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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Robert the Bruce on February 09, 2007, 07:11:03 PM
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I was in the gym today training like doing behind-the-neck presses with a barbell, and this skinny little 19 year old 5ft2, 130 lbs nerd Johny Fitness comes up and says, 'excuse me, but you're not training properly, you're using the wrong form, you're going to fast and locking your elbows out the round way'
I'm about 6ft and about 240 lbs, so I finish about 10 reps, then clunk it down hard, and look at him dead in the face and say, 'listen man, I've been in this game alot longer than you, so before you start telling me what I should and shouldn't be doing, grow some muscles and a physique, and then we can talk, little boy!!!!!'
And this dude is into rapping and stuff, and thinks he's hard and he's like 'come on then tough guy, me and friends ain't scared of you'
So I pretended to be scared and said, 'look man, don't start anything ok, I'm only joking you know, you're right, my formed sucked.'
He was like 'it's all cool bro,' and puts his hand out for me shake and we shook hands
Then I turned round to get my gym bag, took of my lifting straps, and when he turned round, I cracked him on the jaw and KNOCKED HIM OUT flat.
He got up and was running out the door as fast as his little legs could carry him....LOL
Holla respect at me bros for straightening out that guy who needed it
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....so you're saying you clocked a little kid when he turned around?
Yeah, you totally owned him, you frankenstein you.
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translation... i saw this kid at the gym and all i could do was think about humping him
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translation... i saw this kid at the gym and all i could do was think about humping him
no, read my post bro
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....so you're saying you clocked a little kid when he turned around?
Yeah, you totally owned him, you frankenstein you.
i am indeed, HUGE AND SHREDDED :D
well i wish
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epic 12" neck and 10" forearms
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I chipped my tooth on a really hard cock today and I spend all my health insurance money on HIV cocktail.
Now my boyfriend calls me his Pretty Little Bottle Opener, cause of my fucked up grill.
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Telltale signs "Robert the Bruce" is a tiny tit:
and this skinny little 19 year old 5ft2, 130 lbs nerd Johny Fitness comes up
I'm about 6ft and about 240 lbs, so I finish about 10 reps, then clunk it down hard
and when he turned round, I cracked him on the jaw and KNOCKED HIM OUT flat.
1. Bragging about how he hit a kid
2. The kid had his back to him
3. The kid was a "130 pound nerd"
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You knocked him out so bad that he was able to run out the door?
Your power is great. ::)
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Bruce is a self hating homosexual.
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Aahaha, the worst kind
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epic 12" neck and 10" forearms
hahahahaha, what a monster.
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I'm about 6ft and about 240 lbs, so I finish about 10 reps, then clunk it down hard,
epic editing mr about 6'2" 280 lbs and 30 reps, monster backtracking
now we know you're full of brutal horseshit
oh and massive meltdown on 130 lbs tiny tit.
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Hahaha, I can't believe he thought that punching a kid with his back turned would make him look like a badass.
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Robert the Bruce, you poor excuse for a human being.
Monster immaturity and lack of self-esteem from a person who cannot even hold a normal discussion with a kid but instead have to hit him. When he dwarfed you mentally, you had no other way than to retort to violence. No intelligent reply since that apparently is above your mental capacity, thus retorting to the neanderthal behavior instead and assaulting him.
Monster lack of power from a 6ft 240lbs fellow who cannot even clock a 5ft2 130lbs kid, a kid who still has mobility after the impact and can leave the scene.
Monster evidence that the kid is above you in all aspects, both physically (being able to take an unprepared hit from you, a much bigger individual, and still be able to run) and mentally (one sentence from him caused a meltdown in your system, not being able to intelligently respond, proving that both is IQ and socialskills are superior).
"Hope this helps"
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Robert the Bruce, you poor excuse for a human being.
Monster immaturity and lack of self-esteem from a person who cannot even hold a normal discussion with a kid but instead have to hit him. When he dwarfed you mentally, you had no other way than to retort to violence. No intelligent reply since that apparently is above your mental capacity, thus retorting to the neanderthal behavior instead and assaulting him.
Monster lack of power from a 6ft 240lbs fellow who cannot even clock a 5ft2 130lbs kid, a kid who still has mobility after the impact and can leave the scene.
Monster evidence that the kid is above you in all aspects, both physically (being able to take an unprepared hit from you, a much bigger individual, and still be able to run) and mentally (one sentence from him caused a meltdown in your system, not being able to intelligently respond, proving that both is IQ and socialskills are superior).
"Hope this helps"
calm down tiger, it's not that serious, besides, everyone knows Robert loves the penile tissue.
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calm down tiger, it's not that serious, besides, everyone knows Robert loves the penile tissue.
Are you saying that Robert loving the penile tissue and getting protein straight from the tap justifies this kind of behavior?
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Are you saying that Robert loving the penile tissue and getting protein straight from the tap justifies this kind of behavior?
absolutely, Robert was just expressing his absolute infatuation with the mandingo ball gravy and it manifested itself in rage.
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I was in the gym today training like doing behind-the-neck presses with a barbell, and this skinny little 19 year old 5ft2, 130 lbs nerd Johny Fitness comes up and says, 'excuse me, but you're not training properly, you're using the wrong form, you're going to fast and locking your elbows out the round way'
I'm about 6ft and about 240 lbs, so I finish about 10 reps, then clunk it down hard, and look at him dead in the face and say, 'listen man, I've been in this game alot longer than you, so before you start telling me what I should and shouldn't be doing, grow some muscles and a physique, and then we can talk, little boy!!!!!'
And this dude is into rapping and stuff, and thinks he's hard and he's like 'come on then tough guy, me and friends ain't scared of you'
So I pretended to be scared and said, 'look man, don't start anything ok, I'm only joking you know, you're right, my formed sucked.'
He was like 'it's all cool bro,' and puts his hand out for me shake and we shook hands
Then I turned round to get my gym bag, took of my lifting straps, and when he turned round, I cracked him on the jaw and KNOCKED HIM OUT flat.
He got up and was running out the door as fast as his little legs could carry him....LOL
Holla respect at me bros for straightening out that guy who needed it
DUde thisis one of themost epic self-owning posts ever. You just admitted you are 6' tall and weight 240 lbs. You said also this guy was only 5'2" 130 lbs. You admitted you even cold-cocked him without him putting up any defense. You admitted he went down. Then the next moment you admit he got up and ran. No way in hell if you knew how to punch or fight or had any kind of strength would a little kid like that get up after being cold-cock by someone your size. So this brings on the questions. What happened?
1. YOu are full of shit and it never happened (more than likely)
2. You are not as big as you are saying. (probably true too)
3. You punch like a girl. (again probably true)
4. You are full of shit and are admitting you are gay.
I would pick 1-4.
EPIC SELF-OWNAGE
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Aahaha, I bet "Robert the Bruce" actually propositioned this kid and got turned down.
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wow, i'm impress............ yeah bruce your the man ::)
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wow, i'm impress............ yeah bruce your the man ::)
No he's a pole smoker.. Carrot snapper, butt pirate.... ;D
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He cocks the like.
yes, you read that right. Getting all medievally grammatical on his punk ass.
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Epic attempt to win over the folks here at GetBig with your monster fake gym story. Leave those to the Squadfather. ;)
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well i guess your right
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Epic attempt to win over the folks here at GetBig with your monster fake gym story. Leave those to the Squadfather. ;)
Aahaha, Squad doesn't need to jump people in the gym to own them.
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I was in the gym today training like doing behind-the-neck presses with a barbell, and this skinny little 19 year old 5ft2, 130 lbs nerd Johny Fitness comes up and says, 'excuse me, but you're not training properly, you're using the wrong form, you're going to fast and locking your elbows out the round way'
I'm about 6ft and about 240 lbs, so I finish about 10 reps, then clunk it down hard, and look at him dead in the face and say, 'listen man, I've been in this game alot longer than you, so before you start telling me what I should and shouldn't be doing, grow some muscles and a physique, and then we can talk, little boy!!!!!'
And this dude is into rapping and stuff, and thinks he's hard and he's like 'come on then tough guy, me and friends ain't scared of you'
So I pretended to be scared and said, 'look man, don't start anything ok, I'm only joking you know, you're right, my formed sucked.'
He was like 'it's all cool bro,' and puts his hand out for me shake and we shook hands
Then I turned round to get my gym bag, took of my lifting straps, and when he turned round, I cracked him on the jaw and KNOCKED HIM OUT flat.
He got up and was running out the door as fast as his little legs could carry him....LOL
Holla respect at me bros for straightening out that guy who needed it
Translation - There was a sweet young hairless boy who was bending over for his wrist straps, I could see his tiny nuts peaking through his shorts and I blew my load right there on the butt blaster machine. I gathered my things and ran out of the gym in embarrassment.
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Aahahaha, I'd hate to be the janitor of the gym "Robert the Bruce" goes to.
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LOL........I can't even believe anyone would believe this bullshit story.
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I was in the gym today training like doing behind-the-neck presses with a barbell, and this skinny little 19 year old 5ft2, 130 lbs nerd Johny Fitness comes up and says, 'excuse me, but you're not training properly, you're using the wrong form, you're going to fast and locking your elbows out the round way'
I'm about 6ft and about 240 lbs, so I finish about 10 reps, then clunk it down hard, and look at him dead in the face and say, 'listen man, I've been in this game alot longer than you, so before you start telling me what I should and shouldn't be doing, grow some muscles and a physique, and then we can talk, little boy!!!!!'
And this dude is into rapping and stuff, and thinks he's hard and he's like 'come on then tough guy, me and friends ain't scared of you'
So I pretended to be scared and said, 'look man, don't start anything ok, I'm only joking you know, you're right, my formed sucked.'
He was like 'it's all cool bro,' and puts his hand out for me shake and we shook hands
Then I turned round to get my gym bag, took of my lifting straps, and when he turned round, I cracked him on the jaw and KNOCKED HIM OUT flat.
He got up and was running out the door as fast as his little legs could carry him....LOL
Holla respect at me bros for straightening out that guy who needed it
I got news for you...you're one of those nerds in a gym that us serious bbdr's make fun of.
PB