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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Blockhead on February 27, 2007, 01:34:57 PM
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You want to talk about having a lucky HORSE-SHOE up somebody's ass then listen to this one...
A couple weeks back...the good ol' BlockHead was driving to work on a nice sunny crisp Saturday morning just minding my own bidniss, bumpin to some Twista and keeping it REAL.
I'd say a good 30 yards from the intersection the light turns YELLOW so i did what most nig gaz would do...muthafka ACCELERATED! Light turned RED and I was in the middle of the intersection...sure enough CPD pulled my card.
So I get a 'blowing red light' ticket and a COURT DATE. Took my Drivers Liscense.
Today was court. I showed up. I had to stand in the ginormous line to get frisked/scanned and all my 'belongings' put into a little basket to be XRayed. Kind of like an airport. I was about 10 people from the XRay machines/Sherrifs. I already started taking my watch off, necklace, I already turned my phone off and took my keys out. Sure enough I was so stupid and absolutley CARELESS I had a fkn BOTTLE of British Dispensary dbols in my coat pocket. At 40mg daily thats 8 tabs. I keep it on me everywhere I go an 'pop em' through-out the day.
My heart sank into my feet. I felt my face FLUSH and my heart started THUMPING. I thought about turning around and getting OUT of line but figured that would arouse suspicion. I was now 3-4 people from the beginning of the line...I was at the POINT OF NO RETURN. I could hardly breathe. I was there for a bullshit traffic citation and now I might be HELD there for a Schedule-3. I was fked. I was sick to my stomach. This is the LAST thing I need on my record.
It was my turn...I threw everything in the basket and watched the guard rummage through it with a little stick. I could hear the sound of the pills in the plastic bottle 'rattling'. With his fingers...the guard fiddles with the bottle so the front of the bottle/label can be seen...right then and there I wanted to throw up. How could I be soooo careless? How, after all my New Jack hustles...would I go down for something that could have been soooo avoided? How will my attorney, Special 'Litigator' Ed get me out of this one?
To my relief...the guard squinted to read the little writing '5mg methandrostenelone tabletas etc...' then he put the bottle down. I walked through the metal detector and the basket with my belongings was given back to me. The color in my face came back. I was cold now from the sweat.
I was VERY stupid and VERY careless, my GETBIG brothers! I share this story not with embarassment but with pride. My aim is to remind all my brothers/sisters here at GETBIG that no matter how PIMP and how smart you think you are...sometimes you MIGHT be caught slippin. I got very very lucky. I think I went through a half a can of Skoal within the last 2 hours. :-[
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haha, saved by the fact that they have no fucking clue what actual steroids look like. unless it said 'STEROIDS' in huge letters you were in the clear. ;D
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good story
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Why do carry that shit around for anyway?
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Why do carry that shit around for anyway?
I explained that. At 40mg daily, 5mg tabs...I just leave them in the bottle and pop them every 2-3 hours.
Bottom line, I was careless and very stupid.
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Damn, Blockhead, that was a close call...
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Damn, Blockhead, that was a close call...
Nigro, you don't EVEN FKN KNOW!
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what kind of skoal? straight or wintergreen? although from what i can tell you're probably an "apple" kinda guy...hahhahaha, "blockhead" ::) oh brother
just kidding
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Normally I would berate you fo being that absent minded, but I went to court for work about 5 months ago. and the bank's Sr. Attorney had a pocket knife in his briefcase. They tagged the knife, and then "interrogated" him for 5 minutes. Whet is funny is that this man is a SR. Attorney for the bank with 30 years experience, and is very well known in the industry.
He just forgot that he had a knife in his bag.
Then again.. You do not go to jail for carrying a knife in your bag........... You will for gear.
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This is no joking matter, I know... but it's a good thing the security guard wasn't Derek Anthony's uncle;)
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what kind of skoal? straight or wintergreen? although from what i can tell you're probably an "apple" kinda guy...hahhahaha, "blockhead" ::) oh brother
just kidding
Wintergreen, my nigro! I went through half a tin in about an hour.
Apple sucks! Peach is decent. I started on Cherry when I was 17. Mint is my second favorite.
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Damn Block! Holdin' when you got a court date............you gotta keep your game tight. ;D
Seriously though, you got REALLY lucky...............I suggest you go out and buy some lottery tickets.
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Next time one of you schmucks finds yourself in a line with something illegal on your person, do the right thing. Pause a bit when dumping your stuff in your bin. Watch the guy behind you start to dump his stuff in his bin. When he does "the move" where he takes his coat off and turns around or turns his head, drop your contraband/burner/banger in HIS bin right before he tosses his coat over his stuff. Then mosey on through the pearly gates and gather your belongings. If he gets busted, say something like "Dayummm, what kinda fool be bringin XXXXX into a courthouse?" If your stash clears the baby warden, then just tap him on the shoulder and point to the court officer and say "I think you forgot something" and stealthily remove BOTH your methpipe AND his Treo from his bin.
Word up! Da Block should know better. It ain't worth it. Just pop all 8 of those muthafuckas in the AM or get yourself some IP 45mg orangies. Fuckk that 5mg bullshitt.
Special "Alligator Litigator" Ed
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Wintergreen, my nigro! I went through half a tin in about an hour.
Apple sucks! Peach is decent. I started on Cherry when I was 17. Mint is my second favorite.
apple and peach taste like jolly ranchers. vanilla isnt terrible. wintergreen has the most nicotine and gives me the biggest high, which is why i generally get it.
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If you remained natural, you wouldn`t ever have to worry about things like this.
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Damn Block! Holdin' when you got a court date............you gotta keep your game tight. ;D
Seriously though, you got REALLY lucky...............I suggest you go out and buy some lottery tickets.
Good idea!
I swear, playa...I fkn FORGOT I was rollin' dirty. I had it in my coat pocket. It just goes to show that even the smoothest and dopest of all gangstaz could go down on the drop of a dime for something that could have been the absolute easiest to avoid. I was careless. Pride goes before a fall. I laugh on here and talk a big game but I was muthafkn HUMBLED today.
The guard who looked at the bottle was older...maybe mid 50's. He squinted hard looking and after reading the label and had a confused look on his face. Like Mr. Magoo stated...unless it says in big black bold printed letters 'STEROIDS' with a skull/crossbones below it...then the avarage person would assume it's some 'medicine' or something.
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BH...you're my boy and all...if you need any help you see me. I got connections with the polish mafia that are off the hook.....problem is it takes us like 3 or 4 times to actually get something right but what do you expect from a polish mafia?
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BH...you're my boy and all...if you need any help you see me. I got connections with the polish mafia that are off the hook.....problem is it takes us like 3 or 4 times to actually get something right but what do you expect from a polish mafia?
...that reminds me. How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb...wait a minute...let me start over again...
How come it takes 3 Pollacks to screw in a light bulb?
...cuz they're so darn stupid! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha!
-Raising Arizona.
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what kind of skoal? straight or wintergreen? although from what i can tell you're probably an "apple" kinda guy...hahhahaha, "blockhead" ::) oh brother
just kidding
Mints where its at
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...that reminds me. How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb...wait a minute...let me start over again...
How come it takes 3 Pollacks to screw in a light bulb?
...cuz they're so darn stupid! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha!
-Raising Arizona.
as a polock I've accepted the fact that I'm an idiot sometimes, I can't change it, it just is. y'know like the grass is blue and the sky is green? That's what it's like to be polish. :)
Cool thing with me is I look Italian so nobody suspects anythign when they first meet me. ;D ;D
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blockhead i recommend holding court on the streets next time. that way you wouldnt have this problem
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what the fukc is that?
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did anyone here make it through that novella?
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blockhead i recommend holding court on the streets next time. that way you wouldnt have this problem
That's what 'd tothe p' and I used to do back in our days as little G's on the streets of Compton in the early 90's.
We used to be the JUDGE and JURY...knawatImsayin?
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apple and peach taste like jolly ranchers. vanilla isnt terrible. wintergreen has the most nicotine and gives me the biggest high, which is why i generally get it.
half a can of the bear since i was 18,, 1 fake tooth and 2 surgerys to prove it,, wifes gone so i have a fatty in right now- should be dead soon
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That's what 'd tothe p' and I used to do back in our days as little G's on the streets of Compton in the early 90's.
We used to be the JUDGE and JURY...knawatImsayin?
dont for get the most important function...
executioner
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Hey Block!.....,.i got pulled over on archer ave Block. it was 1992 i had 100 A-bombs between the seat of my Z-28. i was shitting bricks!
there was 2 cops. the one took me behind my ride and patted me down. while he was busy wit me the other pig was searching my ride. i was like fuck I'm busted!
so a minute or 2 goes by, while all my dogs kept driving by beeping and screaming at me. the other cop walks up and says whats this?.. i said they're weight gainer pills.
the first pig said just tell us what they are and we'll let you loose, but if you don't we'll have to take these to the lab and while we do that we're gonna have to hold ya. so i said fuck it! i was young and scared so i screamed, they're steroids!!! he said i know.
so i was like what know i go to jail......he said no, and tossed them back to me and said go kill your self big guy. hahahahaha!
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half a can of the bear since i was 18,, 1 fake tooth and 2 surgerys to prove it,, wifes gone so i have a fatty in right now- should be dead soon
kodiak, man....they used to hand out free logs of that shit back in college
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Hey Block!.....,.i got pulled over on archer ave Block. it was 1992 i had 100 A-bombs between the seat of my Z-28. i was shitting bricks!
there was 2 cops. the one took me behind my ride and patted me down. while he was busy wit me the other pig was searching my ride. i was like fuck I'm busted!
so a minute or 2 goes by, while all my dogs kept driving by beeping and screaming at me. the other cop walks up and says whats this?.. i said they're weight gainer pills.
the first pig said just tell us what they are and we'll let you loose, but if you don't we'll have to take these to the lab and while we do that we're gonna have to hold ya. so i said fuck it! i was young and scared so i screamed, they're steroids!!! he said i know.
so i was like what know i go to jail......he said no, and tossed them back to me and said go kill your self big guy. hahahahaha!
when it comes to steroids most cops could give 2 shits.. the arrest,,paperwork,,court apperances isnt worth it. i cant remember the last time a neighboorhood was ruined or a crime was commited over steroid use.
when you see a dealer get busted its because they're probably dealing other shit too
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Hey Block!.....,.i got pulled over on archer ave Block. it was 1992 i had 100 A-bombs between the seat of my Z-28. i was shitting bricks!
there was 2 cops. the one took me behind my ride and patted me down. while he was busy wit me the other pig was searching my ride. i was like fuck I'm busted!
so a minute or 2 goes by, while all my dogs kept driving by beeping and screaming at me. the other cop walks up and says whats this?.. i said they're weight gainer pills.
the first pig said just tell us what they are and we'll let you loose, but if you don't we'll have to take these to the lab and while we do that we're gonna have to hold ya. so i said fuck it! i was young and scared so i screamed, they're steroids!!! he said i know.
so i was like what know i go to jail......he said no, and tossed them back to me and said go kill your self big guy. hahahahaha!
I hate Archer Ave. Nothing but Popes, Two-Six and fkn LaRaza riding up and down there startin shit throwin flags up.
I had a buddy who got popped w/ ABombs a couple years back by Morton Grove PD. Basically the same thing...he showed my guy and told him...'ABombs! Strong shit...thanks!' and kept them. Let him go w/ a warning because he blew a stop sign.
My guy was happy but pissed at the same time.
Great story, though SSBG!
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Bluto and the Shadow keep all their belongs crammed in their assholes; unfortunately they still ask all the hunky policemen to perform cavity searches at every chance......true story.
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when it comes to steroids most cops could give 2 shits.. the arrest,,paperwork,,court apperances isnt worth it. i cant remember the last time a neighboorhood was ruined or a crime was commited over steroid use.
when you see a dealer get busted its because they're probably dealing other shit too
quite a few of the cops i know are juiced up anyway. the only time they'll go after someone is if they're a dealer and the brass upstairs forces them to.
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damn you bastards! apple is the way to go! i used to go through two tins a day when i was in iraq. cherry is filth. same with vanilla. peach is ok. mint is the best if you have a gf. because i guess then its not as 'dirty'. anyways, i dont know you but im glad you got through that alright.
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It's still a matter of principle though: why do the authorities think they have the right to interfere in an adult male's decision to use or not use steroids?
It's the parents' and schools' job to ban high schoolers from doing it, it's the federations' job in organized sports to ban their athletes, but government has no role!
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Block,
For future reference if it isnt metal or electronic LEAVE IT IN YOUR JACKET!!! I've worked in this environment before. If it doesnt set of the metal detectors, they will not search you! As far as the little knife is concerned its all about consistancy. They have to treat everyone equally. PLEASE remember to leave ish in your car!!!
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I hate Archer Ave. Nothing but Popes, Two-Six and fkn LaRaza riding up and down there startin shit throwin flags up.
I had a buddy who got popped w/ ABombs a couple years back by Morton Grove PD. Basically the same thing...he showed my guy and told him...'ABombs! Strong shit...thanks!' and kept them. Let him go w/ a warning because he blew a stop sign.
My guy was happy but pissed at the same time.
Great story, though SSBG!
archer ave and the sahs area was home for me from 15 till i was 21... man those were the days. though you're right bout the whole gang thing.
man i remember my boy having the first murder of the year back in 89 0r 90.
fool had sum probs with sum spics from Argo high........man he baseballed bat that fucker and carried him to the police station, then ran home to clean the blood off his pink i.o.u sweatshirt.
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archer ave and the sahs area was home for me from 15 till i was 21... man those were the days. though you're right bout the whole gang thing.
man i remember my boy having the first murder of the year back in 89 0r 90.
fool had sum probs with sum spics from Argo high........man he baseballed bat that fucker and carried him to the police station, then ran home to clean the blood off his pink i.o.u sweatshirt.
AHAHAHAHAAH!!! "sum spics from Argo high" AHAAHAHAHA!!!
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archer ave and the sahs area was home for me from 15 till i was 21... man those were the days. though you're right bout the whole gang thing.
man i remember my boy having the first murder of the year back in 89 0r 90.
fool had sum probs with sum spics from Argo high........man he baseballed bat that fucker and carried him to the police station, then ran home to clean the blood off his pink i.o.u sweatshirt.
Hahahaha...did he have on 'Z-Cavaricci' pants? Drakarr Noir cologne? "I.O.U"
Hahahaha! I know Argo Highschool. I went to DeLaSalle.
I know exactly where you were from. I used to buy my skateboards at Bodels when I was a shorty. Around that time to...89-90.
I feel better now. I'm calm, cool and collected. I aint sweating anymore and my appetite is back.
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Actually Block,According to MattC, Colombusdude and swoody its your right to take what ever ya want and no one else's biz! ::)
Now I think some of you guys are starting to see why taking gear for recreational purposes if beyond foolish.
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Actually Block,According to MattC, Colombusdude and swoody its your right to take what ever ya want and no one else's biz! ::)
Now I think some of you guys are starting to see why taking gear for recreational purposes if beyond foolish.
A small part of me agree's with you here. A small part of me also agrees with Adonis when he stated that if I remained 'natural' then this situation i was in today would have never happened.
ALL...for a punk ass plastic/metal cheap sword-trophy.
Amazing, huh?
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A small part of me agree's with you here. A small part of me also agrees with Adonis when he stated that if I remained 'natural' then this situation i was in today would have never happened.
ALL...for a punk ass plastic/metal cheap sword-trophy.
Amazing, huh?
well yeah, but that's sort of like saying in the days of christian theocracy then your burning at the stake wouldn't have happened if you'd just remained christian. the law is stupid as hell.
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Hahahaha...did he have on 'Z-Cavaricci' pants? Drakarr Noir cologne? "I.O.U"
Hahahaha! I know Argo Highschool. I went to DeLaSalle.
I know exactly where you were from. I used to buy my skateboards at Bodels when I was a shorty. Around that time to...89-90.
I feel better now. I'm calm, cool and collected. I aint sweating anymore and my appetite is back.
hahaha! yes he was buddies with Rick Adams, chuck Sanows nephew.
that really is a true story. his name was Ron stunicka. his cousin stabbed the guy and he baseballed bat his cranium. do you remember it Block?
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Back then? In 1990 I was 11yrs old. The only thing in the media I payed attention to back then was the glam slam metal bands on MTV and PeeWee's Playhouse on Saturday mornings.
He was Chuck's nephew? Hahahahahaha!
That's a crazy story. I'll check the archives on the Sun Times website.
Here's a crazy story...I took the physical for Evanston PD 2 yrs ago, right? During and after the physical...'officers there taking us through the test' we're comming up to me assuring me that they were COOL and wanted to know if I could get them any 'juice'.
I took it as they were 'testing me'. I told them I didnt know how to get that and just use CellTech.
Still didn't get the job! >:(
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Back then? In 1990 I was 11yrs old. The only thing in the media I payed attention to back then was the glam slam metal bands on MTV and PeeWee's Playhouse on Saturday mornings.
He was Chuck's nephew? Hahahahahaha!
That's a crazy story. I'll check the archives on the Sun Times website.
Here's a crazy story...I took the physical for Evanston PD 2 yrs ago, right? During and after the physical...'officers there taking us through the test' we're comming up to me assuring me that they were COOL and wanted to know if I could get them any 'juice'.
I took it as they were 'testing me'. I told them I didnt know how to get that and just use CellTech.
Still didn't get the job! >:(
yeah the guy that did the murder was Ron Stunika<sp.....
Rick Adams was his good bud and he was Chucky's nephew or cuz not sure but he won mr teenage IL back in 89 i think. man chuck was getting them the good stuff ;D
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Back then? In 1990 I was 11yrs old. The only thing in the media I payed attention to back then was the glam slam metal bands on MTV and PeeWee's Playhouse on Saturday mornings.
He was Chuck's nephew? Hahahahahaha!
That's a crazy story. I'll check the archives on the Sun Times website.
Here's a crazy story...I took the physical for Evanston PD 2 yrs ago, right? During and after the physical...'officers there taking us through the test' we're comming up to me assuring me that they were COOL and wanted to know if I could get them any 'juice'.
I took it as they were 'testing me'. I told them I didnt know how to get that and just use CellTech.
Still didn't get the job! >:(
evanston pd blows. they gave me a ticket for nailing a broad at a private beach.
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Did you know Chuck is is on CFD, SSBG? He's a fireman.
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evanston pd blows. they gave me a ticket for nailing a broad at a private beach.
What? ??? Those gay PRICKS! Didn't you tell them you were THE GREAT Power Rod from Getbig?
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What? ??? Those gay PRICKS! Didn't you tell them you were THE GREAT Power Rod from Getbig?
i tried. the worst part is i think they were watching us for a couple minutes.
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Did you know Chuck is is on CFD, SSBG? He's a fireman.
i heard that a few yrs ago. he was a pretty cool dude.
didn't fall and break his leg or something like that?
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i tried. the worst part is i think they were watching us for a couple minutes. Hahahaha...probably waxing their carrots watching you two. Gay Cops! They should have recognized who you were.
i heard that a few yrs ago. he was a pretty cool dude.
didn't fall and break his leg or something like that?
I heard that to. I hear all kinds of crazy shit in the BB circles of Chi-Town.
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one thing you had going for you was the fact taht the guard would not think you would have the audacity/stupidity to bring illegal drugs to your court date and then proceed to put them in the bin so he could examine them. I mean, no one would do something that stupid would he? hahaha lucky bastard
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the guard was a negran right?
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if you're gonna carry that shit with you you should put it in a vitamin bottle.
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one thing you had going for you was the fact taht the guard would not think you would have the audacity/stupidity to bring illegal drugs to your court date and then proceed to put them in the bin so he could examine them. I mean, no one would do something that stupid would he? hahaha lucky bastard
That's an EXCELLENT point!
Perhaps. That sounds about right. Kind of like the 'I have nothing to hide' scenario.
It was probably a mixture of THAT and the fact that he didn't know what the fk it was and wouldnt suspect steroids in a million years.
Especially with all the people in line with me. I stood out like a sore thumb in that line. I thought I was at 'The SOURCE Awards' or something.
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i don't get it...what are the source awards?
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the guard was a negran right?
Actually, he was it looked like an older Mexican dude. Same thing.
if you're gonna carry that shit with you you should put it in a vitamin bottle.
I know. Of ALL the fkn times and places. I have a plethora of empty 'tylenol' bottles or 'baby aspirin chewables' which are actually...little pink tabs like the BD dbol.
Bottom line, Lord Sf is that I was just completely careless and completely stupid. I was NOT thinking and simply forgot I had it on me. Even more fkd up is that I usually just throw all my pills, tabs in a ziplock plastic baggie so I dont lug around bottles or cans.
Damn I got lucky today!
Now I'm driving to Columbus Thursday morning...so maybe this is what I needed to be 'humbled'. Speed Limit? CHECK. Seat-Belt? CHECK. Pre-loaded EQ darts and clen tabs? Check. ;)
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brutal drug regimen.
what show are you prepping for?
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i don't get it...what are the source awards?
Can somebody explain what I meant by that, please?
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brutal drug regimen.
what show are you prepping for?
Illinois State and your black ass better be in the house!
Lawrence/Central Ave.
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I know. Of ALL the fkn times and places. I have a plethora of empty 'tylenol' bottles or 'baby aspirin chewables' which are actually...little pink tabs like the BD dbol.
Bottom line, Lord Sf is that I was just completely careless and completely stupid. I was NOT thinking and simply forgot I had it on me. Even more fkd up is that I usually just throw all my pills, tabs in a ziplock plastic baggie so I dont lug around bottles or cans.
Damn I got lucky today!
Now I'm driving to Columbus Thursday morning...so maybe this is what I needed to be 'humbled'. Speed Limit? CHECK. Seat-Belt? CHECK. Pre-loaded EQ darts and clen tabs? Check. ;)
hahahahahah, i wasn't criticizing you Block just giving you a little advice, man, you're younger than i thought you were, 1979, shit you're just a baby.
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I know, sir. I know!
Imagine the feeling of being 4-5 people away from the front of the line where you have to go through all the security measures and you reach in the pocket of your Carharrt jacket to get your keys out and feel the bottle and hear the slight rattle of pills in a little plastic bottle...
I felt like Edward Norton at the end of 'The Score' when he realized that he didn't get that 'svector' and how Robert DeNiro got the best of him and took him to the hole.
I felt my tear ducts swell under my eyes.
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I know, sir. I know!
Imagine the feeling of being 4-5 people away from the front of the line where you have to go through all the security measures and you reach in the pocket of your Carharrt jacket to get your keys out and feel the bottle and hear the slight rattle of pills in a little plastic bottle...
I felt like Edward Norton at the end of 'The Score' when he realized that he didn't get that 'svector' and how Robert DeNiro got the best of him and took him to the hole.
I felt my tear ducts swell under my eyes.
hahahahahaha, i hear ya, most cops would just either take the shit, give you a warning and use the shit themselves or just give you a warning.
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So I get a 'blowing red light' ticket and a COURT DATE. Took my Drivers Liscense.
Why did you have to go to court? Last I knew, if you run a red light, you get a ticket, you pay the ticket through the mail, and that's the end of it. ???
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Why did you have to go to court? Last I knew, if you run a red light, you get a ticket, you pay the ticket through the mail, and that's the end of it. ???
That's the first time I ever came across that one. Officer also gave me a SPEEDING ticket. 52 into 35.
That's rare for CPD.
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That's the first time I ever came across that one. Officer also gave me a SPEEDING ticket. 52 into 35.
That's rare for CPD.
the man is always trying to stop a brother,
stick it to the man.
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haha good stories block and ssbg!
There is a cop in my gym who is cool with me and hinted to me that he doesn't care if anyone uses.
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the man is always trying to stop a brother,
stick it to the man.
I know! If I wasnt BLACK then I wouldn't have been in that predicament any damn way!
...knawatImsayin?
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Blockhead, you stink of niggerdom!
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haha good stories block and ssbg!
There is a cop in my gym who is cool with me and hinted to me that he doesn't care if anyone uses.
cops are the biggest hypocrites.
my friend got raided here in AZ about 5 yrs ago, and half the swat team was on the sauce. they found 200 d-bols and 20 amps ::)
he lost half his pention from the military cause of that bullshit.
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The Source: Rap, hip-hop magazine
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Damn it Quickerblade.
That fuckers gonna give me nightmares! >:(
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What happened in the court? Guess you weren't lucky, afterall?
Can't you guys get a Dr's note saying you need those little pills? Isn't that what some of the pros do?
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What happened in the court? Guess you weren't lucky, afterall?
Can't you guys get a Dr's note saying you need those little pills? Isn't that what some of the pros do?
I was lucky, Vince...
A PRO bodybuilder would have completely SKIPPED court totally and 'not worried about it'.
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Damn it Quickerblade.
That fuckers gonna give me nightmares! >:(
Man it gave me nightmares for the last week
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cops are the biggest hypocrites.
my friend got raided here in AZ about 5 yrs ago, and half the swat team was on the sauce. they found 200 d-bols and 20 amps ::)
he lost half his pention from the military cause of that bullshit.
Damn they probably kept the enhancers for themselves.
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Man it gave me nightmares for the last week
Bastards a little pocket monster.
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did you know he raped 3 girls when he was in school, i mean look at him, it would be a damn miracle if a girl gave him the pussy...so he has to take it
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Hang the little troll.
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have you seen Con air ??? you know that dude they have locked in the chair with his mouth muzzled, he is in a similar situation
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you guys just found out about the incredible internet legend that is Brian "Brain" Peppers?
Hell, i have a brian peppers gimmick on another forum.
full story:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
(http://x4.putfile.com/5/14608133331.jpg)
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you guys just found out about the incredible internet legend that is Brian "Brain" Peppers?
Hell, i have a brian peppers gimmick on another forum.
full story:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
(http://x4.putfile.com/5/14608133331.jpg)
that pic is fake, the ones i have a legit
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that pic is fake, the ones i have a legit
dude, look at the link. it's from the ohio sex offenders registry website, why would they put up a fake photo?
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Still, if you are going to post about a court case at least tell the lads how you went. That much you owe us.
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dude, look at the link. it's from the ohio sex offenders registry website, why would they put up a fake photo?
Man i wishit was real, but it looks like the worst photoshop ive ever seen, theres no facts on that site, its a rumour site...i wish it was real
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You want to talk about having a lucky HORSE-SHOE up somebody's ass then listen to this one...
A couple weeks back...the good ol' BlockHead was driving to work on a nice sunny crisp Saturday morning just minding my own bidniss, bumpin to some Twista and keeping it REAL.
I'd say a good 30 yards from the intersection the light turns YELLOW so i did what most nig gaz would do...muthafka ACCELERATED! Light turned RED and I was in the middle of the intersection...sure enough CPD pulled my card.
So I get a 'blowing red light' ticket and a COURT DATE. Took my Drivers Liscense.
Today was court. I showed up. I had to stand in the ginormous line to get frisked/scanned and all my 'belongings' put into a
little basket to be XRayed. Kind of like an airport. I was about 10 people from the XRay machines/Sherrifs. I already started taking my watch off, necklace, I already turned my phone off and took my keys out. Sure enough I was so stupid and absolutley CARELESS I had a fkn BOTTLE of British Dispensary dbols in my coat pocket. At 40mg daily thats 8 tabs. I keep it on me everywhere I go an 'pop em' through-out the day.
My heart sank into my feet. I felt my face FLUSH and my heart started THUMPING. I thought about turning around and getting OUT of line but figured that would arouse suspicion. I was now 3-4 people from the beginning of the line...I was at the POINT OF NO RETURN. I could hardly breathe. I was there for a bullshit traffic citation and now I might be HELD there for a Schedule-3. I was fked. I was sick to my stomach. This is the LAST thing I need on my record.
It was my turn...I threw everything in the basket and watched the guard rummage through it with a little stick. I could hear the sound of the pills in the plastic bottle 'rattling'. With his fingers...the guard fiddles with the bottle so the front of the bottle/label can be seen...right then and there I wanted to throw up. How could I be soooo careless? How, after all my New Jack hustles...would I go down for something that could have been soooo avoided? How will my attorney, Special 'Litigator' Ed get me out of this one?
To my relief...the guard squinted to read the little writing '5mg methandrostenelone tabletas etc...' then he put the bottle down. I walked through the metal detector and the basket with my belongings was given back to me. The color in my face came back. I was cold now from the sweat.
I was VERY stupid and VERY careless, my GETBIG brothers! I share this story not with embarassment but with pride. My aim is to remind all my brothers/sisters here at GETBIG that no matter how PIMP and how smart you think you are...sometimes you MIGHT be caught slippin. I got very very lucky. I think I went through a half a can of Skoal within the last 2 hours. :-[
great story........LMFAO !
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Man i wishit was real, but it looks like the worst photoshop ive ever seen, theres no facts on that site, its a rumour site...i wish it was real
actually it's a site that dispells internet rumors. snopes is kind of a well known go to site for internet myths.
it's real man.
here's the state of ohio's sex site and his photo:
http://www.esorn.ag.state.oh.us/Secured/p23.aspx?oid=13753
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Blockhead,
Here's a story you might enjoy...
A friend (accquaintance) of mine, major pot fiend with delusions of becoming a professional skateboarder, had decided to economise by growing his own veg... if you get my drift. I had just finished my degree and against my better judgement agreed to help him with this.
I designed an enclosed cabinet thingy that would grow a dozen plants to full size... he built it... I rebuilt it after he'd fucked it up.
Guess where the genius decides to hide it... in a public park near his house.
Long story short, I end up connecting the power supply to a fuckin streetlamp at 4 am. The rig was siphoning water from a water feature and chugging down gigawatts of electricity at state expense for the next two months. It wasn't found because he had actually followed the design and buried it.
Harvest time... he just flicks the switch to turn the water and lamps off, leaves the fan running and waits for the plants to dry. When he comes back to collect the ill-gotten gains... that's when a beat cop (they're called Gardai here in Ireland) who just so happens to be passing through the very public park on a summer afternoon, notices a guy standing knee deep in water among the reeds at the bank of the decorative waterfall busily pulling matted clumps of long-stemmed plants from the ground.
When questioned, the stoner, wearing a torn iron maiden tshirt and bermuda shorts, simply replies very matter of factly: "I'm the gardener". The cop continued on his way... and that stoner is now growing fields of the stuff in the Dublin mountains.
The Luke
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That's the first time I ever came across that one. Officer also gave me a SPEEDING ticket. 52 into 35.
That's rare for CPD.
that is rare... I thought most of the CPD go there entire career without writting a speeding ticket
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actually it's a site that dispells internet rumors. snopes is kind of a well known go to site for internet myths.
it's real man.
here's the state of ohio's sex site and his photo:
http://www.esorn.ag.state.oh.us/Secured/p23.aspx?oid=13753
its fake, he aint 5'7 his 5'0, his wheelchair bound also, trust me i resaerched this guy
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its fake, he aint 5'7 his 5'0, his wheelchair bound also, trust me i resaerched this guy
how can it be fake???
it's a state of ohio webpage!!!
where are your sources??
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how can it be fake???
it's a state of ohio webpage!!!
where are your sources??
calm down man, im not saying your a liar, but look at the pic and tell me if it looks real?? here is my source, read the height on the mugshot
and the pic is real
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i240/freemie/bpeppahs.gif)
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Block, I thought you did like 20mg a day MAX?! Stacked with 100mg Primo and one Sustanon a week. Have you gone out of your mind and started megadosing?!! Liver failure waiting to happen!
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(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i240/freemie/bpeppahs.gif)
Quit posting that freak in every post it's freakin me out and pissin' me off! >:(
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calm down man, im not saying your a liar, but look at the pic and tell me if it looks real?? here is my source, read the height on the mugshot
and the pic is real
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i240/freemie/bpeppahs.gif)
What is your deal with this guy? Old news. Did you PM those pics to everyone on the board? I got a PM with that shit in it from you, and I don't know you, or give a shit about all "teh funny" shit you guys do on here.
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What is your deal with this guy? Old news. Did you PM those pics to everyone on the board? I got a PM with that shit in it from you, and I don't know you, or give a shit about all "teh funny" shit you guys do on here.
you better watch your language son, or B,Peppers will get you and fuck you
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Blockhead,
Here's a story you might enjoy...
A friend (accquaintance) of mine, major pot fiend with delusions of becoming a professional skateboarder, had decided to economise by growing his own veg... if you get my drift. I had just finished my degree and against my better judgement agreed to help him with this.
I designed an enclosed cabinet thingy that would grow a dozen plants to full size... he built it... I rebuilt it after he'd fucked it up.
Guess where the genius decides to hide it... in a public park near his house.
Long story short, I end up connecting the power supply to a fuckin streetlamp at 4 am. The rig was siphoning water from a water feature and chugging down gigawatts of electricity at state expense for the next two months. It wasn't found because he had actually followed the design and buried it.
Harvest time... he just flicks the switch to turn the water and lamps off, leaves the fan running and waits for the plants to dry. When he comes back to collect the ill-gotten gains... that's when a beat cop (they're called Gardai here in Ireland) who just so happens to be passing through the very public park on a summer afternoon, notices a guy standing knee deep in water among the reeds at the bank of the decorative waterfall busily pulling matted clumps of long-stemmed plants from the ground.
When questioned, the stoner, wearing a torn iron maiden tshirt and bermuda shorts, simply replies very matter of factly: "I'm the gardener". The cop continued on his way... and that stoner is now growing fields of the stuff in the Dublin mountains.
The Luke
He kept it casual and got out of it without suspiscion! Excellent!
Good story.
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dude, funniest story Ive heard in a long time, damn I can just imagine you sweating bullets, God you must have been scared. Ive taken chances like that going through the airport, its scary man but never got as close as you did.....So whats what wearing a necklace? Are you a guido now. don't tell me its a big italian horn with cubic zirconia on top, or maybe a huge gold plated dumbell with glass stones on each side, or is it one of those retarted looking bodybuilder figures? Please submit a getbig affidavit form and maybe we won't make fun of you. See Ron for the forms.
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dude, funniest story Ive heard in a long time, damn I can just imagine you sweating bullets, God you must have been scared. Ive taken chances like that going through the airport, its scary man but never got as close as you did.....So whats what wearing a necklace? Are you a guido now. don't tell me its a big italian horn with cubic zirconia on top, or maybe a huge gold plated dumbell with glass stones on each side, or is it one of those retarted looking bodybuilder figures? Please submit a getbig affidavit form and maybe we won't make fun of you. See Ron for the forms.
Ba ha ha ha ha!
It's just a silver chain with a crucifix. Hahahahaha...no big thing!
nycbull...I am STILL shooken up. My life would have been OVER(no chance of getting on a municipality with a record) all for the glory of a punk ass plastic metal sword.
The guard even LOOKED at the bottle and squinted his eyes to read the label...and put it down.
:o
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God Damn, Block that is way too close for comfort. Im glad he didnt know any better, its getting scarier and scarier to juice. Wow that must have been nuts. Next time just wear a cut off sweatshirt and no jacket to court. ;D
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God Damn, Block that is way too close for comfort. Im glad he didnt know any better, its getting scarier and scarier to juice. Wow that must have been nuts. Next time just wear a cut off sweatshirt and no jacket to court. ;D
Player? There aint gonna BE a next time. Today driving to work and even last night driving home or to the gym. I drove 5mph BELOW the speed limit, seat belt on and hands on 10 and 2.
Way too close for comfort as you stated. I will never forget that feeling of reaching into my carharrt jacket to grab my car keys out to feel that bottle...then realizing I can't get out of line.
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I was joking bro!! Glad nothing happened though.... I find myself driving slower and all that stuff I took for granted, but I got 5 years on you age wise, and being conservative is the best way to not get into trouble nowadays.
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I was joking bro!! Glad nothing happened though.... I find myself driving slower and all that stuff I took for granted, but I got 5 years on you age wise, and being conservative is the best way to not get into trouble nowadays.
I agree. Being conservative and NOT getting greedy.
On the FLIP SIDE...if I was to get POPPED and went down for having that with me I may not have been able to ever work for a municipality in uniform serving, which is what I'm trying to do but I know I would be 'well qualified' to get a job working for MD! ;)
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I agree. Being conservative and NOT getting greedy.
On the FLIP SIDE...if I was to get POPPED and went down for having that with me I may not have been able to ever work for a municipality in uniform serving, which is what I'm trying to do but I know I would be 'well qualified' to get a job working for MD! ;)
Hey, Block, don't forget to post pics for your show
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Nigro, you don't EVEN FKN KNOW!
Still on D-bol 12 weeks out? Maybe you should stick to the Novice class blockhead so you don't have to stand on stage next to me. Its going to be sick.
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i just threw in a lipper at work, i think its highly against company policy but i'm gonna see if i can go 30 min without getting caught