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Title: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Nordic Superman on February 19, 2007, 04:12:34 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/vikingpower/uglywhore.jpg)

Not that bad look fellas!

Too old for me now, but if I had a time machine (toxic, you can help here right brother?) I'd certainly go back in time and seduce her with my charms!
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Slippedisc on February 19, 2007, 04:23:22 PM: poke?

what're you like fuccking 10?

i'd break her down shotgun style and fucck her till her teeth shattered

but i'd use a condom

all black chicks have funky drippy stuff
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: sandycoosworth on February 19, 2007, 04:23:34 PM: right in the fucking eye!
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 19, 2007, 04:24:14 PM: She seems like a nice woman and if that picture is hers then I guess I'd hit it.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Nordic Superman on February 19, 2007, 04:32:27 PM: Quote from: Camel Jockey on February 19, 2007, 04:24:14 PM
She seems like a nice woman and if that picture is hers then I guess I'd hit it.

Sounds like you're only being heterosexual due peer pressure!
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Cap on February 19, 2007, 04:34:27 PM: With a cattle prod.

She looks like she ripped ass.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Hugo Chavez on February 19, 2007, 04:37:59 PM: Hell yes!!!
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 19, 2007, 04:39:22 PM: Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 19, 2007, 04:32:27 PM
Sounds like you're only being heterosexual due peer pressure!

There's only one picture and it may or may not be from a good angle. I'm just being cautious. ;)

To be honest I wouldn't mind banging a nice tan black girl.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Fury on February 19, 2007, 04:52:10 PM: I think El_Slipperillo phrased it best. ;D
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on February 19, 2007, 05:03:39 PM: I see about 50 emails from the "report to mod" in my future!
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Fury on February 19, 2007, 05:09:11 PM: Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on February 19, 2007, 05:03:39 PM
I see about 50 emails from the "report to mod" in my future!

You actually read the bitchfests her and Toxic send you? Stop going soft, Joe.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Cap on February 19, 2007, 05:10:29 PM: I think my cattle prod idea is the best one. Shock some sense into that bitch.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Deedee on February 19, 2007, 05:41:21 PM: Judi looks beautiful in that pic. If I were a lesbiana and we both tripped over a pair of stilletos lying on the floor in the shoe department at Holt's in Toronto and fell into a tangled heap on the floor... who knows what might happen.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on February 19, 2007, 05:43:51 PM: Quote from: Slippedisc on February 19, 2007, 04:23:22 PM

i'd break her down shotgun style and fucck her till her teeth shattered

rotflmao ;D

this is why i love rednecks with racist tendencies! ;D
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: blinky on February 19, 2007, 05:48:42 PM: only pic we have ever seen.but just from that one pic....YUP
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on February 19, 2007, 05:51:21 PM: Quote from: Deedee on February 19, 2007, 05:41:21 PM
Judi looks beautiful in that pic. If I were a lesbiana and we both tripped over a pair of stilletos lying on the floor in the shoe department at Holt's in Toronto and fell into a tangled heap on the floor... who knows what might happen.

You've thought this out haven't you :-\??
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Cap on February 19, 2007, 05:52:25 PM: Air brushes do wonders
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: AVBG on February 19, 2007, 05:55:15 PM: Quote from: Deedee on February 19, 2007, 05:41:21 PM
Judi looks beautiful in that pic. If I were a lesbiana and we both tripped over a pair of stilletos lying on the floor in the shoe department at Holt's in Toronto and fell into a tangled heap on the floor... who knows what might happen.

thats great
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: pumpster on February 19, 2007, 05:55:56 PM: After all the N-threads, it would be appropriate that Coonsworth & Jag are literally only miles apart near Toronto.. love connection! :o ;) ;)

I'd need Viagra at even the slightest hint of any getbig-style henpecking. Probably better to tape the mouth closed right out of the box, so to speak.

Something tells me a ton of drugs would be required to loosen things up.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: knny187 on February 19, 2007, 05:56:09 PM: yes....with a stick
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: JimmyTheFish on February 19, 2007, 06:03:40 PM: Quote from: Slippedisc on February 19, 2007, 04:23:22 PM
poke?

what're you like fuccking 10?

i'd break her down shotgun style and fucck her till her teeth shattered

but i'd use a condom

all black chicks have funky drippy stuff

rofl..............I always thought she was a tranny.................. .....epic adams apple guard............. :-\
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Deedee on February 19, 2007, 06:04:32 PM: Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on February 19, 2007, 05:51:21 PM
You've thought this out haven't you :-\??

It's come up before in the conversation. :)

Quote
thats great

At least someone has an imagination!!!
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: knny187 on February 19, 2007, 06:20:07 PM: I'd like to light her on fire....but I aint saying how.......

use your imagination

;D
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Cap on February 19, 2007, 06:21:18 PM: I know Mag lites go "plunk" ;D
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Thin Lizzy on February 19, 2007, 09:16:45 PM: Jag is a good-looking woman. You can't be a dog and win the Miss Yukon Territories contest.

However, she strikes me as the type who would be worrying about how her hair looks in bed.

That said, I'd do her in a heartbeat.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Cap on February 19, 2007, 09:20:24 PM: Quote from: Thin Lizzy on February 19, 2007, 09:16:45 PM
Jag is a good-looking woman. You can't be a dog and win the Miss Yukon Territories contest.

However, she strikes me as the type who would be worrying about how her hair looks in bed.

That said, I'd do her in a heartbeat.
No, she proves this. She is nothing special. She strikes me as the type that would find out what the five fingers say to the face for running her mouth. She said she could take me in a fight. BWahahaha
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Earl1972 on February 19, 2007, 09:29:22 PM: she looks great

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Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Hugo Chavez on February 19, 2007, 09:47:59 PM: Quote from: Deedee on February 19, 2007, 05:41:21 PM
Judi looks beautiful in that pic. If I were a lesbiana and we both tripped over a pair of stilletos lying on the floor in the shoe department at Holt's in Toronto and fell into a tangled heap on the floor... who knows what might happen.
YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T STOP NOW, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT :P
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: OzmO on February 19, 2007, 10:42:23 PM: I've talked to jag on the phone. Very charming ;)
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: sandycoosworth on February 20, 2007, 12:31:01 AM: Quote from: JimmyTheFish on February 19, 2007, 06:03:40 PM

rofl..............I always thought she was a tranny.................. .....epic adams apple guard............. :-\

you noticed that too ah

he has a bracelet covering his man wrists as well
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Karl Kox on February 20, 2007, 12:57:24 AM: yep nothing wrong with that
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: gtbro1 on February 20, 2007, 01:21:53 AM: yep.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: onlyme on February 20, 2007, 11:00:29 AM: Been there done that :D
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on February 20, 2007, 12:13:19 PM: No ... I don't fuck black girls. They just aren't attractive to me.

However I have fucked one or two liberals.... they fuck like you owe them something.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Cap on February 20, 2007, 12:15:22 PM: Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on February 20, 2007, 12:13:19 PM
No ... I don't fuck black girls. They just aren't attractive to me.

However I have fucked one or two liberals.... they fuck like you owe them something.

:D

I love your posts.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on February 20, 2007, 01:28:29 PM: Quote from: cap86 on February 20, 2007, 12:15:22 PM
:D

I love your posts.

haha.. feelings mutual

carry on!
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: ozman on February 20, 2007, 01:56:22 PM: Quote from: onlyme on February 20, 2007, 11:00:29 AM
Been there done that :D

Pic's ?
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: gtbro1 on February 21, 2007, 01:25:04 AM: Quote from: onlyme on February 20, 2007, 11:00:29 AM
Been there done that :D

What kind of pyrimid scam was that?
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Euro-monster on February 21, 2007, 01:43:20 AM: I wouldn't because judging from her picture she's not that good looking!
Hey....i'm a face man...what can i say... :)
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: gtbro1 on February 21, 2007, 01:45:29 AM: Quote from: Euro-monster on February 21, 2007, 01:43:20 AM
I wouldn't because judging from her picture she's not that good looking!
Hey....i'm a face man...what can i say... :)

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:HFFLVEpxrj2wSM:http://www.joburg.org.za/images/light-switch.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Euro-monster on February 21, 2007, 01:57:09 AM: I'm not into shy women... ;)
And i like to see whats going on down there....
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: gtbro1 on February 21, 2007, 02:06:58 AM: Quote from: Euro-monster on February 21, 2007, 01:57:09 AM
I'm not into shy women... ;)
And i like to see whats going on down there....

ok then...what about this?

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Doa-1cnHl23t-M:http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/471359/2/istockphoto_471359_woman_with_paper_bag_over_her_head.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Euro-monster on February 21, 2007, 02:17:25 AM: Quote from: gtbro1 on February 21, 2007, 02:06:58 AM

ok then...what about this?

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Doa-1cnHl23t-M:http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/471359/2/istockphoto_471359_woman_with_paper_bag_over_her_head.jpg)

I guess if i poke a hole through that brown paper bag she would still be able to suck my cock without me looking at her ugly face.... ;D
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: gtbro1 on February 21, 2007, 02:21:22 AM: Quote from: Euro-monster on February 21, 2007, 02:17:25 AM
I guess if i poke a hole through that brown paper bag she would still be able to suck my cock without me looking at her ugly face.... ;D

She isn't ugly at all.

THIS is ugly.

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:iQ5HVrL2ZQwaoM:http://www.funfry.com/data/538/medium/Ugly-Woman-Picture004_resize.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Euro-monster on February 21, 2007, 02:26:41 AM: Hmmmm she is ugly too i suppose....i'm sorry but i don't find Jag attractive at all.... :)
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Tombo on February 21, 2007, 03:09:08 AM: she's a guy, enough said.

and she's a black/female empowerment type.

fu.ck awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwf
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Nordic Superman on February 21, 2007, 04:23:03 AM: Come on now, look at her picture there... any of you saying that's ugly need a reality check... oh but I forgot... your 500lb natural bench, 12 inch cocks, 145+ IQ's, charms and other-worldly good lucks pull ladies like that every Saturday night right brothers? ::)

Fuck me... some of the Getbig crew need to wake the fuck up... :-\

Some of the reasons like not finding black chicks attractive are legit... but even them fellas have gotta admit she ain't ugly in that pic.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Cavalier22 on February 21, 2007, 07:15:09 AM: i dont find her all that attractive..considering that is her best pic. Shes not ugly, I dont find black girls attractive for the most part, some I do though. I have been hookin up with one on and off for a couple months tho
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 21, 2007, 07:43:51 AM: Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 21, 2007, 04:23:03 AM
Come on now, look at her picture there... any of you saying that's ugly need a reality check... oh but I forgot... your 500lb natural bench, 12 inch cocks, 145+ IQ's, charms and other-worldly good lucks pull ladies like that every Saturday night right brothers? ::)

hahaha ;D
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Fury on February 21, 2007, 07:54:43 AM: Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 21, 2007, 04:23:03 AM
Come on now, look at her picture there... any of you saying that's ugly need a reality check... oh but I forgot... your 500lb natural bench, 12 inch cocks, 145+ IQ's, charms and other-worldly good lucks pull ladies like that every Saturday night right brothers? ::)

I usually do!!!!!!
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Nordic Superman on February 21, 2007, 08:00:05 AM: Quote from: BerzerkFury on February 21, 2007, 07:54:43 AM
I usually do!!!!!!

"Usually" every saturday?

Meaning, you must shag 40+ unique women per year?
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Fury on February 21, 2007, 08:03:18 AM: Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 21, 2007, 08:00:05 AM
"Usually" every saturday?

Meaning, you must shag 40+ unique women per year?

It was sarcasm, bright spot. I wouldn't mind fucking 40+ different women a year, though. That'd be glorious.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Nordic Superman on February 21, 2007, 08:04:52 AM: Quote from: BerzerkFury on February 21, 2007, 08:03:18 AM
It was sarcasm, bright spot. I wouldn't mind fucking 40+ different women a year, though. That'd be glorious.

You should hang with Toxic and learn the ropes brother. That dude pulls 40+ diff women per year easy. He can teach you the tricks of the trade.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Fury on February 21, 2007, 08:06:15 AM: Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 21, 2007, 08:04:52 AM
You should hang with Toxic and learn the ropes brother. That dude pulls 40+ diff women per year easy. He can teach you the tricks of the trade.

If I was looking to bang 40+ unibrowed cokeheads and other bottom of the barrel women, I'd have to shoot Toxic a pm.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: YoungBlood on February 21, 2007, 09:14:06 AM: Wasn't there rumors few years back when she first appeared, that the person in that photo is not Jag?
I seem to remember someone posting another photo of a tiny little white girl, and Jag admitted that both photos are her.
What gives? :-\
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Euro-monster on February 21, 2007, 10:13:53 AM: I still say she's ugly looking to me... :)
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: freespirit on February 21, 2007, 12:37:53 PM: Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 19, 2007, 04:12:34 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/vikingpower/uglywhore.jpg)

Not that bad look fellas!

Too old for me now, but if I had a time machine (toxic, you can help here right brother?) I'd certainly go back in time and seduce her with my charms!

When is that pic taken, somewhere in the 80's? A lot can change in 20 years. She looks some kind of funny with that ridiculous crown on her head.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Cap on February 21, 2007, 12:39:03 PM: Quote from: Euro-monster on February 21, 2007, 10:13:53 AM
I still say she's ugly looking to me... :)
I think she has a chip on her shoulder from a run-in with Clayton Bigsby. Woogie Boogie!!
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: gtbro1 on February 22, 2007, 12:17:57 AM: Quote from: cap86 on February 21, 2007, 12:39:03 PM
I think she has a chip on her shoulder from a run-in with Clayton Bigsby. Woogie Boogie!!

hahahahahaha ;) Funniest skit ever.
Title: Re: Would you poke Jag?
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on February 23, 2007, 07:17:14 AM: I'm sure the roids have destroyed her feminine structure by now. She's prolly uglier than Ronnie.

And more muscular as well.