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Title: This is what really happened the night Melisa met her demise.
Post by: chainsaw on February 16, 2007, 10:55:10 PM
MJ had a long trip home, couldn’t take any dope on board the plane so got jacked up too much and OD’d, they shot her with morphine to bring her down “from the Meth,” gave her too much morphine, and she passed out, Kelly punched her in the face to try to revive her from the morphine, but they realized her heart stopped, and used the taser to try and restart her heart, they paniced when they realized she was dead, and tried to burn the evidence.
Title: Re: This is what really happened the night Melisa met her demise.
Post by: shockandawe on February 17, 2007, 07:00:20 PM
Nice theory. Now tell the Tinman to oil up, he's going on stage in 2 minutes.
Title: Re: This is what really happened the night Melisa met her demise.
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on February 17, 2007, 07:02:17 PM
Quote from: chainsaw on February 16, 2007, 10:55:10 PM
MJ had a long trip home, couldn’t take any dope on board the plane so got jacked up too much and OD’d, they shot her with morphine to bring her down “from the Meth,” gave her too much morphine, and she passed out, Kelly punched her in the face to try to revive her from the morphine, but they realized her heart stopped, and used the taser to try and restart her heart, they paniced when they realized she was dead, and tried to burn the evidence.


How long did it take you to think of that, and my second question is how fucking high were you.... Jesus if Craig uses that defense he is gonna fry... wait if Craig uses any type of exscuse hes gonna fry....
Title: Re: This is what really happened the night Melisa met her demise.
Post by: chainsaw on February 19, 2007, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: SinCitysmallGUY on February 17, 2007, 07:02:17 PM

How long did it take you to think of that, and my second question is how fucking high were you.... Jesus if Craig uses that defense he is gonna fry... wait if Craig uses any type of exscuse hes gonna fry....

About 6 months ago I posted this on another web site.  It is kind of stupid, but not really.
Title: Re: This is what really happened the night Melisa met her demise.
Post by: buffalo on March 05, 2007, 05:50:14 PM
Quote from: chainsaw on February 16, 2007, 10:55:10 PM
MJ had a long trip home, couldn’t take any dope on board the plane so got jacked up too much and OD’d, they shot her with morphine to bring her down “from the Meth,” gave her too much morphine, and she passed out, Kelly punched her in the face to try to revive her from the morphine, but they realized her heart stopped, and used the taser to try and restart her heart, they paniced when they realized she was dead, and tried to burn the evidence.

yeah...that makes perfect sense...

I know whenever I'm trying to revive someone who has passed out, the first thing I always do is to give 'em a good slug in the face...it works every time!  ::)