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Title: Nordic's willy
Post by: Diesel1 on January 23, 2007, 05:58:15 AM
 ;D

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Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 23, 2007, 06:18:05 AM
haha, this is just confirmation that my constant jesting about your employment status winds you up ;D 8) :-*

(http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/JCP/stellent/groups/public/documents/websitecontent/dev_000035.gif) (http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/Internet/viewVacancy.do?selectedVacancy=6&ref=HUS/27006)

Click the image Diesel, found you a nice job!
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 23, 2007, 06:21:07 AM
Dang Nordic... I'm sure you make the lesbians happy with that :D
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Diesel1 on January 23, 2007, 06:23:34 AM
haha, this is just confirmation that my constant jesting about your employment status winds you up ;D 8) :-*

(http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/JCP/stellent/groups/public/documents/websitecontent/dev_000035.gif) (http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/Internet/viewVacancy.do?selectedVacancy=6&ref=HUS/27006)

Click the image Diesel, found you a nice job!

Hows it hanging?  :)
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 23, 2007, 06:25:13 AM
Hows it hanging?  :)

It's not :D
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Diesel1 on January 23, 2007, 06:32:06 AM
It's not :D

 ;D
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 23, 2007, 07:09:54 AM
haha  ;D
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 23, 2007, 07:50:20 AM
haha, this is just confirmation that my constant jesting about your employment status winds you up ;D 8) :-*

(http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/JCP/stellent/groups/public/documents/websitecontent/dev_000035.gif) (http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/Internet/viewVacancy.do?selectedVacancy=6&ref=HUS/27006)

Click the image Diesel, found you a nice job!

now your own country men hate you...you " i work for one of the top firms in the world"  ::)

ok maybe you r the help desk guy!  ;D
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 23, 2007, 08:28:50 AM
now your own country men hate you...you " i work for one of the top firms in the world"  ::)

ok maybe you r the help desk guy!  ;D

I don't lie about my job or educational credentials, ask me anything in regards to databases, distributed computing and software engineering. I can back it up. You can't. You fail Cisco/Microsoft certifications which 7 year old indian kids pass.
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 23, 2007, 08:31:10 AM
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I can back it up.

what are your education credentials?

exactly what r you good at?

lets here it..

n oh..the only one i have failed is the CCIE  ;)

i dont know shit about microsoft..
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 23, 2007, 08:36:37 AM
what are your education credentials?

exactly what r you good at?

lets here it..

n oh..the only one i have failed is the CCIE  ;)

i dont know shit about microsoft..

Computer science and statistical mathematics from the University of Manchester.

My job consists of developing solutions on Unix/Linux, not Microsoft.

Main job in the past year has been handling and processing large data sets on distributed systems and ranking algorithms.
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 23, 2007, 08:47:57 AM
simple questions...

f usr is a command for what operating system?


what is RAID 2?

if u answer these i actually got a friend that works for ..i wont say..i'll call him and have better questions..

programming..aint my thing..i'm too hyper to sit around for hours at an end..furthest i got ws c++ and i forgot most of that..i HATE vi editor..








Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 23, 2007, 09:05:26 AM
What's the point in such shit questions? Any monkey can research the different levels of RAID on wikipedia.

VI rules you fucking idiot. That just shows your technical inabilities.

All you do probably is plug and play routers... slap in this cable to this ethernet port... then the other end over here... walla! I'm a genius! ::)

You also probably know nothing about C++. You've probably just fiddled with some code during your college years.
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 23, 2007, 09:22:29 AM
What's the point in such shit questions? Any monkey can research the different levels of RAID on wikipedia.

VI rules you fucking idiot. That just shows your technical inabilities.

All you do probably is plug and play routers... slap in this cable to this ethernet port... then the other end over here... walla! I'm a genius! ::)

You also probably know nothing about C++. You've probably just fiddled with some code during your college years.

 lol... the internet runs on plug n play right ::)..plus you didn't answer my questions ..

PS ANYTHING can be googled..

now go google OSPF BGP IGRP EIGRP Ipv6 RIP v2 ISDN DLSW VLANS STP ..only some of the few areas where i'm better than most folks on this planet!  ;)

if you thought it ws plug n play..you dont know the first thing about IP...and thems your words mate..
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 23, 2007, 09:24:51 AM
here r the requirements huney! :-*

http://www.cisco.com/web/learning/le3/ccie/rs/lab_exam_blueprint.html
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 23, 2007, 09:32:36 AM
lol... the internet runs on plug n play right ::)..plus you didn't answer my questions ..

PS ANYTHING can be googled..

now go google OSPF BGP IGRP EIGRP Ipv6 RIP v2 ISDN DLSW VLANS STP ..only some of the few areas where i'm better than most folks on this planet!  ;)

if you thought it ws plug n play..you dont know the first thing about IP...and thems your words mate..

Your acronyms don't scare me assclown!

Note: distributed computing. Research this, I work with networks all the time :-\

Have you got experience with developing solutions that must handle terabytes of data over a 100 server distributed computing cluster?

You're out of your depth here.
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 23, 2007, 09:38:52 AM


Have you got experience with developing solutions that must handle terabytes of data over a 100 server distributed computing cluster?


oooo 100 terabytes of a server cluster..lol...phuleeze. .now THAT sounds plug n play..all it takes it good singlemodefiber..


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server distributed computing cluster?
  <-- how about you just say cluster eh noob lol...oye..i know your type..my couzin is one..big words..knows nothing..

PS..the CIA r keeping tabs on you  :) 

PPS..i KNOW that for a FACT!  ;D
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 23, 2007, 09:41:45 AM
ROFLMAO!

Big words? Such an hypocrite man-whore... throwing around acronyms like they're going out of fashion.

Why are you stalking me loser? :-*
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 23, 2007, 10:00:50 AM
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server distributed computing cluster
  <-- lol you said this..instead of just saying cluster..



my guess..you r the help desk guy..  :-\
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 23, 2007, 10:08:50 AM
  <-- lol you said this..instead of just saying cluster..



my guess..you r the help desk guy..  :-\

A distributed computing is where all the nodes of the cluster act as if it was one unified computer.

Sometimes, within a non-distributed cluster nodes might perform different tasks... Thus not distributed.

Stick to your Cisco certification fag!
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 23, 2007, 10:10:28 AM
A distributed computing is where all the nodes of the cluster act as if it was one unified computer.



ooooo...like..<gasp> ..like stacked switches!  ::)

noooo..you dont say...lol..
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 23, 2007, 10:11:35 AM
oo here is a question..when you stack servers..do you use a cross over cable or a straight thru?

and what kinda cable is it?

thats as easy as a question gets mang..
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Diesel1 on January 23, 2007, 10:19:49 AM
Give it up Nordic, you're getting owned more times than it's humanly possible to get owned in a single thread
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 23, 2007, 10:21:47 AM
Give it up Nordic, you're getting owned more times than it's humanly possible to get owned in a single thread

sorry for ruining your thread though bro...

really..

he does this to EVERY one of my threads..follows me around  :-\
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 23, 2007, 10:51:18 AM
oo here is a question..when you stack servers..do you use a cross over cable or a straight thru?

and what kinda cable is it?

thats as easy as a question gets mang..

You mean in the server racks? Connected by standard gigabit ethernet usually gives the bandwidth and latency we require, some SAN server's are connected via fibre optic cabling.

Give it up Nordic, you're getting owned more times than it's humanly possible to get owned in a single thread

I don't get it? Where have I been owned? ???
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Diesel1 on January 23, 2007, 11:48:02 AM

I don't get it? Where have I been owned? ???

I'm just pulling your plod mate. Or at least I would if there was something to pull  :-X
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 23, 2007, 11:52:25 AM
I'm just pulling your plod mate. Or at least I would if there was something to pull  :-X

rofl :-[
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 23, 2007, 12:46:08 PM
I'm just pulling your plod mate. Or at least I would if there was something to pull  :-X

Ouch..  ;D
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: amc1980 on January 25, 2007, 05:07:53 AM
Two things that have been missed in this thread:

1. The fact that the chap in the photo below has obviously been trimming his pubes in the tragic belief that it will make his nob look bigger.

(http://i11.tinypic.com/4dq9213.jpg)


2. This little gem from Toxic


PS..the CIA r keeping tabs on you  :) 

PPS..i KNOW that for a FACT!  ;D

The spooks are coming to get you Manni!
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 25, 2007, 07:37:33 AM
The USA secret services need a majour overhaul if it allows the lowest common denominator (Toxic al' Paki) to know who is and who isn't being monitored. If he knows this... then the CIA is a comical farce.

Then again... he could be lying...
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 25, 2007, 08:28:35 AM
The USA secret services need a majour overhaul if it allows the lowest common denominator (Toxic al' Paki) to know who is and who isn't being monitored. If he knows this... then the CIA is a comical farce.


i seriously doubt it..  ;)
Title: Re: Nordic's willy
Post by: Nordic Superman on January 25, 2007, 09:37:38 AM
i seriously doubt it..  ;)

You're saying toxic doesn't know who's being monitored or not? ???

Doesn't that mean toxic must then be LYING?

Wow, stop the press! Not often a inbred paki gets caught lying!