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Title: Joke
Post by: Cap on February 08, 2007, 05:01:42 PM
A man walks into a bar and sees Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush.

He walks up to the bartender excited and says, "That's George Bush!!"

He then walks over to their table and says, "what are you guys doing here?"

"Planning World War III."

"Against who?," asked the man.

"140 million Muslims and a big breasted blonde"

"What did the blonde do?"

Rumsfeld turns to Bush and says, "see I told you nobody cares about the 140 million Muslims"

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Tredders on February 08, 2007, 05:02:27 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Army of One on February 08, 2007, 05:05:07 PM
whats Black and sits at the top of the stairs?


Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: TheAnimal on February 08, 2007, 05:05:20 PM
thats like the bash.org quote
someone said "I am going to  kill six million jews and a clown"
and the reply was "Why the clown?"
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Cap on February 08, 2007, 05:10:06 PM
thats like the bash.org quote
someone said "I am going to  kill six million jews and a clown"
and the reply was "Why the clown?"
Lol....tomato, tomAHto
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Johnny Big Nutz on February 08, 2007, 05:21:43 PM
A man walks into a bar and sees Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush.

He walks up to the bartender excited and says, "That's George Bush!!"

He then walks over to their table and says, "what are you guys doing here?"

"Planning World War III."

"Against who?," asked the man.

"140 million Muslims and a big breasted blonde"

"What did the blonde do?"

Rumsfeld turns to Bush and says, "see I told you nobody cares about the 140 million Muslims"



Haha.....that's awesome!
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: BRUCE on February 08, 2007, 05:46:37 PM
whats Black and sits at the top of the stairs?


Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Haha, splendid.