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Title: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Bigger Business on January 31, 2007, 03:01:05 AM
It would have to be 50/50



but what if the chick doesn't know where you live and stuff is it 0/100?



hmmmmmmmn trying times indeed
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Diesel1 on January 31, 2007, 03:33:49 AM
It would have to be 50/50



but what if the chick doesn't know where you live and stuff is it 0/100?



hmmmmmmmn trying times indeed

lmao!!!

Is this the same girl you had coffee with?
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Bigger Business on January 31, 2007, 04:29:04 AM
lmao!!!

Is this the same girl you had coffee with?

yes...coffee





good defense!
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Stark on January 31, 2007, 04:34:21 AM
dude don't be an ass, do the right thing pay for it, you knocked her up now pay for it. Think there will be a time when you think back and you will not be proud of yourself.
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Deedee on January 31, 2007, 07:16:04 AM
Is this one of those age-old  "when a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound" trick questions  ???
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Fury on January 31, 2007, 07:29:35 AM
This is what the metal clotheshanger is for. They're about $.10 at your local Dollar-store and they work wonders. Either that or an accidental fall down a flight of stairs. Both cost-cutting and simple.
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Deedee on January 31, 2007, 07:50:32 AM
This is what the metal clotheshanger is for. They're about $.10 at your local Dollar-store and they work wonders. Either that or an accidental fall down a flight of stairs. Both cost-cutting and simple.

Traditionally, so are condoms.  ;)

Especially if your motto is "hit it and quit it."  You wouldn't want a bunch of little bezerkfuries running around, not knowing who their daddy is.
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Stark on January 31, 2007, 02:59:45 PM
Traditionally, so are condoms.  ;)

Especially if your motto is "hit it and quit it."  You wouldn't want a bunch of little bezerkfuries running around, not knowing who their daddy is.
or Aids god forbit  :o
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: G.R.H. on January 31, 2007, 03:56:50 PM
if u keep your "pickle" in the pants where it belongs you won't have to worry about knocking up any women! also, there are such things called condoms and birth control. also, you could be the "good little catholic dude" and wait until u r married to knock up the chick.  ;D
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Stark on January 31, 2007, 03:59:34 PM
if u keep your "pickle" in the pants where it belongs you won't have to worry about knocking up any women! also, there are such things called condoms and birth control. also, you could be the "good little catholic dude" and wait until u r married to knock up the chick.  ;D

I'm always amazed at these kids... I'm 32 now and I had sex with a great amount of woman in my crazy years...especially when I had my army time, now none of these woman are pregnant, I have always used a condom, and I have always pulled out... it's so easy, pull out and come on their face, why do you think they call it a facial, it's good for her. :)
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Fury on January 31, 2007, 04:41:25 PM
Traditionally, so are condoms.  ;)

Especially if your motto is "hit it and quit it."  You wouldn't want a bunch of little bezerkfuries running around, not knowing who their daddy is.

I plan on beating my children. I always wrap it. I'm 20, I definetely don't need any Fury Jr's running around, as totally awesome and superior specimens they would be.

(http://theworstpageintheuniverse.com/images/parent_web1.jpg)
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Stark on January 31, 2007, 04:49:37 PM
I plan on beating my children. I always wrap it. I'm 20, I definetely don't need any Fury Jr's running around, as totally awesome and superior specimens they would be.

(http://theworstpageintheuniverse.com/images/parent_web1.jpg)

beat them to an inch of their life does teach them a valuable message... they thank you later for it.
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Cap on January 31, 2007, 05:22:18 PM
In the case of a "friend" in high school, not the dude who knocked her up but two of my close friends.
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Tre on January 31, 2007, 06:17:39 PM

Pay.

It's a LOT cheaper than any of the alternatives.  Trust me.
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Cap on January 31, 2007, 07:42:15 PM
If I wanted her to keep it (like married or don't believe in abortion) I wouldn't pay for it....or go.
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Sculpter on February 01, 2007, 12:17:21 PM
Paying a little bit of money out now means not having to pay out big time later on in life.People that know about life's errors will realise what I mean by this! :D
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Faust on February 01, 2007, 12:36:37 PM
I'm always amazed at these kids... I'm 32 now and I had sex with a great amount of woman in my crazy years...especially when I had my army time, now none of these woman are pregnant, I have always used a condom, and I have always pulled out... it's so easy, pull out and come on their face, why do you think they call it a facial, it's good for her. :)
::)
Pulling out isn't a good method.
Pre-cum already contains semen.

Condom is a must though.
Wrap it before you attack it.
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Cap on February 01, 2007, 12:53:45 PM
::)
Pulling out isn't a good method.
Pre-cum already contains semen.

Condom is a must though.
Wrap it before you attack it.
Yea, it never ceases to amaze me how many tools don't wear their damn raincoat because it "feels better" without it.  How do they think it is going to feel when they get the news that their one night stand now resulted in a baby and you are now royally fucked because of a feel you might have.
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: Deadpool on February 01, 2007, 02:30:18 PM
18 years
18 years

she got you wid your kid, for 18 years

I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
Title: Re: If you get a girl knocked up who pays for the abortion?
Post by: sandycoosworth on February 02, 2007, 05:33:18 PM

It would have to be 50/50



but what if the chick doesn't know where you live and stuff is it 0/100?



hmmmmmmmn trying times indeed


heres the deal









do not pay 1$ to this fertile bitch





if she aborts its out of pocket for her and you are left in a strong fiscal position







if she has the fucker, wait 15 or so years and see how hes doing






if he looks like he could be an earner you embrace him as your son and let him know his whore of a mother hid him from you






if however the apple hasnt fallen far from the tree i suggest you keep on trucking





















ps good spermin bro!