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Title: class A misdemeanor here in texas
Post by: benchmstr on February 21, 2007, 02:47:24 PM
...if you have sex with a chicken

a fine up to $4000 and 1 year in jail

funny shit

bench
Title: Re: class A misdemeanor here in texas
Post by: Slin1 on February 21, 2007, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: benchmstr on February 21, 2007, 02:47:24 PM
...if you have sex with a chicken

a fine up to $4000 and 1 year in jail

funny shit

bench

With all the fat girls in texas a chicken is probably the best score you gonna get

Was it not the place they did super size me?
Title: Re: class A misdemeanor here in texas
Post by: benchmstr on February 21, 2007, 03:03:55 PM
Quote from: Slin1 on February 21, 2007, 02:57:40 PM
With all the fat girls in texas a chicken is probably the best score you gonna get

Was it not the place they did super size me?
i thought they did super size me in newyork ???
Title: Re: class A misdemeanor here in texas
Post by: OKMike on February 22, 2007, 01:48:24 PM
Quote from: benchmstr on February 21, 2007, 02:47:24 PM
...if you have sex with a chicken

a fine up to $4000 and 1 year in jail

funny shit

bench

... well, was it worth it?
Title: Re: class A misdemeanor here in texas
Post by: Option D on February 22, 2007, 01:49:28 PM
Quote from: Slin1 on February 21, 2007, 02:57:40 PM
With all the fat girls in texas a chicken is probably the best score you gonna get

Was it not the place they did super size me?

TExas is the fattest state accoring to the CDC
Title: Re: class A misdemeanor here in texas
Post by: dizzleman06 on March 01, 2007, 08:30:56 AM
Quote from: Slin1 on February 21, 2007, 02:57:40 PM
With all the fat girls in texas a chicken is probably the best score you gonna get

Was it not the place they did super size me?

Dude you obviously have never been to Texas, we got fine bitches here like we got oil, Playa!  check out Dallas, Austin, Houston... I went to school at U.T. Austin and I had never been anywhere with more beautiful women.  i have visited cali, florida, Oklahoma, Alabama, New Mexico, Colorado, and the only place that can compete with Texas is Southern Cali...
Title: Re: class A misdemeanor here in texas
Post by: benchmstr on March 01, 2007, 02:45:39 PM
Quote from: dizzleman06 on March 01, 2007, 08:30:56 AM
Dude you obviously have never been to Texas, we got fine bitches here like we got oil, Playa!  check out Dallas, Austin, Houston... I went to school at U.T. Austin and I had never been anywhere with more beautiful women.  i have visited cali, florida, Oklahoma, Alabama, New Mexico, Colorado, and the only place that can compete with Texas is Southern Cali...
agreed
Title: Re: class A misdemeanor here in texas
Post by: bmacsys on March 01, 2007, 03:03:03 PM
Quote from: benchmstr on February 21, 2007, 02:47:24 PM
...if you have sex with a chicken

a fine up to $4000 and 1 year in jail

funny shit

bench

What if you sodomize it!
Title: Re: class A misdemeanor here in texas
Post by: beatmaster on March 01, 2007, 03:11:15 PM

woman, chicken = same thing, big ass, small head!  ;D
Title: Re: class A misdemeanor here in texas
Post by: benchmstr on March 01, 2007, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: bmacsys on March 01, 2007, 03:03:03 PM
What if you sodomize it!
ANY SEX with an animal or fowl