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Title: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on February 18, 2007, 04:23:37 AM: BuffGoddess, who puts the 'male' in 'female' is back, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The dude's bigger and manlier than ever! Word has it that 'she' has been away due to having had to undergo a cockoris reduction surgery, since the damn thing had gotten so big that 'she' could use it as an extra limb / appendage and wrap it around ceiling beams and hang off them, like some kind of mutant from the X-Men! One of the first things Roughboddess (thanks to BigC for coining this legendary and very appropriate moniker) did was remind everyone who the alpha male is in any place that 'she' is present. See for yourselves

Quote from: BuffGoddess on February 18, 2007, 01:30:21 AM
You're welcome baby. These guys have no idea what it's like to be a real man.

Hahahahahahaha discuss this freak of nature, who's manlier than going into a bar that's crawling with Hells Angels, walking up to the girlfriend of the biggest, burliest, tattoed biker who's clearly got anger management issues, pinching said girlfriend's bum and when the guy goes beet red and starts blowing steam through his ears, grabbing your crotch, saying, "What are you going to do, BITCH?" and then telling him you're going to take his girl and his bike for a spin, grabbing the keys of said bike and walking out, dragging the screaming girlfriend by her hair and loudly saying, "F*cking bunch of fairies" and kicking the first bike parked outside, that makes the rest of the adjascent parked bikes collapse one after the other, like dominoes.
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 18, 2007, 04:40:30 AM: ahhahhah i love it when kiwi is in a bad mood
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on February 18, 2007, 06:03:58 AM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 18, 2007, 04:40:30 AM
ahhahhah i love it when kiwi is in a bad mood

No bad mood at all - just giving the guy his props 8)
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 18, 2007, 06:04:51 AM: Hahahahaha Buff God Des is such a doofus, the dude cracks me up all the time:)
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the choad on February 18, 2007, 08:46:34 AM: i heard in New Zealand that the villagers love chicks like buffgoddess.. :-X
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 18, 2007, 08:47:20 AM: "she's" manlier than a Salisbury Steak dinner at a North Texas truck stop followed by a blowjob by a lot lizard.
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on February 18, 2007, 08:47:44 AM: Quote from: the choad on February 18, 2007, 08:46:34 AM
i heard in New Zealand that the villagers love chicks like buffgoddess.. :-X

Buffgoddess is no more a chick than you are a man. Hope this helps ;D
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the choad on February 18, 2007, 09:05:03 AM: Quote from: kiwiol on February 18, 2007, 08:47:44 AM
Buffgoddess is no more a chick than you are a man. Hope this helps ;D

Hi kiwi

is your bathroom inside you house, or do you go out to the barn(on the oustide of your house to crap. Also how are you connecting to the interent...Are you still sucking off that rich old guy in your village, to share his internet access?
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on February 18, 2007, 09:07:28 AM: Quote from: the choad on February 18, 2007, 09:05:03 AM

Hi kiwi

is your bathroom inside you house, or do you go out to the barn(on the oustide of your house to crap. Also how are you connecting to the interent...Are you still sucking off that rich old guy in your village, to share his internet access?

Hi Choad,

I live in conditions vastly superior / different from yours. So, the situation of your life, which you've described perfectly above, doesn't apply to me. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Heckler on February 18, 2007, 07:12:36 PM: Quote from: The Squadfather on February 18, 2007, 08:47:20 AM
"she's" manlier than a Salisbury Steak dinner at a North Texas truck stop followed by a blowjob by a lot lizard.

hahahaha this is fucking classic!
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on February 20, 2007, 02:13:06 AM: Bump for my boy BigC to respond 8)
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on February 20, 2007, 06:13:02 AM: Quote from: kiwiol on February 20, 2007, 02:13:06 AM
Bump for my boy BigC to respond 8)

LMAO at this thread!!!!!

Hahahahaha, Ruffboddess is the kind of swimsuit monster that takes all "her" thongs to the local seamstress to get them "adjusted", and when the assistant finally regains her focus after being blinded by the sunlight shining off Ruffboddesses forhead, she asks "Hi there si................ma'am, what can we do for you today?" and "she" replies "I wonder if you can help, I would like to get some zips or buttons sewn on the front of each of these thongs, because sometimes I can't decide whether I want to pretend to be female and pull them down for the toilet, or just whip out my 12" king kongoris and piss up the wall?" as "she" grabs a handful of her throbbing side effect and spits on the counter hahahahahahaha manlier than smelling your fingers afterwards
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: anvil on February 20, 2007, 09:46:42 AM: Quote from: BigCypriate on February 20, 2007, 06:13:02 AM

or just whip out my 12" king kongoris and piss up the wall?"

HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! Phucking awesome ;D
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 09:47:41 AM: Where is Buff God Des nowadays? Haven't seen him around in a while...
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on February 20, 2007, 09:57:20 AM: Quote from: BigCypriate on February 20, 2007, 06:13:02 AM

LMAO at this thread!!!!!

Hahahahaha, Ruffboddess is the kind of swimsuit monster that takes all "her" thongs to the local seamstress to get them "adjusted", and when the assistant finally regains her focus after being blinded by the sunlight shining off Ruffboddesses forhead, she asks "Hi there si................ma'am, what can we do for you today?" and "she" replies "I wonder if you can help, I would like to get some zips or buttons sewn on the front of each of these thongs, because sometimes I can't decide whether I want to pretend to be female and pull them down for the toilet, or just whip out my 12" king kongoris and piss up the wall?" as "she" grabs a handful of her throbbing side effect and spits on the counter hahahahahahaha manlier than smelling your fingers afterwards

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: danielson on February 20, 2007, 09:57:53 AM: Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 09:47:41 AM
Where is Buff God Des nowadays? Haven't seen him around in a while...

I think He is still posting.
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 09:59:11 AM: Des hasn't posted on this thread yet.

Desmond, explain yourself!
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on July 16, 2007, 03:43:45 AM: Hahahaha this is classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on July 16, 2007, 01:47:55 PM: For her penoris, thank me later you inhuman cavemanlike beast.

(http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/small_condoms_1.jpg)

ta ta
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on July 17, 2007, 04:00:33 AM: Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on July 16, 2007, 01:47:55 PM
For her penoris, thank me later you inhuman cavemanlike beast.

(http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/small_condoms_1.jpg)

ta ta

Nah, I think this is more like it 8)
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Playboy on July 17, 2007, 12:07:14 PM: Bump for a pic of this "roughboddess". Curiousity has gotten the best of me 8)
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on July 18, 2007, 12:47:18 AM: Quote from: Playboy on July 17, 2007, 12:07:14 PM
Bump for a pic of this "roughboddess". Curiousity has gotten the best of me 8)
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Playboy on July 18, 2007, 05:22:26 AM: Quote from: kiwiol on July 18, 2007, 12:47:18 AM

I just yacked:(
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on July 23, 2007, 01:44:28 PM: here's a pm he send me...

Quote from: BuffGoddess on July 20, 2007, 04:01:06 AM
I don't want to fight with you, backing me would be really good. Ron adores me as does all the Mods...and Alex23.. you don't have to outright back me, just don't DOWN me..that will get you plowed in the Y board and others... I am a Playas club member...show respect and you will be shown respect in turn..

LMAO
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: rockyfortune on July 25, 2007, 11:38:08 AM: BOOM!
Title: Re: Brutal confession by BuffGoddess aka RoughBoddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on July 25, 2007, 11:47:13 AM: :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

Thanks. now i can go to bed without dinner. :-X :-X :-X :-X