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Title: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 12:50:30 AM
Is gayer than Lord Homogayass attending a special 'gay 'guys' only' Pilates class by Richard Simmons, at the completion of which he follows R Simmons into the Mens where they both get naked, after which he asks R Simmons if he could borrow some ball glitter, saying he's going to be hitting The Oyster Bar soon and when handed said glitter, applies it in front of him very 'seductively', after which he waits for RS to hit the showers so he can have a good sniff of his sweaty and soiled undies, so he can have a quick wank before hitting the O Bar where he gets a bukkake bath from the entire cast and crew of 'Queer eye for the straight guy'.

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Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 12:56:10 AM
Is gayer than Lord Homogayass attending a special 'gay 'guys' only' Pilates class by Richard Simmons, at the completion of which he follows R Simmons into the Mens where they both get naked, after which he asks R Simmons if he could borrow some ball glitter, saying he's going to be hitting The Oyster Bar soon and when handed said glitter, applying it in front of him very 'seductively', after which he waits for RS to hit the showers so he can have a good sniff of his sweaty and soiled undies, so he can have a quick wank before hitting the O Bar where he gets a bukkake bath from the entire cast and crew of 'Queer eye for the straight guy'.

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Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 01:08:44 AM
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Hahahahahaha OK 'Shadow' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who slips into a baby pink, see-through negligee and high heels after donning on a wig and makeup and waits for your bear to come home. And when the musclebear finally arrives, you start slipping out of your dress slowly and tell him (with a lisp), "Hey, I feel something up me ass. Can you have a look?" And when the guy happily agrees and takes a look at your worn out rectum after you've bent over and says he can't see anything, you say, "Well then don't just stand there stud. Insert your finger in and see if you can find anything." And when the guy does this disgusting thing you ask him and says he still can't find anything, you get a bit angry and say, "Well then for God's sake! Put your whole hand in and don't stop till you find it", which makes him go elbow deep, at which point he feels something, pulls it out to see a cheap Casio watch, at which time you start singing, "Happy birthday to you........." Hahahahahahaha gayer than having a support group.
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 01:11:38 AM
Hahahahahaha OK 'Shadow' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who slips into a baby pink, see-through negligee and high heels after donning on a wig and makeup and waits for your bear to come home. And when the musclebear finally arrives, you start slipping out of your dress slowly and tell him (with a lisp), "Hey, I feel something up me ass. Can you have a look?" And when the guy happily agrees and takes a look at your worn out rectum after you've bent over and says he can't see anything, you say, "Well then don't just stand there stud. Insert your finger in and see if you can find anything." And when the guy does this disgusting thing you ask him and says he still can't find anything, you get a bit angry and say, "Well then for God's sake! Put your whole hand in and don't stop till you find it", which makes him go elbow deep, at which point he feels something, pulls it out to see a cheap Casio watch, at which time you start singing, "Happy birthday to you........." Hahahahahahaha gayer than having a support group.
ANOTHER BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FOR YOU KIWISHIT
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 01:16:00 AM
ANOTHER BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FOR YOU KIWISHIT

Wow! How long did it take you to come back with this remarkable reply that's undone everything I've said and  crucified me at the same time ::), you worthless, f*cking POS of a retard? If asked to guess, I'd say probably the same time it takes your mom to get acquainted with a stranger before she gives him head and swallows his load, leaving you incredibly jealous that it wasn't you who got to do that to the guy. Hahahahahaha gayer than career counselling.
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 01:22:43 AM
Wow! How long did it take you to come back with this remarkable reply that's undone everything I've said and  crucified me at the same time ::), you worthless, f*cking POS of a retard? If asked to guess, I'd say probably the same time it takes your mom to get acquainted with a stranger before she gives him head and swallows his load, leaving you incredibly jealous that it wasn't you who got to do that to the guy. Hahahahahaha gayer than career counselling.
monster frustration induced meltdown
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 01:23:56 AM
monster frustration induced meltdown

Hahahahaha and here I thought you couldn't possibly make a dumber post than your last one. I stand corrected 8)
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: gtbro1 on February 07, 2007, 01:34:39 AM
Hahahahahaha OK 'Shadow' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who slips into a baby pink, see-through negligee and high heels after donning on a wig and makeup and waits for your bear to come home. And when the musclebear finally arrives, you start slipping out of your dress slowly and tell him (with a lisp), "Hey, I feel something up me ass. Can you have a look?" And when the guy happily agrees and takes a look at your worn out rectum after you've bent over and says he can't see anything, you say, "Well then don't just stand there stud. Insert your finger in and see if you can find anything." And when the guy does this disgusting thing you ask him and says he still can't find anything, you get a bit angry and say, "Well then for God's sake! Put your whole hand in and don't stop till you find it", which makes him go elbow deep, at which point he feels something, pulls it out to see a cheap Casio watch, at which time you start singing, "Happy birthday to you........." Hahahahahahaha gayer than having a support group.

   "UP ME ass.." hahahaha
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 01:36:26 AM
   "UP ME ass.." hahahaha
ONE OF MY NUT SWINGERS IS BACK..WAZZ UP NUTTY :-*
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 01:41:20 AM
   "UP ME ass.." hahahaha

Yes gtbro1, when Shadow had that one unspeakably disgusting orgy with a large crew of English sailors, AIDS wasn't the only thing that rubbed off from them onto him hahahahaha.
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 01:45:35 AM
Yes gtbro1, all of the squad members have AIDS..squadfather started the trend actually.he got AIDS from jaejoanna and then the rest of our assholes got infected
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 01:49:37 AM


Given that my post is right above your quote for the whole world to see, I'd say your editing my post is about as effective as you trying to land a girl from Getbig by posting things like 'I respect women' or 'Damn, you look hot :P' hahahahahahaha

Let me give you a little tip - since I'm already embarrassing the shit out of you, as will the rest of the SQUAD once they log on, I suggest you stop doing the same to yourself by making posts like the ones you've written in this thread and instead, see if you can come up with something that'll serve as damage control. Good luck :)
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 01:53:47 AM
Given that my post is right above your quote for the whole world to see, I'd say your editing my post is about as effective as you trying to land a girl from Getbig by posting things like 'I respect women' or 'Damn, you look hot :P' hahahahahahaha

Let me give you a little tip - since I'm already embarrassing the shit out of you, as will the rest of the SQUAD once they log on, I suggest you stop doing the same to yourself by making posts like the ones you've written in this thread and instead, see if you can come up with something that'll serve as damage control. Good luck :)
you are a fuckin retarded asshole and none of your posts are embarrassing me.all you doing is embarrassing yourself.nbody gives a f**k about your asshole squad
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 02:01:03 AM
you are a fuckin retarded asshole and none of your posts are embarrassing me.all you doing is embarrassing yourself.nbody gives a f**k about your asshole squad

Hahahahahaha meltdown # 4 in this thread alone and counting 8). This thread's gonna be your official destruction thread Shadow. For once, your Dick sucking lips are going to quiver from sheer pain and fear, instead of from lust like when you have a big, hairy member dangling in front of you hahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 02:03:40 AM
Hahahahahaha meltdown # 4 in this thread alone and counting 8). This thread's gonna be your official destruction thread Shadow. For once, your Dick sucking lips are going to quiver from sheer pain and fear, instead of from lust like when you have a big, hairy member dangling in front of you hahahahahahaha.
translation:i am a bastard and my mom is a the fuckin neighbourhood whore..
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 02:06:33 AM
translation:i am a bastard and my mom is a the fuckin neighbourhood whore..

Remove the word 'translation' from your post and it'll be a pretty honest, albeit incomplete and understated self-assessment hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 02:08:44 AM
Remove the word 'translation' from your post and it'll be a pretty honest, albeit incomplete and understated self-assessment hahahahahaha
translation:i blow every squad member at night and drink their cum as a token for their appreciation
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 02:09:39 AM
translation:i blow every squad member at night and drink their cum as a token for their appreciation

Same as before - remove 'translation' and you'd have described your biggest fantasy in 1 sentence. Well done 8)
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 02:13:00 AM
Same as before - remove 'translation' and you'd have described your biggest fantasy in 1 sentence. Well done 8)
translation:those are all my wildest fantasises.ohh by the way i am engaged to squadfather.we are going to adpot jaejonna as our son and then we are gonna have nice 3 way son vs husband vs husband orgy
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: TheAnimal on February 07, 2007, 02:38:28 AM
translation:those are all my wildest fantasises.ohh by the way i am engaged to squadfather.we are going to adpot jaejonna as our son and then we are gonna have nice 3 way son vs husband vs husband orgy
When are you going to stop projecting your fantasies? Its starting to become sickening.  :-X
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 02:39:46 AM
When are you going to stop projecting your fantasies? Its starting to become sickening.  :-X

Hahahahaha this man speaks the truth 8)
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: Henda on February 07, 2007, 02:42:53 AM
shadow is a stinking little paki
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 02:45:03 AM
shadow is a stinking little paki
naah americans stink even worse
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: wampyri on February 07, 2007, 02:51:17 AM
naah americans stink even worse

Monster admiting paki's stink
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 02:52:14 AM
i stink even worse
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 02:54:45 AM
shadow is a stinking little paki

He may be tiny in stature and intelligence, but he is big on his lust for a stinking paki's stinky. Hahahahahaha gayer than being a wigger.
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 02:56:22 AM
He may be tiny in stature and intelligence, but he is big on his lust for a stinking paki's stinky. Hahahahahaha gayer than being a wigger.
translation:i smell my own ass by elongating my neck straight into my ass
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 02:58:35 AM
translation:i smell my own ass my elongating my neck straight into my ass

I won't reply to this post since nothing I say could possibly make you look worse than this single post alone does hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 03:00:11 AM
I won't reply to this post since nothing I say could possibly make you look worse than this single post alone does hahahahahahaha
cuz truth hurts assman :-*
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: wampyri on February 07, 2007, 03:02:22 AM
Shadow saying something stinks worse than a paki dosnt stop the paki stinking.


Hope this helps I though us brits beat some education into you moped riders.
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 03:04:19 AM
we don't take baths for days and clean our asses with dry tissue paper and stink like shit all day long
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: wampyri on February 07, 2007, 03:06:26 AM
Quote from: the shadow
We have raw sewage running through our streets and air you can not breath

Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 03:06:58 AM
Hahahahahaha I'm ashamed to say it, but no matter how hard I try, I can't outdo the Shadow when it comes to embarrassing him(self). By doing nothing more than post in his usual way, he's proving over and over again how in cases like this, anything more than stating the plain truth is overkill and far less effective.
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 03:07:16 AM
i was talking about me
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 03:08:27 AM
Hahahahahaha I'm ashamed to say it, but no matter how hard I try, I can't outdo the Shadow when it comes to embarrassing him(self). By doing nothing more than post in his usual way, he's proving over and over again how in cases like this, anything more than stating the plain truth is overkill and far less effective.
translation:it sucks to be a son of a mom who was fucked by a horse
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 03:10:06 AM
translation:it sucks to be a son of a mom who was fucked by a horse

What did you expect? You can't tell me that you didn't know your mother's the fattest, ugliest, nastiest most disgusting whore in town :-\
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: wampyri on February 07, 2007, 03:10:31 AM
The reason shadow is a virgin

Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 03:11:32 AM
What did you expect? You can't tell me that you didn't know your mother's the fattest, ugliest, nastiest most disgusting whore in town :-\
translation:my mom fucks horses 24/7 for money..she is a nasty bitch
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: kiwiol on February 07, 2007, 03:12:03 AM
translation:my mom fucks horses 24/7 for money..she is a nasty bitch

Whatever makes your mom happy 'dude' hahahahaha
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 03:12:37 AM
This is my sister who gets fucked by dogs


Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 03:13:31 AM
Whatever that makes my mom squeal.she screams at her peak when animals fuck her
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: JimmyTheFish on February 07, 2007, 06:13:33 AM
CNN Reporters caught this photo of the elusive shadow from his slum in New Delhi................... .......it all makes sense now............... :o

Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: the shadow on February 07, 2007, 06:15:58 AM
CNN Reporters caught this photo of the me from the slums in New Delhi................... .......it all makes sense now............... :o.... :o :o :o


fixed
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: freespirit on February 07, 2007, 10:29:14 AM
Shadow kapur considers himself as a getbig legend. Or a myth.   ::)

Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: Mydavid on February 07, 2007, 10:40:26 AM
Shadow kapur considers himself as a getbig legend. Or a myth.   ::)



He told me he was an army of his own......barf!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: freespirit on February 07, 2007, 10:48:48 AM
He told me he was an army of his own......barf!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa


Yes Lisa, and he even made you.......barf!!!!!    ;D
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 07, 2007, 12:39:02 PM
He told me he was an army of his own......barf!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa
ahhahhah epic pick up line  ::)
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: benjamin pearson on February 07, 2007, 06:41:21 PM
HAHAHA..... watch out squadfather.......... Shadow might get your woman..... hahahaha
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: freespirit on February 08, 2007, 09:56:34 AM
If Ron doesn't ban shadow kapur, the only reasonable thing to do is: declare shadow kapur as the

Official Getbig Retard !!

That way people know with whom they're dealing with and just ignore shadow.   
Title: Re: Teh Shadow........
Post by: DK II on February 10, 2007, 01:29:44 PM
Shadow is a fucking closet homo, that's what he is.

Claims to save his virginity, when in fact he is just not attracted by women and craves a fat cock up his rectum when he's lying on his straw mat at night.