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Title: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: Alex23 on February 12, 2007, 11:49:39 PM
I get dragged out by that chick and end up at IKEA tonight. Partly owned right there but I had very strong interests to "be nice" and later give an epic pounding on that new but poorly assembled bedframe.

While chilling on some Euro trash chair, all pumped at 255lb, two queers spot me, one of them comes over and say, "wow, the vein on your bicep is huge, I bet you train a lot".  While bullshitting trying to get rid of the cock polisher, I spot the other partner in the back starting to make jealous faces.

I say: "Wow, your "buddy" or "roommate" seems to be pissed... I bet he's the kinda guy who normally bends backward for you and all but need a lot of attention, you better go over before he rips the little paper measuring tape". As the "guy" starts laughing,  the other queer most likely heard it all, comes over all pissed and starts a brutal fight between the living room and kitchen alley. 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re: Burtal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 12, 2007, 11:53:30 PM
Hahaha..that's fucking classic.
Title: Re: Burtal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: TheAnimal on February 12, 2007, 11:54:06 PM
good biceps but german triceps!  ;D
Title: Re: Burtal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: Alex23 on February 12, 2007, 11:59:20 PM
good biceps but german triceps!  ;D

Hahahaha who needs triceps when your biceps look like footballs with on top, a vein the size of a coax cable  ;)
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: phyxsius on February 13, 2007, 12:11:30 AM
I get dragged out by that chick and end up at IKEA tonight. Partly owned right there but I had very strong interests to "be nice" and later give an epic pounding on that new but poorly assembled bedframe.

While chilling on some Euro trash chair, all pumped at 255lb, two queers spot me, one of them comes over and say, "wow, the vein on your bicep is huge, I bet you train a lot".  While bullshitting trying to get rid of the cock polisher, I spot the other partner in the back starting to make jealous faces.

I say: "Wow, your "buddy" or "roommate" seems to be pissed... I bet he's the kinda guy who normally bends backward for you and all but need a lot of attention, you better go over before he rips the little paper measuring tape". As the "guy" starts laughing,  the other queer most likely heard it all, comes over all pissed and starts a brutal fight between the living room and kitchen alley. 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

alot of hair pulling?
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: gordiano on February 13, 2007, 12:34:27 AM
I get dragged out by that chick and end up at IKEA tonight. Partly owned right there but I had very strong interests to "be nice" and later give an epic pounding on that new but poorly assembled bedframe.

While chilling on some Euro trash chair, all pumped at 255lb, two queers spot me, one of them comes over and say, "wow, the vein on your bicep is huge, I bet you train a lot".  While bullshitting trying to get rid of the cock polisher, I spot the other partner in the back starting to make jealous faces.

I say: "Wow, your "buddy" or "roommate" seems to be pissed... I bet he's the kinda guy who normally bends backward for you and all but need a lot of attention, you better go over before he rips the little paper measuring tape". As the "guy" starts laughing,  the other queer most likely heard it all, comes over all pissed and starts a brutal fight between the living room and kitchen alley. 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


I hope Earl and his "partner" can work things out......
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: IFBBwannaB on February 13, 2007, 12:45:18 AM

While chilling on some Euro trash chair, all pumped at 255lb of FAT

I fixed it for you.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 13, 2007, 05:33:26 AM
Is that a true story?

If the dude had offered you cash, would you have gone all g4p?
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: natural al on February 13, 2007, 05:37:43 AM
been waiting to try this out-pwned:

Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 13, 2007, 05:42:15 AM
I dont get it. Natural Al, are you advocating violence against the gays? That's a hate crime, you know...
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: phyxsius on February 13, 2007, 05:45:59 AM
I dont get it. Natural Al, are you advocating violence against the gays? That's a hate crime, you know...

don't hate the playa, hate the game
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 13, 2007, 05:48:02 AM
don't hate the playa, hate the game

Are you saying that Natural Al will get sent to jail for gay-bashing hate crimes, and then carry the baby of his enormously obese, ruthlessly violent cellmate Bubba?!!!!
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: natural al on February 13, 2007, 05:52:53 AM
I dont get it. Natural Al, are you advocating violence against the gays? That's a hate crime, you know...

I just thought it was a funny pic.  I know some guys who used to go gay bashing down in Royal Oak but I never went.......
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: SteelePegasus on February 13, 2007, 06:24:28 AM
lol, if you pay a fat chic a compliment she would be so greatly that she would let you pee on her.

clearly the same thing works in the homo world...so Alex23, how did the night turn out? did he get a chance to touch the "35% fat monster bicep"?

Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: nycbull on February 13, 2007, 06:28:49 AM
hahah, little paper measuing tape.

I've had the same type of incidences happen to me while a bouncing at a bar way back. Its funny. Most everyone of those couples will be broken up in a few weeks.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 13, 2007, 06:31:00 AM
hahah, little paper measuing tape.

I've had the same type of incidences happen to me while a bouncing at a bar way back. Its funny. Most everyone of those couples will be broken up in a few weeks.

Are you saying that gays can't have long term relationships?

Is it because at least one partner is always lusting after Alex23's biceps?:):):)
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: nycbull on February 13, 2007, 06:43:20 AM
Are you saying that gays can't have long term relationships?

Is it because at least one partner is always lusting after Alex23's biceps?:):):)

hell yes, look at that stud. How can any monogomous couple exist after one meeting with ALex23. He is a couple demolisher.

But I can't understand why he is so hairless. Do you think he uses Nair?
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 13, 2007, 06:51:45 AM
hell yes, look at that stud. How can any monogomous couple exist after one meeting with ALex23. He is a couple demolisher.

But I can't understand why he is so hairless. Do you think he uses Nair?

Probably lasered it all off... All that hair was preventing him from showing off his "255 lbs"  of mass........... Also, all the cum was getting stuck in it, from the other dudes jerkin off over him...
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: BayGBM on February 13, 2007, 07:21:05 AM
Is that a true story?

If the dude had offered you cash, would you have gone all g4p?

Why not? G4P and private posing have been part of bodybuilding since the beginning.  Even Eugene Sandow did it.  ;D
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 13, 2007, 07:31:14 AM
Why not? G4P and private posing have been part of bodybuilding since the beginning.  Even Eugene Sandow did it.  ;D

Oh brother... we didn't see that coming....... Maybe if more bbers started getting a good education and good jobs, they wouldn't have to resort to g4p, or str84p for that matter...
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 13, 2007, 07:35:42 AM
Oh brother... we didn't see that coming....... Maybe if more bbers started getting a good education and good jobs, they wouldn't have to resort to g4p, or str84p for that matter...
hahahahaha, everybody at anytime in history was gay to BayGBM don't you know that? Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Alexander the Great, Ivan the Terrible, Moses, Adam, Teddy Roosevelt, Julius Caeser, they were all sucking cock according to him.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: Top Dog on February 13, 2007, 08:04:51 AM
Who cares
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: benjamin pearson on February 13, 2007, 08:12:38 AM
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Who cares[/quoteHey "Top Dog" you should change your handle to bottom bear.......
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: Top Dog on February 13, 2007, 08:18:09 AM
why's that Benny
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: benjamin pearson on February 13, 2007, 08:19:24 AM
Because I am quite sure you love taking it up the ass very hard
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: Top Dog on February 13, 2007, 08:21:28 AM
How can you be so sure?
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: benjamin pearson on February 13, 2007, 08:22:23 AM
It is quite evidnet from your posts that you love cock more than Bay
Title: Re: Brutal ownage of 2 life partners at Ikea.
Post by: Top Dog on February 13, 2007, 08:26:39 AM
It is quite evidnet from your posts that you love cock more than Bay
Explain.