gets. It suggests that he takes his endorsement-contract obligations seriously. Makes him seem like a stand-up guy.
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 21, 2007, 07:17:54 PM: Quote from: delta9mda on January 21, 2007, 05:08:47 PM
jay- "cell-tech man, thats the key".
kid- "if you say cell-tech one more time....."

Jay - I am a D cup..

Kid - I just got my first training bra...

Guy behind checking out Jays D-cups...
Title: Re: caption jay
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 21, 2007, 07:32:03 PM: Quote from: Board_SHERIF on January 21, 2007, 07:17:54 PM
Jay - I am a D cup..

Kid - I just got my first training bra...

Guy behind checking out Jays D-cups...

Shit, you beat me to it.... I was gonna make up some caption about a "sports bra". >:(
Title: Re: caption jay
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 21, 2007, 07:34:19 PM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on January 21, 2007, 07:32:03 PM

Shit, you beat me to it.... I was gonna make up some caption about a "sports bra". >:(

great minds think alike.... 8)
Title: Re: caption jay
Post by: ThaRealist on January 21, 2007, 07:37:17 PM: Jay - "Hey guys can you move out of the way?? I am trying to restock the shelves for MuscleTech and I only have until 3 O'clock to get it done..."
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Post by: realkarateblackbelt on January 21, 2007, 08:39:52 PM: Jay: "If you don't got the twenty bucks I'm not siging my autograph kiddo. Go ask your dad for more money."
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Post by: Ozzy on January 21, 2007, 08:56:59 PM: Jay: "You smell that? I smell fear..."
Redhaired Kid: "I smell it also."
Blonde Kid: "OSHT..."
Title: Re: caption jay
Post by: delta9mda on January 21, 2007, 10:40:42 PM: kid- "im not paying 20 fucking dollars for an autographed pic, you can go and fuck your self".
jay- "uhhhhhhhhhh".
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 21, 2007, 11:08:46 PM: kid- "come on man... how many iu's do you take?.."
jay- "for the last f**cking time, that GH in my fridge was not mine, I was being a big brother to a kid with dwarfism".
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Post by: realkarateblackbelt on January 21, 2007, 11:19:50 PM: Ginger:Sorry mr.Cutler but you're not on the list.

Jay:But I have a reservation.

Ginger:You aren't getting in buddy.

Jay:Gimme that list this is bullshit!.
Title: Re: caption jay
Post by: the shadow on January 21, 2007, 11:33:14 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on January 21, 2007, 05:35:06 PM
Do we have verified (non-hype) proof that Jay is 305 there?

Smart money is sitting on 291.
jay is 305lbs in these pics.he is planning to tip the scales at 315lbs arnold time
Title: Re: caption jay
Post by: G.STEELE on January 22, 2007, 12:58:50 AM: Jay "Excuse me..you are the squad what?"
Red "FATHER. I am the squadfather."
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Post by: Bear on January 22, 2007, 02:44:41 AM: Quote from: G.STEELE on January 22, 2007, 12:58:50 AM
Jay "Excuse me..you are the squad what?"
Red "FATHER. I am the squadfather."

I think that kid is too handsome with superior mass and hair to be The Squadfather. He doesn't look insecure enough either.
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Post by: G.STEELE on January 22, 2007, 11:12:55 AM: Quote from: Bear on January 22, 2007, 02:44:41 AM
I think that kid is too handsome with superior mass and hair to be The Squadfather. He doesn't look insecure enough either.
True dat.
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Post by: bigmc on January 22, 2007, 11:14:46 AM: jay " hey sarcasm"

Kid "all drugs"
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Post by: Blockhead on January 22, 2007, 11:42:51 AM: Quote from: delta9mda on January 21, 2007, 05:08:47 PM
jay- "cell-tech man, thats the key".
kid- "if you say cell-tech one more time....."
Epic ORBS and phantasmic-like entities in the store...

Brutal ghostly activity.
Title: Re: caption jay
Post by: davidpaul on January 22, 2007, 02:16:07 PM: in all seriousness that is pain86/rob1986 (mayhem/getbig), he used to run bodybuildingdungeon.com. some sort of muscle worship site.

he is trying to pwn jay there with a stare down,

he has jay on height though, i give him that, kids big.
Title: Re: caption jay
Post by: Wombat on January 22, 2007, 04:14:18 PM: Jay--ok your resume' seems pretty good but we are going have to get you on the "program"...I want you to take 5 these anadrol pills a day and take a bottle of this sustonon everyday...Do this for 12 weeks and then come back..And if we still have a job opening, you got it

Kid--Is that stuff made by muscle tech