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Title: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: kiwiol on February 19, 2007, 10:53:49 AM
1) Change your signature to say 'I'm the SQUAD doormat',

2) Stop sucking cock, immediately
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Man of Steel on February 19, 2007, 10:56:15 AM
3) Slap your father in the face for poppin out such a stupid motherfvcker.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: kiwiol on February 19, 2007, 11:02:11 AM
3) Slap your father in the face for poppin out such a stupid motherfvcker.

4) Hahahahahaha yes, and not with your dick, just for this one time hahahahaha
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Havenbull on February 19, 2007, 11:04:02 AM
5)  Convert to Islam and commit Jihad on yourself, and pray you get 72 virgin little boys
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: kiwiol on February 19, 2007, 11:11:11 AM
6) Stop sitting on your neighbour's fully grown Great Dane, going to a magic show immediately afterwards, waiting till the magician pulls out a coin out of a volunteering little girl's ear, walking up to the stage and saying, "That's nothing. Watch this" and pulling / producing the Great Dane out of your anus - It's just not funny!
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Bluto on February 19, 2007, 11:12:05 AM
5)  Convert to Islam and commit Jihad on yourself, and pray you get 72 virgin little boys

Squad and Islam go hand in hand.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: JimmyTheFish on February 19, 2007, 11:14:14 AM
7) Stop letting homeless guys use his asshole as a fist warmer
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: DK II on February 19, 2007, 11:37:57 AM
8) Delete your account.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on February 19, 2007, 11:40:04 AM
7) Stop letting homeless guys use his asshole as a fist warmer


ahahahahahahhahahahahaha hahhahahahahahahhaahahah a



ta ta
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Havenbull on February 19, 2007, 11:43:25 AM
8)  Stop using wooden dildos, the emergency room won't take out the splinters anymore (in your anus or your mouth)
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: DK II on February 19, 2007, 11:44:47 AM
8)  Stop using wooden dildos, the emergency room won't take out the splinters anymore (in your anus or your mouth)

hahahaa, great stuff.

9) Don't switch to glass bottles now, hahaa
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: kiwiol on February 19, 2007, 11:54:39 AM
10) Stop grabbing little boys, making them sit on your lap, asking them if they feel that finger sticking up their bum, and when they say "Yes", putting out both your hands on either side of them and saying, "See! All my fingers are right here. MAGIC!!!!!!!!" - It's disgusting.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Havenbull on February 19, 2007, 12:06:36 PM
10) Stop grabbing little boys, making them sit on your lap, asking them if they feel that finger sticking up their bum, and when they say "Yes", putting out both your hands on either side of them and saying, "See! All my fingers are right here. MAGIC!!!!!!!!" - It's disgusting.

hahahahaha yes kiwi true true... his is disgusting.  Little boys sit on his lap and he says "Let's talk about the first thing that pops up!"

a sick individual he is
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: SS on February 19, 2007, 12:15:41 PM
hahahaha! classic thread in the making.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: DK II on February 19, 2007, 12:49:25 PM
hahahaha! classic thread in the making.

haahaha, avatar looks great, ssbg!
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: SS on February 19, 2007, 01:22:39 PM
haahaha, avatar looks great, ssbg!
thanks mang! feel free to use it ;D
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: The Squadfather on February 19, 2007, 01:28:23 PM
i think it's safe to say that "rccs" loves the negro dong.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: DK II on February 19, 2007, 01:30:31 PM
i think it's safe to say that "rccs" loves the negro dong.

From both sides at once.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: SS on February 19, 2007, 01:30:42 PM
i think it's safe to say that "rccs" loves the negro dong.
he not only loves it, but he also has panic attacks when he's around it.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: JimmyTheFish on February 19, 2007, 05:13:41 PM
i think it's safe to say that "rccs" loves the negro dong.

hahahah yes, he is not only a client he is the president of negrodonglovers.com..... .............. :-X
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Alex23 on February 20, 2007, 12:13:35 AM
1) Change your signature to say 'I'm the SQUAD doormat',
2) Stop sucking cock, immediately

hahahaha yes kiwiol, but once you realize what rccs (Raging Cock & Cum Satisfier) stands for it all makes sense
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: BigCypriate on February 20, 2007, 12:48:28 AM
Hahahahaha!

11) Stop driving around San Fransisco playing Monica and Brandy's "The boy is mine" at full volume, wearing a sequinned singlet, baby blue bandana, and moving your neck from side to side like destiny's child.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Alex23 on February 20, 2007, 12:56:17 AM
Hahahahaha!

11) Stop driving around San Fransisco playing Monica and Brandy's "The boy is mine" at full volume, wearing a sequinned singlet, baby blue bandana, and moving your neck from side to side like destiny's child.

HAHAHAHAHAHA...

12) Stop driving a Miata when doing 11)
13) Stop wearing white biking spandex + UnderArmor shirt when going to Safeway hoping to have a cock encounter in aisle 4
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: BigCypriate on February 20, 2007, 01:29:53 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA...

12) Stop driving a Miata when doing 11)
13) Stop wearing white biking spandex + UnderArmor shirt when going to Safeway hoping to have a cock encounter in aisle 4

hahahahaha, sound advice Alex!!!

14) Stop sending letters to the highway maintenance department boasting that you could pick up a mile of cones with your sphinchter twice as fast as the trucks they use
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Alex23 on February 20, 2007, 01:41:29 AM
hahahahaha, sound advice Alex!!!

14) Stop sending letters to the highway maintenance department boasting that you could pick up a mile of cones with your sphinchter twice as fast as the trucks they use

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!  can't top this one... funiest shit I've read all week...

Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: kiwiol on February 20, 2007, 04:40:07 AM
hahahahaha, sound advice Alex!!!

14) Stop sending letters to the highway maintenance department boasting that you could pick up a mile of cones with your sphinchter twice as fast as the trucks they use

LMFAO!

15) Stop calling the Sperm bank and harassing the receptionist by repeatedly asking her when they're going to start doing take-aways and deliveries.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: BigCypriate on February 20, 2007, 05:22:09 AM
LMFAO!

15) Stop calling the Sperm bank and harassing the receptionist by repeatedly asking her when they're going to start doing take-aways and deliveries.

HAHAHAHA!!!

16) Stop hiding in a box outside said bank, making a hole in the front for your mouth, and writing a sign saying "RCCS, Rapid Cock Cleaning System" 
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Man of Steel on February 20, 2007, 11:04:40 AM
Hahahahaha!

11) Stop driving around San Fransisco playing Monica and Brandy's "The boy is mine" at full volume, wearing a sequinned singlet, baby blue bandana, and moving your neck from side to side like destiny's child.

AHHHHAAHAHAH!!!  I spit out my water!!
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Krusader on February 20, 2007, 11:54:08 AM
HAHAHAHA!!!

16) Stop hiding in a box outside said bank, making a hole in the front for your mouth, and writing a sign saying "RCCS, Rapid Cock Cleaning System" 


.. and that coming from the guy who knows about banks, as he sneaks in, wait for a donor to come out of the "waiting room" with a filled cup, sprints to grab it and chucks it down like a shooter. 
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: The Squadfather on February 20, 2007, 11:55:53 AM

.. and that coming from the guy who knows about banks, as he sneaks in, wait for a donor to come out of the "waiting room" with a filled cup, sprints to grab it and chucks it down like a shooter. 
as opposed to you who does the ball draining the old fashioned way, down on your knees sucking away like a champ.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: kiwiol on February 20, 2007, 01:49:59 PM
as opposed to you who does the ball draining the old fashioned way, down on your knees sucking away like a champ.

Hahahahahaha you obviously don't know Kocksader that much then, Squadfather. The 'guy's' been arrested several times outside the sperm bank, for threatening incoming 'customers' at gunpoint to make the deposit in his mouth hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 20, 2007, 02:22:05 PM
hahahahaha, sound advice Alex!!!

14) Stop sending letters to the highway maintenance department boasting that you could pick up a mile of cones with your sphinchter twice as fast as the trucks they use
LMFAO!!!! brilliant BigC.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Alex23 on February 20, 2007, 03:00:05 PM
LMFAO!!!! brilliant BigC.

That was fucking brilliant... the picture of a naked guy on the roadside squatting on cones  an walking fast is still stuck in my head... ;D
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Havenbull on February 20, 2007, 05:57:30 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!

16) Stop hiding in a box outside said bank, making a hole in the front for your mouth, and writing a sign saying "RCCS, Rapid Cock Cleaning System" 

bbrrraaahhhaaahhhahaaalk sdflkkghsdfgh;jksdklfhjghddf.....   that's prime stuff BigC


17) Stop shoving bongs up other faggot's asses, sucking their dicks, and telling them it's the pull carb and the only way to smoke shwag
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: ManBearPig... on February 20, 2007, 06:34:06 PM
bbrrraaahhhaaahhhahaaalksdflkkghsdfgh;jksdklfhjghddf.....   that's prime stuff BigC


17) Stop shoving bongs up other faggot's asses, sucking their dicks, and telling them it's the pull carb and the only way to smoke shwag

you are showing strong signs of classic getbig funiness.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Krusader on February 21, 2007, 12:23:00 AM
AHHHHAAHAHAH!!!  I spit out my water!!

must be the first time you spit out in a while, you're known to swallow every single drop.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: BigCypriate on February 21, 2007, 04:05:40 AM
must be the first time you spit out in a while, you're known to swallow every single drop.

hahahaha, ok "krusader"  ::) oh brother, I bet your the kind of "guy" that drives through compton in your metallic fuschia VW Beetle with purple spinning rims and a pink flourescent lights underneath, playing J-Lo's "My love dont cost a thing" at 200mhz, wearing a diamonte studded sleeveless cowgirl shirt and fishnet stockings, and everytime you pass a homeless negrolog sleeping in the gutter you pull over lower the window and look him seductively in the eyes while miming along to the song "You think you gotta keep me iced you dont, you think i'm gonna spend your cash I wont, even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing!" and beckoning him with the other hand, hahahahahaha gayer than waking up in a hairy musclebear sandwich   
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Man of Steel on February 21, 2007, 09:57:20 AM
must be the first time you spit out in a while, you're known to swallow every single drop.

Best you spend some more time in the sandbox and kiddie pool before you step up to the big boys.   



You're not ready.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: kiwiol on February 21, 2007, 11:26:28 AM
Best you spend some more time in the kiddie pool

Don't tell him that, MoS. He takes it literally and that's the reason why he got arrested last time.
Title: Re: Suggestions for rccs
Post by: Krusader on February 23, 2007, 08:22:29 PM
Don't tell him that, MoS. He takes it literally and that's the reason why he got arrested last time.


kiwi, how's the downtown studio with the no window bedroom? Feel depressed when getting home, taking a look at the mirror at seeing your stupid life just went by and left a bald spot and a tub o' lard ?  >:(