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Title: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: Army of One on January 29, 2007, 08:06:53 PM
Scientists have confirmed yes

(http://www.derekanthony.com/Bestfreepicturesdec2006/images/1015524792_l.jpg)
Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: kiwiol on January 29, 2007, 08:14:03 PM
Scientists have confirmed yes

(http://www.derekanthony.com/Bestfreepicturesdec2006/images/1015524792_l.jpg)

Are you saying Derek takes cocksucking very seriously and is so professional, that he wears a suit to the gloryhole, db?
Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: gordiano on January 29, 2007, 08:19:08 PM
Are you saying that his Derek's big ears are handlebars for old men in hotel rooms?

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: kiwiol on January 29, 2007, 08:23:36 PM
Are you saying that his Derek's big ears are handlebars for old men in hotel rooms?

No, I'm just saying that if you have a dick, you've got a free pass to enter Derek on either end. Hahahahaha gayer than appealing to Dr Phil to save your marriage.
Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: Anal Iceman Lubeth on January 29, 2007, 08:26:08 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: Army of One on January 29, 2007, 08:34:55 PM
Are you saying Derek takes cocksucking very seriously and is so professional, that he wears a suit to the gloryhole, db?

HAHA Yes kiwiol Derek is the kind of man who wears a hardhat to work because although the pillows he bites cushion his face he learnt the hard way what bed headboard blunt force trauma can do his hairline and IQ HAHAHA Gayer than a Monthly subscription to Flex.
Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: serpentine007 on January 29, 2007, 09:04:11 PM
Are you sure? I think he chose to pillow bite his way through college for a little buck here and there, then got used to being whored around and having his asshole used for $ and now as a grown man still hass his ass pounded by meatsticks for a lousy buck, to pay for bread. Protein he has enough.  :-X This is just the way he is gentlemen, respect.  ::)  :-\
Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: The Heckler on January 29, 2007, 09:55:52 PM
hahaha this is the thread of the century
Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: kiwiol on January 29, 2007, 10:08:12 PM
HAHA Yes kiwiol Derek is the kind of man who wears a hardhat to work because although the pillows he bites cushion his face he learnt the hard way what bed headboard blunt force trauma can do his hairline and IQ HAHAHA Gayer than a Monthly subscription to Flex.

Hahahahaha yes db!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I too get a very strong feeling that Derek is the kind of 'guy' who shows up in retirement villages wearing a doctors costume and announces that he is there to check the prostrates of all the old men, a few minutes after which, he is heard telling his first 'patient', "Just relax Stud, I mean, Sir. That is a rectal thermometer and I just have to slide it in and out for a while for it to 'warm up'. And don't worry if it hurts - you get to do the same to me when I'm done" after which he screams "Yee-haw". Hahahahaha gayer than weight training for health and fitness.
Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: Army of One on January 30, 2007, 10:48:24 AM
Hahahahaha yes db!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I too get a very strong feeling that Derek is the kind of 'guy' who shows up in retirement villages wearing a doctors costume and announces that he is there to check the prostrates of all the old men, a few minutes after which, he is heard telling his first 'patient', "Just relax Stud, I mean, Sir. That is a rectal thermometer and I just have to slide it in and out for a while for it to 'warm up'. And don't worry if it hurts - you get to do the same to me when I'm done" after which he screams "Yee-haw". Hahahahaha gayer than weight training for health and fitness.

HAHA Yes Derek is the kind of main who prays for Cancer of The Colon so he can spend months enjoying being probed hahaha Gayer than High reps for Definition.

Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: Buttsuck on January 30, 2007, 10:49:54 AM
HAHA Yes Derek is the kind of main who prays for Cancer of The Colon so he spend months enjoying being probed hahaha Gayer than High reps for Definition.


BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA NO! NO!! GAYER THEN TONING YOUR CORE!!! ROFL!!!!
Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: columbusdude82 on January 30, 2007, 11:02:43 AM
BRILLIANT THREAD!!!

I LOVE GETBIG CREATIVITY!!!
Title: Re: If your only source of protein was straight from the tap, would you grow?
Post by: kiwiol on January 30, 2007, 11:05:10 AM
BRILLIANT THREAD!!!

I LOVE GETBIG CREATIVITY!!!

Yes db is a Getbig / SQUAD legend 8)