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Title: H.I.V
Post by: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM: I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now :(
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Post by: SuperNatural on February 02, 2007, 04:51:18 PM: Don't worry I heard the same thing happened to Magic Johnson and he turned out fine.
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Post by: Camel Jockey on February 02, 2007, 04:53:47 PM: Get tested right now!
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 02, 2007, 05:07:27 PM: dude you can still catch shit with a conny on get your ass tested and stay away from them prostitutes
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Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on February 02, 2007, 05:11:21 PM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 02, 2007, 05:07:27 PM
dude you can still catch shit with a conny on get your ass tested and stay away from them prostitutes

especially the ones you know are heroin addicts :-X
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: sandycoosworth on February 02, 2007, 05:13:53 PM: Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now :(

thats actually kinda funny
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 05:14:10 PM: Quote from: Camel Jockey on February 02, 2007, 04:53:47 PM
Get tested right now!

No you got to wait 3moths before they can measure the red blood cells
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 05:15:12 PM: Quote from: sandycoosworth on February 02, 2007, 05:13:53 PM
thats actually kinda funny

No it's not
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Post by: sandycoosworth on February 02, 2007, 05:35:59 PM: its funny in a darwin award sort of way

you dig!
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Post by: Debussey on February 03, 2007, 09:00:06 AM: Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now :(

Debussey was correct. You will be dead in 10. :)
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: the shadow on February 03, 2007, 09:02:23 AM: Quote from: Debussey on February 03, 2007, 09:00:06 AM

Debussey was correct. You will be dead in 10. :)
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 03, 2007, 09:06:20 AM: Quote from: the shadow on February 03, 2007, 09:02:23 AM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah
at least he gets laid mc fly
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: the shadow on February 03, 2007, 09:11:12 AM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 03, 2007, 09:06:20 AM
i got laid with a horse and now i have AIDS..
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 03, 2007, 09:11:45 AM: Quote from: the shadow on February 03, 2007, 09:11:12 AM

gay
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Post by: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:19:48 AM: my best friend (female hetero), died when we were 30. She didn't know she'd been sleeping with someone who had obviously fucked about. i had to go and bail him out of jail once and it was disgusting, the way they treated him, they burned his bed and the sheets he'd slept on.

Anyway, he died first and she had to bury him, then very shortly after that, all her internal organs packed in and they found her just inside the front door.

since then, I've not been that close with anyone.
Also, I'm sure it's the reason I moved back to England, everyone was dying in Toronto.

They give out free condoms here and they think aids is dead (they did brilliant public service ads and it didn't really catch on here, so thank god.

I've never taken a risk.

but please please please wear two condoms next time?
I mean, if you're paying for it, it will be great, but please take care
xL
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: DK II on February 03, 2007, 09:20:06 AM: Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now :(

what an idiot you are.
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:27:05 AM: Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 05:14:10 PM
No you got to wait 3moths before they can measure the red blood cells

you knew that already.

what are you messing with, our heads or your life?

ps: it's okay, I have a gay mate in toronto who has lived with aids for 15-20 years. you have to look after your t cells or something and you must not do stress mess...
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Post by: Nordic Superman on February 03, 2007, 09:35:50 AM: Quote from: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:27:05 AM

you knew that already.

what are you messing with, our heads or your life?

ps: it's okay, I have a gay mate in toronto who has lived with aids for 15-20 years. you have to look after your t cells or something and not get stressed out...

Does your gay mate share razors and dildos with you?
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Post by: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:39:08 AM: thanks for asking, no.

he came to visit me once in London and I was living with a nice bloke.

Michael decided to make potato salad and i walked into the kitchen to help and he'd cut his finger on the sharp knife.

noone ate the potato salad.

xL

I hugged him afterwards and thanked him for making the effort. it was terrible, not a nice night.
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: DK II on February 03, 2007, 09:40:58 AM: Quote from: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:39:08 AM
thanks for asking, no.

he came to visit me once in London and I was living with a nice bloke.

Michael decided to make potato salad and i walked into the kitchen to help and he'd cut his finger on the sharp knife.

noone ate the potato salad.

xL

I hugged him afterwards and thanked him for making the effort. it was terrible, not a nice night.

shall we cry now?

stupid story. it's his fault in the first place. he didn't get it from washing his hands, did he?
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: Slin1 on February 03, 2007, 09:44:46 AM: Quote from: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:39:08 AM
thanks for asking, no.

he came to visit me once in London and I was living with a nice bloke.

Michael decided to make potato salad and i walked into the kitchen to help and he'd cut his finger on the sharp knife.

noone ate the potato salad.

xL

I hugged him afterwards and thanked him for making the effort. it was terrible, not a nice night.

You wasted a good potato salad the HIV virus would not have survived
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:48:33 AM: Quote from: Slin1 on February 03, 2007, 09:44:46 AM
You wasted a good potato salad the HIV virus would not have survived

yep, I know that now. But it was kinda pink and I didn't want any.

Obviously I've since learned that it cannot be caught except via blood on blood.
Slin, did you bleed?
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Post by: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:50:02 AM: Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 03, 2007, 09:40:58 AM
shall we cry now?

stupid story. it's his fault in the first place. he didn't get it from washing his hands, did he?

I realised later that he did it on purpose, just to test us.

xL

we weren't doing a good enough job of feeling sorry for him and he was doing his swan song.
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: Slin1 on February 03, 2007, 09:53:21 AM: Quote from: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:48:33 AM

Slin, did you bleed?

???

I dont got the Ebola
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: Stark on February 03, 2007, 10:05:36 AM: Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now :(

dude.... no seriously DUDE!!!! :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 10:07:23 AM: Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 03, 2007, 09:35:50 AM
Does your gay mate share razors and dildos with you?

he lived in Toronto & I moved back to England (so we didn't share much these last 10 years...

we spoke on the phone alot.

I've just heard 2 weeks ago that he died.
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Post by: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 10:15:38 AM: Anyone know the place to sell your DNA? I've got all the anti-viruses.

I need to meet the scientist who is working on this.

I have them writing to me from the Blood Donor Clinic (yep, I give regular, I've an uncommon blood type), saying that I've got the anti-virus for hep and they want my plasma.
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: Dos Equis on February 03, 2007, 10:20:42 AM: Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now :(

Why don't you just play Russian Roulette instead? :-\
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Post by: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 10:24:01 AM: Quote from: Beach Bum on February 03, 2007, 10:20:42 AM
Why don't you just play Russian Roulette instead? :-\

I think he or she was just having us on and wanted to see what we would say.

Bang bang, you're dead?
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: Nordic Superman on February 03, 2007, 10:36:11 AM: Quote from: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 10:07:23 AM
I've just heard 2 weeks ago that he died.

Haha, what a fucking gimmick you are :)
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: Hulkster on February 03, 2007, 03:41:16 PM: wearing two condoms is not recommended.

can tear much easier that way.
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 03, 2007, 03:42:27 PM: oh i dont know how bout not having sex with crack whores that could solve the two condom problem
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Post by: TrapsMcLats on February 03, 2007, 04:23:52 PM: get on anti-virals right away and start having your blood tested every week, the changes are subtle, but they can start to detect "signs" of the virus long before three months have passed. GO NOW.
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: Lord Humungous on February 03, 2007, 04:49:56 PM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 02, 2007, 05:07:27 PM
dude you can still catch shit with a conny on get your ass tested and stay away from them prostitutes

Take it from Dude Toy! Hes positive he knows what he talking about!
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 03, 2007, 04:52:16 PM: Quote from: Lord Humungous on February 03, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
Take it from Dude Toy! Hes positive he knows what he talking about!
ahhhhh now your following me around now i know i pissed you off
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Post by: 240 is Back on February 03, 2007, 05:08:17 PM: hilarious thread!! I haven't laughed out loud in quite a while.

Linda, the bit about the bloke with the demons in his blood prepping your lunch, that was insanely funny!
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: chaos on February 03, 2007, 05:22:31 PM: Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now :(
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]AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA Stupid fuck!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: onlyme on February 03, 2007, 11:24:59 PM: Hurry, go fuck Alexxx and TA so we can get rid of them :-\
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Post by: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 05:52:22 AM: Quote from: onlyme on February 03, 2007, 11:24:59 PM
Hurry, go f**k Alexxx and TA so we can get rid of them :-\

For that matter fuck the whole squad, they are all gay and no one really wants them around anyway
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 07:23:48 AM: Quote from: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 05:52:22 AM
For that matter f**k the whole squad, they are all gay and no one really wants them around anyway
hhahhahha yet another post by lord cuminmyass about the squad you are obssesed you need help
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Post by: the shadow on February 04, 2007, 07:35:54 AM: Quote from: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 05:52:22 AM
For that matter f**k the whole squad, they are all gay and no one really wants them around anyway
NOBODY IS GONNA FUCK THEM CUZ EVERY SQUAD MEMBER HAS AIDS :o
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 07:37:08 AM: Quote from: the shadow on February 04, 2007, 07:35:54 AM
NOBODY IS GONNA f**k THEM CUZ EVERY SQUAD MEMBER HAS AIDS :o
your just angry cause you got aids from having your dads shit all over your two inch pecker you fucken turd knocker
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: the shadow on February 04, 2007, 07:39:53 AM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 07:37:08 AM
your just angry cause you got aids from having your dads shit all over your two inch pecker you fucken turd knocker
YOUR ONE HOMO EROTIC ASSHOLE..SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN WALKING AIDS VIRUS
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 07:45:02 AM: Quote from: the shadow on February 04, 2007, 07:39:53 AM
YOUR ONE HOMO EROTIC ASSHOLE..SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN WALKING AIDS VIRUS
haahhahhhahha you gonna make me??? oh by the way
paki meltdown
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Post by: Debussey on February 04, 2007, 07:46:14 AM: :)

(http://www.aids.hacettepe.edu.tr/images/virus1.gif)
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 07:47:06 AM: Quote from: Debussey on February 04, 2007, 07:46:14 AM
:)

(http://www.aids.hacettepe.edu.tr/images/virus1.gif)
what is that mr .debussy
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: Debussey on February 04, 2007, 07:51:33 AM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 07:47:06 AM
what is that mr .debussy

A cute little virus. Just like this one:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Aids_virus.jpg)
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 08:09:38 AM: Quote from: Debussey on February 04, 2007, 07:51:33 AM
A cute little virus. Just like this one:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Aids_virus.jpg)
is it a special christmas virus
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Post by: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 09:57:56 AM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 08:09:38 AM
is it a special christmas virus

No retard, thats the aids virus your boyfriend pumped in your ass the other day.
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 09:59:36 AM: Quote from: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 09:57:56 AM
No retard, thats the aids virus your boyfriend pumped in your ass the other day.
hahahaha look its the return of the tuff guy the boyfriend let you take his dick outta your mouth long enough to post aahhahahahahhhahhahhahah hah
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Post by: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 10:01:45 AM: ;D its feelings are hurt !
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 10:03:25 AM: Quote from: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 10:01:45 AM
;D its feelings are hurt !
lame comeback i expected more from you guess your done
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Post by: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 10:06:19 AM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 10:03:25 AM
lame comeback i expected more from you guess your done

Not yet, open your mouth like you do for the other boys ummk?
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 10:07:11 AM: Quote from: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 10:06:19 AM

Not yet, open your mouth like you do for the other boys ummk?
you have me confused with your wife
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Post by: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 10:07:56 AM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 10:07:11 AM
you have me confused with my mom

Fixed!
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Post by: Hulkster on February 04, 2007, 03:03:20 PM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 03, 2007, 03:42:27 PM
oh i dont know how bout not having sex with crack whores that could solve the two condom problem

LOL very true
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Post by: Scimowser on February 04, 2007, 04:34:01 PM: seriously, youre a fucking loser ::)
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Post by: Hugo Chavez on February 04, 2007, 06:40:51 PM: Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 05:14:10 PM
No you got to wait 3moths before they can measure the red blood cells
You probably have a bigger chance at getting someting else nasty like gonorhrea sp? or herpies. I was told by my doc that it's much harder for a guy to get hiv from a chic but I don't know if that's true. Someone else here said their doc said the same a while back. Go to the doc right away, maybe he can stick you on some antiviral for a while and kill anything before it get's started. ohhhh... you're going to get swabed... ouch good luck with that :-X
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Post by: 240 is Back on February 04, 2007, 07:01:12 PM: hiv for a male in hetero vaginal is very rare.

hiv for a chic receiving anal is many times higher.
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Post by: Camel Jockey on February 05, 2007, 03:45:21 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on February 04, 2007, 07:01:12 PM
hiv for a male in hetero vaginal is very rare.

hiv for a chic receiving anal is many times higher.

for all we know our man slin probably pounded that ass! ;D
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Post by: Deedee on February 05, 2007, 04:30:59 PM: Well it's true that it's much more difficult for a male to get HIV from a female... but the real question is how could you get so aroused with a shriveled-up, grey-palored, crack whore that you rip apart the condom? It's madness!
Title: Re: H.I.V
Post by: G on February 05, 2007, 08:16:41 PM: Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 05:14:10 PM
No you got to wait 3moths before they can measure the red blood cells

Isnt it 6 months?
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Post by: Slin1 on February 06, 2007, 01:09:58 AM: Quote from: G on February 05, 2007, 08:16:41 PM

Isnt it 6 months?

no
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Post by: DK II on February 06, 2007, 03:39:42 AM: Quote from: Deedee on February 05, 2007, 04:30:59 PM
Well it's true that it's much more difficult for a male to get HIV from a female... but the real question is how could you get so aroused with a shriveled-up, grey-palored, crack whore that you rip apart the condom? It's madness!

ahahaha, good question.
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Post by: MikeThaMachine on February 06, 2007, 03:51:11 AM: Basically the same thing happened to my friend in Atlantic City last year, he and his friend both did this girl without a condom and then she later gave a crying confession that she had AIDS. Luckily he was tested and idn't have it but his friend never got tested.
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Post by: Nordic Superman on February 06, 2007, 04:47:28 AM: Quote from: MikeThaMachine on February 06, 2007, 03:51:11 AM
Basically the same thing happened to my friend in Atlantic City last year, he and his friend both did this girl without a condom and then she later gave a crying confession that she had AIDS. Luckily he was tested and idn't have it but his friend never got tested.

Crying confession my arse... that slut wanted them to get it all along, why else would she do it? ::)
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Post by: MikeThaMachine on February 06, 2007, 04:56:41 AM: Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 06, 2007, 04:47:28 AM
Crying confession my arse... that slut wanted them to get it all along, why else would she do it? ::)

Fucked up on drugs and drunk....